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This is a link post Lightning strike

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Default viral title
That's a good catch...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post Glass Cock Bong NSFW
I'm strangely tempted to buy this.
 (I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post As always
The black one is better: www.alibongo.co.uk/catalog/images/cockbong.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post gayshift starts earlier on saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course.
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Pisser Cam NSFW
Just what we've all been waiting for. The worlds first Hi-Definition streaming web cam with sound pointing at an open air street urinal in Amsterdam.
(now available for iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch)
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post By "streaming", I assume you mean...
They have/ had these things in Manchester city centre (I'm not sure if they're still there); I can't help thinking that if I was the kind of exhibitionist who'd take a piss in the middle of the street they wouldn't make any difference to my behaviour - and if I was the kind of person who'd prefer somewhere a little more private... well, they wouldn't make any difference then, either.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Just been watching for 5 mins
and Dutch all seem pretty blasé about it.

Fuck me, it's full now and there's a bloody queue
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point.
I myself am in numerous tourists photos when half cut late in the 'dam. I'd rather piss in one of them than in a doorway, and no-one can really see anything anyway.
EDIT: Oh, right by the flower market. Follow the tram lines round to the left and just off the spui is one of my favourite bars in the world. Over 200 beers on the menu, and two pub cats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post you eat cats?

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Every Thursday
Keeps me regular. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post We used to have them in Cambridge on a Friday/Saturday night and I thought they were quite handy
what with every public toilet being fucking closed after 4pm or something silly!

But then they were taken away... probably because the university complained that they didn't want the streets being used as a toilet, so instead people use the streets as a toilet.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You see, I think these are a great idea
But why is it right in the middle of a fucking crossing where people are walking? At least put it off to the side a bit ffs
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of them are
but this is a busy little intersection between squares. There's actually a permanent one just to the right you can't see. The crossing can be avoided easily whereas it would obstruct the pavements all round the outside much more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's so you can see it and have no excuses
It's designed for pissed people who don't really care where they piss
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:24, Reply)
This is a link post here's a new witcher 2 trailer
I hate advertising things for other people (think facebook groups/marketing) but someone might be interested. It's coming out in a few days.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post recomend any good sandbox games?
I'm getting bored with GTA4 and need something as good for free roam
 (Moob moobs, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post mount and blade?
(you can torrent it for free quite easily)

not fire and sword btw, i've never tried that version and the guns feature sounds a little broken. "warband" should be the traditional one.

Edit: OH! and yakuza 4 is worth looking into. if you like gta.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Mount and Blade is good and all
but the add ons are bugged up the arse for me. Also, you should go in knowing that there is absolutely no story line or characterisation. It is pure sandbox. The only one better I can think of is MINECRAFT.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sat 14 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)
This is a link post Following the Julian Asshat thing I posted the other day...
... David Allen Green eviscerates the Wikileaks "confidentiality" document.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting stuff
If not for the content, then for the clear explanation of the reasoning. I've had to pull a few contracts and similar apart in my time so its always good to see exactly how and why these things are applicable.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
That's what I thought. DAG is one of those commentators who manages to be impassioned, reliable, and clear, all at the same time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post Cat and Owl playing
Just say ahh...
(griffin147, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post haha - awesome ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's their pea green boat?

(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that.

(PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post Unlawful Killing - Princess Di - Directed by Keith Allen
Currently being promoted at the Cannes Film Festival.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post And largely funded by Mohamed Al Fayed
I wonder if it'll conclude she was killed by MI6...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Ha
This bothers me about it, I don't trust or like him at all.

I'd still like to see it though, apparently Allen refuses to make about 70 cuts in it to secure a UK distribution deal.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What just because he's a shit, his daughter is a shit, he makes crap...
surely you don't hold his cutting edge reportage against him?

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1386137/Princess-Diana-death-conspiracy-started-crash-says-Unlawful-Killing-director-Keith-Allen.html
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on,
We all know that she was murdered. Although having watched this trailer, I don't know what this has got to do with Kathleen Madigan.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post While not exactly a fan of Phil the Greek,
I still think it's a bit rich trying to slur him as a Nazi when he served in the Royal Navy during WW2. Surely if he had any Nazi sympathies he'd have joined the Kriegsmarine?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a hunch...
But I think she died in a car crash.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed watching this clip
with my tin foil hat on.
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 16 May 2011, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If anyone else but that useless cunt Keith Allen was presenting this.....
I might......might......give them a second to present their evidence.

But as I said, he's just a cunt. Can't stand him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)
This is a link post Battling Banjos
As old as the hills, glasscock to the enth degree, but still fucking brilliant.....
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 14 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb
Just beeding wonderful
 (scubadog, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Martin Tallstrom does an amazing fingerstyle cover of this song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyvMUfLp1zI
 (tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Purdty.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know Tom York could pay banjo!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm compiling my top 50 films as a little diversion with friends at the moment..i'd forgotten about this one. Thanks! (made the hairs on the back of my neck tingle)
 (I helped save b3ta! spitsticker is not working on, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the best
bits of music in a film. Ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Sort of sowed the film
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The funny thing is... the boy was not 'retarded', he was recruited
via a casting at a local school. He did not play the banjo... it was another (now famous) banjo player behind him with his arms around him. I only found this out in the last year. The boy in the clip appeared in another film or two and is, I believe, still around.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He was in the film 'Big Fish' as I recall

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He plays for Man Utd
And married some girl called Colleen as I recall.
 (I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 15 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)
This is a link post I transcribed the lyrics to Serbia's Eurovision entry this year... I made this!
...badly, for work.
(ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Sat 14 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 14 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post some made out of paper.. daft
haha..shadow bummed eh
 (Sherbs, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post very silly
sorry, i posted it on 'the book' and it's spreading already
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be sorry.
Anything that increases Serbia's chances over Blue and Jedders has got to be a good thing.
 (ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post have jedward been
shadow-bummed?
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I would answer that...
...but you know how messy these super-injuctions can get.
 (ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post If only they could find a way to somehow combine this guy's act with Jedward.
He can do eggs and watermelons too apparently. Mental.
 (Unbelievable Gumption Clogging your brain bits with bollocks since 1981., Sat 14 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You want to see him toss Jedward!?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Just after that he described himself as an 'artist'
so they disappeared him. magic.
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably just read this
www.bookride.com/2008/09/cards-as-weapons-by-ricky-jay.html
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)
This is a link post Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - England Teaser
I know it's not everyone's cup of tea, but I found this to be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post War. It never changes.
Or does it?

Incidentally, I've now watched all four teasers that I can find and I find it amusing that they're all in the local languages except the Germany one.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 14 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Local languages...
I didn't know they had an american accent in Paris...
 (Wespel fried french., Sat 14 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Language
Accent

Same thing I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS
Why do the yanks think that Brits speak with plummy accents?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 14 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh yes,
but it does look frightfully exciting what?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ... and think our police sirens still go "neh nah neh nah"?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 14 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The Police sirens don't
but the Fire Brigade's sirens still do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 14 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post or that police still blow whistles.
(like in Bourne Ultimatum)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post because they're thick?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a link post Billy Graves: "The Shag"
John Peel used to play this quite a lot. Go to 0:40ish for one of the best lines in pop history.

I'm going to take a punt on it being SFW; if you're at work and anyone takes offence, then I'm pretty sure the fault lies with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 14 May 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
made my night that has.
 (Pob mk2, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post what is going on in her head
to think that that is appealling? Maybe she doesn't think that at all and cries herself to sleep every night...?
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 14 May 2011, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 'KIN 'ELL

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 May 2011, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 14 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
 (jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 14 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Can Magneto ride a quad like that? NO I TELL YOU, NO!
That prick was fooled by a wooden gun for crying out loud.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 May 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post errrm
magnetic = fat and sweaty
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 14 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post If it works for Ron Jeremy...

(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 14 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw about this in one of the tabloids.
There was a quote saying 'My teenage son was off school that day, He was disgusted".

No, he fucking wasnt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 14 May 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Just what I thought
But then I saw that in the hindustani times so thought it might be more legit.

Ha, googled the quote to see if it was anywhere else. Google say: Did you mean: "My teenage son was at school that day, He was disgusted"

Encouraging parents to lie about their childrens whereabouts, disgraceful!
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 14 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Even overly voluptuous anime characters would say that's too far.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that's no moon!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Good for her.
I bet she's got a massive cock.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post mental

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a link post third person wins a quarter of a million on deal or no deal
incredible episode if you missed it yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 14 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post she kept a cool head....I'm pretty sure I would have took banker's offer ..:)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I just would have kept giggling at Edmonds' sincere face in the heavy makeup and fancy dress
But then again, they all look a bit surreal
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 14 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of...
...but no
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post lies on the internet? whatever next...

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post HDR Panorama of London Aquarium I made this!

An interactive HDR Panorama taken from outside of the London Aquarium.

Best Viewed in Full Screen..
 (jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 14 May 2011, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post woo :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post woo too

(Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Sat 14 May 2011, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post they let you shoot that?
i tried on on an evening there once and london eye security were right on me
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 14 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha - it's true
we were very quick, and we had just been busted shooting outside of the London Eye minutes beforehand :)
 (jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 14 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)
This is a link post As is of course the tradition
What a wonderful day for Canada and therefore of course, the world...
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sat 14 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ban this sick filth!

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 14 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The Human Centipad ep was great too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdR7hCjQNwA
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sat 14 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)
This is a link post i am your grandma
whatevs...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 14 May 2011, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Arggggghhhhhhhhhhh
I am not sleeping tonight.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 14 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont know wether to say
'bad to have a bad uncle' or 'rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit'
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, like a little flower!

(unreliablemonkeybutler, Sat 14 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ...Grandma?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 14 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What if she has a son?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He can have a baby; she will still be grandma

(sbtoronto, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 3:49, Reply)
This is a link post Cats in Tanks

(ElusiveCamel, Sat 14 May 2011, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 May 2011, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This needed a NSFW for swears and gore

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Sat 14 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I just knew those hairless cats were up to something.
(Ace!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 14 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Rats in tanks are responding
www.flickr.com/photos/59255128@N00/4051688252
 (gingrrr, Sat 14 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
That is all
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Sat 14 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:34
WIN
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 14 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post fake!

(Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Sat 14 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell by the pixels

(Haz, Sat 14 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)

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