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Extremely Agile Gymnast
There's juggling your balls and then throwing them as high as you can towards the ceiling...
(Cosmic Gypo SometimesyouhavetoBitetheDog, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:35, Reply)

that was amazng...
clicked
(londoner, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:49, Reply)

It's not natural
You really shouldn't be able to touch your arse with the back of your head. Her spine must be made out of one of those bendy snake toys you got in the '80s, or maybe just a shatterproof ruler.
(Necroflange, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:01, Reply)

That's amazing.
I like the relatives or coach in the background at the end jumping up and down with joy.
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thiswasmyclone, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Nothing I have ever seen in my whole life
has ever made me feel so hopelessly clumsy and worthless.

Awesome :)
(BlackCat, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:21, Reply)

No mirrors in your place? :)
But I agree. That was awesome.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:01, Reply)

Oh God plse kill me now (aka "Street Fighter: The legend of Chun Li" movie)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0891592/

Please for love of all that is fluffeh NOOOOO!!!!

(sorry for double post)
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Worse than the original Street Fighter movie?
PLACE BETS NOW!
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:38, Reply)

balrog, vega, chun-li...
all encumbered with such varied and intricate back stories and the rest of the cast making up a rich tapestry of complex characterisation, Fox simply couldn't leave the Street Fighter franchise alone. This movie will be great a.k.a not great.

Although my first date ever was a trip to the cinema to see the first Street Fighter movie with a girl in the year above. The best bit was where I titted her up in the back row. Best. Moment. Of. My. Life.
(joey2tits liable for libel, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Ha ha!
'Titted her up'

I love it!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Ah, a tit grope at the pictures
Things to be remembered (I got a blow job at 'The English Patient'... no idea what the film was about :))
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:30, Reply)

haha
Fucking hell, of all the movies you could make in the infinitely creative world we live in, it's this.....
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:54, Reply)

This is REALLY going to make your da

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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Keanueua Reeves is to star in Cowboy Bebop live action film
First Dragonball and now this? FFS!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Heard rumors of live action Akira somwhere on the net.
For 5 minutes straight I just stared at the screen in horror...
(Haz, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:55, Reply)

this is stupid
and I feel a little sick now....
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Make one of those 'Barack Obama' posters, using any image...
(Surprisingly) GC search said no.

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Darklord, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Cool
I shall play with that later
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Woo!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:33, Reply)

yay!

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:51, Reply)

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Zuowan, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:48, Reply)

^^^ this ^^^

(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Oh that's proper nice that is

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)

bono!

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:54, Reply)

The Science of Back to the Future
A great article from the pendatics website of choice
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Tour de france crashes in honour of me coming off my bike on black ice last night
got nice road rash all down my right arm as well as all up my leg and hip but dont have any soreness other than that which is pretty good.
feckers had salted everywhere but the cycle route that leads to where I live. Not much use really. I knew as I started turning I was like "hrm this road is a bit shiney and I'm going too fast"

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Ouch.

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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Needs more Djamolodine Abdoujaparov!
The nine most terrifying syllables in cycling: au.youtube.com/watch?v=2Nt4x3nuzfQ
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Subwoofer Cat

:D

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:08, Reply)

awwww
that melted my ice cold heart a tiny bit
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's marvellous.
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Haha! :D

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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Ha ha!!
Coffee/Keyboard moment!

I love his wobbly head at 0:22!

: D
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:22, Reply)

haha
Vibrocat ftw!
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Microsoft Songsmith takes on the classics - Wonderwall

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Pfft! :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmC28cXWqLc&feature=related
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:26, Reply)

That Songsmith makes songs ....
a) shite or in the case of Roxanne
b) hilarious

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ypycpKQxXR0&feature=related
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:27, Reply)

that is epically bad.
:D
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Hexstatic remix Streetfighter II
Previous linky re: Hexstatic & DJ Food gig on 7th Feb in London..

www.b3ta.com/links/259261

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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Rescued boatmen somehow survive winds that would signal end of world
slight typo methinks.

sorry for second metro post so quickly
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:42, Reply)

haha!
excellent typo.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Pffft.
I also like the caption to the photo, which identifies the men as Myanmar.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:03, Reply)

2 people is a pretty small nation

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:08, Reply)

lol! brill!

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Tower of Goo
For those of you not in the know, "World of Goo" is a ruddy magical little game on the PC and Wii. Truly a special puzzler which involves building things out of little blobs of goo.

This here is the original prototype. Tricky but massive wobbly fun. How high can you build your goo tower?

*edit* Here's a splendid review of World of Goo from the brilliant and recently deceased Consolevania: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aAGUhDaysec

Wiiware and PC. For teh buy!
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:40, Reply)

virus alert
when I tried to run this my virus checker went off.

Win32/VMalum.ECDE was detected
(Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:53, Reply)

oOOOF! Viruses?
Looked like a fairly respectable website.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:42, Reply)

good review
looking forward to getting that, have just completed a couple of wii-ers so thiss'll be next. this and okama
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Christians once again demonstrate their tolerant, forgiving nature.
I wonder why atheism seems to upset people far more than other religions do...
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:10, Reply)

My only argument when confronted with religious people these days is :-
Your God's a cunt.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:16, Reply)

This actually might be the easier option.
You could make handy and adorable pamphlets out of the pages of www.thebricktestament.com. This one's my personal favourite.
(Cap'n, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I can imagine an atheist bus driver
refusing to drive a bus with an advert for God on the side
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I can imagine it, for those of a particularly militant bent
but I've yet to see a news report where it happened.

Meanwhile, busses are plastered with adverts for various religious organisations and no drivers of other religions seem to object.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I think that there is a clear divide between
'have you considered our lovely religion' and 'your religion is wrong'.

I see the point although I see little point in either.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:22, Reply)

well almost all religions say that theirs is the only true religion
so 'your religion is wrong' is implied.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Maybe.
That said, 'buy Pepsi' is not a message which is likely to be complained about, whereas 'Don't buy Coke' is.

The latter is implied by the former.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I guess atheist adverts have to be negative
What else could you say? "Be an atheist - when you die, nothing!" ;)
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:48, Reply)

But the athiest ads aren't attacking one specific religion.

"Don't buy Coke" is taking it too far. It'd be more like, "Fizzy drinks are not good for you."
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:10, Reply)

And B3ta would praise them.
The message is, however, agnostic, not atheist.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:21, Reply)

It's run by Athiests.

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:23, Reply)

If a Christian says 'My car has broken down'
it does not become a Christian message.

There is probably no God is an agnostic comment.

I like agnostics. Atheists are too nutty fro me.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:32, Reply)

That would be the Devil flooding their carbs
Because they wank or don't hit their kids.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Can I hit their kids?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Nutty athiests
are usually ex-religious types. I was brought up athiest so it wasn't a big deal for me that there was no god.

Depends how you define athiest, I'd say it isn't necessary to have a 100% certainty of gods non-existance to be called one. Agnostics are kind of middling to me, willing to go either way
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Your definition is not quite right though.
Atheists believe that there is no God.

There are two types - ones who do not believe that there is a God because they have never considered it (babies) and those who believe that there is no God because they have considered it.

If you do not believe that there is no God then you are an agnostic.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I doubt most of b3ta would praise religious intolerance
from any direction
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I would
nut jobs the lot of them
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Flash_Bastard, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:17, Reply)

it isn't
"we don't/can't know if there is a god or not" is agnostic.

"there probably isn't a god" is atheist - there might possibly be a god, but there's no evidence for it.
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:06, Reply)

There might not be a God,
but there is no evidence of that.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You could make the same argument about anything
unicorns, fairies, wookies, whatever. If I came and told you that I had a unicorn grazing at the end of my garden you'd call me mad. And quite rightly so.
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:41, Reply)

I want this to happen
and every permutations of bus-driver/faith/poster, until no faith posters are allowed. At all. They bug me, it should be personal choice - I like these atheist ones as it starts that process going...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Agreed
that's why I donated to the campaign.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:26, Reply)

yes, indeed did I too.... *high five*

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:27, Reply)

But, if they bug you,
why allow the atheist one either?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Because it's caused all of this 'outrage'.
So it's a possibility that they will ALL stop as a result of this one.

Makes a lot of sense to me...

Lots of campaigns for religion, that annoy me. One against religion that raises debate about whether they're should be any at all. It's working quite well IMO.
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I'm going to start a religion
that involves worshipping signs on buses.
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krang, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:53, Reply)

I stopped reading at "He told the Daily Mail:"
What an idiot.

Does he refuse non-believers on the bus as well?

thought not.
(UTB, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Hardly the same.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I live in Southampton....
And I love this campaign. About time people had such a thing shoved down their throats, as it's just what every other religion has been doing for years.
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Hmm.
Israel are killing Arabs and keeping them in concentration camp conditions.

Is 'well, someone did the same to us' a good enough response?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:35, Reply)

What....
exactly are you comparing to Gaza in that clearly loaded comment?

I'm talking about the world in which I live in. In Britain in the 21st century.

And no I don't cocoon myself away, with fingers in my ears going 'la la la' before you try that one.
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Surely atheists would want to avoid shoving it down people's throats if that's the very thing they slate Christianity for.
It's just as bad as enforcing Christianity, or any other religion on the public.
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I have posted this above...
One of the reasons this is happening is to spark debate as the whether this should be allowed at all. Because people like this guy wont drive his bus, there's no reason for someone that doesn't believe to refuse to work if the tables are turned.

There's a lot of reasons why this is happening, you'd have to look up Dawkins' websites for details. But, the fact of the matter is, it's doing the job, which is good for society.
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:20, Reply)

It's all very well and good for the debate it sparks
but the whole thing just seems rather hypocritical to me.
I'm reading The God Delusion at the moment, and the overwhelming sense I get from it is that Dawkins' over-zealousness makes him his own worst enemy.
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)

I was suprised by the advert
but have to admit I'm rather enjoying watching the backlash.

Dawkins is great at what he does, but he's no politician. I don't think he's over zealous, just very harshly pointing out that to date scientific evidence has never supported any notion of 'god' or 'gods'
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:35, Reply)

It's similar to football fans...
... some football fans don't get people who aren't fans of football, but can still relate to people who support another team.
(Tael, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Hmm.
Atheists are a team.

They might not understand agnostics, but I do not think many people have a problem disliking fundamentalists of any belief system, be that Hindu, Moslem, Atheist, Jewish, Christian or duck.
(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I'll never forgive those ducks that brought that plane down
13/01/09 - Never Forget
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Not really..
Atheism doesn't require you to actively reject any gods/deities/supernatural bollocks (that's anti-theism). Atheism is simply not having beliefs.
To use the football analogy:
Atheists don't follow football at all.
Anti-theists don't like football and don't think any team is worth following.
Agnostics don't think we can know which team is right to follow.
(Tael, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:54, Reply)

This is a common atheist argument.
In fact, atheists believe that there is no God.

That belief is not based on provable fact, any more than Hindu or Abrahamic religions are - it is faith based.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Almost all faiths can quite easily be disproved with facts.

(augsav, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Yes, they belive in science, which is provable fact. The fact that the word 'probably' is used is because there is no proof that any non-spacific entity lives in the sky making everything happen.
So, they're saying, prove it and we'll believe as well. But until you can.....
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:25, Reply)

No, they are saying
Prove it or we will ridicule you.

I would feel the same about someone who said 'prove that there is no God or I shall ridicule you'.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree then...
...as I don't consider the lack of a belief the equivalent of an active disbelief.
(Tael, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:33, Reply)

religious belief or faith is a form of mental illnes.... it's that simple
lh6.ggpht.com/_V7bYp-8V-Rk/Rqh8mNCp9LI/AAAAAAAAAOs/WWmlYISmIVY/chrisbig.jpg
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Flash_Bastard, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I concur wholeheartedly.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I assumed I'd get a picutre of Christopher Biggins
Not a 404
(trevorthecat, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:59, Reply)

But the belief that there is no God is faith
since it is belief without proof.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:03, Reply)

another thing...
saying atheism is like a religion, is like saying that not collecting stamps is a hobby
(augsav, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I agree.
I do not think that atheism is a religion. It is, in fact, definitely not.

It is a faith though.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Every day I actively don't think I can fly.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Oh come on
That's such a skewed view!
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I thought they'd agreed that he would drive the bus if there were no others available
It's hardly intolerant, expressing an opinion that he'd rather not drive a bus that contradicts his religious beliefs, but if it was the only one available then he would.

If his company can accommodate him without going out of their way, then I don't see a problem
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I'd rather not drive a bus with 'fuck kids' on the side
as I don't agree with it.

What's the problem?

*should point out she's a Christian and doesn't give a shit what anyone else believes or doesn't believe, so long as it makes them happy.*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:01, Reply)

It's funny because he stands up for his beliefs
or something
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I think the point is
what if a a christian refused to drive a bus with a muslim message on the side, like 'Allah Loves you' or whatever, or visa versa. The backlash then would be seen in an entirely different light.

I just think it highlights a point, should we really be advertising any of this stuff?
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:51, Reply)

fire him.
He's refusing to do his job. Fire him....

...and as he leaves the office, throw jelly beans at him while shouting "where is your god now?"
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:16, Reply)

that made me lol.

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:28, Reply)

hahaha
nice
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)

haha

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:46, Reply)

I think the key word is 'probably',
and I can't see how this is worse than the ad campaign which it was in response to, the one basically telling me I'm going to eternal damnation for not believing what a minority of humans believe. Nor those with anti-gay or anti-abortion messages.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Personally I think messages such as these (on either end of the scale) are wrong.
People should just be left to believe whatever they want to believe, as long as it makes them a happy and decent member of society. I don't want a bus telling me what to believe in.
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:50, Reply)

True, either way it breaks the ASA standards on
telling the truth...
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Bloody hell, there's lots of words in this thread
*burns church*
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Possibly the most random DS game... in the world!
Lucky reader,

Are you on the dirty train of chuffing away on life-depriving cancer sticks. Have you ever wanted to remove the nasty, stale smokiness from your daily lifestyle? Do you own a Nintendo DS?

Fear not... help is at hand! From the makers of the "My Health Coach" series, comes a new, bed-wettingly exciting installment... My Health Coach: Stop Smoking with Allen Carr.

That's right, chaps and chapettes, you can now use your DS to help you stop smoking. For only £16 of your hard earned pennies (or equivalent of 60 fags) you can indulge yourself in to the fun and frolics* of our new "game" and help yourself stop smoking**.

* Fun and frolics not included.
** Will only make you stop smoking as you sent all you money on this game rather than puffa-tubes.
----------------------------------------------

But, seriously, who the hell is gonna buy this tripe? This is the most random Amazon item I've seen since the good old Paul Ross canvas print ;-)
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:27, Reply)

This I presume is the "game" of the book of the same name
I recall a few years ago one of the more hardcore smokers at work was trying to to quit. He read the paperback of this and swore blind it got him clean. He passed it round a few of the other archaeologists with similar results. I remember thinking at the time how oddly evangelical they all got about it when it came up in conversation, sort of "light in the eyes" stuff so I wondered if the gimmik was it was a sort of read-your-self- hypnosis type thing..
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I was pondering...
Does this mean you simulate smoking with this... using the stylus as a tab, and the ds touch screen as an ashtray.

This has to be the gimmick of the year though, right?
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I went on an allen carr course once
It's not hypnosis or anything odd, it's more like Cognitive behavioural stuff - it's all common sense and just puts a very logical and persuasive argument against fagging it up.
(

Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Which is odd, because all he ever does when he's on TV is fag it up
:D
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:01, Reply)

i hope you checked back to see if anybody replied to your gag
because it gets the thumbs up from me.

*thumbs*
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I read the Allen Carr book too
I scan read it in a day - skipping lots of parts that I didn't feel were relevant to me. I had one more fag after finishing it, and I've not smoked since (that was three or four years ago).

It is very like self-hypnosis though, lots of repetition over and over making the same point. Terrible read though,really awful, even read at speed.

I just latched on to one valid point it made and that has kept me off. That and the close and loving friendship of Mr Kipling for several months. (I gained two stone!)

No-one I've lent the book to has quit though, so I'm not quite as doughy eyed as some.

Anyhoo, before I bore myself to tears, when I initially read the first post, I thought it was Alan Carr, which would have been a very bizarre quit smoking idea.
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cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:09, Reply)

haha, that was who I thought it was was.
"Oooohhh cheeky! Don't you start sucking on that fag!"
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I
Thought, stop smoking or he will come round your house and bum you. Not alone there then.
(Benzyl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Spasticus Autisticus from Mr Dury and the Blockheads
Great choon, predictably banned in its time.

I wibble when I piddle cos my middle is a riddle.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Ian Dury FTW.
Sadly missed.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Top Tune
And that (kind of solo) keyboard, around the 3 min mark has been well sampled over the years by various people.
Thanks for posting...
*clicks*
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Darklord, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Kinda shit Bill Hicks linky
but fits in with today's current actions. In a way. A weird way.

(Cosmic Gypo SometimesyouhavetoBitetheDog, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:58, Reply)

'We've gone on holiday by mistake'
Uncle Monty's Cottage up for sale.

I think we should all chip in and buy it and it can be the official B3ta holiday home.
(

lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Damn straight!
But only as long as I get to be the official B3ta Jag-driver...

'Honestly, officer, I've only had a few ales...'
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:18, Reply)

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:29, Reply)

*giggles*

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)

"Are you the farmer ?"
"Of course he's the fucking farmer"
:D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I'll buy this establishment, and have you fired.

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Multicultural 404 page
Smashing.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:22, Reply)

hahaha
my favorite:

Zombie: Arrgrg 404 BrAiNs aAAArrggh No ggrrgrh page brAiNz heRe BrAAAAIIINNSSSS!
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weaver., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Webmaster (local dialect) The problem is your fault.
hehe
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:48, Reply)

To Dubya, love from Loggy

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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:20, Reply)

*cracks open the champagne*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:43, Reply)

*steals for FB page
;)
(

Jorvic, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Unsold cars
10 pictures of stockpiles of unsold cars around the world
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:08, Reply)

That's a really good link
thanks for sharing.

I just wish the car manufacturers had the sense to cut the prices of new cars to get people to start buying again.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:52, Reply)

They could have made
a big smiley face out of them, or spelled out profanities in hyooge letters...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:07, Reply)

As the Lorax said :-
Business is business and business must grow.
This is a fine example of when that paradigm fucks up.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:14, Reply)

You could have seen sights similar to that at anytime over that last 10 years in Southampton docks.
Although I realise we're in a recession, this is bollocks IMO.

Of course the car manufacturers have a problem, look for the same sights in 5 years or so, when we're on our way to recovery. It'll still be the same.
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:45, Reply)

maybe you're right
but I feel its a good metaphor
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Jar eyed looks NSFW

(secondhand, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:55, Reply)

ow ow ow ow
... and ow!

I was never that but bothered by 2 girls 1 cup, but that one made me squirm. What I don't get was how he was so quiet!
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cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:58, Reply)

GC for certain, its in the newsletter
i'm sorry but why the fuck is this video back on again?
it made me sick when i watched it before.
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:07, Reply)

STOP POSTING THIS!

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:41, Reply)

THOSE BAGPIPES ARE EVIL! I made this!

Moon-Gal must team up with her arch nemesis to defeat the Queen of the She Vixens.
(Colonel Deer-Heart Stand by for action., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:01, Reply)

moon-gal
woooo!!!!
I want a red rocket ;-) more more more!
(queen of the four strings, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:50, Reply)

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