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This is a link post Spider nom noms
Mosquito-eating spider loves stinky feet. *checks slippers*. squeeam.
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen some of that footage before
is it really really from the atomic cannon, or is this just a load of footage mashed to make it seem more impressive?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume it's real
but it's just a guess so my opinion is worthless :)
 (Leemondus, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Not real...
...that is Big Bertha, a Germerman gun, definitely a mash up.
 (Hugh Jambton Wun Hung Lo's mate, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post No it is real, its called Atomic Annie

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought it was
Nuclear Nigel
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's on wikipedia, so it must be true
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M65_Atomic_Cannon
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post also:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_%28nuclear_device%29
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post There was an atomic cannon
However there's a cut between the firing and the detonation. You can see the vertical rocket trails used to measure the shockwave, but you never see the rockets fire.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post More from the American DOD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2RO6lo84Hc
 (confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post bunnies at 1:11
this makes me very cross.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)
This is a link post No *this* is a Firework Fail
Reminded of this from the video down there...
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy mother of god!!
: D awesome.
and the sounds, camera shake!!!! lol
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The bit at 30 seconds is spectacular.
Demolition experts should start including fireworks in their explosions as they look far more impressive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed.

(chocolatelemming, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
6 civilians were killed in the blast but it was a lovely mix of Roman Candles and Catherine wheels on the horizon in Basra.

It might work
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think this can be described as a fail though

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it can
As I'm not sure that when they were filling out the planning application, they included the line "plus it'll look really pretty when the factory is exploding."
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)
This is a link post Make Your Fruit Fizzy at home
All you need is:

-16 Oz paintball cylinder (or a more proper CO2 tank if you happen to have one)
-Gas Regulator
-Household water filter housing
-Some hose
-Toggle or ball valve
-Miscellaneous fittings to hook it all up
-Fruit
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)
This is a link post Those Are Crappy Names For A Waste Department.
Epic win by the people of Austin.
 (photoben, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
an excellent name
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a link post Moby!
I'm not sure if I think Moby is uber kewl or just an idiot begging to be stabbed in the night... for the moment I'm thinking he's a nice guy who probably should lock his doors at night!!
 (I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post there was a load of interesting stuff on that album of his which sold shitloads
about corporations and so on. interesting stuff and quite a rant. also was kinda stunned to hear him cover Joy Division on same album...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post thar she blows

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Strange as it may sound, I've had a twinge of sympathy for him for the last nine years
'cos as if being classed as one of the music industry's main nerds isn't
bad enough, his birthday's September 11th. When he's trying to celebrate
the rest of America's mourning.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless he planned it as a publicity stunt,
that subsequently got slightly out of hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant.
if we were talented like on main board we would have a collage of moby's head on hulk hogan's body about now... *imagines*
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post Gaben
In the style of 'Stan' by Eminem.
(MrQaz, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:37, Reply)
This is a link post Don't Panic show you how to make the same utterly useless Blue Pete 'bomb detectors' the British government is helping to sell to foreign security services NSFW I made this!
Freedom of Information requests made by Don’t Panic can reveal that UK Trade and Investment Defence & Security Organisation, which reports jointly to Mr Hague in the Foreign Office and Mr Cable at the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills, has been helping a British company called Global Technical to sell fake bomb detectors all around the world.
 (0rchid, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Also of interest:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/8471187.stm

The bit I hate the most is that the cuntrag selling them is a Brit. I thought, as a nation, that we were better than that. Furthermore, it seems since that report that all the company's done is change names.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post you thought that britain,
home to companies that sold cluster bombs and land mines til they were banned, sold electro-stun batons until they were caught and a variety of weapons to oppressive regimes (like mubarak's egypt), was better than that?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(her, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post We, as a nation, were just too obsessed with other things
to care it seems.

Honestly, why did it take them 10 years to get onto these guys.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post has been in Private-Eye magazine
years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
"The training manual for the device says it can even, with the right card, detect elephants, humans and 100 dollar bills."

Very handy if you've lost an elephant.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You might wanna label that as NSFW
what with the photo of people lying dead next to an exploded car bomb n stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Reading this
Then seeing the 'I made this' marker made me feel suspicious. I may just call MI5.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post and a guy in a dress will be sent out to investigate
or is that MI6?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You are of course assuming that user Orchid interacts/reads comments.
(which I'm guessing by his profile he doesn't)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Apologies, good call - edited!
 (0rchid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)
This is a link post Huge firwork explosion
Oh..Shit
(redflame, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

(chocolatelemming, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*********!!!!
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I love b3ta's links board
- it's just like liveleak only 3 days ago

(only without the popups and less nazis).
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post this clip is SK from a few days ago
(just to restore Nazi quotadom!!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Its a form of cheap time travel :P
 (I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Same with reddit
but it's usually the case that the cream floats to the top where us interweb connoisseurs know how to appreciate the best of binary :-p
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's
*fewer* nazis
 (Smale is stuffed, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post Delicious

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post nom nom nom...

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF
Crikey!
 (RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly can't think of a logical thing to say about that!
Pick nose, fair enough.

But Klingon Nibbling?! Giz a kiss, lady!
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe she has some tasty snacks down there!
no pocket like natures pocket!
 (I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Keeping it classy

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post oh no!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post no
please no! why?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post bumnuts!

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Give her a break! She just has a packet of Spangles hidden down there, that's all.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yum I love scabs
 (I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Frazzles

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post Peeder Jigson's Video Diary Pt 3
More behind the scenes insights from the making of The Hobbit with director Peeder Jigson
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)
This is a link post The horrible truth about the Olson twins
By the way, happy Black History Month.
(Lightbulb Grease, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)
This is a link post Squatters evict journalist from their "property"
Kind of like Julian Assange protesting that details of his court case got leaked.

EDIT: There is a video, its not all boring writing and news and that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really...

(McCrack, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post this^

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i bet the neighbours are really pissed off about this.
I'd hate it if Guy Ritchie moved in next door
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)
This is a link post BARF

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
singing hymns has a similar effect on me
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post that
has turned a shitty day into something quiet outstandingly good.
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I like the way he fires a warning shot, and then smiles knowingly when everyone looks at him.

What a trooper!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post scarily pleased
he'll be unloading an automatic pistol into his classmates in 10 years time
 (I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you find this
looking for the projectile vomiting that was on YBF on Saturday?
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)
This is a link post Horrible Story About A Horrible Woman...
... but unfortunate Google Ads after the article.
 (stealthbanana, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

But I didn't see any google ads...
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post "We don't need no
education.... we don't need no... Febreze Mist and Refresh"
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "there's a waft coming from paradise"
may be the best post fart comment ever
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't see the ads either
screen-cap?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post This coffee tastes like shit basil
that's because it is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It tastes excellent...
I buy it here in Jakarta and it's nowhere near the prices that are charged abroad...about US$ 70 per kg and it lasts for ages
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy Shit Balls!
I want some of that cat poo coffee
 (DaemonNinja, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
There was a CSI where they talked about this type of coffee.
 (RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post not just coffee
I no longer touch any food that hasn't been shitted out
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Disgusting
I only eat pure wholesome food, like the boiled egg I had for breakfast.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm!
Boiled chicken periods!

Nomnomnom!

I trust you had it with fingers of baked, yeast-infected wheat flour.
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Listen to the music!
The music proves that it's horrible
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post Midget Kicking

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That hate us for our Freedoms etc
morons
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post In other news
The Rock is back in wrestling if you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 (Fluffster, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)
This is a link post And now... Iron Maiden 'The Trooper' - The Bossa Nova version.

Even... FUCKING.... BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha much better

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Rehfeldt is a god
he can even make a Rickroll listenable.
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I like his death metal Conway Twitty
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the LRS version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJTcCjwe4SA
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:37, Reply)
This is a link post Motorhead 'Ace of Spades.' - the Broadway Musical version.

Strangely good.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:52, Reply)
This is a link post Is this blazer ok for a wedding guest?
So I have a summer wedding to attend. I know the bride and grrom because they are my girlfriends flatmates.
I bought this blazer from bananarepublic because it was on sale and I loved it but never really had anything to wear it to.
Do you think that would be ok to wear as a guest? I know the groom is wearing a simple suit, I don't want to be overdressed. I love the blazer,what do u think about it?
 (faceface2012, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you should go in a boiler suit and a hockey mask
whilst carrying the 14" carving knife you got them as a wedding gift.
 (I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
So u ever wearing that kind of clothes for a wedding?
 (faceface2012, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they pay you for spamming this stuff?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post

I concur:

However, I do actually recommend wearing JUST the blazer whilst masturbating furiously throughout the ceremony. As an extra touch, scream the words 'DEEP ANAL' over and over and over.

Then, a good touch would be to flick your semen at the bride whilst spraying yourself liberally with lighter fluid.

Scream 'THIS IS FOR THE OPPRESSED OF YEMEN' and run out of the church on fire.

Oh, and if you can somehow manage a final wank whilst burning to death in the street, give it a go. It's a lovely touch.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Wear wide bottomed trousers and pour petrol over your wedding gear.
Set fire to yourself...

I hear Flares and Blazers are back in fashion......

Spamming fuckwit!
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
so it has out of fashion alrealdy?
 (faceface2012, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Idiot!

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard these blazers are made by children
from children.

CHILD BONES.

Comfortable child bones. You cant go wrong with a de-boned child. Hell, a boned child is a paedo's dream, right?

*goes to sleep on an advertising high*
 (I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:01, Reply)
This is a normal post arf

(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post they have more fashion sense over at /talk
i suggest you ask them, and they will be happy to help :)
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
/talk is the place you go for advice. They're very free with it. Just tell them you're a friend of mine. They'll look after you....


cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
anyway, thanks for your advice.
 (faceface2012, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *Head Desk*

(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's good advice.
pfftttt!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post As this is a bit lost to spam
I hope people don'tmind if I add in my bit of spam too.

I am now letting people use lots of my music for free for any projects (including commercial ones) from my website www.cameronmusic.co.uk.

I'm sorry to be a spammer but I could really do with the help spreading the word and at least I am offering things for free.

Ta

Also have a free pearoasted link of a theme tune for the links board nazis what I wrote for your trouble.

cameronmusic.co.uk/dl/linknazis.mp3
 (alc http://www.cameronmusic.co.uk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Spam fritters. Nom.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post you should
get a crotchless superhero costume with RAPEMAN written on the back.
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post $198 dollars for that peice of shit?!
go to a charity shop, you'll get a better suit at less than half the price.
 (I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Do fuck off
there's a good chap
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this link. Best of all the spammers.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post talk to me
you fucking cunt-wart
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

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