Tasty Tidbits is stuff thats odd in the cuisine world - food
Usual stuff, mescal worms that aren't worms but moth lavae, crickets (no not those "how was he") and then on to the Phillipines, the bakery is making some very interesting cakes, don't want to spoil it for you. You'll have to check it out for yourself.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 23:33, Reply)
piracy is wrong
great bit in the i.t. crowd.
still makes me giggle like a loon.
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 22:45,
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oh yeah!
that makes it even better!!
cor, its dead on tonight, people must have a 'social' life..
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 23:07,
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Can anyone explain this new fad of using the present continuous instead of the present simple to me.
It seems to have begun on those annoying interior design shows.
I really don't get it. 'I'm loving the irony', will you stop loving the irony in 10 minutes time? If you see this video tomorrow, will you hate the irony? I don't see what's temporary about your love of the irony?
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 8:43,
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it is indeed temporary
next time i see it, i will already have seen it, and it will be less loveable as it become more seen and therefore more repetitive
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wjh31, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 9:33,
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It probably has to do with McDonalds and the "I'm lovin' it" slogan. Now that is temporary.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:28, Reply)
I don't remember that one
I've always wanted to make my own version of that and replace
"piracy is a crime"
with
"property is theft"
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giraffen, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:37,
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Its from the second series
which is in my opinion better than the first.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:42,
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prick
who has no dick
WOW no descrpition, no need, no rusty needle to stab you with
shame..
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 22:17,
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Unlike other parts of the site,
we ask you to take just a few seconds to think of a good, accurate title and description for your link.
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FoldsFive, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 22:21,
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no, i will not help you get a few dollars
i would count this as spam, welcome to failsville
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wjh31, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 22:32,
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why on earth post this?
u cock
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 23:26,
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This at least...
The third time I've seen this posted, on a Learner account, I smell spam.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 23:31, Reply)
the only
and I stress only thing I found from watching the first few seconds of this is that I want to find and kill the guy with the annoying laugh. I've put it on my list.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:32,
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You reall don't quite get this site do you?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:38,
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I would like to add to the list of people
who comment on the troll vids, but not the 'I made this' or interesting links
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 2:21, Reply)
(A note to all that replied to this)
As any good parent will tell you, the best way to deal with an annoying little fucker is to ignore them... not to fuel their adolescent twattery by giving them a reaction.
If his next 10 posts get zero replies between them, im sure he'll get bored and fuck off!
*hopes*
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 16:17, Reply)
Banana Phone - The Flash
The real flash movie of the legendary banana phone
edit: mp3 of the song here nepis.net/audio/Raffi-Bananaphone.mp3
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:47,
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but THIS version...
has a much better ending...
pown.alluc.org/?uid=1003
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 22:09,
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i hope your eyes bleed
and your ears fall off
that sodding song is now in my head...
grrr
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 22:17,
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Movie,Drink, Interview, Bed.
I made this!
A montage of Vox Pop 'outtakes' from a rather boozy closing night of a cinema.
*edit* - am I the only one that finds this amusing? I smell fail.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:02, Reply)
?
??
"i have nothing to say, i'm drunk" x*
"but ill say nothing again cos i'm drunk and ill repeat i'm drunk" x*
...
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:06, Reply)
Emo 'How many times have you tried to kill yourself?' thread
This thread from the 'Emo corner' forum will dispel any preconceived clichéd ideas that you may have about the self-obsessed miserable little fucks...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:50, Reply)
Argh, it's so bad, it's paaaainful
like all hormone-bags I'm sure we've all been through our suicidal stages and so I've come up with a plan.
If people don't shut up about it without good reason then they deserve to succeed at it. Assisted suicide for people I deem twats.
Vote nana!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:56, Reply)
argh!
I so want to slap the little queers, how many of them have to pay tax?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:58, Reply)
I like:
"DAMN IT! i don't NEED anyone to understand! no one cares annyway."
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Lollylegs lite, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:05,
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Me + Shotgun + Them All Lined Up = Problem Solved
And everybodies happy, they get to die and I get to shoot emo-fags.
Some people on there have serious problems, not depression, not suicidal, just Histrionic Personality Disorder.
Apparently the cure is "a good slap" according to my doctor friend.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 23:40, Reply)
I reminds me of primary school
My dads bigger than your dad.
Well my dads older.
how olds your dad.
90
mines 100
etc etc etc etc
also I like the one who started cutting himself at the age of six. I wonder if thats the same one whose girlfriend dumped him last month. He loved her more than anything in the world you know.
*weeps then sends the boy to get his gun*
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:40,
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MUST ... RESIST .... URGE TO TROLL MESSAGEBOARD ....
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 2:04,
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Tempting to sign up and pull a four yorkshiremen on them
Dad used to beat you? You had it lucky! My dad used to wait till me and my brother got home, and slice us both in two with t' breadknife.
Sliced in two?! We used to dream of being sliced in two! etc
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 10:55,
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I have a theory that all of them are already trolls
and nobody's noticed.
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Zuowan, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:37,
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*suffers brain death*
and this is the youth of today? This once again proves my theory that people should be required to take a test before they are allowed on the internet, if they are this retarded, then they shouldn't be allowed to post on public forums for the low blood pressure of other people on the net!
I'm sure at least one of the 'suicidal' ones is a Troll though...please let it be a troll, no-one can be that retarded surely? He tried to shoot himself and started cutting himself when he was 6? If this guy isn't a troll i'd love to slap him just for being such a bullshit attention whore.
The fact is, most emos are well off middle class suburban kids with loving families and great lives, it's an insult to all the people who have gone before us who HAVE had to suffer that kids like these think they are 'depressed'.
[/rant]
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 18:26, Reply)
Pffft.
"I didn't realise that jumping off a low one-story building into a bush would just hurt a bit instead of killing me..."
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:17,
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LOL80'S!
Please don't hate me :)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 19:32,
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thanks
the 80's was a strange time, an awkward time!
but funny to look back on ;)
edit: "i make dis big device" = radar o'reilly
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:10, Reply)
benny hill end clip
possibly gc but the theme tune always makes me smile like an idiot (plus ca change!)
also links in nicely to my suggested question of the week - vote me!
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sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:57,
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thanks for that
cheered me up no end
clickety sax
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:29,
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thanks gor that :)
youve made put best of benny hill on now!
women presenter 'the dress flows like a river'
benny: 'shame shes not in one'
what a guy!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:18,
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that'll be
my theme tune for tomorrow. thanks!
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a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:32,
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George A. Romeros' Diary Of The Dead : official trailer.
For those who are interested here is the official trailer for new George A. Romero zombie flick! I've seen the film and it's ace.
Think it's out over here in March.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:54,
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I fooking love my zombie films
I like the look of this one but I just hope it's better than his last bag of pops (Land of...) and that recent steamer, 'The zombie diaries' which seemed to basically take George's idea, squeeze it into about 10 minutes worth of script and then get you to pay £15 for the biggest pile of zombie crap since 'Zombie Holocaust'.
I am, however, really looking forward to 'World War Z' as the book is amazing and the film will be getting a lot of Brad Pitt's money chucked at it
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 19:21, Reply)
It's certainly better that Land.
I'm just concerned that it'll get swamped in the influx of POV style horror films coming out soon. (Cloverfield, REC, Paranormal Activity...) Seems to be the trendy thing nowadays.
I thought Zombie Holocaust was not bad actually, if just for the propellor into the face scene. It was kinda stupid though.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 19:28,
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There's a lot of cacky ones about though lately
I know what you mean - 'Oh aren't we so arty... wasn't the blair witch project such an amazing film' (crap)
I don't mind the old 'ho ho ho, he's fighting a shark' type ones or even the 'why the hell aren't you running away? he's shambling toward you and he's just eaten your husband' ones. I just think that the modern director dwells on the past glories too much. Although I really did enjoy the Dawn of the Dead re-make. More of those ones please.
Tom Savini should give up too. He's had his day
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 19:33, Reply)
hmmm....
I've just read the wickepida on it and watched this trailer (how come i didnt know about a new romero zombie flick ?!?!??!), and it sounds pretty dire.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 19:37,
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The trailer looks quite cool
but maybe that's just cos I've watched about 90% of all english language zombie films and the majority are cack (even though I love them so)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 19:40, Reply)
i didnt think
romero was linked to this, i know he was involved. land was dissapointing, how ever..
www.horrorlair.com/scripts/dayofthedead.txt
if he had funding for day..
not sure about remake of day, wether it has any thing to do with orginal day, or if they are just using title.
dawn remake was very good, as was remake of night (1990 version not the diabolile 30th annerversy, dont get me started on that pile gobshite) i see hes remaking the crazies, now i havent seen the orginal, but i am wondering why he is doing this..
as zombie films go, he is the master, but zombie holocost (1, not 2 or 3) is one of the best, as well as 28 days IF you class it as a zombie, which i dont.
another good one is this:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/
not a huge cinema release, in fact i only about it from joox, but it has now been removed.
trailer looks ok, but it wont beat, night, dawn or day, sorry for mini essay, love zombie films!!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:06,
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lol
thats goto be a joke surely?
im a big george a romero fan.. but that is like the kind of shit you would expect in an xbox 360 advert
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:18, Reply)
Cat in a bottle
"This has already been watched 27794 times on YouTube.
Are you sure we haven't all seen it already?"
i have no idea, do i look psychic ?
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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:28,
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ahahah!
its the music that makes it for me
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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:06,
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Best Web Games Developers of 2007
I can't be arsed to figure out which of these games are excellent for I am at work and can only play a little at a time. Therefore, I leave it up to my fellow b3tans to pick the good ones.
Enjoy.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:25,
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Marshalling the British way.
All for charity and possibly seen before but I could watch this clip over and over.
Stick with the James Blunt at the beginning, it's sooo worth it.
(I did search, promise)
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naked_ravens A big hammer, WD40 & gaffer tape, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:07,
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the james blunt made me close it instantly last time
so i shall try it with the sound muted this time.
for queen and country like ;)
james blunt ffs...
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:37, Reply)
The Rave Generator
This gave me some fun for a little while...
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Damien's Hearse, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:04,
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I believe so.
one of those leads is bombscare, I recognise a few of the other ones too.
RAVE!
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Damien's Hearse, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:09,
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The Amen Break taught me that all you need for the drum in drum and bass
is Kick, Hi-hat and Snare...
Oh, how I wish I were musical, but alas, how I see music conforms in no way with staves and whatnot and so I gave up, instead of finding a way I could make it work.
Hm, I really should try and get musical, at least as a personal obsession.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:14, Reply)
slightly more extreme use of the amen here:
www.b3ta.com/links/148739
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Damien's Hearse, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:17,
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PLUG, PLUG, SPAM!
Uhm, still at the Southpark bit... we'll get to the Amen eventually.
bada badum bada *tsh* badum... yay!
Disclaimer: The above is a rather rough approximation, when badum'd may not sound anything like the amen break.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This first lead is Sweet Harmony
and the third is Sonz of Loop Da Loop Era, Far Out.
The second one is driving me mad, what the hell is it?
/dons white gloves, UV vest and face mask
EDIT: Thats fab and gets a click BTW :)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:14,
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ooh ace
*limewires*
And do I detect some Altern8 bass lines?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:18,
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Bass 4 is Gordon edge - compounded, Bass 3 is Altern8 - Infiltrate 202 as is the crowd noise).
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 15:13, Reply)
Needs less description.
But excellent none the less. Now I have ideas, grand ideas.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:38, Reply)
Essay Feedback sheet
probs as old as the hills but made me chuckle.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:23,
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Someone managed to make T3 actually seem good!
T3 clips with a bit of D'n'B over the top.... nice.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:10, Reply)
That's Sunking by State Of Mind
tis a classic I tells ye.
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Damien's Hearse, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:13,
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why thank you!
The guy who made it was kind enough to leave absolutely no description whatsoever on his youtube thingy
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:25, Reply)
t3 was shit
Jon Connors was a total douche.
The product placement was hilarious.
The story was weak
THis however was good
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 19:39,
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rumour has it
Christian Bale is taking over as John Conner in the new trilogy, which starts straight after they got sealed in the bunker.. sounds cool from what ive heard from various industry peoples!
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Lord_Munkee, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:23,
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Mort's new song
I made this!
If you're feeling charitable, go and vote for the Cow in the Tree song on "Clipstar": www.clipstar.com/videopage.jsf?video=3_293_17
I could, like, win some money.
www.myspace.com/morttheostrichmusic
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giant_squid, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:57,
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Wait.
Which one of us hasn't been about for years?
This was joyous!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:10, Reply)
Wanna name a german polarbear?
Send theese guys a mail. (to bad they dont have a splashypants-style voting board. (yet...?)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:40, Reply)
its in german
send names to:
[email protected]
With the title „Eisbärname“
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:41, Reply)
?
Ich möchte ein kleines glas des Bieres und des Frankfurters bitte. Oh- und kann Sie direkt ich zum nächsten Bordell, Ich muß einen polaren Bären nennen.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:45,
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you what?
want a small glas of beer and a guy from frankfurt, please. And you want me to right away to the nearest brothel, so you can "nennen" a polar bear?
(I´m not to good at german, but I dont think people would take you serious if you said that.) :P
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:50, Reply)
Do you think they'll take
my suggestion of "Goatsie" seriously?
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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:51,
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Die Hard: The punk (as in US punk) rock ode to John McLean
NSFW
Although it has been viewed 842889 times on Youtube already, so likely a massive glasscock.
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drunkenoaf, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:38,
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great stuff
although some NSFW lyrics there
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:03,
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yea?
how about fuck you
twat
FPs mean nothing when you live free and die hard
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 2:10, Reply)
New to me
that's great! I take it they did it before Die Hard 4 came out?
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krang, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:06,
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If you liked that, you might like this.
80's Transformers Theme redone by Black Lab, shoulda been the theme for the new-film.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:11, Reply)
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