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This is a link post mr.dogshit™ - 10 song Prodigy Mash-up I made this!
GC says no haha :p

Anyway, best "watch" in 720p otherwise the sound quality is shite!

EDIT: Awwww, thanks peeps :') you're very kind (especially as it's a repost)
So to celebrate my new piercing here's the 170bpm version (but still 90 seconds long):
www.b3mused.com/audios/323/10-song-prodigy-mash-up-%28170bpm-version%29.html
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
nicely done! You should turn it into a 10-minute mix or something though I kept wanting all of those songs to drop!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
www.b3ta.com/links/497547
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post noice one

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post thenk yao

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Chuffing fabulous

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Steam trains are indeed fabulous
ta :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
clickerty click :0)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post thankety thanks
I just thought, I wonder if Terry Wogan has ever uttered the phrase "wankety wank"?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Aceness!
As above, I wanted that to go on longer. click.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post :P
www.b3ta.com/links/497547
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fabulous!

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Herb Alpert's Taxi driver
Therb Alpert's Taxi driver
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post well well
clever boy
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post one more "well" and you'd have sounded like a copper and aint that the troof guv'ner!
anyways, thank you very much :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Clickety
Click.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post A second clickety click
cheersery cheers (doesn't quite work, but you get the idea) :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post cliclkety clack.
awesome. now make it longer.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I may well just do that.
:)

oh, and ta muchly
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post loving that :)

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers matey :)

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
thats excellent... i thought it was gonna be 10 all at once and sound liek something dave posts. thank fuck not.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
you naughty bugger.

soz for laughing Dave! :p
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post that was fucking awesome

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers you
:D
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post doog yrev

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ris uoy knaht
(:
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimeh thats a lot of work!
Excellent, thanks.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
This is a link post Perhaps the polis should have tried this last week with that Raol guy.
Might have ended a bit different like.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
What they should have done is shot him dead on first sight. 'merkin style.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Or snipe the gun from his hands like in this video...

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Shooting the gun out of his hand!
just like in those family-friendly action movies!


Well done 'merrrkins.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Or shoot the guy in the head?
Like those gung-ho over dramatised 'merkin movies.

Am I the only one who sees the benifit and genius behind this video.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post no, i did too
hence 'well done merrrkins'. No sarcasm in that statement.

If that happened in the UK, people would sympathise with the gunman because of the nasty shock they gave him, and the fact that they broke his favourite gun. They also threw him off that comfy chair and probably spilled his beer, which he never got to finish.

Bastard govverment police. We shud set up a faecbook groop for him lol!!111
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoops my bad...
sorry.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The Spanish technique is less refined
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yoUaH6wGLs
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite effective
Nevertheless!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)
This is a link post The Bee Gees- How Deep is Your Love( Death Metal Version )
Might be old but I can't get it out of my head, so I'm going to inflict it on the rest of you.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 2:16 ftw!
Hobbitses!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It burns it freezes it bites!!

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha Robin sounds great

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This is a link post I'm trying to de-cypher this headline, but just can't...
...maybe it's because it's the Daily Fail...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post daily mail checklist:
shit story? check.

sexy picture of man/woman? check.

pic of scary burkha? check.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a link post Double Rainbow - Double GTI
oh my... nice spoof!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post am i the only one
who thinks the double rainbow video is a bit shit?

it's someone watching an episode of rainbow whilst having an orgasm? it's basically bungle's weekend when the missus is shopping.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get the double rainbow stuff either.
It does seem a bit shit.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats a double rainbow?

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post that it is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)
This is a link post Me and My Pet Scout Walker I made this!
Meet 'Scouty', my pet Scout Walker. He loves to play 'sticky'. He's great with kids and gets on well with other Scout Walkers. I've got him fairly well trained although he likes to chase after speeder bikes.

I hope you all enjoy this, it took forever to make.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
If Star Wars was made in Yorkshire :-)

*clicks*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post its a lot like
that really good one with the starwars robot pet that was viral...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The AT-AT one?
The AT-AT Day Afternoon video by Patrick Boivin is incredible. I was still making mine when his came out. That guy is one clever chap.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Great :D

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Gets a click
for the Wilhelm Scream
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
OK so its not sheep/toast grade effects, but it is funny as fuck.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post oh that's lovely
really enjoyed it!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Tv Cream - for those of a `certain age`(above 25), I believe you will spend a good while looking through this place
rather well put together site about old telly (as long ago as the 80`s and even further back to the dark days of the 70`s)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post this site has been going for at least 10yrs
good resource for TV memories though.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I had long since thought it had bitten the dust
glad to see its still up and running.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved this site, until they took down the MP3's of the TV Theme tunes
If anyone happened to grab them ..... wink wink ......
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post In a fit of forward thinking
for this very moment, I downloaded 59 of 'em in about 1999.
31Mb's worth of joy.

Hypothetically, if one wanted to share a file of this size what would be the best way of doing so?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post Pull your.....
eyes out... time
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post erm..
the one on the right is dressed as a werepig
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post you mean a pigmanbear?

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll raise you
dailycostume.com/archive/runningaway/
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Tifa has let herself go a bit.
www.cosplay.com/costume/123674/

/FFVII blog
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)
This is a link post The GoBots Unintentional sex scene
it is safe for work though
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He loved it
...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
I used to have that black robot that was bumming him.

Cant remember what car he turned into though....
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post A Bummer (Hummer)

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I Spit on Your Gearbox?
hahahahaha!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god
I'll be seeing that in my nightmares now
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)
This is a link post Cat wants cake, can't get past invisible forcefield.
Frustration and fluffeh times ensure.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG the static build up!
That cat must have enormous coulombs now.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
This is a link post Part one of the very first episode of `the adventure game`
I remember watching this when I was a child (7 at the time) and I still love it.

for those too young to know of this simply great show, heres the wiki.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventure_Game
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell I'd forgotten about this, it was mental
Will watch this later
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that show :D

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wah-hey!
Also, don't pander to "those too young to know of" the adventure game: Damn those young whipper-snappers, don't know they're born, poncing round with their tamagotchis and deeley-boppers. Try explaining to them about the good old days of dial-up-speed pornography....wi-fi....iPhones....*dribbles* *tugs catheter free*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post say what sonny?
when I was just a lad , this was all fields.

etc
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wahey!
I used to love this. Only a nipper when it was one, which made it all the more wonderfully bizarre. Talking plants anyone?

Awesome music too
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to be able to do a fantastic impression of that.
You'll have to take my word on that.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch out
for the VORTEX!!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post doogy rev

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved this show.

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post Farty Bum - Toilet Humour at it's best I made this!
I wrote this site after a few Stellas. Lots of Fart humour (farting keyboard etc). Turn the speakers up..... Designed to look like it was created by a ten year old, not sure it doesn't just look like it was created by Stella.........
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:25, Reply)
This is a normal post How wonderfully purile

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
This is a link post Big Fish, little fish cardboard box
UK's biggest ever goldfish caught.
Out of interest; does anyone know what goldfish taste like?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 6:21, Reply)
This is a normal post nah
it just slipped straight down
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 6:30, Reply)
This is a normal post We're gonna need a bigger boat

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
boat plastic bag
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They taste like fish surprisingly enough

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No they don't
they taste like gold.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post spammer deleted - user banned
Recover data from memory card lost due to improper device handling, power failures, virus attack and other similar reasons.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 5:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder how long this stays up?

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 5:44, Reply)
This is a normal post We could spend the time until it happens coming up with new insults for dickheads like this?
I'll start.
Get off my /links you cunt huffing cum sponge!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 6:15, Reply)
This is a normal post But, but...
how are we going to learn how to recover data from memory card lost due to improper device handling, power failures, virus attack and other similar reasons?
You haven't thought this through!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me or are there more
SPAMMING CUNTS

nowadays?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 3/10
See me in my office :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post wait, I can do better!

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Raoul Moat's
gay boyfriend!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Topical!
7/10
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You've got shitty shoes on
Yer shitty shoed bastard
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Evidence required.
Show your results in graph form
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off
you fucking fucked fuck fucker!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucked fuck fucker!?
Are they like Kwik Fit Fitters?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Raoul Moat's gay boyfriend
with Jimmy Savilles rancid cum dripping from your distended arse while I watch on vigorously masturbating!


...no wait a minute!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall reply with...
Donkey-Raping Shit-Eater.

An oldie but a goodie (not like Bill Oddie). Thankyou.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post oh sod off you...
you.... you.... Piers. Morgan.

That's right. I went there.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off you fuckity fucking fuck fucker.
oh, some one beat me to my own saying. The bastard.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzzah to you all!
In conclusion; fuck!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)
This is a link post Mel Gibson going mental. just incase you havent heard em yet.
Probably been posted but dont have time to check. First person to shout Glasscock gets buried in the rose garden.

Part 2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mtOaQxyKY&feature=channel
Part 3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcJcDMUD7bk&feature=channel
Part 4 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rpP1mg4MsU&feature=channel

(P.S. ARRGH! my nipples! they hurt when I twist them)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 4:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ill say it,
its the glassiest of cocks....
there, go on, bury me in the rose garden.
but you will blow me first!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 5:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *fetches spade*

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 5:11, Reply)
This is a normal post runs away very very fast

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 5:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Parts 3 and 4
were new to me. I like the bits when he just makes noises.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
This is a link post Alright, Who would you not be ashamed of having sex with now?
I would have to say Sporty followed closely by Ginger (though she's not as Redheaded any more. :-(
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 3:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Still would
All of them.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 3:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *Pssst*
I would too, but those are my top two choices.

CHOOSE!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post F*ckitt
Mel C and Gerri... not fussy at all
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 3:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *Fives*

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 4:16, Reply)
This is a normal post For me, (in order)
Bunton, C, Halliwell, Beckham, B (mostly because B looks like everyone else just farted).

Though from a "back-in-the-day" point of view it wouldn't be much different I suppose - as back then it would have been:

Bunton, B, C, Halliwell, Beckham.

*runs back into the lurking shadows*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember having a soft spot for the footballer your name must have come from, much kudos for it.
But even back then it was C, Halliwell, despite my notorious love of Redheads.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 4:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder
what that X beside the scary one is? buried treasure?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 5:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The best place to stand and judge all their arses collectivley.

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 5:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that you're all that likely to read this
But it'll be a 'marker', where the subject is asked to stand to be photographed. They probably had a few celebs photo'd in front of that thing that day.

EDIT: Now with added smile :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *sets it up*
what order would you do the spice girls in?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 6:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Why has ginger got 4 feet?

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I always said Mel C was the best
and I stand by it
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I came to this opinion over my two criteria, a) does she like rock? and b) would she look good bringing me a tea in an oversized shirt+panties combo?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to quite fancy Geri Halliwell until a mate said she looked like a drag act
Think it was the Union Jack dress that confirmed it.

Anyway, Emma Bunton for me.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post would, all of them, at once,
except for posh, who looks like a stick figure breastfeeding two M&Ms.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I have always had a thing for posh.
Many a carrot waxed over her.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to be greedy
So I'll just crawl all over Mel B.

Posh's boobs look like blisters.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I know I'm in a minority here,
but it's always been Vicky for me.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
This is a link post Moving interview with PC David Rathband NSFW
I know it's a Sun video, but there is no shoddy journalism here. There's something about the way this guy tells it that really got to me. What a thoroughly decent chap, all the best to him and his family.

To see any admiration for RM sickens me.

NSFW due to 'being shot in the face' images.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^All of the above
I never thought I'd click the likey button for a Sun link, but just have done.
RM was a fuck up and the mouth-breathing simpletons who think he's a legend are sumbags. End of.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

My heart goes out to the copper and also to the guy that Moat killed.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 3:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^I cannot agree with this more^
*tries not to lose temper*
I mean, what the FUCK is wrong with this country? The fact that people can admit admiration for a child-beating murderer with a string of nasty, anti-social offences; immediately after he murdered (and attempted to kill)- I just simply cannot understand.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Also, someone needs to piss on the flowers left for Moat.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i was thinking the same thing.
or leaving a bag of horseshit with a 'no condolences' card in the top.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post PC is very lucky to be alive
I know that's no consolation for being shot twice, but it could have easily resulted in death. Get well soon
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post first time click for a Sun link.
Moat was a cowardly cunt.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
"Pitiful, hate-filled, sad little oxygen-thief" is the line I'm going with.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post Onslow saying 'Oh Nice'
Ronseal
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 2:20, Reply)
This is a link post So Nawty Step Me!

I know b3ta frowns on shock sites but I couldn't resist. Try getting sleep after watching this.......

Cheers
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy Fuck!
My eyeeeeees.

Ban this sick filth!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Herp, Derp?
By the way, I really am gutted I missed attending that Melbourne bash, but I was broke as fuck. When I'm heading back out that way, is it ok to gaz you to set a bash up?
*Puppy-dog-eyes*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 3:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah

No sweat.

Cheers
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 4:06, Reply)
This is a normal post look at the camera
not the screen you fucking twerp
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 4:27, Reply)
This is a normal post it's like
someone stuck goggle eyes and lipstick on their fist to make a face.

does she like tacos and burritos?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post If pixie designers worked for Ikea
...then all the things in your kitchen would sound like this when you used them.

FINE COLLECTION OF CURIOUS SOUND OBJECTS from Georg Reil on Vimeo.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:08, Reply)

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