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This is a link post Yeah. That'll stop it.

(__, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post well if they're praying continuously...
at least their hands are busy.

by the way, i thought there would be some b3ta talk about this effin Maddie Film...heard about it?
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I rehearsing for the past of Mr. McCann.
"No! My Daught-"

*ahem*

"No! My DAUGHT-er"..

*ahem*

"No! My Daughter!"

Yeah. The third one.
 (__, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
Q: Knock Knock... Who's There?
A: Not Maddie, lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Their spokesman has just been on Richard and Judy
basically saying its all rubbish and isn't happening.

I'm only watching Richard and Judy cos I'm ill by the way.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post objection!!
You love richard and judy!
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Who me?
No I.... erm....but....

bah. Busted.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Is meant to be a factual documentary
in order to raise cash.

You know... I hate those people now... ever since the mortgage incident (well, okay, ever since before).
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus & mo has a nice take on this
www.jesusandmo.net/
 (I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Gallery of Morrissey Tattoos


There's a lot more on the link - some are quite cool, others are in the league of that guy that got a tattoo of Posh Spice on his entire thigh......
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ugh i would have to saw my arm off
depressing c*nt
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post good
now we'll know who to murder first
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a link post Dan Brown on Acid
imagine Otto from the simpsons reading too much Dan Brown and you have The Freeman Perspective Show

symbolism in buildings and popular music - full of little nuggets like; Hermaphrodite comes from Aphrodite and Hermes combined and the statue of liberty is actually the goddess Columbia - which is nice

*may contain bollocks
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post wow.
nothing makes people watch a video like 1minute 23: of technical hitches, silence, colour bars and countdowns...

4:20, i give up. What a load of hippy conspiracy bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:24, Reply)
This is a link post Inanimatefaces.com
Ronseal- gallery of things with faces

Like this:



Sorry if its been on before but I've never seen it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen
Dave Gorman's collection yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaa
the grumpy biscuit is hilarious
 (DaGoZi, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i cant see a biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This one?


off my original thread not the Dave Gorman one
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
yes that is the one. i found it on your site btw
 (DaGoZi, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
It looks like my grandad :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd not seen that before!
I'm a big fan to Dave Gorman too
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a link post best viral ever..i think so
courtesy of maccains

an e card sort of majigger
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Well old, but highly amusing.
I always thought potatoes would have an Irish accent though, not Yorkshire.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "Naughty"
"Words like that aren't allowed"

damn :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *glees*
i like that
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post GC

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post CG, actually

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post not gc :)
only link of that name posted

touche hehe
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post someone posted it over xmas with a message on it about the same time someone posted about elfyourself

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:14, Reply)
This is a link post knicker picker
also, kind of witty I thought:
www.lookingglassnews.org/viewstory.php?storyid=5016


.
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post this wins the prize
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
have you found the 'turn around' option yet?


*rustles raincoat
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post there's also come closer ;)
..
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post WHERE?
/edit. found it.

*sets as home page.*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Has anybody found...
a "Jump up and down" or "Jiggle about a bit" button...?
 (Leoricx, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Winnar!!
switch the internet off now, I'm done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o
SFW, only just, but i still look like a dirty old man...
...s'pose I should pull my trousers up then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I would nay NSFW really...
Maybe nearer Valentines day I could get away with it.

Fun though... and I'm spent
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Come closer.
Dont fancy the heffer much though.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post O Lordy!
O my - O yes - yes, yes - ooooh - O~
 (I helped save b3ta! Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post haha neat
*clicks*

It could do with a "Jump up and down" button though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
totally
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I will bookmark this
and examine this filth later.
 (Fluffster, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The internet comes of age,
Category: Knicker then the last pair on the list is the best i've seen so far.
 (I helped save b3ta! meccadave, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post the thumbnail looks like the flying spaghetti monster
amen
 (A Hospital Carpark, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post Fucking creepy
Woman who makes doll baby's? I think

wierd cow
 (cheekybleeder, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post weird
shit!
 (Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are they all so fucking ugly?
They are truely horrible. What possible purpose would one serve other than to simulate cot death? They're the sort of thing that if I had one I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off it incase it moved
 (I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Because they look like real babies
Ugh. ~shudders~

Why are they crusty though, and shiney?
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Because
babies are crusty and shiny.

They look so realistic that it's scary - and I'm not being sarcastic about the realism.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly. They're realistic newborns: newborn babies are ugly.
Why do people want realistic newborn baby dolls though? The only use I can think of is pretending to distant relatives that you've just had a baby, but what to do if they want pictures later? Fake a horrible death?
 (Skittlemcfluff ......................, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post aaargh !
freaky shit!
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrgghhhh RUN!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks remarkably like Andy Kershaw

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks remarkably like the stomach mutant in Total Recall

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Kuato

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post KUATO LIVES

(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post temptation to buy one these and
play american football down oxford street with it is quite high atm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaa
I'd chip in to see that...wonder how long it'd take for the police to get called ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post damn
ugly little bastards
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus..
looks like a gallery of cot-deaths
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts also

(Fluffster, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the second half of the Channel 4 documentary the other night.
At one point a granny, whose grandson had moved to australia, brought home a doll made to look like the said grandson. And then showed it proudly to the kid on a webcam chat.

WRONG AS FOOK.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:50, Reply)
This is a link post Passing out around your friends is never a good idea
You will see why...
 (DaGoZi, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No I wont.

(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post the hat wins everytime
!
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:10, Reply)
This is a link post BBC are rather posh. And clumsy
In their list of Common Driving Distractions, BBC seem to believe people are prepared to brew their own cuppas while motoring along...
 (jesushairdresser minges, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post what you mean you dont?
:P
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd be surprised
I've driven the M27 every day for 25 minutes to and from work for the past nine years, and some of the things I see people doing beggars belief. Mapreading is a classic one. Not just with it open on the passenger seat, but with open on the steering wheel and having a good old peer. Pouring tea or coffee from a thermos is quite believable.

Our lorry driver at work has just had a screen installed in his cab for when he's parked overnight, but I know him, and the temptation will probably prove too great.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post .....
[insert rant about lazy drivers who don't pay attention when they are driving here]
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you mean
"momentary lapse of concentration"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *nurses Earl grey burns from improper saucer placement on the dashboard*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:06, Reply)
This is a link post Terrible Tattoo
For some reason this man has the Windows Blue Screen Of Death message tattooed onto his arm. Apologies if GC.
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks sore
and stupid
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post boo
i was expecting a blue arm
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post hello!
*waves*

Back at uni?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hey hey
yeah i am! kinda nice to be back, bloody cold though

whats wrong with ya? plague?
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got flu
Poorly sick :(
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ah bird flu
not quite man flu but enough to prescribe a dose of sympathy
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:38, Reply)
This is a link post 2007's top Street Art
That's graffiti to the Mail readers ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
some nice work there, good find!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post cracking stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you really think the icon is racist?
Isn't it just jammist?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post umm... not sure..... *scarpers*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Get it printed on a T shirt
and visit your nearest 'multicultural' area..oh, call an ambulance before you go.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't have done that
with the Hitler icon either but no-one seemed to have a problem with that one
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hitler / smug, demeaning colonialist imagery...
..not much to choose from there huh ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post at least I've got one!
:P
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF???
It's better to identify one's self with an obvious & accepted racist image than to decide you'd rather not follow the herd ? Are you serious?
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you taking the piss?
It was a joke.
Edit: Not follow the herd or get for free something everyone else pays for?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry,
I thought that was your defence, in answer to your original question to Wildyles; Yes, it's racist.
Last I heard contributions were voluntary. But yes, I'm a filthy, black, free-loading scrounger, living off your hard-earned wages.
(And would everyone who is leaping to your defence just back off??!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post try leicester t0ria!
just dont expect me to help when the riots occur :P
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post very w00

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Aces!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post i loves this
the brazilian ones are mighty impressive
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliantly creative
and inspiring.

Nice one Cyril.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The Banksy one makes you proud he's British
It's very b3tan too
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this partly because it shows how dull and unimaginative and obvious Banksy is.
Relatively speaking.
 (I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a link post Image Challenege
Sorry for linking the site but I thought a revival might help get more votes for a new compo that doesn't involve music or albums.

(yes I have a suggestion on there but that means nothing. I think the one below mine is better)

**edit I love the possibilities of this suggestion: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post113013
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post we've had the cover-up suggestion, sort of.
with conspiracy theories.

lets be honest as well, not all image challenges are movie/album based, let's not forget the others we've had over the past few months.
At the end of the day the image challenge is what you make it. Using popular culture does have one benefit though, it encourages more
users who don't usually post anything to 'have a go', even at a simple letter change on a movie poster,
which is surely a good thing to get more people involved, and having a go. They only last 7 days anyway

/just my two penneth, anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post If we want to lie, i mean post on QOTW
we will. ta.

Now go and spellcheck your post on there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, the Conspiracy one sounds great!
How many of the suggestions posted have been used as compos though?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post well...
1) I can't type for shit, sorry for the mistakes, as I say. I'm just crap.

2) I love the compos and the ideas are great it's just that the last 3 weeks has been of a very similar vein and it would be nice for a change.

3) As for which ideas get chosen. Well, the more people use something the more it will be used. (who for pointless statements) If the image suggestions only get 10-15 votes then they're not going to be used. If they get alot of votes then it;s more likely that some of the great ideas will be used.

4) can someone post something good to start dropping this thread off the board?
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post In reply to point 4
You could always just delete it. Its a pointless post anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you just pissed off that no one has used yours?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
I have so many ideas that it's a battle not to spam every forum I use with crap.
(mix ADHA with a medicaly "borderline genius" and see what happens)
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post the ironing
is delicious
 (driverchris, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post AYB needs a longer rest before any revival is attempted imho

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Like about 5 billion years

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a link post Online flash based baby Paintshop
If all you've got is paint, this is what you need.

It won't gave as GIF, but PNG's do transparency. And the brush action's a bit slow but it's very usable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
That's pretty damn clever

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post Pepe Deluxe - "Go For Blue"
TURN IT UP!!!

And no, its not Cliff.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
why not?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's groovy :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a link post Terrorist or Singh-le I made this!
With yet another terrorist arrested, I've made you all a quiz for you to hone your survival skills. Can you tell the difference between the evil terrorist skirge, and an ordinary every day asian bloke who happens to be single? Find out now
 (I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 11 out of 15
Better than the MET then.

Nice :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 8/15
they all looked like terrorist's to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
they were all brown :?
 (akav0id, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post woot!
12 out of 15

still, not wonderful, no wonder I never got to work on a checkpoint!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 13/15
pure luck
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post same
Complete guesses didn't even read the words...
 (Alexander The Great, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 13/15
Maybe I should go and work for MI5... nah, I got too high a score...
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 14/15 on my only try...
But then for some reason, I seemed to remember terrorist faces from the news!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:11, Reply)
This is a link post ParaSITE
Looking up the thing Manley found in his pubes, I stumbled across this blog detailing loads of different parasites. A bit icky, but quite interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post Giant underwater thingy I made this!
Can any of you clever people help me please?
I want to know what this is:



I have tried a Chemist, a Biologist, a Zoologist and a physicist (because that's what I have here) as well as numerous computer scientists.
So now I try the internets!

I think it's a giant ant's cock.

[EDIT: I seem to have an answer (see replies) many thanks all].
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like my cock.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yours is hairier.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Just how you like it.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a horseshoe crab
skeleton thing? How big is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, it's a horseshoe crab
I think
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_crab
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I have got it.
(Thank you to Pops for this link) www.glaucus.org.uk/spider.htm

I think we have a winner. The girls will be very pleased as they have a (still spiny) spider crab shell which is from a specimen we ate, and will be able to compare.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post So it is!
That's awesome that is; I am most jealous
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's the flap remains,
so it's the underside, which means that the actual crab must have been mahussive.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post not that much bigger....
the exco-skeleton is alive like our skin and changes colour to suit enviroment, now its dead its just whiteish...
the meat was on the inside..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no, it's just a small section of the underside of the female:
www.tnaqua.org/Newsroom/HighRes/SpiderCrab_popup.jpg

The flap at the bottom of that image.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post There are pictures (through the link)
with rulers, it is bigger than an ant, but smaller than my bathroom.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a Sea Louse

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaa
I know excatly what this is...
what part did you make then?
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I am utterly befuddled as to what you think it is.
I made 'the photographs' and 'the set of photographs'.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post its the amazing interior of a spider crab!
i was all teh giggles at the "i made this" tagged to a photo..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post looks a bit like a horseshoe crab
cant say for certain though
 (Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post nice beasty

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to have too many segents in the carapace.
To be a horseshoe crab (they tend to have 1 large fontal segement and then a second shorter one at the back). I think it's more likely to be one of the Bathynomus species (a sea dwelling woodlouse) as the carapace and legs fit and they can grow up 2ft long. Which is an alltogether more awsome find!

[/Marine Biologist]

Edit: After spotting one of the replies above, it's most probably a spider crab underside.
 (Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post vag cat
bizzare name for a car parts website.
 (Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Volkswagen Audi Group
Catalogue presumably...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post thats funny!

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I work for the insurers of the VAG group
We have dedicated vag handlers!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post Mommy, why is there a server in the house?
“When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift.



…So he buys a ‘stay-at-home’ server”
 (Gomi No Sensei, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the uncle and the Grandad are definatley involved in some sort or paedo porn ring!
Just look at that moustache!
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh my god.
 (WiggZ, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, what a completely tedious idea
I bet the lucky kid that gets to read this little imaginative gem will thank their parents in years to come.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Your uncle who smells like bark?
...
 (RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis a viral, check page 3
The bark-smelling uncle makes it worth it though.
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:18, Reply)

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