Early example of animation (well the last 3mins anyway) by William McCay
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:41, Reply)
They could probably get it fixed, but it's not even worth it. This dog is clearly broken!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:22, Reply)
And this one even actually manages to be endearing.
Well I think so.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:32, Reply)
So I can cut tracks for ringtones?
Thanks.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:11, Reply)
audacity.sourceforge.net/
Download this for support for MP3's
lame.sourceforge.net/
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:13, Reply)
though it depends what you want to do.
if just simple little stuff, it might be a bit overkill.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:15, Reply)
He's evidently quite keen on privacy.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:33, Reply)
Oh my god I've never been so scared in my life.
Please do NOT READ if you are of a nervous disposition......
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:19, Reply)
can you give me the condensed version?
Just looks like an elaborate story to help sell an old wooden box.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)
and they caused a few hauntings years later, oh and WWII. it all makes sense now.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:01, Reply)
Doing film thing
Two of my favourite things, coming together much like computers and porn, who would have thought they worked together?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:51, Reply)
But Pi and Requiem for a Dream are masterpieces.
To be honest I don't think Verhoeven's version can be topped.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:44, Reply)
But I did cry at the soppy bits!
*goes off to fight a bull to regain masculinity*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:52, Reply)
Scratching my head all the way through. At the end, I just thought it was a great film, and couldn't explain why. Had to watch it several times since, and it's still great.
Rachel Weisz is absolutely gorgeously lovely and moving in her role to boot.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:30, Reply)
Amazing use of real photos. Hope other films start using it, I'm bored of purely CGI stuff.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:45, Reply)
apologies if gc... i hadn't seen it though.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:49, Reply)
"This robot is designed to replicate human speech as realistically as possible, employing a 19 DoF vocal system which includes lungs, vocal cords, tongue, velum, jaw, and lips. He makes sounds in exactly the same way you do, by making slight adjustments to all of these organs as air moves over themโฆ Heโs just not very good at it, so far. "
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:44, Reply)
the stranger and funnier it gets
EDIT: This is really starting to freak me out. Why the shuddering fuck did someone deem it necessary to bespectacle the cunt?!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:50, Reply)
I think if you asked the people that made it they'd say something along the lines of:
"for lulz"
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:53, Reply)
and I'm still laughing like mad
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)
I don't see much point in this from a chatty robot PoV - speakers are smaller and more efficient. Perhaps they are trying to make replacement vocal chords for people?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, Reply)
Apologies if it's a pearoast, but this has all the hallmarks of the next Net meme. It's a screen grab - scroll down and stick with it...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:40, Reply)
Pointless and childish and lots of 'motherfuckers'
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:57, Reply)
F***ing narwhals is my new favourite phrase of exasperation. Thank you, internet, thank you.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:47, Reply)
LOOK AT THAT SHIT. ISN'T THAT THE RADDEST SHIT YOU'VE SEEN ALL DAY
MOTHERFUCKIN NARWALS
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:03, Reply)
JUST TO POINT OUT TO ANYONE TOO SCARED TO CLICK BECAUSE OF THE NSFW TAG, IT'S FAIRLY SAFE FOR WORK, NO NUDITY JUST LOTS OF SWEARS.
AND IT IS WELL WORTH A CLICK
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:09, Reply)
that is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, Reply)
YEH!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, Reply)
Fair dos, some people have gone to quite a lot of effort for this celebration of cycling. The guy at the end wins though.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:22, Reply)
I think everyone who owns a bike should buy a cycle helmet (safety first kids) and wear a skull mask, then ride around for ages. I think that would be cool.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:56, Reply)
who doesn't know a good porn site. None of that shit is jizzworthy
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:01, Reply)
She looks like one of those awful troll things from the late 90's.
Only more ugly and clad in cheap leather.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:23, Reply)
With a Bunsen Burner and a pair of Pliers!
But it looks like somebody has got there before us....!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:41, Reply)
Excuse me while I crack one out.
She looks like Forbes McAllister...

"I've got the guns, Michael."
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:04, Reply)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Terri#Rise_to_Fame
pfft!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:33, Reply)
about a girl and her monkies
If the GC filter actually working? I'm not on here all day everyday (shame on me), but I've been accused of posting the odd GC even though it says it wasn't posted before. Maybe.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:44, Reply)
Like:
hackedgadgets.com/2008/10/22/waldflote-project-midi-pipe-organ/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R9lAIS1l4w
dailydiy.com/2008/10/22/waldflote-project-midi-pipe-organ/
etc.
I doubt the glasscock filter is quite that clever!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:00, Reply)
Ridiculously higher than high-end audio equipment
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:25, Reply)
But even the most major labels won't have half of that stuff, or need it...some of it is taking noise/resonance reduction to the nearly obsessive extreme.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:30, Reply)
I wonder what it sounds like though when it's all done proper? Prettttty gooooood i'd say
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)
www.synergisticresearch.com/?p=195
^Excessively expensive Buddhist themed bass and vibrational satellite reflection cups that are strategically placed around one's room.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)
would "demagnetizing a CD" improve quality? That's utter toosh, it's a digital format, it either gets played or it doesn't if the drive has problems reading the data you soon know about it.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:48, Reply)
who buys anything from either of those websited deserves to be comprehensively ripped off for thinking about boobs instead of concentrating in GCSE Science. Demagnetizing an LP? wtf?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:12, Reply)
www.dself.dsl.pipex.com/ampins/ampins.htm
checkout pseudo science in audio for something more sensible
my flabber gets ghasted by this sort of Crystal healing shite.
It can`t work in this universe, maybe in another less rigorous one?
I thought the trades descriptions act applied to snake oil adverts too. which is why you don`t see them.
Edit I forgot "silk" and "antistatic"? isn`t it strange that silk on rotating glass was used in static generators in the early days of experiments in this field, pick any "fact" and it appears the same sort of thing applies
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)
Ronseal ( and real I think)
sorry if it's GC !
P.S. Any French speakers want to translate the stuff in French as Im sure its rude.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:04, Reply)
when talking about hunting, he says "we could kill some baby seals",
and Carla Bruni's song was called "Lipstick On A Pig".
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:03, Reply)
Charly decides to introduce his retarded sidekick to hallucinogenic drugs.
Previously: b3ta.com/links/245613
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:46, Reply)
goes very smoothly together.
Get the 'I made this' tag up there :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:52, Reply)
The worlds most reknowned weirdo takes a stroll through the mushroom kingdom.
Michael Jackson + Anything = Hilarity
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:00, Reply)
The Total Abuse Show (1988).
He came in 15th on Channel 4's "100 Greatest Stand-Ups"
I saw him in the summer at a comedy festival, insulted every known denomination known to man, I liked him lots. (better than those tv shows he used to do, imho)
Not sure how long this will stay up, as Mr Sadowitz is known for having his live Audio/Video recordings taken down off the net...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:30, Reply)
I've been looking for some of his live recordings recently :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:37, Reply)
I was looking for some stuff too, I found an audio (torrent), but that's about it, even stuff that gets posted on YT only stays a fews days. After some research on a few comedy boards, it seems he goes out of his way to have it taken down, I think he feels alot of his jokes have been stolen and watered down for tv, on top of that, he's regarded (by the magic circle) as being one of the best close up card magicians in the business, there're tricks he can do that only a few people in the world can do.
If you ever get a chance to see him live, DO IT!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:47, Reply)
I've seen him three times - once doing a standup show without the magic, and twice with the magic. He truly does have some mindnumbingly nimble fingers - and a marvelous line in jokes that make you laugh on a gut reaction before you get a chance to think "should I have found that funny?"
The video above doesn't really do him justice :-)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)
He also has a magician's only section on his website, but you need to answer a question to get in. Any ideas?? :p
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:09, Reply)
the gags were funny but the magic tricks were bizarre
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