*looks for video footage of a tumour ridden aardvark* ;D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:59, Reply)
Teeth growing through your skin and over your lips is going to feature very heavily in Paris and Milan shortly.
gah.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:59, Reply)
in the transportation chamber from The Fly
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:08, Reply)
If you get up to Chapter 2 she give you a stick that makes their heads explode.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:21, Reply)
Kill it with flaming shithammers!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:47, Reply)
"...extraordinarily ugly by our standards, but they themselves are blind, so they presumably don't care."
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:54, Reply)
I know that all I ever seem to post is atheist stuff. Tough. This is funny.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, Reply)
Although I didn't quite get some bits, because of my lack of Godliness- like the one about punching your dad, and buying an Uzi, and injecting dogs with mad-drug, and buring down an orchard, and throwing people in a blast funress and cutting off your son's wanking hand. If this is in the bible, I quite want to read this bit.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, Reply)
Q11 answer d - if i ever play golf, that will be my explanation for any cool shots i may play. this is very unlikely, golf = boring
you should post this on some christian/catholic forums for trolling purposes. see how forgiving they are towards you for mocking their one true religion
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:32, Reply)
don't get me wrong, i'm not religious, i'm also not anti-religious. this is anti-religiosu and therefore, IMHO, unneccesary.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:36, Reply)
...was constructive balanced, fair and necessary
:-)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:44, Reply)
i must admit my reply was a bit pissy (i'm just in a mood 'cos of my w*rk) but these sort of things seem just a pointless as evangelical religion.
It seem like the idea is that whoever shouts their believes loudest and in the rudest manner possible is right.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)
you might get fired if you're a 16 year old girl.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:01, Reply)
Anything that takes the piss out of Godbangers is fine in my book.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:50, Reply)
would you find something made by a religious nut, but flipped so that the questions were based on faith (instead of common sense/science) and were anti-science equally as relevant?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:01, Reply)
... if the questions are done well, then I don't see the problem.
It's a big "if".
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:08, Reply)
i'm partly pissy cos of work, but mostly because i see these sort of things all the time. my "atheist" friends e-mail them to me and it just seems to fuck up their own argument.
they only get pissed off with religion because it's shoved in your face, and religious nuts always believe they're right, but when i start getting the same thing from people who profess to have no religious beliefs, it starts to smack a little bit of childish "my belief is better than your belief" one-upmanship bollocks.
Granted, this quiz did make me chuckle a little.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:18, Reply)
... He refuses to describe himself as an atheist, because belief in god strikes him as being so senseless that it's not worth the wasted time.
I think that there's a lot to that.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:22, Reply)
But this quiz is not clever, most of the ideas he suggests can be explained away fairly reasonably by christians and it's sniping tone won't serve to make any religious people think about their assumptions.
There are plenty of holes in Christian philosophy, try focusing on them rather than just making 'God is mean, not that he exists or anything' type questions.
For example, the one about the number of people at christ's tomb was a good question.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:00, Reply)
is precisely what i mean. it uses it's own set of values to attempt to dis-prove someone elses set of values. ultimately working at cross-purposes.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:02, Reply)
Moral outrage won't work to prove the atheists' point. However, it does work against the kind of fundie who thinks - mistakenly - that you need god for morality, and that Christian (or Islamic, or whatever) morality is the same as morality period - and it works by showing that Christian (or Islamic, or whatever) morality, interpreted strictly, is counterintuitive. So if you want to keep your intuitions, then you have a problem.
Remarkably few mainstream believers, I've found, will bite the bullet and ditch their intuitions. They prefer to think that their god agrees with them, rather than the other way around.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:06, Reply)
Were I to come across a genuinely funny - and by that I mean perceptive and well-written - joke by fundies at the expense of atheists, I'd probably post that.
However, "funny" and "perceptive" are two adjectives that I can't recall ever having used in relation to the god-squad. "Prissy", "hypersensitive", "blinkered" and "mendacious", on the other hand...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:02, Reply)
you're funny...all the adjectives you used can be used for over-sensitive atheists as well..nice one!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:44, Reply)
The best way to deal with religion is to ignore it. Dawkins seems to be the progenitor of the current atheism circle-jerk, and it's getting tiring.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:01, Reply)
A strange looking cat has been causing a stir at a veterinary hospital in America.
The cat's name is Ugly Bat Boy and he is bald apart from a furry chest.
Dr. Stephen Bassett was given the cat by a client and says Ugly is happy with the attention he attracts at his surgery in Exeter, New Hampshire, in the USA.
Hospital staff say the curious cat can scare and mesmerise people.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:39, Reply)
At time it look like they are being fired from his cock.
'ningles /links
clicky linky embeddy not worky.
NSFW due to dodgy ads and stuff.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:30, Reply)
strange because jw player is the best player out there.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:39, Reply)
this might be the way to revert your prized possessions to their former glory.
Not tried it myself but some may find it useful.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:34, Reply)
Flying Polyps! What's with all the HP Lovecraft stuff lately. Is R'lyeh surfacing or something?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:00, Reply)
Thank you sir!
And have this in continuation - bit.ly/eK99e
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:07, Reply)
Cthulhu is just turning over in his eon long sleep
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:40, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0Gqt8VRKk&feature=related
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:04, Reply)
Buy it now price: £1,000.00. Hand signed "Jade xxx" in black ball point pen.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:27, Reply)
so they still get a very healthy markup. Still, £500 to cancer research is better than nowt.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:34, Reply)
which I suppose is a *good* thing.
Unless they ninja edited it.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:12, Reply)
Checked earlier and it was 50% - money grabbing tossers.
Also, small deduction may apply seems a bit of a get out clause
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:14, Reply)
pages.ebay.co.uk/ebayforcharity/help.html#how-much-reaches-charity - The company who takes the money from the buyer and gives it to the charity take a cut. I figured it would only be a dollar or two, but for this listing their fee would be $105.50. That's disgusting!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:35, Reply)
Buy an iPhone app called Shivering Kittens and $1 will go to the ASPCA.
Save the kittums!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:42, Reply)
www.bestfriends.org/aboutus/
$1 won't save the kittens from being
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:06, Reply)
Id want my donation to help the animals in my country not the US. Not that I have anything against American animals at all, its just that I want my donation to help my local fluffies. Its a nice idea though :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:39, Reply)
they de-claw in allot of places in america just so they can lock the little furry bastard indoors.
Fucking yanks... I'd rather donate to Narwalls
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:36, Reply)
which I never heard of in Europe.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:07, Reply)
you could adopt a cat from a shelter LIKE I DID
*smugs*
But anyway, every little bit helps. Better a dollar than nothing.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:23, Reply)
technically i think my description is accurate, but not in the way we want it to be.
straight to the image for those who don't like wurds:
www.santacruzsentinel.com/portlet/article/html/imageDisplay.jsp?contentItemRelationshipId=2320400
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:38, Reply)
I dont think thats true.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:52, Reply)
I have many happy memories of this music :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:26, Reply)
Everyone should listen to "jack to the sound" right now
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:31, Reply)
Pilot turns to catch a glimpse of a passing UFO.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:14, Reply)
I'm not flaming your work, but it does just look like a co-pilot looking at another plane, just like the plane he's in.
Maybe they're on training maneuvers?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:20, Reply)
Can you enlarge the object at all? Were you in the plane at the time?
Edit: Ahh I see!!! I thought by 'I made this' you meant you took the vid not put the flying thing in it. In that case I think you did a good job cos I just assumed it to be real footage of some flying object passing by :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:21, Reply)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:21, Reply)
how did you do it, what tool etc?
i really want to make a godzilla stomping around my local...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:21, Reply)
i used Adobe After Effects to composite/track a UFO cutout from Photoshop.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:31, Reply)
i do photshop not so bad, and i've made a couple of vids in premiere, but it was really hard work.
i even bought an intel box as i was told premiere is not stable on an amd.
it's not stable on an intel either as i expensivly found out :0( i'm loathed to buy a mac.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:37, Reply)
Loads of free tutorial vids here: www.videocopilot.net/
Also, whoever told you AMD's are unstable is an idiot. Intel are slightly faster and more expensive, thats about it.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:40, Reply)
i've always loved amds for bieng faster for games but runnign hotter.
then intel squeaked thorugh on the speed.
having said that, the last time i bought adobe photoshop, adobe specifically stated that AMD was not supported.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:18, Reply)
subdued Japanese reactions
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:57, Reply)
but still very watchable.
when it came out, my local sushi train put up a sign saying no photography.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:22, Reply)
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=491A3Xecwxs
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:45, Reply)
oddly amusing. I like the way that most reactions are a kind of low key suspicion...
And as for the chefs? You fucking RUINED their video, you killjoys!!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:32, Reply)
Its what I would have done :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:49, Reply)
but I've never been a place like this.
Buildings kinda tall and people kinda small and everybody eats alot of fish....
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)
and I managed to catch a women picking her nose and studying her finger. Doesn't everyone do this?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:41, Reply)
that by the time it goes round the first corner pretty much everyone knows that it's coming,and they just do their best to ignore it....making for a very boring long video.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:11, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YquiwQqcBkc
I'm interested in a sort of born in hell collaboration.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:13, Reply)
The spirit of Cheech and Chong is alive and well!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:25, Reply)
The sleepy town of Vassalboro, Maine, just celebrated the opening of the Grandview Topless Coffee Shop, where its shirtless waitstaff of seven women and three men (who were selected out of 150 applicants) serve up pricey java ($3) and cheap thrills (free if you're over 18).
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:06, Reply)
I think it should be marked nsfw out of equality...
*burns his gurdle*
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:25, Reply)
Ronseal: .....Possible GC as well.
Having said THAT though, I think the kid
at 00:43 does herself PROUD.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:31, Reply)
She was the best I reckon! Looked a bit mad, but made me giggle.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:50, Reply)
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