"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about Pakistan. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old economy. Ordinary Americans believe in change, they want less climate change, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in change."
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:28, Reply)
"These people haven't had sweet fairies for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their Asda Sausages and their Muslims and their religions. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have orgasms."
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:36, Reply)
Fluffy Minge !

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about c*mming on your sisters t*ts. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old w*nk. Ordinary Americans believe in b*mming, they want less
w*nking, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in *rse r*pe."
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:41, Reply)
"These people haven't had cure for aids for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their period pains and their goatse and their tubgirl. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have oral sex."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:02, Reply)
These people haven't had sex for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their cock and their arse and their minge. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have sex
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:09, Reply)
"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about rape. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old nonces. Ordinary Americans believe in Negros, they want less MEGANONCES, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in cake."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:36, Reply)
"I think it's time we had a national conversation about rape. We need to get past all the bastards and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming cunts. We need holes, not pricks. Holes are our anal sex. And we need to have change in rape"
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:56, Reply)
"I think it's time we had a national conversation about chasisty. We need to get past all the ducks and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming naked molerats. We need board nazis, not otters. Board nazis are our freedom. And we need to have change in chasisty."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:51, Reply)
"These people haven't had bunnies for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their arseaids and their lazer arse aids and their mega lazer arse aids. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have constant sex."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:20, Reply)
"These people haven't had frottage for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their pustules and their anuses and their rick astley. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have kittens."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:16, Reply)
also... needs less description
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:09, Reply)
is really quite humbling. You pick up every flawed nuance of your own voice.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:21, Reply)
Apparently the sound of your own heart beat is deafening.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:33, Reply)
Shame he didn't use something a bit more dangerous than a shoe
edit: Although I would settle for him taking a boot to the head
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:28, Reply)
if that had been 24 and someone had thrown a shoe at president palmer he's be dead.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:16, Reply)
if he had got him square in the face
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:40, Reply)
And I was disappointed
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:04, Reply)
Talk about a missed opportunity.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:56, Reply)
as re-interpreted by Mark and Lard.
Got me in a real festive mood!
:D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is much, much better than it looks on the page!
I like a bit of swearing, me.
And there ain't no Mark/Lard talking - just an edited record.
The profound, exagerrated vinylness is also lovely.
Do have a listen - this is the first Christmas smile I've had, and I was absolutely determined to have none whatsoever...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:25, Reply)
here's a link to a few more.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:52, Reply)
A short movie about thoughts I've got when I'm on the bus. Also exists in FLASH form www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473706 Vote 5, thanks
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:22, Reply)
What it is really like on the inside....
Hope it's not GC, but I haven't looked at /links in a few days and haven't read a newsletter in months.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:11, Reply)
Since RBF was on about Christmas nostalgia I thought I'd wheel this one out from last year.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:54, Reply)
A cartoon about the song "Life" by Des'ree.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:50, Reply)
Prolly GC but who gives a fuck ;-)
edit: just keep flicking the channel and shit
xmas edit: it seems to work better if you f5 the page.
super edit: this is fucking ace!!!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:22, Reply)
hello hows things? Still on for Wednesday? I'm bringing Mr t0ria so everyone has to behave.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:16, Reply)
This means I'm gonna meet a real life Mr T! Woo!
I shall be there and be endeavoring to make less of a tit of myself this time around.
I seem to say that after every one. Ho hum.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:20, Reply)
Ever time I close my eyes I see Locust.
*INCOMING*
:-)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:29, Reply)
The infuriation level is high with that one.
*Scratch one grub*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:37, Reply)
I have a midnight curfew though ;-)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:41, Reply)
it makes a change for me to be quoting something other than FFVII.
*make way for the Cole train*
*GRIIIIIND*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:49, Reply)
when they got this picture.
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/12/article-1094321-02C9F163000005DC-662_468x497.jpg
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:17, Reply)
the mad one.......they were right but they were waaaay off the mark with jacko.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:14, Reply)
I posted this a few days ago.
but my posting was more descriptive.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:58, Reply)
a couple of years old, so possibly gc, but interesting none the less. It is what the world map looks like when each country is scaled according to various social conditions.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:20, Reply)
The HIV one makes Africa look like a big bollock.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)
i dont read the daily mail/fail
im australian, all i know of it is what i read on b3ta
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:04, Reply)
www.worldmapper.org/atozindex.html
Its really interesting, there are hundreds of different maps covering just about everything. My favourite is the Macdonalds one.
It reminds me of this too: www.nationmaster.com/index.php
This can keep you busy for hours!
Oh and I see that dickhead deleted his thread just now....
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:58, Reply)
I wonder how much difference the topping had. Would he be dead now if it had been a ham and pineapple?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:34, Reply)
opens the door for the new superhero, 'Pizza Man'!
He could have some great catchphrases.
"Hey badguy, say cheese!"
(After killing a bad guy with an anchovy pizza) "Hmm, I guess he doesn't like anchovies..."
It's a winner.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:40, Reply)
A small dog in a bow. It explodes. I chuckle every time I see it.
This is not why I'm posting.
I've just discovered that my new work overlords block access to b3ta (and a number of other sites). I seem to have a vague memory that someone on here was offering a secure proxy service that might just bypass such meanery.
Can anyone point me in the right direction?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:55, Reply)
jelly.b3ta.com/
or the IP address 207.44.242.20
or try a hosts file if you're technically-minded
www.kineticnorth.com/b3ta/b3taatwork.htm
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:21, Reply)
but i was wrong !
all bookmarked ta !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:17, Reply)
Thanks! Some of that could be useful.
Silly IT people. The internet is not for censorship!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:04, Reply)
Everyone download Never Gonna Give You Up this week to get it to christmas number one.
I like this idea.
also a facebook link:
www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#/event.php?eid=38852069579
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:50, Reply)
or would buying the track today still count?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:56, Reply)
he said I should get this Digg'd
digg.com/music/Christmas_charts_are_getting_rickroll_d
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:03, Reply)
It's Hobson's choice.
Lets stick it to Simon Cowell's tawdry manufactured music process, by purchasing a track that his mates, Stock, Aitkin & Waterman manufactured, so that they can harvest all the royalties from the extra sales of it.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:13, Reply)
it's more amusing to see if a stupid internet craze can spread in yet another daft way.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:20, Reply)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:21, Reply)
see my video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AG5RPOCjA
Their ad banner suggests that it's an anti-manufactured pop campaign - "Anyone for another no 1 from the X Factor? No?..."
It would be a brilliant idea, if they had have picked some obscure indy artist. I for one would love to see "Soupy George" by 7SOL in the charts. But, I'll not buy anything produced by Cowell, or SAW for the reasons mentioned above.
Good luck with it though :)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:40, Reply)
Torsofuck's Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver from the album Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy (NSFW).
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:33, Reply)
You mean like Jeff Buckley?
www.gigwise.com/news/48145/Jeff-Buckley-Fans-Launch-Bid-To-Make-Hallelujah-Christmas-Number-1
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:00, Reply)
but at least it was a genuine remake, not some marketing ploy.
If you want to go for total irony though, how about the song that kept Vienna off the top spot.
Joe Dolce for No 1! Shaddapa you face
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:25, Reply)
lets all make this Xmas number one
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QK01f5_aKY4&feature=related
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:37, Reply)
but people said it was a bad idea. i anyone going to do it
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:59, Reply)
so there :P I don't care who gets money from it I just want it to be number one, I mean fuck me mysterious girl got there a few years back fucker.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:18, Reply)
Putting massive amounts of cash in the pockets of Stock, Aitken & Waterman is NOT LOLZ!
I doubt Astley would even make a penny, either.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:18, Reply)
we get 'I love horses' there instead?
Or the new one by teh quo?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:22, Reply)
If it wasn't a blatant money-maker for the owner of the site. Notice how he wants you to use his link to buy the track? Yes that's right, it's one of those affiliate schemes.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:54, Reply)
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