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Have a play around with 'Sumo Paint'
(GC search says no)
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Darklord, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:03,
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Lovely!
there are quite a few of these online image editors out now! This is a nice smooth one!
a.viary.com/tools/peacock
^^ Another great tool!^^
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:09,
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the gradient fill is great
it previews as you do it - unlike photoshop that always takes me 5 or so click/undos to get what I need
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rob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:14,
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That's quite nifty
Cheers!
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Monty Propps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05,
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Symmetry tool + random colours + gravity
= Hours of psychedelic win!.
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orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:04,
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Sarah Palin's facebook page
I find it hard to believe that this hasn't been up before, but I don't remember seeing it, search and preview both say no, so I'll take a roll of the glassy dice...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:37,
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"mom ive narrowed it dow to two names"
"Twix or Spatula"
I hope to god that some redneck in Kentucky is called Spatula
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Jorvic, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:40,
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That's ace :)
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Monty Propps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:44,
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I just can't believe it's not either
a) glassy as you like, or
b) an actual b3tan creation.
Might link it over on /board see if anyone takes responsibility...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:47,
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i think it
came from crackd or college humor. One of the big american sites lke that.
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:27,
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Americans ruin your life..
Cheeky article extolling the economic virtues of our friends across the pond.
Apologies to those Mercan members who aren't part of the Government and or sub-prime set.
Anyone for Chartreuse?
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Earl Enjoys fondue, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:16,
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Heh, I found this made me chuckle:
Obama defends against creationist psycho bitch remark
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:34,
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Yes, that's equally lovely.
Perhaps more b3ta-like also as it mentions cock, pig sex and death. Not that I'm stereotyping.
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Earl Enjoys fondue, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:54,
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We needed Weenies!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:07,
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you have to watch the 'grooming' one of these.
it's quite possibly the best thing ever
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:11,
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Game of golf interrupted by bouncy man in space suit
Sorry if this has been posted before, but it cracked me up and I just had to share.
(I hate golfers)
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revolution now ๐, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:10,
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hahah
I love the way golfers get so angry when someone interrupts their "laid back and relaxed" sport.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:13,
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And the thing is, the more someone gets wound up
the funnier it gets to annoy them
Also, this video is class! :D I want slow motion bouncy boots!
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:22,
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...One small step for a man.....One giant leap for.......Jack Nicklaus????
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:14,
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Haha!
I thought they were going to spear him with the flagpole towards the end.
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Monty Propps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:15,
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hahahaha!
*click
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:24,
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HaHahhaha
Even when being chased furiously the space guy stays largely in character, bounding away
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augsav, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:32,
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haha yeah
I love stuff like this
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PieEater, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:46,
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hahaha
that's great, especially due to the complete and total lack of humour from the golfers
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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:06,
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heh. stupid fucking golftwats ought to consider themselves lucky we let them live.
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postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 4:15,
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The Credit Crunch Song
inevitable really.
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:56,
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Heh Heh....... I enjoyed that.
Sounds a bit like "Crocodile Rock"
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:07,
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is this what is called a "cash in"?
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ewe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:07,
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I will be singing that all day now.
I hope I can afford my lunch...
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:10,
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Google attempts to stop you e-mailing whilst pissed.
pretty handy feature for G-mail, to stop you sending drunken abusive/overly emotional/insulting e-mails whilst you're pissed up!
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Just Flange, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:51,
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Emm
This would hault all my internet activity except when i'm at work
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:57,
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Haha!
Very useful!
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Monty Propps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:32,
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this needs to be
implemented for texting, has got me in way too much trouble in the past. I was trying to get phone companies to make a phone with a built in breathaliser a few years back for this purpose....
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unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:32,
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I believe that was actually doen in Japan....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:23,
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yes!
www.engadget.com/2005/10/28/lgs-breathalyzer-phone/
guess it never caught on.
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unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:50,
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Erm...
a new feature that will tease the bean before ill-conceived late night and weekend emails can be sent out.
Tease the bean? Is it just me who finds this filthy?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:58,
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nope, not just you
although i was wondering what the hell they were actually on about... is this some new yoof saying i've not heard of?
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unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:53,
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Someone's knitted animal dissections
Ronseal.
Quick and odd.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:47,
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Eep!
They're really quite good. If anything is going to encourage me to learn to knit, this will!
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The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:11,
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*Backs away*
*Verrrry slowly*
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Monty Propps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:12,
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*knits furiously with an insane glint in my eye*
mwahahaa.
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The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:35,
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:o
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Monty Propps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:13,
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those are actually
really well done :)
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:18,
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Looks fun & S-C-A-R-Y at the same time.
Extreme "swing".....Wonder if it'll catch on??
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:08,
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That looks fucking horrible
I could feel my stomach tighteing with every swing
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:11,
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Yep, as Joe said
Sweet mary, mother of batman, that looks fucking terrifying
Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:17,
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You can almost feel yerself "willing" the guy to loop the loop.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:21,
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^^^^
This x 100
That guy must have balls of asbestos
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chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:39,
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fuck
i like how i was thinking "thats a bloody well built swing" rather than how extreme it was. which is quite extreme.
that'll learn me.
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JonothanCainer, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:25,
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holy god
yet another person with balls significantly bigger than mine.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:26,
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I can't believe the swing can support his balls
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:31,
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holy fuckanory !
*hats off !
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:43,
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To coin a phrase
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!
That video made the palms of my hands sweat!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:44,
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I wonder if he jumped off to see how far he could go, like I used to as a kid
swing long jump we called it
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Jorvic, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:02,
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woo!
all the creaking added to the tension!
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:06,
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Woah!!!!
Steel balls on that man!
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Monty Propps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:11,
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i want a go!
me next, me next!
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negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:16,
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This is actually a really popular sport in estonia, with clubs, contests and all of that.
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Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:41,
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Linky
www.kiiking.ee/?lang=en
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:44,
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Cheers for that.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:05,
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Christ!
I found that real hard to watch.
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Fluffster, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:00,
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Shitting heck!
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:41,
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I tried to do this when I was a kid.
unfortunately the swings had chains instead of bars, so you couldn't get it past horizontal without it going slack. Swings with bars are the future.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:10,
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Morph Meets Mofaha's Monster
I made this!
Look, I just can't possibly explain it. Seriously.
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:40,
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Hahahaha!!!
Love it :)
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Monty Propps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:07,
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awesome!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:08,
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17 seconds of fun fun fun
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:09,
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WOOOO!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:11,
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ha ha ha
Love the little squirt...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:25,
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fantastic!
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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:29,
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brilliant work!
woo!!
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:45,
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WINS !
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:51,
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hahaha
that got a proper laugh, although that monster thing still gives me the heebie-jeebies.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:59,
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Very Great
Super morph pooing action. Now there's a sentence I never imagined I'd write.
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kfk I get all my everything right here, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:20,
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HOLY FUCKING CRAP DUDE
woo!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:10,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
that's truly fucking awesome.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:32,
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This is bloody aces
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:56,
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HAHAHAHAHAH
That's fucking fabulous!!!
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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:19,
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It's on the popular page
but well worth another look
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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:04,
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oh
must be under a different link as it did not flash the `posted before you sad bastard `alarm.
bah :(
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:14,
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Bloody BRILLIANT.......
*Click*
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:13,
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Way to go, capitalism!
Because the system fails, we each have to pay the banks ยฃ2000.
Bastards.
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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 7:37,
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cunts.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 7:54,
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It's fucking sickening
And financial workers wonder why no one's crying over their current situation
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:09,
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The federal reserve is simply the taxpayers.
All this talk about a 700 billion investment is bollocks, the taxpayers will just foot the bill and pay higher taxes.
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Fluffster, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:02,
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God Bless America.
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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:03,
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I'm no expert but...
Wouldn't it be better to just give ยฃ2000 to each person.
By my reckoning half would spend it, thus putting it back into the economy, and the other half would stick it in the bank, thus helping them out.
Now all the finance whizzes can tell me why this is a bad idea...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:00,
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Not sure.
My understanding is that the problem's not with solvency but liquidity. That is: it's not that there's less money to slosh about, just that it's not doing any sloshing.
Or something.
Possibly.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:00,
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^^ this
The world is not really any poorer than it was yesterday, or the day before. There's still the same amount of "stuff" owned.
Problem is, everyone's sitting on what they've got, rather than merrily selling and buying and lending it to each other.
When this happens, we're all out of a job, and have to grow cress on our windowledges for food.
I can't start my new exciting business that will provide professional kitten-shopping services unless the banks will lend me some money, and people feel happy enough about the future that a kitten-shop today seems like a better option than saving that money to buy canned food, shacks in the woods and weaponry.
Here ends the very poorly informed economics lesson.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:09,
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Honest advertising
Pity it's not magenta.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 3:03,
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World record attempt at breaking coconuts with your fist
No coconuts were harmed in the making of this clip.
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:20,
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ouch....
to be honest I couldn't have done better.
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get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:29,
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Yeah you could have....
...but instead you stayed in being a sad loser doing nothing with your life?
meh?
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mookay immune to icons since, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:37,
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i instantly regret this
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mookay immune to icons since, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:40,
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quite the stroppy cunt today aren't you.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:46,
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(or worse)
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:39,
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I mean, yeah, well, it's literally impossible to do worse.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 3:14,
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The coconut could have cleaved his hand in two?
just throwing it out there...
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Jorvic, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:39,
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karate!
the shitest excuse for a martial art of them all, apart from tae kwon doh(!) of course. HI-YAA!!!
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JonothanCainer, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:55,
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aaaah, someone once said something very pithy about people who argue about martial arts online, can't remember exactly what it was
but it boiled down to "they are a bunch of cunts"
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:53,
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those crazy scottish!
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:04,
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Bogey man's unique technique
I made this!
Spotted this guy on the train making bizarre facial expressions.
On closer inspection (by way of secretly filming him) he is actually revealed to be a true life bogey monster..
Watch til the end, to witness him actually use both his top AND bottom lip to ensure complete bogey coverage.
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MattCryFire thatMattbloke, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:04,
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I want 31 seconds of my life back
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Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:29,
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Colins bear animation
Short Sweet and actually made me laugh out loud.
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purple_gromit, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:50,
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Haha, was made by a friend of a friend of mine.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 3:15,
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short AND sweet?
mhmm
*sigh* if only it were longer, it really is sweet.
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JonothanCainer, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:17,
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haha
awesome *clicks*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:29,
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Big Cat Cubs
Your daily dose of fluff, from "Big Cat Live". Pet cats can't compare to this.
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Leo Panthera, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:04,
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I watched this earlier this evening with a rather stupid smile on face
do watch this if you didn't :)
Edit: Your user name the other way round, with a small 'l', surely; to be pedantic ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:08,
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I thought I wouldn't get into the show,
then 5 minutes later I'm staring at the TV worrying about the lost Cheetah cubs.
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Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:24,
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Yay for bonkers little big cats!
*pounces*
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:21,
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War and Peace Pumpkins...
I made this!
Living in the US, so this shit is kinda topical...
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malmohuset, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:53,
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Vic and Bob - Masterchef
Because
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The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:14,
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let me be the first to say "SHOE CAKE, CAKE LIKE SHOE"
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:17,
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lucas!
you're just a fakey cake maker and I ain't got time for you-hoooooooooooo!
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Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:33,
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Hahaha thank you
I had been wondering what to watch this evening, I think I shall make it the Vic Reeves Big Night Out.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:35,
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I heard that rumour
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:44,
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You wouldn't let it lie!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58,
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I think some of their finest moments were in
The Weekenders - The Meat Festival, right after Big Night Out finished
turkey seepage
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:41,
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