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This is a link post The Ladies just Love to Fail...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post zero punctuation
fable 2
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post He said
"cunt"
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:59, Reply)
This is a link post Dance WIN!

(LadyTramp79 Left a bit, right a bit..., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Ace :)
Reminds me of Adrian Zmed for some reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Definitely not Gay
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:12, Reply)
This is a link post I'm Baaacck
Boy I sure don't know when to stop
(rizzivision, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you still here?
I see you've still not concerned yourself with the effort of responding to or participating in this community.

So are you
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post be fair though, he has provided useful information in that piece.
I had no idea Google Maps was that well informed.
/0:25
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's like saying the Nazi's provided great
Sociological research material.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
and snazzy uniforms
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hugo boss
Don'tcha know?
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post With awesome skull detailing

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, we did learn that you can't keep people alive at extreme sub-zero temperatures
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_human_experimentation

THANKS GUYS
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post who is he?

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
If you don't know already i'd save yourself the bother.

You're really not missing much. Think Jacob Dyer.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That's unfair
Jacob Dyer has actually posted stuff other than his links on here.

This twat has only posted his crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post so he is....
a wanker and a cunt :)


glad that's cleared up then!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I know, i'm just being a git
I promised i'd be nicer to Jacob Dyer and more understanding of his French neck and fire issues. He's OK really, even replied to me at one point. I'l write a retraction to Jacob Dyer Media immediately.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean he doesn't want to be part of the b3ta community???
oh noes!!!!!....
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You can only pick one :(

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.

(Robbvayne, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post 1953 educational film I made this!
The page explains it, but I have dozens of these to work with. Worth it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite liked that
could maybe do with some 50's background music.

"And I can ride like a cowboy" made me chortle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:33, Reply)
This is a link post Getting fired up at the World Series Parade
Little kid raises his hand to rapturous applause and cheers from a line of World Series fans. Awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hee hee!
Awww indeed. What a nice crowd!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Most excellent!
fookin ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Just noticed your sig
Congrats!

*offers cigar*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Future dictator?

(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking just that...
..the last couple of cheers was very dictatorish
 (I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post or attention seeking X Factor contestant
I think this is how Chico started out: his whole life has just been spent trying to recapture that first buzz of performing in front of a crowd.

Tragic really.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
This makes me smile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
He is going to take over the world someday.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
ha
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post awwww.....

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:50, Reply)
This is a link post Super Mario theme - on TWO guitars
16 million views on pootube, but not sure that this has been b3ta'd before.
(bitchass mother hubbard, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What's that you say?
Somebody's done ANOTHER guitar version of the Super Mario themetune? As in ANOTHER out of the THOUSANDS of guitar-tools playing super-mario theme-tunes?

And he's asian to?! Oh noes, earth-shattering stuff there. 1001th asian kid plays same old tune on two guitars instead of one.

/sarcasm/ My defence is that it's my man-period and I've just finished my first batch of exams and assignments in law college. Bah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, who pissed on your barbecue?
To be fair, it is rather GC
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, thinking about it
it may not be GC in the sense that this specific video was put on b3ta before...
..but seriously? Mario theme-tunes on the guitar? Just search for it on youtube, and it'll be there. Unless you've genuinely never heard of the mario themetune being played on the guitar before, in which case I apologise, but that's got to be the damn-rarest event ever for someone to have not seen at least one kind of video like that
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I certainly can't do it
and it's impressive, if slightly technical and soulless, so I personally don't really mind seeing it up here. Point taken though.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post une grande cock au glass

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
well sorry i caused such offence.

(not really)
 (bitchass mother hubbard, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:02, Reply)
This is a link post Worst Cover of Nirvana ever....
ARCHHHRRRRRh my ears bleed
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That wee lassie's an arsehole.

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 67 seconds.
Surely no one watched all of it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 42 seconds
Very painful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post His guitar tone is killer. *snigger*
I remember having to sit through things like that in school assemblies and if their school is anything like mine was, those kids were taunted thoroughly afterwards, so that partially makes up for the atrocities committed.
 (Robbvayne, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This made me feel
quite nauseous
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It made me feel
quite talented...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 25 seconds
Felt nauseous when the young girl started taking her clothes off...


like the link I don't think that sounded right....
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 45 seconds
I initially thought, "Awww, well at least they're trying."

Then I thought, "They're trying."
 (I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 45 seconds
I just ate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted 43 seconds.
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post lasted 49 seconds
only b'cause someone mentioned girls undressing
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You've all missed the best bit
which is the solo at 3.10
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
The writhing-on-the-floor finale is good too...
 (09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post 46 seconds
It's my bedtime now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post aw come on, they did better than these guys
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bzBjatkVtzY
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post 1:15
what do I win?

Maan that was awful, even for amateurs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Russian furniture shop sleep-in.
oh you wacky artist types...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:31, Reply)
This is a link post worst cover ever! *the final count down*

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Prior warning was given, but I still nearly ripped my eyes out and tore my ears off.

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, it's just ....WRONG

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLS
*notes lack of audience*
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I had
EAR CATERACTS
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post EAR CATERACTS
tried not to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post EAR CATARACTS?

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post EAR CATARACTS?

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post EAR CATARACTS?!
I bloody need brain cataracts now :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post EAR CATERACTS?

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post EAR CATARACTS?
/The new series is sadly lacking a 'running gag' at present.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Still early days
I think we should have a "Blanche from Corrie moment" every week ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post my mobile phone ring tone is less annoying than that
And I've got a shite ring tone

Fucking hell, that is seriously awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy smokes
that was poor.
 (Robbvayne, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking
hell
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno why
but that lead melody sounds like it's being played with a "monophonic" (if that's even a word) casio keyboard, i.e. only 1 note at a time.

Qwwwaliteeee! This gig will go down in history
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post Indians (short film)
I happened to see this on Propellor TV last night. Its all rather simple, but very well shot and I think its a bit of a corker and a bit inspiring if you're a budding short film maker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That's lovely
And sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post that's alright
it's a bit schmaltzy, but that man's voice is as smooth as silk.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)
This is a link post Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name Of
Acoustic version by Biffy Clyro @ Reading Festival 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe i posted the bbc link of that a while ago
the version is crap as hell, but the funniest thing was it got broadcast live on air! Jo Whiley had to apologise for the sweary crowd XD
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:02, Reply)
This is a link post Bill Hicks on 'Dance Clubs'
His last performance. As ever, he's right.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
I just watch most of all 8 parts of that on YT and I don't want to sound morbid, but I wonder if he knew that was going to be his last one?
Maybe I'm thinking too much...




*stubs out the spliff*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
REVELATIONS
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1604695578417499645

RELENTLESS
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Ii4aTQwJo
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I know he's saying very clever stuff
but I just can't get into it. I like my stand ups to be at least a little bit funny, I know that's crazy.

*runs*
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes he's funny.
A lot of the time he's just bitter. I bet he got bullied in school, and then at his first few jobs, and whenever he went to a shop/pub/public place.
 (Robbvayne, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post Last Night A DJ Killed My Dog Podcast #18 - Blipblop I made this!

Hello /links people, hope your week is going well. Here's the podcast I usually post on here on a Sunday. The theme this time is BlipBlop, otherwise known as Bitpop or Chiptunes (and quite possibly a number of other things) - it's a new type of music, but also a (slightly) old one. The idea is to make music using outdated consoles and computers. Bit Shifter, for example, composes entirely on the Nintendo Game Boy. Strict restrictions on creativity like this are counter-intuitive - the more you are handicapped, the more you think of clever ways to get around problems. Having said that, some of the tracks and artists here stray a fair bit from that idea. But you get the point. Strangely enough it was through /links that I found out about all this in the first place, when someone posted the Bit Shifter track.

Anyway, enjoy!



1. Anamanaguchi - Sting Operation
2. Bit Shifter - Hexadecimal Genome
3. Teamtendo - Philippines Volunteers
4. Random - Sitges Savepoint
5. Kid Carpet - Jump
6. Boy vs. Bacteria - Get Naked (The Stomp)
7. Paza - Crazy Bird
8. Slagsmålsklubben - Malmo Beach Night Party
9. Linde - Ryssland
10. Nullsleep - Dirty ROM Dance Mix
11. Rob Hubbard - Commando

Here's the link for the podblog with all the previous episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Definately listen to this one
I love chiptunes and 8-bit tunes.

EDIT: Just finished listening to it , it was brill =D
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *likes*

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:06, Reply)
This is a link post Stewart Lee and his relationship with the Scotch.
With part two right here.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be GC, surely!
Always good to watch again though. It takes some guts to walk that fine line, and do it so well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't come up as such....
It certainly is a classic.
 (I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Gas chromatography??

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah,
It's a shopping centre in Latvia.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post garbage collection?????

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GC
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That fat bloke at the front didn't like it at all
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't care if it's GC
Looks funny, I'm gonna rent the whole dvd of it. And I'm not normally a fan of his...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post he is
a brave sassenach indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post So am I
Jocks with a chip on their shoulder are all winging girls.

Discuss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i actually find it's the english who have chips on their shoulders
seems you have some insecurities about your history/national identity as well - right up to the whole football hooligan thing.

:P
 (I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Football Hooligans =
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aO25BRXA0E8

:P
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a link post This cookbook is bollocks
Complete bollocks.


And minced bollocks, and sautee bollocks, and...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft "Teaser Version"
does each recipe lead to sexy outcomes?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nose to tail I say
But sperm pods, no.

No.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post A quick search inside
leads to instructional stills and video of the correct manner by which one should peel a gonad.

publishing.yudu.com/Library/Arfs3/TeaserVersionTheTest/resources/14.htm

*bokes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post nooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post There is also something disconcerting
about the first step of Testicles Pie

publishing.yudu.com/Library/Arfs3/TeaserVersionTheTest/resources/24.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post that's gotta sting!
I do wonder why anyone would want to even try and eat testicles, I reckon it's sexually related, like they get some kind of kick out of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah!
I know what you're having for tea the next time you're down mine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Does not want!

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You're having it, sorry, them
I have a good relationship with at least TWO butchers :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Just off the top of my head I'm thinking
Ox hearts stuffed with bread crumbs, herbs, bacon, a fresh bay leaf stuffed in each heart, and the featured ingredient, chopped and browned at little I should imagine.

Cooked slooooowly.

Yummy!

*edit* Add softened leeks and garlic to the above.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You worry me at times
Is one of your butchers Hilary Briss by any chance?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish.
I have to get special stuff myself. But I have nowhere to hang it, so it's never at it's best :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just down your way this morning
getting my hair chopped whist being mauled by an over affectionate cat called Fudge.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post In Winsford?
I go up your way, to Northwich, to get my locks chopped.

The one with all the bike heads cutting towards the bottom of the high street.

Barbers, cute cat? Lemmie know which one :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post She does it at home
Shes pretty milfy as well. Will find out if she will do 'anyone' so to speak. She has 3 cute bunnies as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post If she'll do mine that would be good
I hate waiting in barbers, which is why I go to the one in Northwich as they have 3/4 on at a time, so you don't have to read the Sun/Mail/Star for more than 15 mins ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Will find out and let you know

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post To be used, right after this:
www.b3ta.com/links/245328
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ on a bike
That is just so hard to look at. Especially the peeling bits.

As Eddie Murphy once said, a man doesnt need to be kicked in the nads to cause unbearable pain, he just has to have one grazed, god knows what peeling one of the spuds would be like.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Not so fast.
I also want your balls.
 (Cap'n, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post "The Dragons Den" (spoof) - Kitten Stomper
One of my favorites
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post "the little kitty peeps.."
Excellent.

The football manager is the only sketch that beats it for me.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hypothesis:
Theo Profiterole is CatFace...?
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:12, Reply)
This is a link post New Blog I made this!
Hey guys,

I posted my new blog earlier, its changed address now, I'd really appreciate it if you could have a look and give me feedback.

Much love
 (MrTM, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a friendly tip:
Next time, just edit your existing post (6 posts down) with your new blog address, otherwise you'll be pushing other peoples links off this page.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post The mayor of Batman ( in turkey) is attempting to sue warner Brothers.......
"Kalkan insists he is working on securing evidence that will show the city of Batman was there before the comic book character made his debut in 1939." what? like an old map? can't be too hard to find...
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:39, Reply)

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