I am going to say...... nothing.
"If you don't like it say nothing and don't click 'i like this' "
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:59, Reply)
and loads up videos on youtube of her just staring silently at the camera for a few minutes. Each video gets about a billion views and it's weird. You're not missing much.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:55, Reply)
a minute of my life back please?
edit: Found out what Magibon is...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magibon
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:36, Reply)
"Magibon (マギボン, Magibon? born 9 August 1986, West Palm Beach, Florida, United States)[1] is an American internet personality on the video-sharing website YouTube.[2][3][4]"
As 'American internet personality on the video sharing website Youtube' is the dictionary definition of a tedious cunt
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:42, Reply)
New and Emerging diseases go under the microscope in this week's Naked Scientists, as we discover how new diseases arise, cross species barriers and spread throughout the population. We hear about the origins of HIV, the conditions that create hotspots for new pathogens and a fatal new virus found in Africa. Also, we find out why some people are genetically pre-disposed to AIDS, how the giardia bug changes coats to trick the immune system and why captive elephants live shorter lives than in the wild. Plus, in Kitchen Science, Ben takes the Tabasco Temperature Test to see how mints and chilli affect the temperature on your tongue!

I have now discovered that eating mints with Tabasco on is actually a pleasant and addictive experience.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:21, Reply)
I'm Ben, I produce the show, present every few weeks and do Kitchen Science. I'll pass your comments on to Chris.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:27, Reply)
"Now over to Ben for some more crazy kitchen science"
Ben?
Nice one, keep up the good work
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:35, Reply)
Eating chilli-covered mints in the name of science...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:50, Reply)
Dr. Chris is a dude!
I was on the first ever Podcast panel at CARET a few years back with him.
I'll never forget his Ali G impression during Latin mass at dinner in the presence of the other not so famous Baron-Cohen
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:25, Reply)
When a scientific article has loads of swearing in it, you know it's carrying important information.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:19, Reply)
further down the board.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)
Fuck it, I can't be arsed to argue. Have some Bill Bailey instead! Bill ruminating on the plight of kebab photographers...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:55, Reply)
I've not seen this before. I love Bill Bailey, I saw him at the MEN last year and he was hilarious.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)
This made me laugh! a whole christmas in one box, including 70% OFF a Jonathan Ross book, classic!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:46, Reply)
Sorry about linkage to the Mirror but the title pretty much says it all.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:30, Reply)
Did she write that headline?
Edit: just read the whole thing. It seems like a glorified advert for the PS3.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:48, Reply)
"PS3 has sold 17m units worldwide.
Players can create a virtual life in new feature PlayStation Home.
Retails at £299, games cost around £45.
The England football team play when they get together - and Lewis Hamilton plays racing games with his brother."
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:58, Reply)
.... doesn't say she gets any thing to put in them!
Think that would be great for someone in jail... the annoyance of just to be able to stare at a DVD player's startup screen
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:56, Reply)
Thats a fate worse than death.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:36, Reply)
Everyone knows the PS3 plays dvds anyway, why would she need a player?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:02, Reply)
clearly a bullshit story. how can she be a model prisoner when she's only been in jail for a couple of days. fucking tabloid scum
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:09, Reply)
being a model prisoner as such.
It's more a case of her being likely to get 7 shades kicked out of her if she goes out of her cell.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:47, Reply)
10 points if you can guess what she was parodying :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:26, Reply)
The author "Frank McCrackers" gave it away immediately.
That said, I liked the book by his brother, as its more about getting pissed and having a laugh than anything else.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:49, Reply)
But to me the parody reads like it was written by Spike Milligan and the Monty Python troupe
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:16, Reply)
Fab - I particularly enjoyed 'died of rain exhaustion'. Reminds me of the Monty Python 'you were lucky, I had to live in a septic tank etc' sketch!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:56, Reply)
she's written some other stuff as well,
she sent me 2 of her rants on pensioners and cosmetics, and they're great
edit: here's my favourite bit of her pensioners rant- "...and serving us tea in a cup the size of a smurfs bollock."
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)
some guy wants to buy them for $10m
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:16, Reply)
i nearly gave up breathing when i heard he was made president.
and why does his face resemble a hawk, and a lot of his cronies... it worries me.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:22, Reply)
Dear fellow b3tards, if you clicked on the link last week and voted for our video "How To Lose Your Best Friend" then thank you - we only bloody won - and beat Coldplay. And The Fratellis. And The Ranconteurs!!!!
If you didn't, then please feel free to click now and help us climb up the chart.
The offer of doing some sort of b3ta reference in the next video / live performance still stands, although Goatse and 2 girls 1 cup are probably out..
(we made this)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:54, Reply)
I get a video for eagles of death metal? I'm confused!
EDIT: for some reason if I click on last weeks hot new one I get EODM, but if I click on this weeks top ten its your one. Just wanted to make sure everyone else is voting for you, not the eagles of bloody death metal! Its a great video, I want to go to Guatemala.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)
see how quickly they have lost their artistic integrity and are placing limits on their own self-expression. No goatse indeed.
(I voted. Well done guys!)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:37, Reply)
see how quickly they have lost their artistic integrity and are placing limits on their own self-expression. No goatse indeed.
(I voted. Well done guys!)
:-)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This makes me giggle like a loon for some reason.
Found it whilst doing the whole 'boycott' thing.
Enjoy the track, hahahaa.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:17, Reply)
Info about the creator, ahahha:
toughassmotherfucker
www.youtube.com/user/toughassmotherfucker
I'm a bad mother fucker, don't fuck with me.
Name: Patrick
Age: 28
Interests and Hobbies: FUCKING YOU UP
CONTACT ME FOR INFORMATION ABOUT OBTAINING MY DEBUT ALBUM "FUCK VIACOM"
MY NEW ALBUM, ENTITLED "DEATHABILLY", WILL BE RELEASED IN MOST LIKELY JANUARY.
YOU BETTER NOT PIRATE MY SHIT.
I fuck little bitches up who fuck with me, and I love to fuck PUSSY
- AHhahhhaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:24, Reply)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:29, Reply)
"FUCK OFF BITCH" THE DEATH METAL MUSIC VIDEO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4vO9H7U0ic
Featuring the priceless line:
"BITE A CHODE, YOU FUCKING HOE"
Also, such ditties as:
FUCK BARACK!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvisyd3BSA
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:34, Reply)
Piss funny though.
Ed: Yes it is.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:35, Reply)
Please support TOUGHASSMOTHERFUCKER
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAHHAHHA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KAA2fm_S3U
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:46, Reply)
It's a very scientific term
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:32, Reply)
Chode is short stumpy cock.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:33, Reply)
is a dick which is wider than it is high whilst erect.
/schoolboy debates blog.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:03, Reply)
Ah well. I did. And then I moved on with my life.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:49, Reply)
now this really is science! Predictions of eclipses & planetary movements that long ago, clever people!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:14, Reply)
and an ex-CS major, and I still fail to understand how this constitutes a computer, analogue or otherwise. Still, kudos to the boffin for re-creating it; I hope he did it in his shed too.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:37, Reply)
For all you stoners out there, glued to the sofa arguing about whose turn it is
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:13, Reply)
...making the corporate world more B3ta one click at a time
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:11, Reply)
i think my favourite part of this video is that she's wearing lingerie
also: surely, gc?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
Then questioned her age.
I'm not even that old, but... She's no way of 'would-able' age.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:28, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj9-1095w9w&feature=channel
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:06, Reply)
how many times can you spot Cheryl Cole crying in order to boost sales of the record?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:16, Reply)
I thought b3ta's motto was 'we love the web'
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
I know Leonard Cohen's agent ripped him off for $55m and so he needs the money but X-Factor? Jeff Buckley is twirling wildly in his grave as we speak.
Plus - just because the title is mildly religious it isn't a Christmas song FFS.
I'm going to go back to my strongly worded letter writing now...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:17, Reply)
all wet and soggy about it ;-)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:10, Reply)
From a Leona Lewis-alike who has won a show where millions can be made by turning up, singing songs written by other people (which continues after they win) and with none of the groundwork that most people who haven't been on such a show have to put in to reach similar heights of fame. Last year's winner has done it too and just put out a crap version of a Snow Patrol song which people are fawning over for some unknown reason.
And the fact that shit like this pushes out all the quirky, fun little songs that used to make it to number one at Christmas pisses me off too!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:25, Reply)
can someone pay that dude to release the sex tape...now i would like to see that!!!!
and besides this might turn a whole new generation onto this song...no bad thing...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:37, Reply)
don't like the singer
i prefer rufus wainright or Leonard Cohen or jeff buckley
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:44, Reply)
Everyone must buy 5 copies of Never Gonna Give You Up.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:46, Reply)
How fucking dare they.
I am not going to rant but I am disgusted.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:01, Reply)
Its the most credible thing to have ever happened to the X factor, a cult classic has made it into the mainstream and now a nation of ignorami are aware of Leonard Cohen's amazing work. And he laughs all the way to the bank, as it should be. And the Buckley brigade really can fuck off, most of them couldn't give a toss about Cohen's version, which means they have a lot in common with the average X factor fan.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:08, Reply)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:05, Reply)
as much as I like the Buckley version, I find it quite contrived. Its hallelujah for people who like credible sounding music, sung by a cute guy with a guitar that the girls can all fawn over (Ask most of the indie brigade if they've heard anything else from the Grace album) The xfactor version is for people that like their music to sound mainstream and in a short pop burst. Each to their own. Lenny's version all the way for me, I blubbed like a bitch when I saw him do it live recently.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)
but only three over-produced verses of it. it really annoys me it's so short!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:27, Reply)
They'll probably just know it as 'that song from Shrek, only a hell of a lot worse'
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:01, Reply)
But it's shit!
Thanks for putting the WHOLE of the "We Love The Web" people into a depressive state!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:09, Reply)
because it is full of weird and wonderful stuff which we haven't seen before. If we want to watch xfactor we can easily turn on a tv.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:14, Reply)
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