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This is a link post Playmobile Security Checkpoint
Two things. 1) have things really got this bad and 2) I think the reviews may have been subverted slightly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ya know why the reviews have been subverted?
cos this gets posted on here every other week.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post you'll love this, it's that fake model effect thing applied real life scenes.
can't really thing of a good description but there are always lots of pictures like this on the board.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post same guy that did the monster truck thing
im sure of it, i saw it on his website
 (PaulGadd -, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "tilt shift"?
that's a really nice little video, told a nice little story.






no shark though...
 (chippy time travel agents, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck yes
tilt shift, that's what i was searching for...




smartarse
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You can do your own
here
tiltshiftmaker.com/
Photos only
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:07, Reply)
This is a link post Dinosaurs fucking robots dot com
That's as much description as you need.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This...
THIS...is the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Newsletter this!
And keep newslettering it for at least six weeks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post this is everything I ever hoped it was
and more :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
This is a link post In celebration of Limmy's great pilot episode NSFW
here's how he kills prostitutes on GTA IV.

Hope he does well, that show was a blinder!
(iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It was much better than I'd hoped!!
The bit with the wee boy on the bus was class.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought it was poo
didnt even watch the whole thing :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post shame
i thought it was class. Surreal in a Chris Morris-esque way, but still strangly grounded. I've fingers crossed for more.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i will give it another go tomorrow on iplayer....
i only managed a few mins, ill try at least for the first half!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post you must
can't judge something if you haven't seen it all!
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to see more.
It didn't all work, but i found his ideas interesting enough to watch it all.
 (Tivert, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post its also the thick scottish accent
makes things hard for us southerners to understand.. or maybe its the vodka...
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i empathise
yet that kinda makes me happier of its existance (possibly just for the fact that i'm scottish)
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i really cant stand the scottish
they sound like total scumbags when they talk.

"its like fukkin this fukking that ye cunt so ye are!"

Please leave the country and go somewhere else!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You really can't stand the Scottish
Then you are a grade A cunt. I'm not Scottish but have a few Scottish mates and my English parents live there. The main difference is the accent, this does not make them scumbags. Also you say they should leave the country, most Scottish people live in Scotland which is a country, you twat.
 (Stupidiot -[insert humour]-, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post shut up

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You shut up.
To be fair my above rant does make me sound like a twat.
 (Stupidiot -[insert humour]-, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You have too much self-loathing.
*hugs*
 (Cap'n, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, shut up
you big retard
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing you're not going to get a lot of support on this idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:01, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck
you
 (drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post racist.

(Mr1Zillion&1, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *high fives*
c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post please qualify this better
they (scottish schemie bastards) sound like total scumbags when they talk

That is the same for Jordie schemie bastards, Scouse, Cockney, Bristol, Manks, etc... schemie bastards will always sound like schemie bastards, in any tongue.

There are many of us in Scotland who don't talk like scum, because we actually don't join the collective 1 brain cell sharing pool.

I think the difference in Scotland is, we can all laugh at our schemie bastards with a sense of pride!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I
Left the country years ago and now live in a town.

Ya knob!!!
 (Benzyl, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What
a fanny

I demand all engerlish twunts leave Scotland now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 (Montyphuq, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a link post gordon brown pays a moving tribute to jade goody
i think he's being a bit harsh myself...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Epic win!
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post who is the worse publicity seeker here...
Jade - washed up celeb who turned racialist and is milking her own demise...
or Gordo - failed politician who turned economic failure, prolonging his own demise with publicity stunts
 (pineapple_juice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post gotta say Gordo,
Oh well at least we would never see both off them ever again when its easter!
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL - i found this funny....
....will be going straight to hell then?
 (I_Hate_Usernames, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Psst
On B3ta we call it "hull"
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post well....
To be honest, a journo fires a question about Jade Goodie to Gordon Brown, he's hardly going to say "couldn't give a fuck, mate *sniff*".

But bad choice of words to say "I wish her well". I mean, she's dying. She will be dead soon. No chance of reprise. Dead. Dying.....But Gordon wishes her well, so maybe she'll pull through!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post 100 days, 100 songs, 100 locations, 100 dances.
Could this be the new version of "were the hell is Matt"?
(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
i lasted 5 before i got bored
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
I got to 13
 (munkybitch, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post No
He's just an attention seeking tit, whereas Matt's video had a much more genuine warmth about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Does
anyone know the name of the song that was playing at 08?
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post What a waste of the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
I regret posting this on b3ta, last time i ever posted somthing when im pissed!
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 8
is as far as i got
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post same

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a link post wtf?
my mind melts
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fantastically strange

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post stonking!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
This is amazing.
 (Spundlemoon, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
I now <3 Puffincat!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:16, Reply)
This is a link post Alternate Mighty Putty Commercial
These ads run all the time on North American TV. But much more entertaining with this alternate voice over.
(L0rez, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post you've been able to get that stuff for years, it is called milliput

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post But this is MIGHTY PUTTY!
It comes in tubes and costs four times as much!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It gets a click, but only for the line
'and guess what? Fucking Optimus Prime can't even tear this shit off.'
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post tis GC but I don't care
the Optimus Prime line is genius
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a link post Cats on the dinner table I made this!

(Drunken Master, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you should jiggle them cats about like that for entertainment.
*frown*
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post aww come on!
it was speeded up so more like a slow dance in real time so don't frown ;)

PS could work better if you wear white gloves?
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Officelol

(I helped save b3ta! Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You know this had to happen..
tinyurl.com/icantpossiblyguess
 (kna has forgotten everything., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant

(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post the most beautiful internet to date!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post What is the song?

(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Wolves in the Throne Room!

(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post Angry Middle Class Rantings
a bloke you wouldn't want to meet at a dinner party, typing rants up.

Imagine Jeremy Clarkson, but more angry and twattish, or don't and just read the drivel for a laugh*

*may contain irony
 (I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Mail Lite
ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD
 (Drunken Master, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a link post Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel
This looks as though it could be good!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't want to post a new link
But it seems facebook have backed down on the T&C furore

blog.facebook.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post this actually looks good

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This looks like it could actually be good.

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post it looks good
although i don't want to be confused by roy from the it crowd.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
I shall be going to see this, when it comes out (In March)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "Turns out
Everyone in the future is American"


That's a shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:07, Reply)
This is a link post Pimp this Bum
Buy him a razor or a burger all conveniently online. Wow.
 (tribotig, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Just watched it on iPlayer
I thought it was alright, usual Dark/Twisted/dry humour from Limmy, I look forward to seeing the rest of them...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:39, Reply)
This is a link post internet funnyman limmy's telly show on tonight at 10 bbc 2
will be on iplayer if you miss it.

should be worth a watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's BBC2 Scotland
Hooray for iPlayer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post if you are in england or whatever you should be able to change the regional settings
and watch it live. or zattoo has bbc 2 scotland.
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's on Sky and Freesat too.
And repeated on BBC channels next Monday.

Hope it's good (the adverts look as though there's a few videos from his recent live shows)
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Channel 990 on sky for those not in the know
i'm gonna watch this straight after the brits.. if the g/f lets me that is :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for the heads up.
I'll be watching.
 (Tivert, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly
I think TV was the wrong medium for Limmy.
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you watch it?

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought it was promosing
for a pilot.
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a link post Grizzly Bears' Fancy Football Footwork I made this!
Altered from David Attenborough BBC documentary.
(theauthor, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Ace!
And ignore the YouTube video place holder, it's up and running.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe ace

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post Jeremy Kyle Nightmare I made this!
Posted the audio yesterday, but today I made a video to keep the audio company.
(ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:19, Reply)
This is a link post David Bowie chip look-a-like
Ronseal and GC?

*edit* Yes I meant chimp.

Although I would like to see a David Bowie chip look-a-like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahahahaha chip? think ya meant chimp eh?
it's got odd eyes though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Screwed-up eyes and screwed-down hairdo
like some cat from Japan.
 (roidoid, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a link post How to win Guess Who in one move.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
Brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
never realised that before
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Please, allow me:
RACIST!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Please, allow me:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qW0Edq1KqI
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuggin hell!!!! YES
*saftey dances like a mutha*
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha can't be, can it? i can't believe i never won more as a kid...

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
u know as i kid i never played this coz i loved monopoly so much and then came the electronic video games.

So this character, is she the only black person in the game?
 (I_Hate_Usernames, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post She's the one that sells drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Best reply to a thread ever.
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Please tell me that isn't accurate, otherwise I really needed to work on my observation skills whenn I was a kid

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no....
Her skin is slightly more peach than the other pale, insipid characters. She must be a black. She even has curly black hair and there's no possibility of it being a perm... Heaven help us!

Yes, sarcasm. I don't see it. Look at the close up. She's just more peach, not black.
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post that makes me laugh every time
:D
 (augsav, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure there were a few black people in it when I played it as a kid
But still no-where near the amount of white people. I always hated getting one of the black guys because it was always the first question asked, so I'd be sure to lose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be an old/merkin version...
...cos I just checked my daughter's copy and there's Carmen, Sophie, Bernard, Roger and Max all sporting deep tans.

And no crack-whore Anne. She's probably dead or in jail.
 (Smooth n Fluffy, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post American Version
That's the Yank version - the British one had a few darkly nooned characters
 (RobNob, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a link post Keep Fit the Darren Dutton way.
"One Man's journey to work taking inspiration from 80s DJ Peter Powell's Keep Fit Album called "80s DJ Peter Powell's Keep Fit Album". This is by Darren Dutton and Jonathan Roberts."

This made me smile, snigger and finally chortle merrily. No sharks are involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post awwww
that's just lully!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha That was really sweetly done
it got a laugh from me at least
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
It's the look on his face that makes it
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Nice edit :)

And Hanks should have stuck to comedies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
he is a top actor, but no james bond. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:18, Reply)

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