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This is a link post titty battle NSFW
5 rangers. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking genius!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
my brain couldn't handle this, but also i couldn't tear it away.

why?

what?

:|
 (superpowerless, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 99% perfect
But I expected Robin Asquith to appear at any moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Japan, we can see you!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I love skull-o-san trying not to laugh

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a link post MAN OF STEEL - Rejected Music :( I made this!
A while back, me and my rapper friend MC Wreckshin pitched some music for the trailer of the new Superman film... Man Of Steel...

It was rejected because:

"I'm afraid the lyrical content of your submission shows a blatant lack of consideration for the sync brief - did you read this?!

It was offensive, factually inaccurate, revealing of the plot, contained a heavily negative and opinionated bias towards the film, referred to characters by incorrect names or by the names of the actors portraying them and the use of profanity was previously stated as unacceptable.

The references and opinions of Christopher Nolan's work on the Dark Knight Trilogy are irrelevant and unnecessary.

The instrumental backing was upbeat and energetic whereas the sync requests something dark and suspenseful.

Please review the sync brief and revise the submission."

Here is our original submission!

TROLOLOLOLOL
(superpowerless, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was actually rejected because
a: it's shit.
b: it's a dull dick move, they most likely get hundreds of them every month from really 'clever' people who are really 'funny'.

I suspect you wear glasses frames with no glass in them.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post what a cock

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post diddums

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This is not the place
to slag off other users' work. You have broken the b3ta rules.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Goddamit!
You broke the rules! You broke the rules!
 (User #86772, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked this.
So i clicked
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
thankyooou :)
 (superpowerless, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post why would they reject that?
It explained everything very concisely. Stupid Hollywood!
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
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that's what i was confused about!
 (superpowerless, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They need to watch their own trailer.
"The references and opinions of Christopher Nolan's work on the Dark Knight Trilogy are irrelevant and unnecessary."

The studio is the one that brought up Christopher Nolan's work on the Dark Knight Trilogy!
 (Ebirch, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post Hilarious inbreds of Portsmouth cheering the demolition of the Tricorn
I was browsing various Brutalist architecture related links a couple of weeks ago, and found this video on the late Tricorn Centre of my current residential city Portsmouth.

Hilarity starts c. 3.40 mins xxx
(I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post the Tricorn smelt of piss so deserved to knocked down

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post so does my gran...

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a horrible building

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post no doubt to be replaced by something much worse.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Telly Savalas
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EmrGSqteGo
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Brutalist
I'm not sure if this thing in my home town counts as Brutalist, but I've always thought it was neat. It would be better still if the council would clean it; bare concrete in general would look much better if it was weather-proofed.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Polish it clean or cover in green.
While I'm not a huge fan of Brutalist architecture, I find some of its products are dramatic and pleasing in their material honesty, and some examples need to be preserved and maintained if only to serve as real examples in space for future designers.

And if you allow vines and creepers to grow up along the board-formed concrete, it makes for a lovely post-apocalypse/civilization-in-decline look.

Considering the effort put into preserving Frank Lloyd Wright's creations, the top Brutalist icons deserve at least as much attention.
 (I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a link post Repeat after me.........
those crayzee .....err.....foreigners.
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post so this is driving school in russia...
explains everything.
hahaha. click :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Reminds me of a kid at the school I used to work who, when the brand new school uniform came out, stuck a sign in wet paint to her blazer saying "Free hugs" and promptly destroyed blazer after blazer with colourful cuddles.... xx
 (I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you find it worth the hug?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's a pretty good prank. I'm curious what the setup was. "Lets pretend we're taxi drivers, copy me" seems a bit thin....Also, how drunk do you have to get someone to believe that the horn is on the back of the steering wheel?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
russians are great
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:33, Reply)
This is a link post Sight
The future. Well, it will make dating easier ey?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
but will it help me find my keys that i am looking for right on the counter that i looked at 6 times?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll tide me over till the next series of Black Mirror :)
Ta for that :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's better than the magic mushroom tea I had for dinner.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:57, Reply)
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nice. Anyone that liked this should look up "15 Million Merits" from Charlie Brooker
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:03, Reply)
This is a link post have 5 minutes of Yummy Bugs!
stumbled across this whilst looking at a friends crappy lobster mini season vid from yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post They're everywhere...
...what are they waiting for? :|
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post they seem to know
when lobster season starts. i think off season they are observing humans and plotting how to put us in a pot of boiling water. opening day of lobster season they all hide.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Get in mah belly you delicious little bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:45, Reply)
This is a link post Pretty Shitty City.
Swansea.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Great filum...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 100% tru fax of life there then.
Whose boots are them shoes?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Since this was out
The station been renovated a few times and this went, Was tempted to write "Pretty Shitty City" on the floor of the new entrance, Didn't do it :(
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:06, Reply)
This is a link post Can someone let /talk know their on to them?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah love me a good old fashioned lynching

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post After the News of the World printed names and address of pedophiles.
A load of vigilantes (dummys) smashed and vandalised a paediatricians house.

Those filthy paediatrics.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post At least this time
The judge and jury is a bunch of anonymous teenagers, what could go wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Here it is:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/901723.stm
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah! Wales

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 'If all else fails, try wales'.
Twin Town.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post There's lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post TABBY! TABAAAAY!
You are needed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not allowed after the ealier complaints..

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:48, Reply)
This is a link post A cat! In a hat! On a bike!
I want a hat for my cat like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thats awesome!
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I am constantly surprised by the world.
This has added another bifurcation :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post poor kitty :(
has had that hat and his paws glued on.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post thats very good
but it appears to not have front legs. perhaps it is a permanent fixture?
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It does you dafty
they are just tucked under it or it's glued into place like miss F said. My money is on tucked under.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lot to say about that bike...
It has a man riding it.
It has a hat-wearing cat on the back of it.
It is completely covered in CDs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post LIES!
you don't have any cats
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post God damn you
*shakes fist*
OK I would like a hat like that for BOTH my cats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CATS

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
ok I dun a edit
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me, that's impressive.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He stapled its paws to the bar.
You can see the cat trying to get off as he leaves.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post :D marvellous

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaa :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I just woke the neigbours
at the medically-induced coma.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The steam room got me...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Music was the 'finishing touch'

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That was good.
apart from nearly 30 seconds of credits on a 1.30 min fillum
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the music, so I'm happy :)

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice credit on the voices
I like little details like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:42, Reply)
This is a link post Modernist / Brutalist
A bit o' the magic there from the Tortoise. Been on an introspective one of late, and sometimes you need some weird-ass tunes to shake shit up. As it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I liked it
Was a bit Mahavishnu / Zappa (in his wheelchair-bound jazz era). But that drummer could teach Lars Ulrich a lot about what playing off-beats (not sure that's the right terminology) is meant to sound like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
I was kinda going for that vibe, but I got sidetracked. By Tortoise!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post New British Airways Advert
Enter your postcode and watch a Boeing 777 taxi down your street whilst receiving maximum spammage on BA and the Olympics :-)
 (Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Missus showed me this in a screech of excitement
Put me right off my wank
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post haha my dad will like that,
it's a bit odd suddenly jumping from London into the middle of rural Co. Durham and back again mind you...
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
I managed to get giant floating words outside of the plane window saying "Image not available".
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting idea but poor execution
That's some properly manky CGI too.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post that was fucking rubbish

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny,
refuses to stop at my house in Blackpool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of underestimates
the fact that I've already looked at my street on Google Streetview, and won't be impressed by a slightly shitter, shoehorned version thereof.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry no imagery available...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post Radio show about time and other such things I made this!
Couple of years ago I made a radio show with some mates and never really did anything with it after doing it live on the local community radio station. So...here's a sort of edit of one of the shows, not sure how to describe it but if you have a few minutes spare someone out there might enjoy it.
 (I helped save b3ta! timoncheese MEDIBOT, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's actually quite funny, Chris Morris inspired?
Being a radio 4 head this would fit nicely in the 6.30 comedy slot :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post wow thanks!
Didn't think anyone would listen long enough to like it. Not Chris Morris inspired yet no coincidence that I love the man, hard not to draw influences.
 (I helped save b3ta! timoncheese MEDIBOT, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, there's definitely some 'On the Hour' humour in there, and that's a good thing.
Good radio comedy is quite rare, you've done alright!
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a link post Look what rendered out my ass! I made this!
Oh man, I hate this piece of shit so much! (just getting the comment-ball rolling)

at least one person should find this amusing. Just try not to think about it too hard.
(adamsmithh, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post If the re-boot doesnt have this in it
i will be dissapointed
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/
Speaking of re-boots, it's a bit like spidermanwillmakeyougay all over again!
www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/

edit - dammit, forgot about not being able to put links in the subject
 (conrads_rocks, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post click

(fulcannelli, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Blinking marvellous!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely animation.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha great :D
Although I can't help thinking that if you sped this up around 8x then you could hypnotise at least 70% of 4Chan into doing whatever you tell them...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just silly

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
cool
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
awesome
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it, I did

(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you guys have good taste.
keep Liking the video if you want me to make a "nude" version :D
 (adamsmithh, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of mrchriddof
Oh mrchriddof won't you come back, I miss you so.
 (johnsonthemegafauna, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Happy thoughts for happy people
Words for unique situations and feelings (no feltching references so this may disappoint the regulars).
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post A dictionary of ennui
My kind of word list.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a really interesting dictionary!
I liked the 'mauerbauertraurigkeit', it describes someone who does that perfectly.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked that one too.
perfect description.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like "Anchorage"
Is that why I always want "just one more beer"
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post really a fantastic word list. *clicks*
chrysalism is a good one too. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a link post Gaming trivia/amazing facts website
Hours of browsing for the gamers among us.

edit: Probably about 45 minutes, but it's still good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Goodbye eveing. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. That didn't last as long as I'd hoped.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what SHE said.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Eveing does say some strange things...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a diamond in the sack though
first at sports day so I heard
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Im guessing the guy who set the button press record
also holds the world wanking record (speed catergory)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post CAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDLEEEEEEESSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I like these candles better than the real life ones
Less chance of seting off the fire alarms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candle day!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
And now i have Spanish Flea in my head... Thanks again!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats bullshit
they stole the czar dragon stuff from someone else

www.gametrailers.com/full-episodes/90neym/pop-fiction-episode-19--czar-dragon

fucking teefs
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
A lot of the content was also discussed at length at neogaf too. It's all a bit incestuous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:14, Reply)
This is a link post Need to tell us* about your new blog ? Look no further

*all of the 1000 forums your sign-up bot signed up to
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is the epitome of what is wrong with the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I despise spammos
It's one of the main reasons I left the bookface.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
I appreciate that sites such as facebook don't owe me anything. I can communicate with people because they maintain a service which is a business.....

..But when things that I do thrust ads in my friend's faces, that's unpleasant. Keep the ads to one side of the screen or something.

And for those of you that don't know, go get the adblock add-on to your web-browser. It's free and brill. (fuck, did that count as spam?)
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:25, Reply)
This is a link post A really good best-man speech.
This guy did well.
(I helped save b3ta! libertinelynch this is not my Board Sig, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post How many cameras did they have filming that?
It's like the FA Cup Final
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Although it is one of my favourite parts of a wedding
I'm SO glad I will never have to do a best-man speech.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's easy really.
I just went through me and my mates old home movies and edited something together with some music and showed that. I thought it said everything I wanted to say.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I like stuff like that
bit of a cheat though JT...gets you out of having to tell rubbish jokes!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post True True.
But some years later I was asked by someone else and for that I had to actually speak, with a microphone, to a room full of Americans who couldn't understand me.
Then later in the evening I had to speak again and no-one had told me. So that's sort of payback?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIIuR-HjFho
One of THOSE moments.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
I went to a wedding where the very nice and well loved Groom did a speech in which he was stumbling, bumbling, sweaty and nervous, but brought the house down because he was nice. Then the best man stood up with his wacky hair and crazy glasses, and was greeted with 15 minutes of painful silence.

The moral of this story is nobody likes a try-hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I was absolutely fucking terrified when I did my mate's.
Especially as I followed the father of the bride's speech, and he's a real manly man, and I'm a long haired effeminate fop. However, he blubbed like a girl, and I held it together, and my speech went down really well.

I mainly spent it implying the groom was a homosexual, and his new wife was his 'beard'. Seemed to work well. YMMV.
 (dieselmonkey, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What does a pretty girl like Louise see in a fat drunk like James?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be hung like African elephant
Either that or stinking rich and full of cancer
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That was full of win.
fucking aces!
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Marriage is for gays.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:45, Reply)
This is a link post Found a photo from The Scrunt & miss fortunate's first date... AWWWWWW

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i am not clicking on that...
if it is me, i blame the TBT's or the roofies.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, young love!

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 3:06, Reply)
This is a link post Dogs cooling down
DaA, CaC
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post eurgh
this reminds me of people who let their dog lick their face. i hope these people enjoy their dog spittle laced ice.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yup agree

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post How does the dog get into the mains water supply and add slobber to it before it goes into the ice maker?

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post the spittle around the dispenser will lace the ice...

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay dogs
Eww slobbery ice machine
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd wager that house stinks...

(swank, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll second that wager, that place
stinks and has tumbleweeds of dog hair on every surface.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:23, Reply)

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