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This is a link post The Seinfeld 'Soup Nazi' episode.
BUT I'm not showing you the video. I'm asking you to go read the comments on youtube. Wow. Just...Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post if you think that's impressive you should see the argument I''ve been having on youtube for the past two weeks
She wants to have the last word but I won't let her.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 4:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to stop reading them,
As I could feel the beginnings of an explosion of dumb to erase my brain.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:20, Reply)
This is a link post Fucked-up Silence - Splatterkore ambient comp I made this!
Horrid gabber label releases compilation of 'apocalyptic post-party comedown' ambient-type stuff. 's got me on! It's free and really quite good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 2:02, Reply)
This is a link post The Queen's Vajubilee Message
Obscene cutup in which ER rec(o)unts her massive Vajubilee.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post lots of massive cunt.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:51, Reply)
This is a link post Some quality goth gurning with added yodelling
I bloody love these two - see it through they're just lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
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They're hardly goth, but lully video nonetheless :)
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post They have got the backing ALL WRONG
www.b3mused.com/audios/487/lonely-goat.html

Good job I'm here.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i really genuinely enjoyed that.
it felt very live. :D cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I can do far worse!
And think I often have...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You're
hitting notes I didn't even know existed! Well done!

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 2:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm a very very bad pianist! it always sounds better when no one else is there.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a link post Following on from the 100+ shots that will restore your faith in cinema below.....
.....I thought's I'd ping out one of the best opening shots there is: Touch of Evil, Mr Welles.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing shot.
I've never seen that film though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nor have I
But I'm going to.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *Shot
Great film. Except for Charlton Heston as a Mexican.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently it was Heston who insisted that Welles had to direct it

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post By the look of that intro
Heston got something right in that film then.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
From what I know, Heston signed on thinking Welles would direct it but Welles was only originally due to star.
 (cH3$h7846J#7, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post If you like tracking shots, try this one on for size...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=en16i8BY4hI
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
This is a link post what with the German gp coming up this week end why not get in to the mood with a fight?
this time it was Eliseo Salazar and a furious Nelson Piquet, this weekend i predict pastor maldonado and sergio perez and if that fails to materialise then i think it could be Germany Poland for the rematch
bbc linkydinky so if you cant get it tough or get a proxy tunnel and do what every one else does
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh great. The new 'improved' Hockenheim this weekend then.
I may have to be ripping up my carpet or something instead.


I don't see Maldonado and Perez tangling with each other. I could easily see someone like Rosberg or Massa completely losing it with Maldonado though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Maldonado's a bit of a twat.
Admittedly he's won a GP this year and was impressive in GP2 but he's way too cack-handed when it comes to wheel to wheel racing. Maybe he'll improve but he reminds me a bit of Sato. Quick on occasion, brain dead the rest of the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't even have to click the link
it's the one with 'and Salazar is in a crazy maneouver!' at the chicane. I think i was at that race is it 82? Don't watch F1 anymore but it used to be a great sport, not just a sick business/human-rights-crushing enterprise. Hockenheim used to be an amazing track.
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post Bobby mcferrin
Plays the audience. Very impressive.
 (mrbridger2010, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats pretty cool
The idea that the pentatonic is universal is important
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 0:43, Reply)
This is a link post Dolce Vita I made this!
I dun did another remix. An Italo classic this time ;)
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that :D

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a link post Bungle screen test for Jaws
Possible gc, new to me anyway. there's a couple of others. Zippy doing Scarface was ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
amazing
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
excellent edit
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
that's fantastic
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
That's really impressive...and silly :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post crumbs!
ace
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
I really wanted to love that, but I couldn't help think that the costume and voice were wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Very well done!
Bungle always was a useless twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf, but it is wrong bungle.
Not even close to being camp enough.

Also have my first FP.

 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "YOU'RE" GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT - NOT - "WE'RE"
[sigh] every mother-fucking week....
 (I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)
This is a link post Kid caught stealing
I did a lol
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
Peeeeeeeeese!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm calling the cops anyway
nnoooooooooooo
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, I wont tell your dad
I'll just upload the video to youtube for (currently) 26,100 people to see.
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky Coxxy wasn't around,
he'd be lying on the floor in a pool of blood from his fatal gunshot wound.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHHAHAA!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Or pissflaps
lying in a pool of blood from an anal bumshot wound.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yea, he's a fucking cunt.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's clearly self-defence.
You can never tell with scared eight-year-olds. They're capable of anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post At no point did he put down the sweets so he's clearly asking for it.
I have no problems with guns.
They're a work of craft an science and can give power to the powerless.
There's been no greater leveller between the classes since the invention of the longbow.

I just don't trust any cunt to actually own one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post seems kinda wrong to put it on youtube, no?

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
I was thinking that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Posts it on youtube? Nob. I hope someone clears out his whole shop. Not because he posts it on youtube, but because he films horizontally like a cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 1:19, Reply)
This is a link post Back To The Future - Correct Calculations? I made this!
I made a short Back To The Future Parody featuring the car they used for Blue-ray release. We're donating the proceeds to Michael J Fox Foundation.
(I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Does 'spamcunt' still apply
even when it's for charidee?
It feels somewhat harsh, but apt, here.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post dunno
the OP is ok by me
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't the links board for things people have made any more?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely made
but I can't help but think there are better ways to make money for a charity than through Youtube views.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Was tricky as only two of us filming so some shots not as dynamic as I would of liked.
we figured it would be a entertaining way and also you don't really have to spend a penny or do much apart from maybe share to facebook.
 (I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
This smells suspiciously of "Send us viral. Oh, and by the way. It's possible to donate money to charity somehow. So send us viral, and maybe people will do that.;...and give us hits."
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 1:17, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for the greatest film ever made.
IMHO.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty grim, what is it? looks like might sort of film
might my
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Come and See'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_and_See

It would be a bit too high-brow for the likes of Tab Hunter & there's not any kiddie-fiddling scenes, he just wouldn't like it.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent thanks, i've added it to my lovefilm list :)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "H"?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! *cough* Ha haha.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post grumpy gay

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what my tombstone'll say.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post More likely: 'legs Akimbo'

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post with you burried balls deep

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post /bit of sick in my mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 'burried' HAHAAHAHAHAAHA
dictionary.reference.com/browse/burried?s=t
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like the news

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post HE
in a movie and not CGI?
worth a visit
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post but the best movie ever made is The Room
still a great link
 (MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post This one...are you sure?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post a film so bad it became a cult hit because of it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen clips of it,
the trailer actually makes it look quite good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha! Thanks.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Torrent it off your frail old neighbours, Flaps.
It's ace. You'll piss yourself laughing, especially at the ending.
Which the writer/director/lead actor intended as heart-wrenching.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The old bitch's WiFi is kindly downloading it for me right now.
Thanks!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I jealous you are going to
see it for the first time, you are so lucky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I can speak english
I learn it from a book.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you? Did you really?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Uh-oh.
50 shades of grey is back.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What of it?
I saw the rabbit ears you did behind my head in that LOVELY picture of me and you at Pride. I HATE YOU. Picture ruiner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I expected you to call me "50 shades of gay".
Rabbit ears improve ANY photo. Gaz me it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post More like "1 shady gay"

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post PICTURE PICTURE PICTURE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Just sent it you

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No- you sent me a picture of Colin Farrell with a drunk Estelle Getty.
Ah, no....wait.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You are well jel
Crow feet face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post He's such an unattractive old git these days.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Says /links' own Scarlett Johansson

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post oh I've got that one somewhere on DVD
Very good film, not one to cheer you up though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's no Caddyshack.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen the version with Eddie Murphy and Jim Carey.
This one looks funnier though.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Difficult to watch but brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 0:41, Reply)
This is a link post Stanley Clarke - School Days. I've just had a funkgasm
My Christmas list now has the bastard child of a piano and a guitar on it.
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoop whoop
Stan the Man. The best gig I ever saw spoiled by Phillip fucking Bailey
 (I helped save b3ta! Jesus baps Seems to be a bit rubbish, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fortunately the cameraman appears to share your dislike and manages to keep him out of frame for most of the video.

I don't think Stan's gums really help his bass face!
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice...
...Some excellent guitar, keyboard and bass faces in there.
 (Megamoss, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a link post Worf gets DENIED again and again on Star Trek TNG.
poor worf :C hello b3ta
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi
Veet.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post When does Worf get the propellers attached
to his dead stuffed corpse?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a fucking
Praise sandwich in sight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course in most cases it turned out Worf was right.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
No. Worf was just incredibly shit at his job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No he wasn't.
If you watch the full episodes they make more sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a link post What are the most beautiful movies ever made?
I know I posted a corny man and baby link below that got the response I expected, but I wanted to stop watching this, but could not, because I found it compelling.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Good.
But he forgot this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1gSDo9bO2g
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have the same opinion as you
but it's an opinion piece, so you have to go with the flow.

I love this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7_UjZiK23g&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd argue for this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyuTmdCyIrQ but at two minutes it'd take up too much of the video.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Some lovely cinematography there.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, hark at Ken Korda.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have you know that I'm actually a connoisseur of the arts.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You dropped this:
"f"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks you ucker.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "KICK HIM IN THE HEART!"

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I aint lost my faith!
Some nice choices in there, I enjoyed that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more "tograhphy"

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post why is hitler loading the film at the start?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
But I wish that they'd only use one clip from each film- or even from each director. As much as I love Tarsem it's a bit grating to have 4 shots from The Fall when they could be including shots from Black Narcissus or Vertigo or something.

Nice to see Onibaba again. :-)
 (Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No one's mention the Man With A Movie Camera opening?

Saw the Cinematic Orchestra perform that album to the movie at the Roundhouse. It was awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Prometheus at 2:50
One of the Makers seeds life on Earth by drinking the mutagenic poison, which dissolves him almost completely - just a few fragments of DNA remain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 5:48, Reply)
This is a link post The Oylmpics are coming!
Are they still carrying this fucking thing? Has anyone in the country not had a go yet?

No wonder they're scraping the barrel...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post $10 tattoo, $10 spelling
I love that she says she's *decided* not to have it changed. You couldn't correct that abhorrence. At best it would have to be totally covered up with something like a huge turd or Papa Lazarous' bawbag.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Jedward
did it 6 years ago, so yes, since then
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I get it Monday!
I am literally doused with unenthusiasm
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:23, Reply)
This is a link post UFC with Jim Ross (WWE) on commentary NSFW

(Fluffster, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I remember reading that JR wanted to do some MMA commentary
I reckon he'd be darned good at it 'n all.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This is awesome
Cheers for that :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Broken bodies! Broken Bodies! That was career endin'!
I like to crack out my Jim Ross impression from time to time. Like when someone does a bad fall over or something like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post Princess Mononoke - The play
Rather looking forward to this.

 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa!
I'm there
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your make-up.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, guys love it when you glob it on

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post Richard Littlejohn's Opinion Dungeon. I made this!
A new vid I made in which I ask the question: what would happen if Daily Mail opinion columnist Richard Littlejohn was transported into the world of kids TV?

A further foray into the exciting world of puppetry, this is a taste of a potential series idea I had. I just thought it might be funny to portray reactionary opinions in the tone of classic children's television. Opinions welcome.

(posted it earlier, yes, but made a change sorry!)
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That really was spectacular!
MEGA-CLICK!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you kindly
Grand sir!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it was, and should be on the popular page by now!
Come on you lot, watch this vid because it's ace (I guess most deople are having their tea at the moment).
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you fucking tell me what to do

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post silly and funny, have a click

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post crick

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that!
Though (constructive criticism alert) maybe you get someone else to do the voiceover?
I'm not offering- though I do have a deep, rich RP baritone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ....locked in your basement

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a problem I have in that I don't know enough people with interesting voices!
In the end I just went for the Blue Pete presenter youf.
I've had plenty of collaborators in music and film work but cannot for the life of me find anyone who does killer voice over.

Just out of interest... what kind of voice do you think would work? Young/old?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know.
Deeper, more expressive. But what do I know?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I need to find an expressive old person.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post that's tabby
except not expressive.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post A small electric current through his zimmer frame
and he's away.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the voice works just fine

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Super stuff
My favourite Richard Littlejohn piece of satire is Viz's Robin Hood and Richard Littlejohn strip. There's also this excellent transcript of Will Self trouncing him in debate: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1390395.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha yeah I know the one.
As you can probably tell, Viz is a huge influence here. And on most things I do actually!
I developed it as almost a Viz-strip on film, the only way I thought I could do it justice was with puppets!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely had his arse handed to him.
Wonderful stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post My Pet Goat II
Very well done animation....
 (spacemanjason, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very strange
Very strange indeed.

I like very strange things. *Clickity*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)

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