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This is a link post Origin of "I hope you die soon."


(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 20:01, Reply)
This is a link post Follow the Science!
Encouraging work for militant carnivores.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post he should do a meat beet manifesto

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post A new spin on meat.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jun 2023, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really a meat leaf
if the meat is on the outside.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post now do a twiglet

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 3:27, Reply)
This is a link post I added pigeons to Sympathy for the Devil I made this!
This has been stuck in my head and now it is free. It takes nearly two minutes to start.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
A well kept secret is finally revealed.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post good job
Needed to be done
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 21:04, Reply)
This is a link post Eyewitness of the week


(Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 17 Jun 2023, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's cleared that up then.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't prove nuthin!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post About standard for The Argus
Typical article:

www.theargus.co.uk/news/23590197.air-ambulance-lifeboat-scrambled-incident-seaford/
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
lol - from the comment section they even got the type of helicoptor wrong
 (razzle, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The cube one really threw me.
The use of the third place illusion to diagnose schizophrenia is interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to try the
Buddha's ear and Slime Hand ones...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 5:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Neat ways of tricking our proprioception.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Not me, I've had the snip.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Now if you'll just put on this orchid-less quest
don't you mean oculus quest?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've guessed how this works.
The VR goggles make cocks look so big, the delighted patients forget about the operation. Followed by the sad reality that distracts from any post-operative pain.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Jun 2023, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Now wondering if anyon eis stupid enough to buy into scrotum reduction surgery as a way of making their penis look bigger/longer

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *puts hand up*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 17 Jun 2023, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *winces*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Jun 2023, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be surprised if they didn't, the pr0n industry, for instance.
There are whole websites of silicone animal testicles, so why not.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Jun 2023, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post "The connection was reset"
Dunno why this site won't load for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Not secure maybe, link is http not https

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't get any message indicating that...
...unless I add an s.

Oh well.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Is its anti-paedo alarm going off maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What's it got against anti-paedos?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post How can I be sure it's really the best illusion of the year?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 3:29, Reply)
This is a normal post you can only trust in the researchers and the voters
Learn to trust, to believe in others and your life will be a serene journey of enlightenment.

(have just watched Ogmios too much)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 7:17, Reply)
This is a link post Mindblowing
it is
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine seeing this in 1982
And then being told that Rodney is in the new Frasier
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 17 Jun 2023, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Such a good sound chip

(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 19:37, Reply)
This is a link post Jesus fucking Christ
Flies attracted to shit.
Boris Johnson unveiled as new Daily Mail columnist


 (Covid69 Boris variant., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder if he ever actually writes any of it or just pays someone a fraction of his earnings to ghost write for him

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's not like he's busy these days.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a fucking twat of the highest order

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post But enough about swagatha christie!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm flattered that I'm always on your mind, Tony. But you're really not my type.
I prefer my men with more backbone.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 6:31, Reply)
This is a normal post morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 17 Jun 2023, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Starmer should get Leveson part 2 back on the table as soon as possible

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Very appropriate

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Any other reactions from sixth formers destined for tragedy to the shock news of Boris Johnson getting a lucrative column at the Mail?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I'm more of an old fuck who's annoyed at this young upstart
Cause he seems to be getting paid by cunts, for being a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nobody under 40's on b3ta, I was joking. There aren't any sixth formers destined for tragedy. Just tired men who once were sixth formers destined for tragedy. The glory days before Tories their life.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 17 Jun 2023, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Could you repeat that in English?
Ta.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Foptard wont be writing anything.
He will just get a slimy intern to write it for him as he fliberdygibbers
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Jun 2023, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what the DM legal team think of this appointment

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Why the fuck would Dave Gahan and Martin Gore be bothered?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 17 Jun 2023, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post oo crumbs!

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post The Great When - A London-through-time quiz I made this!
Do you have enough knowledge of cars and hats to tell what year the footage comes from?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 Bongs!
I'll be wrecked for the rest of the day.

I found it quite tricky, but it was fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post enjoyed this
I like that you can guess largely from the quality of the film: 8mm, early 2000s dv video, 80s VHS video, modern super smooth droney stuff, each one is pretty distinct
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 7 bongs!
6 years out on average, but brought down by being 25 years out on the first guess :(
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 8 bongs, 4 years out on average

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 7 Bongs
Good fun, cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 Bongs!
Nice diversion as I run out the clock at work, cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 bongs
- my neighbour is taking that as an instruction, from the smell of it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post this is fascinating
weird how everything from when i was a kid looks like it was from another age. I mean it was, but you don't remember stuff with the added film grain and washed out colours
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Another fun game I'm shit at.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 8bongs on average 4.5 years out
good fun ! have a click :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Jun 2023, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's called protest.
Despite what we are all told, it's still your right to think that something is shit and to organise yourself to try and do something about it. Even if that something looks stupid and ineffective. Which it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Not just shit and ineffective, but completely counterproductive. Which is my point.
(Besides the echo chamber these fuckwits live in),how many people are being exposed to these 'protests' and genuinely thinking "Fuck me, they're right. I'm going to completely shun any product that has required crude oil at any point whatsoever in either in its manufacture or shipping and live an exclusively oil-free lifestyle!" and how many people are thinking "These activists are fucking morons"?
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Are those the only two options?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose you could also choose indifference.
Unfortunately, that's not a quality I've been blessed with.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post We know.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit ironic, mate.
At least I'm aware of my shortcomings. You only seem to be aware of other people's.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You must be fucking livid now that the new Little Mermaid film is out in the cinema.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You think about that film a lot, don't you?

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not nearly as much you do mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Tony Hayers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:34
"No, you."

Truly the pinnacle of your contributions to b3ta. Congrats.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit chippy 2day mate, something up?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post What forms of climate activism do you think work?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't.
We aren't going to make a unified global push towards true 'carbon neutrality' until our hand is forced. It's far too convenient living the way we currently do. I reckon we're far more likely to adapt to the current climate than we are in trying to enact any major change in our consumption of fossil fuels. Especially considering that crude oil is vital in the manufacture of just about every single mass-produced item on the planet.
How do we 'stop oil' exactly, when it involves completely overhauling the petrochemical industry and coming up with completely new methods of producing the vital medicines, composite materials and electronic components that we utterly rely on to continue existing as a species?
And more importantly, how exactly are these JSO fuckwits helping matters?
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps
Just Reduce Our Reliance On Oil And Invest More In Renewable Energy isn't as snappy a name.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Use Less Oil
Reduce Oil Reliance?
Seek Alternatives?

Let's be honest, Just Stop Oil is a shit name.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Your suggestions are worse, to be fair.
No urgency to them.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Less urgency, but significantly more realistic objectives.
Not that it matters, though. I don't imagine that the majority of people supporting the JSO movement have really considered the implications. May as well call it 'Just Stop Cars', or 'Just Stop Chimneys'. Would likely be a more accurate representation of their objectives.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No one complains about
the lack of clarity in "Stop The Boats", though. Funny that.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect the halfwits yelling 'Stop The Boats' have probably put about as much thought into the practicality of the endeavour as the halfwits that shout 'Just Stop Oil', no?
Plus, the people trying to stop the boat crossings haven't yet felt the apparent need to glue themselves to the M6 or flounce about on Snooker Tables. I suspect the majority of the complaints are in response to that behaviour, and not the questionable nomenclature of their organisation.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post No one complaining is suggesting what they should do instead, though.
An online petition? Embrace denialism? Crypto and AI?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post In all seriousness, they need to adopt a *far* more moderate stance
A militant/disruptive approach isn't going to attract people with good faith in the cause. It's simply going to attract people that are excited about being militant and disruptive.
We're living in an era where literally anybody can go online and preach about whatever cause or message they like. The key is attracting the right audience (in this case, people who perhaps don't live as environmentally responsibly as they could).
When these JSO twats show up and cause a scene, what exactly is the message? Who is watching that shit and thinking "Fuck, I better sell my grotesquely oversized 4x4 and purchase something more appropriate?". These kinds of scenes certainly aren't going to spur the government into action - unless the action is limiting powers of protest even further than they have already.

Extol the virtues of cleaner, greener living. Make a case for the change not only being positive for the wider environment, but attractive on an individual level. You're never going to change the world, but if you can win two people over, and they do the same, you've already started a far better change than gluing yourself to the local motorway ever would. People are selfish, and are far more likely to be receptive to how taking action might benefit them in the short-term rather than how it might benefit the planet in the long-term. Who's installing heat pumps and solar panels primarily because it's good for the environment, and who's doing it primarily because it's good for their wallet?
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no time for that slow approach, though, is there?
Everyone already knows green living would be better, but we've missed lots of opportunities due to oil's PR $$$ and leaders who don't give a fuck.

I assume part of their aim is to simply try and make people sense their panic. Can't see it working, but I've a lot of sympathy for them.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post People have been doing exactly that for my entire life
As any parent knows, there comes a time when you have to stop asking and start demanding.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Oil's made of dinosaurs, isn't it?
They should call themselves the Dinosaur Protection League. People love dinosaurs.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a far better name.
Have a gold star.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't, the fucking tiny-brained egg-laying, extinct reptilian CUNTS.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ shill for Big Oil

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ dinosaur wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post terrible bullying of the T-Rex, can't even reach its cloaca

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
No. It's made of plants and trees, usually from the Carboniferous era - long before the Dinosaurs.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post And before fungi capable of breaking down cellulose had evolved.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it does rather imply it would be simple, doesn't it.
Certainly an own-goal when it comes to getting their message across.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
They're going to turn up at Lords and Wimbledon aren't they?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post fingers crossed

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You're an idiot, Swagatha.
I mean that in the most helpful and productive possible way.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely not surprised that you're behind this lot.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's obvious why you oppose this lot and why you propose doing nothing to stop the collapse of the ecosystem,
because you are a stupid selfish cunt. I hope you die soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Our planet can't support idiots like you any longer.
JSO don't go nearly far enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Raging!

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You're an idiot.
You should have some passion for life. That is, all the known life in the entire universe is about to die and you want to do nothing. You want to vilify people who want to do something, anything, to try and prevent it.

Scum, scum, scum. You, and everyone remotely like you, all need to go.

I sincerely hope you die in the next 30 seconds.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Scum. Sub human scum.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse than a greedy avocado farmer
with shares in Shell.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine getting this upset over somebody else's opinions on the internet.
You should maybe take a wee break before you end up going full Sockcooker, pal. How's your blood pressure?

 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 6:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine hating your own planet and arguing in favour of ending all life because you are a stupid cunt.
Let's go through your dumb list, shall we?
1: n/a
2: n/a
3: n/a
4: nope
5: nope
6: n/a
7: lol no
8: n/a
9: lol no
10: nope
11: nope.

I am not now, nor have I ever been a user of social media.

You think I'm angry, I'm not. I want you and everyone like you to either die, or fuck off to your own planet which you can mistreat to your heart's content. You mistake that for anger because you are a stupid cunt.

Our planet can't support stupid cunts like you any longer. You need to go now.

JSO are not radical enough. The crisis being what it is, we need direct action against those actively destroying the ecosystem. Scum like you are enablers for the enemies of planet Earth.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta is social media, mate.
Soz.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a newsletter with a couple of message boards attached. It's barely a forum.
You are such a stupid cunt, really it's embarrassing to be vaguely associated with you. You should fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta is social media, mate.
Soz.

Also, starting to feel a bit concerned for you, mate. Here's a link that might help:

mentalhealth-uk.org/blog/what-is-climate-anxiety-and-what-can-you-do-about-it/
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a newsletter with a couple of message boards attached. It's barely a forum.
You are such a stupid cunt, really it's embarrassing to be vaguely associated with you. You should fuck off.

Also:
You're not my mate, you're my enemy. Mortal enemy, as it turns out, because you want me and all other life on Earth to die.

You should fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "It's barely a forum."
:(

I remember when we were a puerile digital arts community.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely still puerile from time to time
chin up
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The Internet
is responsible for 4% of global CO2 emissions. That's a lot.

Anyone sincere about reducing global CO2 emissions would not use it. They especially would not use it for frivolous purposes like, for example, a newsletter with a couple of message boards attached which is barely a forum. Anyone who complains on a newsletter with a couple of message boards attached which is barely a forum about global CO2 emissions is, at least partly, a hypocrite.

Not calling out anyone specific, examine your own opinions and actions and judge yourself accordingly.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You made me look that up you funny bastard.
Are you referring to this? www.bbc.com/future/article/20200305-why-your-internet-habits-are-not-as-clean-as-you-think
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't matter
do you think using the internet uses no energy? The exact percentage is meaningless, the source of the exact percentage is equally meaningless. using the internet to moan about CO2 burden is hypocritical because it adds.to excess CO2 in the atmosphere. The smaller the audience, the worse the hypocrisy.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Got it, so you just made it up.
It's been lovely arguing with you. Better luck next time.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't make it up, and it's also true
but your conversational tone is so confrontational that I feel no urge to provide you with anything you could look up yourself. I note you found something from the BBC to back up my claims. Personally, I refuse to engage in conversation that devolves into trollish behaviour like endless citation requests.

The simple fact that you're calling this an argument tells me everything I need to know. I would be genuinely surprised to discover that you had any friends in the real world.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, hun.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Like' and 'Share' buttons, mate.
It's social media, mate. Soz.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You're an idiot, Swagatha.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Still Social Media, mate.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post By your standards so is ratemypoo.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post So you're wanking about this forum exchange?
No surprise.
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally someone's brave enough to put a stop to the Glyndebourne Opera

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 1:53, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Partridge does a commentary for the Coronation


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's first class, it really is.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post A lovely listen.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man
Cracking up at work. Productivity about 5% lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Penny Mordant
Just a hint of Star Trek. Class.

I repost this...

youtu.be/-WpiTa7azQs

It's the Spithead review if you haven't for some reason heard it before
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 22:23, Reply)
This is a link post OUCH @12:05 NSFW I made this!
Mosquito bite.
I am an idiot. Lesson learnt though. Ronseal
Didnt make it to the laser install part.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 15 Jun 2023, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a lot of blood!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post was a lot of cut fingers!
Would have gone for a stitch or two , but by the time i got to the front of the queue at A&E it would have healed!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 15 Jun 2023, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post My old mini used to demand a blood sacrifice too.
Every time I worked on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Christine? Think I'll rename the mozzy

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think that the process was
"Nadine Dorries? Srsly? LOL NO!"
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post They should send her a link to that clip of her eating a kangaroo anus
"There you go"
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post So you are saying
That it was a kangaroo court?
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thick AND entitled.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That SAR she's done will go nowhere.
Most amusing misunderstanding of data protection laws since 'harassmentgate' all those years ago.
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jun 2023, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Big tits though

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a gilf TBF

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jun 2023, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Serve her right for trusting Boris.
After all she's done for him...
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic Tory U-Turn

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Anyone get the air of a general election this year?
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, but I do like onions.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Pickled?
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sweated.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 6:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Fat chance
They know they’re toast so they’ll hang on as long as possible. Wouldn’t be surprised to have the election in Dec 2024.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Dorries power

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post services to toadying

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 4:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the "cat wants to go outside" technique

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post She's having her own little Brexit.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nadexit

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Her constituents must feel so valued and represented.
“I’m here for the step up into the Lords or I’m off, mate. Couldn’t care less about your issues.”
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post She's been their mp for 18 years or something
Can only assume they are thick as shit
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Her majority, iirc, is over 20,000
so yes, definitely a worthless bunch of stupid tory cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post How could you see Dorries in an interview and think
- yes, that's who I trust to represent my interests in Parliament.
I wouldn't trust her with a balloon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:47, Reply)
This is a link post For all your beanbag needs.....................

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Seams fine to me
Needs a seamhorse as the last pic.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
They know their beanbags

For a moment I thought it was Sarah Beany on a beanbag.

Had she been eating beans out of the bean tin it would be the perfect photo
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Did they get someone professional in especially
to mess up the aspect ratio on their pictures, do you think?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Stockport

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Virtually on my doorstep...
I could've saved a fortune on postage if they didn't do free delivery...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not my bag baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 2:51, Reply)
This is a link post Nichols and May
Oldie, but still great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Thanks
 (Farty Funkhouser, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post They never fail me at least

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 7:43, Reply)
This is a link post Britain’s Most Boring 🇬🇧💤 I made this!
I asked over 3,000 people to type in the dullest name/city/job/hobby/food they could think of
(Might offer a prize & trophy for anyone who matches the top item in every list)
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't seem to be working on my laptop
Using Chrome in Windows - clicking on the options doesn't do anything other than highlight the text.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur.
Though I'm on a desktop with Firefox. The first circle is darker than the others in each category, clicking does nothing. I allowed your scripts and even allowed 'usefathom,' whatever that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fine on my Casio fx-500

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not meant to be clickable
The list just shows the results (with the bars indicating popularity)
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right.
Well I totally thought it was a game. I wanted a prize. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh - in that case have a click!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 20:12, Reply)
This is a link post Dead flies news
Flies die sooner if they see dead flies
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post show them some Eccles cakes
Or Garibaldi biscuits
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they lose what little hope they had.
When faced with the inevitability of death in an indifferent universe. Unable to formulate sufficient meaning, they slide into anomie and apathy.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Or after reading the Methods section
Generation of dead flies
Dead flies were generated using starvation. Briefly, approximately 30 Canton S flies (of both sexes and 1 to 2 weeks of age) were placed into vials that contained 2% agar + 0.3% Tegosept media. The flies were placed in an 25°C incubator with 12:12 h light-dark cycles. Dead flies used for the dead-exposed treatments were collected for experimental use within 3 days of their death (termed “freshly dead”).
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
'Flies were hit with a rolled up magazine and scraped off on the side of the settee.'
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Bananas do this as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Are fruit flies made out of fruit?
I think we should be told.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, in a sense.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Potentially immortal, too.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably pissed most of the time as well.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 9:11, Reply)
This is a link post Call Jonathan Pie
The character may be wearing a bit thin for some but I enjoyed the series.
Call Jonathan Pie - Episode 1: The BBC - BBC Sounds


 (Mr_Gubbins Reykjavík comma Iceland full stop, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
He's a bit of a one trick pony but will check this out ta :)
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Not good enough to be a comedian and not good enough to be a serious political commentator
With a writing team behind him he might do better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He should post on /links

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I get the impression that his tour sold out and he's being paid to do the BBC podcast and is probably earning more than anyone posting comments on links
so, you know, probably good enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Good for him. Not my cup of tea though.
He seems to dislike many of the same things as me, but preaching to the choir is still preaching.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post meh...
I used to like his stuff until he came out as another bought and paid for dickhead who pushes the message that the world is about to end if we don't give our money to rich wankers.
 (swank, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 18:39, Reply)

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