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This is a link post Watch me blink for 1 minute. I made this!
male magibon?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as I have no idea what a magibon is
I am going to say...... nothing.


"If you don't like it say nothing and don't click 'i like this' "
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's some american girl who pretends to be Japanese
and loads up videos on youtube of her just staring silently at the camera for a few minutes. Each video gets about a billion views and it's weird. You're not missing much.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What?

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
I couldn't have put it better myself.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post your like hitler
with special needs
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I have
a minute of my life back please?

edit: Found out what Magibon is...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magibon
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I stopped reading after this
"Magibon (マギボン, Magibon? born 9 August 1986, West Palm Beach, Florida, United States)[1] is an American internet personality on the video-sharing website YouTube.[2][3][4]"

As 'American internet personality on the video sharing website Youtube' is the dictionary definition of a tedious cunt
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
This
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:36, Reply)
This is a link post New Naked Scientist Podcast I made this!
New and Emerging diseases go under the microscope in this week's Naked Scientists, as we discover how new diseases arise, cross species barriers and spread throughout the population. We hear about the origins of HIV, the conditions that create hotspots for new pathogens and a fatal new virus found in Africa. Also, we find out why some people are genetically pre-disposed to AIDS, how the giardia bug changes coats to trick the immune system and why captive elephants live shorter lives than in the wild. Plus, in Kitchen Science, Ben takes the Tabasco Temperature Test to see how mints and chilli affect the temperature on your tongue!

the Naked Scientists

I have now discovered that eating mints with Tabasco on is actually a pleasant and addictive experience.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you doctor Chris Smith?
I love your work
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not Chris, but I am a Naked Scientist...
I'm Ben, I produce the show, present every few weeks and do Kitchen Science. I'll pass your comments on to Chris.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post So you're the
"Now over to Ben for some more crazy kitchen science"
Ben?
Nice one, keep up the good work
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that's me
Eating chilli-covered mints in the name of science...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Dr. Chris is a dude!
I was on the first ever Podcast panel at CARET a few years back with him.

I'll never forget his Ali G impression during Latin mass at dinner in the presence of the other not so famous Baron-Cohen
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post Inexplicable ancient stuff. Oooooh.
When a scientific article has loads of swearing in it, you know it's carrying important information.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting stuff
and a great take on it all.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That Greek thingy was solved just hours ago
further down the board.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is this where bloop got his name from?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post Bill Bailey - Kebab Photographers
Fuck it, I can't be arsed to argue. Have some Bill Bailey instead! Bill ruminating on the plight of kebab photographers...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post but who stole the leg of time?!
that is the question
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post was it the elves?
nup!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not going to argue with you!
I've not seen this before. I love Bill Bailey, I saw him at the MEN last year and he was hilarious.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post thankee!
it's from the Cosmic Jam DVD, his debut standup show :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Facepalm Bill Bailey!

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm seeing him live next week
I love the Baileymeister!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:34, Reply)
This is a link post THIS IS THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS!
This made me laugh! a whole christmas in one box, including 70% OFF a Jonathan Ross book, classic!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post awww
that's kinda sweet
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
that woman has a huge box!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Love
a bit of Shaky too.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nooo not the puppy!
Thats great, welcome to /links :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit where the guy puked.

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post spot on
good find
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post "Worst mum in britain" Karen Matthews given a PS3, Dvd player and TV in jail
Sorry about linkage to the Mirror but the title pretty much says it all.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe anything I read in the Mirror

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The Mirror has words?
I just assumed it was all pretty pictures!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm the baddest daddyo in town

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post a ps3 is punishment
*secret 360 fanboy
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This^

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "Evil Shannon mum Karen Matthews gets Playstation as a rewards"
Did she write that headline?

Edit: just read the whole thing. It seems like a glorified advert for the PS3.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder how much sony is paying 'em:
"PS3 has sold 17m units worldwide.
Players can create a virtual life in new feature PlayStation Home.
Retails at £299, games cost around £45.
The England football team play when they get together - and Lewis Hamilton plays racing games with his brother."
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Now i look at it you're right
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post She gets a DVD player and Playstation...
.... doesn't say she gets any thing to put in them!

Think that would be great for someone in jail... the annoyance of just to be able to stare at a DVD player's startup screen
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
but what do they say about it in The Beano?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post God,
that must be SO much better than, say, not being in prison.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll pop over and give her a game of Singstar
Thats a fate worse than death.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post CLEARLY a fake
Everyone knows the PS3 plays dvds anyway, why would she need a player?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post they don't actually specify what type of playstation it is
clearly a bullshit story. how can she be a model prisoner when she's only been in jail for a couple of days. fucking tabloid scum
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's a case of her
being a model prisoner as such.
It's more a case of her being likely to get 7 shades kicked out of her if she goes out of her cell.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post thats stupid
a ps3 plays dvds any way. waste of a player!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post a parody that one of my friends wrote when she was 12
10 points if you can guess what she was parodying :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha
The author "Frank McCrackers" gave it away immediately.

That said, I liked the book by his brother, as its more about getting pissed and having a laugh than anything else.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I havn't actually read the book
But to me the parody reads like it was written by Spike Milligan and the Monty Python troupe
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Heaney?

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
try again :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post what do you call a deer with no eyes?

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Is It
Angela's McAshes?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post yup
what did you think of the parody?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fab - I particularly enjoyed 'died of rain exhaustion'. Reminds me of the Monty Python 'you were lucky, I had to live in a septic tank etc' sketch!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i know
she's written some other stuff as well,
she sent me 2 of her rants on pensioners and cosmetics, and they're great
edit: here's my favourite bit of her pensioners rant- "...and serving us tea in a cup the size of a smurfs bollock."
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post Bush-attacker's shoes being bid on by Arab world
some guy wants to buy them for $10m
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post shame he didnt get hit really
i nearly gave up breathing when i heard he was made president.

and why does his face resemble a hawk, and a lot of his cronies... it worries me.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:22, Reply)
This is a link post Bloody Nora - we won the MTV Two Video Thing! I made this!
Dear fellow b3tards, if you clicked on the link last week and voted for our video "How To Lose Your Best Friend" then thank you - we only bloody won - and beat Coldplay. And The Fratellis. And The Ranconteurs!!!!

If you didn't, then please feel free to click now and help us climb up the chart.

The offer of doing some sort of b3ta reference in the next video / live performance still stands, although Goatse and 2 girls 1 cup are probably out..

(we made this)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done you
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!!

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post WIRED FOR SOUND!!!
Oh, Wombats already did that.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff
:D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Voted :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post well done :)

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is it when I click on it
I get a video for eagles of death metal? I'm confused!

EDIT: for some reason if I click on last weeks hot new one I get EODM, but if I click on this weeks top ten its your one. Just wanted to make sure everyone else is voting for you, not the eagles of bloody death metal! Its a great video, I want to go to Guatemala.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Sheesh
see how quickly they have lost their artistic integrity and are placing limits on their own self-expression. No goatse indeed.

(I voted. Well done guys!)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Sheesh
see how quickly they have lost their artistic integrity and are placing limits on their own self-expression. No goatse indeed.

(I voted. Well done guys!)

:-)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This is a link post FUCK YOUTUBE - nsfw
This makes me giggle like a loon for some reason.

Found it whilst doing the whole 'boycott' thing.

Enjoy the track, hahahaa.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAAAahahaha
Info about the creator, ahahha:
toughassmotherfucker
www.youtube.com/user/toughassmotherfucker

I'm a bad mother fucker, don't fuck with me.
Name: Patrick
Age: 28
Interests and Hobbies: FUCKING YOU UP

CONTACT ME FOR INFORMATION ABOUT OBTAINING MY DEBUT ALBUM "FUCK VIACOM"

MY NEW ALBUM, ENTITLED "DEATHABILLY", WILL BE RELEASED IN MOST LIKELY JANUARY.

YOU BETTER NOT PIRATE MY SHIT.

I fuck little bitches up who fuck with me, and I love to fuck PUSSY

- AHhahhhaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly the sort of guy you'd take home to meet your parents I guess

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm actually cryng with laughter at his stuff.
"FUCK OFF BITCH" THE DEATH METAL MUSIC VIDEO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4vO9H7U0ic

Featuring the priceless line:
"BITE A CHODE, YOU FUCKING HOE"

Also, such ditties as:

FUCK BARACK!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvisyd3BSA
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post he sounds delightful
is he single?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I can' tell if it's a parody or not.
Piss funny though.

Ed: Yes it is.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing yes.

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK...HIT ENTERTAINMENT
pmsl
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
I Love Youtube.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
Please support TOUGHASSMOTHERFUCKER

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAHHAHHA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KAA2fm_S3U
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a chode?
The credits at the end make that one.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Delightfully, it's the bit between the balls and bum.
It's a very scientific term
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that's the gooch.
Chode is short stumpy cock.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The correct definition
is a dick which is wider than it is high whilst erect.

/schoolboy debates blog.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I had an ex boyfriend like that
Fact.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post am i the only one that thought this was shit?
Ah well. I did. And then I moved on with my life.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:49, Reply)
This is a link post 2000 year old Greek Computer recreated
now this really is science! Predictions of eclipses & planetary movements that long ago, clever people!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty dashed cool.

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a Mech. Eng...
and an ex-CS major, and I still fail to understand how this constitutes a computer, analogue or otherwise. Still, kudos to the boffin for re-creating it; I hope he did it in his shed too.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a link post Who makes the tea?
For all you stoners out there, glued to the sofa arguing about whose turn it is
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a great idea
*bookmarks for work*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This is a link post hooray for Seafrance
...making the corporate world more B3ta one click at a time
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Girl blows a bubble within a bubble within a bubble
i think my favourite part of this video is that she's wearing lingerie

also: surely, gc?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah
I bet she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Would

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought this,
Then questioned her age.

I'm not even that old, but... She's no way of 'would-able' age.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on which country
and who's watching ;P
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Your age / 3 + 7
Will give you the answer
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey,
it works.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm 24
which mens 15's ok apparently...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Age isn't the question
but a Hammers fan? Ugh!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post must

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats not lingerie
it's a dress...

and yes... would
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post She's hired !

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post just for the record...
I'd have a massive go
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post she looks a lot older in this vid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj9-1095w9w&feature=channel
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post wheres the joke?
why post this?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post i think the entire video is the joke
i'm just guessing though
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post the joke is
how many times can you spot Cheryl Cole crying in order to boost sales of the record?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Does every post have to be "funny" ?
I thought b3ta's motto was 'we love the web'
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post as bland as last year's winner
only darker
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post this makes me very upset
I know Leonard Cohen's agent ripped him off for $55m and so he needs the money but X-Factor? Jeff Buckley is twirling wildly in his grave as we speak.

Plus - just because the title is mildly religious it isn't a Christmas song FFS.

I'm going to go back to my strongly worded letter writing now...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeff Buckley is more than likely getting
all wet and soggy about it ;-)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post This utter, utter shit
From a Leona Lewis-alike who has won a show where millions can be made by turning up, singing songs written by other people (which continues after they win) and with none of the groundwork that most people who haven't been on such a show have to put in to reach similar heights of fame. Last year's winner has done it too and just put out a crap version of a Snow Patrol song which people are fawning over for some unknown reason.

And the fact that shit like this pushes out all the quirky, fun little songs that used to make it to number one at Christmas pisses me off too!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post please
can someone pay that dude to release the sex tape...now i would like to see that!!!!

and besides this might turn a whole new generation onto this song...no bad thing...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Shrek already did that,
only a whole lot beterrer
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post love the song
don't like the singer

i prefer rufus wainright or Leonard Cohen or jeff buckley
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont forget Buckley ;-)
Although wainrights is awesome too.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post oh shoot
forgot all about him
shall edit above post
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Midweek chart says this abomination is heading for the top.
Everyone must buy 5 copies of Never Gonna Give You Up.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post even the Peter Kay one would be better than this bird

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me thats aweful
How fucking dare they.
I am not going to rant but I am disgusted.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Look on the brightside...
Its the most credible thing to have ever happened to the X factor, a cult classic has made it into the mainstream and now a nation of ignorami are aware of Leonard Cohen's amazing work. And he laughs all the way to the bank, as it should be. And the Buckley brigade really can fuck off, most of them couldn't give a toss about Cohen's version, which means they have a lot in common with the average X factor fan.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, your point would be correct if Buckley's version was as utterly shit as this one.

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post well...
as much as I like the Buckley version, I find it quite contrived. Its hallelujah for people who like credible sounding music, sung by a cute guy with a guitar that the girls can all fawn over (Ask most of the indie brigade if they've heard anything else from the Grace album) The xfactor version is for people that like their music to sound mainstream and in a short pop burst. Each to their own. Lenny's version all the way for me, I blubbed like a bitch when I saw him do it live recently.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah,
but only three over-produced verses of it. it really annoys me it's so short!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And how will people hearing it for the first time know it's Cohen's work?
They'll probably just know it as 'that song from Shrek, only a hell of a lot worse'
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
But it's shit!

Thanks for putting the WHOLE of the "We Love The Web" people into a depressive state!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post We Love The Web
because it is full of weird and wonderful stuff which we haven't seen before. If we want to watch xfactor we can easily turn on a tv.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally....
...I wanted Gareth Gates to win.


(again)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:05, Reply)

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