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This is a link post Obama's Elf
GC? I'm sure it must be, I searched but didn't find...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post Zero Punctuation - Skate 2
Still the highlight of my week, this time Yahtzee gets involved with Skate 2.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!
I look forward to him too :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a link post A bunny, a moth and Tom Waits
sweet little animation (Tom did the music by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I did a little cry at that.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post Fancy paper textures for image projects I made this!


I bought some nice paper for making things with, and I took some pictures so people could use them as digital textures/backgrounds too. Link goes to a download page for 2000x1333 images. For the fullsize 3888x2592 files, and for more of this sort of thing, check my resource folder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
I like these.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post thanking you sir :)

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
SirMadam

@op: nice one
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post you rock so hard it hurts me
in a special way

thank you!
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post bizarre jap robot thing
discovers the joy of puberty
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW
Surely.

That scared me silly.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh...
...directed by
Takashi Murakami, no less! Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post what
the gibbering f***?!

that was awesome/freakish/lully/japanese
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:20, Reply)
This is a link post Shark attacks a Jogger!! (in Maui, 2007) NSFW
I had trouble watching all of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty disturbing shit

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Not what I was expecting

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, ffs, MOD PLEASE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post why?
What happens? I'm at work so I'm not going to watch it...
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post watch it when you get home
i'd recommend having a bin handy
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is this crap still on the board?
I've emailed Rob but no response.

I hope you're ashamed Darklord* :(

*Cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd tell cr3 if i were you
he also wields a banhammer
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i've seen some pretty bad things in my time
but this, this is just wrong, i've never seen anything so horrible in all my life
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Please
delete this post.
The faq reasonably says there ought to be no shock sites. This is sick, ffs.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Shock? This is snuff

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I didn't want to write the word.
That alone makes me feel physically sick.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post it isnt snuff
it nature...

...disturbing as hell though
 (largoembargo ???, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You are now officially ignored

(augsav, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nurse, Quick
Sense of humour to user 69107 Stat!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Or an irony detecting injection
for user 41202 ;)
 (augsav, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn, er, yeah :D
I realised that soon after I commented. *kicks self*

Hopefully the injection will prevent further mis-haps!

Loved your winning pic in the missing things challenge, stunning work
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
thanks mate
 (augsav, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh for fuck's sake
I clicked purely because of the comments, but I agree. This is sick.
 (__, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats just sick
I don't want to jog or swim now :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, the humanity!!!
why?
nature is cruel.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Did this used to be a different video,
or are the above commenters just being in character?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post its the same video
you must have a really strong stomach though
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, you mean it's real?
I assumed it was just clever dubbing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Pleeease.
That jogger totally got what he deserved, snuff film or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, well I think Creationism
can't justify why I like salted peanuts but not dry roasted!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post fiend!
bad and wrong person! you know not the true way of the peanut!
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
EDIT: *bows to peer pressue*

Aargh its horrible
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post If you find that kinda thing silly
myself....I think it is disgusting!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Vicky!
You sick character! How can you call this sort of thing 'silly'?!


(Yeah... ruin our fun, why don't you, *has a strop*)
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post What Mushroom said
jelly.b3ta.com/links/280925

Oh and NEVER call me vicky!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, hey, Vicky, hey Vicky hey!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLQz-O5x2g
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, I hit a nerve, offaly sorry.
And yeah, what mushroom said, that's kinda... ew.

I suppose if you're unsure just wait a while, 'til the comments build, and see how melodramatic they get. If they get more dramatic with the same 4 or 5 people talking to each other, etc. it's usually a laugh.

The name of Mushroom's referenced video is kinda icky, glad I missed it, ain't you Vi...k's vaporub?
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly?
You find somebody being eaten by a shark silly? FFS what is WRONG with you.

*sad*
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You see now im in a dilemma
Your comments make me want to click on it. But part of me is saying from peoples reactions and people whose judgements I trust, I really shouldn't.

Oh god, what do I do? Someone tell me!!!!

Edit: Oh you terrible, terrible, shit stick!!! Christ there are some utter sick wankers out there.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't.
Seriously. Don't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post click it
or don't

* mind bleech may be needed
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I gave in and watched it
despite being at work.

My boss saw.

I think I am going to lose my job.

Be warned.
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised YouTube haven't taken it down by now....

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post youtube has gone down for me
:(

maybe the site has been taken down by the relevant authorities
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
You just made me throw up everywhere. Utter utter cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post come on
it's not like it's a close up shot...still I'll never turn my back on the tide again...
 (ewe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking sick bastard
How dare you post that here? Some of us have limits, you know. I'm going to have to ban my kids from the internet until this evil shit is bleached from the tubes forever.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Seconded!
I If I had kids I'd be deeply worried.
Won't someone think of the children?
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind the usual memes
2 girls 1 cup, goatse, cat torture... we know that young children and teens will get to see this crap, eventually. But this... the fabric of society is at threat here folks. Please don't watch this. YouTube MUST take this down.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god thats got to be fake
You guys are stupid, that must be fake right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it is fake.
Far too realistic.

I need some serious mind bleach now.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You utter cunt.
There are websites that specialise in this sick shit - please post them there in future.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is just disgusting.
Absolutely disgusting. Everyone has their limits, and I have reached mine.

I've decided to contact a little company called Web Sheriff. Maybe you've heard of them. They crack down on sick filth like this and cyber terrorists like you. With any luck, you, the poster of this video, Youtube, B3ta, Google, and maybe (God willing) the entire internet will be banned by the end of this week. All because of this grotesque inhuman monstrosity of a video.

I sincerely hope you're happy.
 (Cap'n, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ban this sick filth
*clicks
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen worse.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno..
it might be real but that shark doesn't look quite right, something about the light hitting its skin like that. If it IS a fake it's a bloody good one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!!!
 (purple_gromit, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post dude, that's wrong on too many levels...
i've not been on much lately but if this is the kinda level to which things have fallen then i'm afraid i'm simply not coming back.

I'm off to 4chan for a wank.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post nom
I bit my fingers off so I couldn't click to even watch the clip.
 (tomatoit, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope your happy!
you just made me vomit. I hope you burn in hell!
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Look
*fapfapfap*
 (repetitivemotion, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh.
He looked all chewy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a link post Lesbian Vampire Killers
Make a date for March 20th :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that looks ace!
now whats that code you can add on to the end of a youtube url to make it start from a certain point?
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post #t=0m50s

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post HaHAA!
I'm going to have to convince the other half to come with me, weird Gavin and Stacy actors aside.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Shaun Of The Dead with Lesbians?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post And vampires instead of zombies.
Which improves things immediately.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You can have more fun with Zombies
Vampires and lezzers are shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall be falling on my arse in Tamworth Snow Dome on the 20th
although maybe I should change my plans?!
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I am in the minority
but I just can't stand James Corden. Plus Matthew Horne looks exactly like the kid in Jossie's Giants, so I don't like him either. Fnarr.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post oh but
I do like lesbians. I have several of their films.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post A minority of at least two.
Nick Frost he ain't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't watch that
Watch this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRIypcaIX4
 (Cap'n, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post My god that's classic

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYm3YSszefk
 (Cap'n, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Matthew Horne has a really odd face
Like it's made of plastic or something
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post Newman and Baddiel sketch featuring Carter USM
"People of Restricted Seriousness."

Being firmly of the opinion that comedy and music reached their pinnacle in or around 1991-1993 I've been listening to Carter and watching Mary Whitehouse experience lately, so I thought I'd share this one :)

Also here is another of my favourites: David Baddiel's funeral featuring Robert Smith from The Cure

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5h2HaYraEY
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post now I don't disagree that there was some good stuff around in the early 90s
but Carter? Tuneless, ranting, over-grown students with some of the worst haircuts ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
But Sherriff Fatman is one of my favourite sing along songs ever. If only it was on Singstar.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post See, and you think I'M grumpy.
Hmrumph.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree - tune!!
also spotted that Jimbob is doing a solo set in London this month
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT?!
WHAT?!

imagine that in 72 point bold, flashing letters
 (I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds very much like this place tbh
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! no_funny_name heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Sean Locke?!
Woo, for that alone :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
apparently he was in quite a few episodes but I don't remember him from it?

EDIT: I've just beaten you again
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
and again
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *cough*
There's a Lexulous game waiting for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Trombone for the win :D
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Youd've been about 2
when this came out :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
why thank you
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post Kitty concerto

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this cat in Pink Floyd?

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *listens to Philip Glass*
*listens to Nora*
*listens to Philip Glass*
*listens to Nora*
...secret identity revealed!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't diss Teh Glass.
*Waves finger*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I loves teh Glass.
Friend of mine can't stand it, to prove the point he tapped his finger on the table every 4, 5 or 6 seconds; sometimes twice. He has a point, mind.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He had to study teh Glass
so I s'pose it got to him. He wasn't saying it's all that, just I suppose that's how the style feels to him.

I still likes it, mind.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Minimalist monotonal medleys
He bores the tits off of me, and I like trance....
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point
Other music sounds similar to me when you reduce it down.

But I do like the way Glass uses that as a base and then takes the melody/theme/etc from there.

But then you could say the same of Nyman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Nyman is easier to listen to I think
Glass' "Knee 1" provokes a hell of a lot of laughter with my friends because we heard it on French radio and it just never ended!



A lot of wine obviously made it funnier.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems we have a bit of a Glass club on /links
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
*points*
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Win.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Thats ace :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nora is a very big fan of the major second.
Obviously a big cat interval. Unsurprising really - the largest paw span ever recorded is only a perfect fourth.

I find her compositions quite moving, the stark brilliance of the pounding diadic harmony set against the background of richer, more traditional, diatonic triads. Daring.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a link post Christian Bale game
Big apologies if this has been posted before, i've got a feeling it might have been. If it has, please ignore this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 118:47

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post 100:19

(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 16:9

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 4:3

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 120:36

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
120:76
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 1:60:12:24:7:12:365

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post John Cleese explains the brain
Stanley Unwin style.
(godawful, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *brain asplodes*
:o
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You're TWO!!!!
WOOOOO!!!!

*Passes Cayke*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post BIRTHDAY CONGA!
(Yes, I'm bringing it back)
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ta-ra-da-da-da-da
*congas, while noming*
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post *glugh goloo rahh..*
*Congas while vomiting*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *jumps away*
you clean that up right now mister!
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The cats have done that already
*grabs hips*

Conga!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post halt the conga
im off to find/buy some 11p noodles, such is the level of poverty i have reached
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Noodles
are 10p in my local Sainsburys
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I sell hot noodles with veg bits in to tramps for
8p
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I get warm noodles with veg bits and white lightning in
from the floor in front of sleeping tramps
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post fank oo
*noms quickly cos i don't have much food*
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post Oh, what a big tongue....
Dog has a mahoooosive tongue!

He's a hit with the bitches :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post there's something wrong with that
o_O
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
That weird beasty reminds me of the Spitting Image puppet of Prince.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Prince would probably try and have sex with it
the dirty little bugger that he is
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't like to be his owner when he's feeling affectionate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post xD

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Timmy, you're soooo licky...

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he needs to get together with this studdly dog.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn0ZIekbIEM&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You are Keith Lard AICMFP
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post !
!
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post WORSE
www.liveleak.com/view?i=b47_1234863792
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post !
"Find a sexy partner in Leatherhead" lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post We should build a dogs frotting themselves page
Nice to know Im not the only person who surfs youtube for dog masturbation vids eh Monty? ;)

By the way which day are you in college is it Tuesday or Wednesday?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I found that on videosift!
And I wasn't going to post it until you posted your beastiallity video ;)

And on both days, wether you can borrow the dogs or not are another matter ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Want to meet up after college one day next week?

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post See gaz ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like he has someone else's tongue in his mouth.

(Cap'n, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that would be Paris Hilton.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post He has Paris Hilton in his mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! krang, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure it's a he?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Kill it!
Kill it with hammers.
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *Slaps*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
*handbags*
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a link post If you don't know who Lykke Li or Bon Iver are then this may not mean anything to you...
Or it could be the nicest thing you hear all day.

Lykke Li & Bon Iver doing 'Dance Dance Dance' in L.A from Lykke Li on Vimeo.
(tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually do know of them both
(in fact a bit addicted to Bon Iver)does that mean I'm down with the kids now?
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If it does i want in!
i'm convinced last.fm is going to give a messages saying "are you bon ivers boyfriend?...DO YOU WANT TO KISS HIM?" as i've pressed "love" that many times.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Gay for Bon Iver.
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Bon Iver live
and saw this video on youtube a while back, it's nice
 (I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The site it came from is funny..
www.b3ta.com/links/279093
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a link post Adam & Eve story vs logic
I love the way religion falls apart at the slightest poke with a stick.

I just found this guy's stuff on youtube, too. Look up Qualiasoup. He's reet clever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post did you not hear about the Enlightenment?
maybe if you stopped going on about christianity it would disspear into the private sphere where it belongs
 (ewe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It is our duty to think God out of existence.
/Bubby blog
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft - Good luck with that
Unfortunately, there is a considerable number of low IQ/high anger people thinking VERY hard the other way.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool! End of arguement!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Every Jewish leader, at least up antil the middle ages and since the wider enlightenment
has agreed that Adam and Eve is a story of losing innocence, coming of age. Waking up one day to realisation of nudity, fear, hunger, work, etc.

The whole concept of it being taken literally falls apart at the first poke with Jewish (religous) law itself. Under Jewish law a day is sunset to sunset, genesis starts on the first 'day', on this day the sun is create... wait... it can't be a day unless the sun had already set, so... it must be... a story, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, CALL THE LOGIC BRIGADE, I'VE HAD A BREAKTHROUGH.

There's no amazing logic to picking holes in a story which most people have, for thousands of years, agreed is just a story.
Finding a cure for cancer, yeah that gets kudos (or in hebrew, Kol HaKavod!); finding out a story from a very long time ago is a story... this guy is wasting his life.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 100 logic points to all the Jewish leaders for figuring it out!
The video is not aimed at people who've figured it out that it's all a big story, but those who haven't and need a purty movin' picter box to explain it to them...
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Of which there are so, so many :(

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post the stuff in the bible....
isn't true? Just stories? Oh, ok. I'll DEFINITELY believe in a God now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post When did I say believe in a god and you ought to, as well?
I just said people who do believe in a god don't necessarily believe everything that's written is the literal word.

Then again, when there are people as unable to read as you seem to be (without providing deeper meanings, assumptions and revelations that don't appear) it seems no wonder that there's been so much fuss caused by religion, does it?
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a link post Dan Bull - Generation Gaming: A rap history of computer gaming, 1990s-present I made this!
Hello. I made this song and video chronicling all the consoles and game's I've owned since I were a nipper.

Be careful not to overdose on nostalgia when watching...
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooo!
I fell completely into the nostalgia trap I'm afraid.
 (Mr1Zillion&1, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent! Love it...
that's real gangsta!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post cracking

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my gosh
that is a gold sack filled with platinum win. Nice handle on the bars by the by.
 (Cosmic Gypo SometimesyouhavetoBitetheDog, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this.

(Cap'n, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That makes me smile.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent, Good work!
Click
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
though i never thought to do that with the fan on oblivion, damn
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Absolutely superb. Has to go in the newsletter. "GTA3 made me inclined to kill repeatedly"!
 (eagle-eye, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking fantastic. :)

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a thing of beauty.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that.................is.................FUCKING IMMENSE MAN!!!!
awesome nostalgia and some feckin mad lyrical skillage!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good lord
Probably the best I MADE THIS! I've seen on /links!
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely feel to that
especially the chorus.

Nicely done.
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely brilliant
So good i delurked for a woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! CongoJoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant...
big old click and a woo for good measure!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Cracking work!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Click
My goodness, that is undoubtedly one of the best things ever. EVER. Good work!
 (I grew it myself, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you.
This was amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on
Like that a lot! Have a click!
 (The Yongy Bongy Bo brought to you in glorious monochrome, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
thanks for that, made my day!!
 (Vox00, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
That was pure brilliance.
 (Wadey1967, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to open up more accounts
So that I can click I like this over and over again...
THAT Was AWESOME.
 (Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post that's top work

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely brilliant
Loved it
 (I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantabulous
Do you have a large beard?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post mmm, i like
damn good
 (Heggy, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, after this, I reeally want to play quake again...
maybe without using rocket jumping and similar tricks...

nah.
 (venort apparently exists, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post same for me
but with Driver. I fucking loved that gam. Especially the clitch where hitting the roof of cars together caused you to fly for miles. That was soooooo much fun!

very very woo song btw
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucking excellent.
I have points to make

1. MP3 please
2. you are going to be very famous if you keep doing stuff of this quality
3. I hate you because you sound like i thought i would sound when i did myspace.com/slapdashraps
4. team up with tom milsom/hexachordal from this site, you could do ace things.
5. How come you've been on this site for yearsw and suddenly dropped it casually into conversation that you're brilliant?

I'm reporting this to a couple of gaming websites,and I'm probably not the only one. Enjoy the calm tonight, becayse within 2 days, you're going GLOBAl baby!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking ace
Can someone please tel;l me where the sample of the string sting is from. Sounds like it could be Isaac Hayes or possibly Lalo Schiffrin...

Please help
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post fudking awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Your talent is amazing
this is wonderful just purely wonderful.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post that...
that is SUPERB. wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:10, Reply)
This is a link post The History of Visual and Special Effects in Film
A site that goes from the first use of a motion camera to modern day sci-fi classics from which I learned: Sound, colour, stereo and even multichannel sound were about experimentally way before you would think (try the 1920s!) and just about all the 'firsts' of cinema history that you think you know about are probably wrong!

Also being a fan of old special effects movies I've got about 6 new ones I'm looking out for on DVD now.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good link, cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post An awful lot of audio and video technology that exists today as 'new'
has, as you say, been around for a lifetime.

One of the first films to use multichannel was Disney's Fantasia and Binaural recording was discovered by Alan Blumlein, who is also well known for developing modern day radar as we know it. All invented long ago before the shit we see in Curry's shop floor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Cracking find!
Why isn't this on the popular page?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post Bear Fluffs
In the Kamchatka region of Russia are on the rather friendly side and will go fishing and for walkies with humans.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that because of all the dumped nuclear reactors?

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What!?
Really!? :o
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, sorta yes.
Obviously the two miners they ate last July (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,390048,00.html) may disagree, but who are they to judge?
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:42, Reply)

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