Much as I like cats ...
this one clearly is very stupid - why didn't it just jump up on the work surface ?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I'm guessing the work surface wasn't the intended destination
and being a cat, you have to pretend everything is going to your grand design.
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Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:55,
Reply)
Haha - I liked it when they fell :)
#1 reminded me of post-anesthetised animal.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Number 2 is wonderful. Haven't seen that for ages.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:59,
Reply)
Oh my work, that's fantastic!
I can't dance as well as that Walrus :-(
/edit: *word
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Amazing really. I can't even teach my dog not to eat cow pats let alone dance like MJ.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Trip back in time for Mad Max (Road Warrior) fans.
An Aussie and an English bloke share a common passion for re-visiting Mad Max country 31 year on. A bit slow, but some interesting photography, and great Museum Architecture.
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Ken Oath, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:30,
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I've always...
...fancied visiting Broken Hills in an old Holden Monaro, shouting 'AAAAH AM THE NIIIght RIIIIDER!'.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Midweek Grey Bloke self promotion: Beautiful Women
I made this!
I'm quite pleased with the first line of this.
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somegreybloke, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:40,
Reply)
That is indeed a great opening line
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:43,
Reply)
Brilliant :)
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:10,
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Nice
Good to see that Kevin McCleod could take time out from Grand Designs to do the music for you.
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:25,
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Bit of magic for a Wednesday morning
This guy's youtube channel is really good if you want to learn a few easy magic tricks. They tricks vary in quality but I really like this one. Totally baffled me the first time.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:30,
Reply)
Trippy Cadbury Olympic Idents
I made this!
Here's some trippy Cadbury idents for the olympics I was involved in making. Technically advertising but I like it and think you guys will too.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Those are really cool.
Tragically, the way this board has been of late, it's only a matter of time before someone starts shouting SPAM and INTERACT at you.
But I like it.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:24,
Reply)
Thanks!
I'm aware people on the internet can be tough. Hopefully they just like the video! It took forever to make!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Hooray, you're a real person.
I've no idea what to call what's going on in this video. Suffice to say, I like it a lot.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:32,
Reply)
Who is barryheadwound?
A non-interactive spammer?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:38,
Reply)
My sophisticated content analysis algorithms tell me that this post indicates you are a fan of processed meat and therefore I shall respond with this link
www.mattessons.co.uk/
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:43,
Reply)
What we should really
do is pester them to use their workplace software to now render a b3ta version where the athlete shape is replaced either by Hitler or a kitten.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:08,
Reply)
I like those
The hammer one particularly.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:33,
Reply)
That really is rather beautiful
Click
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:14,
Reply)
Ace stuff
Do I get some chocolate now?
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 20:23,
Reply)
I blame his move to QPR
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:06,
Reply)
Wherever he may be
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:07,
Reply)
YES! VERY BLOODY YES!
No responses?! NONE?! fucking hell people!
Love this clickedy A LOT
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Happy Birthday dear Commodore64.......
Happy birthday to........."TAPE LOAD ERROR"
30 today :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:01,
Reply)
Would be ideal for a Google widget....
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:04,
Reply)
It would indeed.
But obviously the Oimyclps are taking precedence over everything else...
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
INVADE A LOAD
Just when you thought it was safe to make a cup of tea...
youtu.be/TqCR6xnv1kE
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:05,
Reply)
Happy Birthday C64
Lemon64 is my homepage. I thought they would of said something.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)
What is the point of asking these kids what they think?
"Hey! Here's something you've never used and don't understand! What do you think?". The fact it's older technology has got nothing to do with it. FFS.
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JamTallons, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:25,
Reply)
They were shit, not as good as an ipad 3.
No wonder they went bust.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Ames Room
Good Morning. I see someone posted Ames window the other day so i thought i would post this one.
Not really ideal for a kitchen though.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:36, Reply)
These things do my head right in.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:47,
Reply)
Chris Brown album review
Doing the rounds on various social media outlets but I don't think it's been here yet.
Quality.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:19,
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Haha, more reviews like this.
I think I've got a career in music journalism by the looks of this. I had a mate at uni called Chris Brown. He was a weedy, speccy lad from Wetherby who's highlight of the day was his stash of Fruitini tins under the kitchen sink. I like the lack of similarities between him and his famous namesake.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:29,
Reply)
"NO STARS EVER" hahaha!
What paper is this in? Im guessing its a 'merkin one, judging from the ad on the right
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:31,
Reply)
From what I can see, it's an Australian rag called X-Press magazine.
The writer in question is someone called Chloe Papas. That's her future sorted then, and deservedly so.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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sorry
but what does any of that actually mean???
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:06,
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so hitting women means your music sucks?
that'll be john lennon and jimi hendrix too i take it?
or is it just urban music stars who aren't allowed to slap women about?
not defending chris brown (or hendrix or lennon) just saying.
and for her argument about not separating the music from the man:
pablo picasso: wife beater
salvidor dali: fascist supporter, homophobic.
wagner: hated the jews.
disney: hated the jews.
this women is using this "story" to get herself publicity... using the image of a battered women to put forward a hypocritical argument....
fuck her.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Yeah, and
Pinocchio was really shit too.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:35,
Reply)
There was a part of me thinking "let's keep to the relevant facts" when I was reading this.
But I like to see someone go off on a decent, unrestrained rant against a deserving target. I haven 't heard his album but can well imagine that it's ticking a lot of generic boxes and not my cup of tea whatsoever.
I didn't know that about those other famous bods (apart from Disney). Bernhard Manning wasn't a wife beater at least ;-)
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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Absolutely correct.
Massive hypocricy surrounding this case.
Review an album = review it, don't review the character of the person who made it. If you've got really a problem with them, then at least try to show how their character influenced their art, why that means it's bad. This reviewer didn't even try.
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Zuowan, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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It's clear how his character influences his 'art' though.
"Till I Die is a catastrophic misogynistic shit of song." Probably what I'd expect from a catastrophic misogynistic shit of a man.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:54,
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One throwaway comment isn't enough.
She's failed to engage with the subject she's paid to write about.
Bad journalism.
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Zuowan, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:04,
Reply)
In fairness to John, it was Yoko....
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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at no point does she say she supports any of those artists, maybe she hates them too
any man who raises his hands to a woman deserves a very public chastisement, and given the amount of publicity this prick has had recently i'd say fair play.
chris brown is shit, when i see him on tv i turn it over, when i hear his music i turn it off, he's a prick
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Someone please explain to me the double standard between a man hitting a woman
and a woman hitting a man?
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:57,
Reply)
I personally don't believe there is one.
Although, generally, men are capable of hitting harder and for longer. In my experience, both sexes can be quick to throw a punch, but men tend to not stop as easily once they start. This is just my personal experience, which I'm sad to say is rather extensive.
My ex broke my jaw into 5 separate pieces and partially detached the retina in my right eye in one single attack that went on some time.
While not unknown, it seems to happen less the other way.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:54,
Reply)
Very sorry about what your ex did to you must have been horrifying,
but in the current new wave of feminists fighting against supposed misogyny there is a hell of a lot of hypocrisy, bias and outright ignoring of plain statistics, this includes violence against men by women which something like 30% of men report whereas the number for women is way higher. Obviously men can have the capacity to hit harder, but women do too it's not unheard of, if you hit a man you can't just go "I'm a woman and possibly weaker therefore you can't hit me back", and again it works both ways, I just feel there's a crop of double standards popping up in these neo feminist arguements that really need to be quashed.
oh god nearly 6 years here and this is my first rant on b3ta.
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:20,
Reply)
I only raise my hand to my wife to give her a high five.
I think this is allowed.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:50,
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Never liked his music in the first place, i'm sure if Garry Glitter was to release a new album people wouldn't separate his private life from his music either, just being an artist and releasing an album doesn't mean people need to forgive you your sins or even brush them under the carpet.
She went off tangent and probably judged the music in regards to his personal life and her hatred of him but i'm under no illusion that she's spot on and the album is shit.
As for Lennon, Hendrix etc. The media weren't the beast they are today back then in regards to 'stars' private lives, hindsight however is a wonderful thing.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:09,
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So a woman calling out a famous, violent, misogynist must be doing it to get publicity herself?
Or maybe it's rather to raise public awareness of a very real problem.
If the person that would end up getting my money was someone whose life style and actions I might find especially reprehensible, I do think it would be relevant to my consumer decisions to know such facts.
Good job publicly naming and shaming a pig, I say. Maybe all those people you listed should've been called out too.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)
they absolutely should...
and surely its a powerful argument on her case if she had mentioned that what chris brown did has been done by people not that you already hate... but by artists you love...
wouldn't that make people think more deeply about the issue? rather than just jumping on a hate bandwagon and not actually changing opinions.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
no
If I love an artists, then find out that he or she is actually a violent asshole, it doesn't make me "think more deeply about the issue". It makes me re-assess my opinion of the artist I used to like, and not like them anymore. You are not making any sense at all.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)
How would you feel about
a new Gary Glitter album...?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:37,
Reply)
have you ever bought a rolling stones album?
13 seems pretty young to me.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Don't forget
Dennis Waterman!
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:23,
Reply)
I wonder if Chris Havercroft finds that people mis-spell his name.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:43,
Reply)
10/10 for bile venting
So... you can only be excused from being a vile person if your art is so exceptional that it can't be ignored?
In this case I think Mr Brown probably deserved what he got.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:50,
Reply)
Attack of the Mutant Potatoids
Good Morning Offenders.....Mad B-Movie/trailer about an attack by huge potatoes from Outer Space.
Enjoy !
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:25, Reply)
Attack
of the killer
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:22,
Reply)
This:
www.b3ta.com/links/768178
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:18,
Reply)
Tabbys cat walks in on him "enjoying" the mens gymnastics
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:16,
Reply)
Surely he should be used to it by now
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:29,
Reply)
CANDLES!!
Happy candletastic day!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:39,
Reply)
Happy Candles mo' fo'!!!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:53,
Reply)
I'm going to get reincarnated as an elephant
And trample Bono.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:52,
Reply)
That's amazing, especially considering that they were in Milton Keynes
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MartinH, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:08,
Reply)
I wanted a whole herd of elephants to come and drink the pool dry
leaving two bemused holiday makers sitting on the bottom of an empty pool
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:51,
Reply)
She Sheila - The Producers
Love this song from the 80s, great drum fills, and catchy backups.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 3:35,
Reply)
it is early
but that made me smile :)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:59,
Reply)
3;04
Isn't that bass part of a Mario level soundtrack?
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:53,
Reply)
It is.......
.....oh crap it's gonna take me all day to find that. Cheers.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:55,
Reply)
Here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI
[edit]
This one be better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_yUAhqbMKw
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:02,
Reply)
ASCIIvania
Exploring game - collect letters. Use letters to make words. Open areas to collect new letters. Try and complete the alphabet.
Cracking little friday game, just a couple of days early for your delectation.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:16, Reply)
i yelled at my monitor
i collected the letters B U M and ended up stuck in a corner.
i do not like this game. but click anyways... it kept me from annoying people here for a bit.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:52,
Reply)
That's great,
but not one for just before bedtime.
edit: finished now. can sleep.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:05,
Reply)
Played it a few days ago.
Great idea; but the implementation is a little hit and miss. It's easy to get trapped at the start, and if you get beyond that it can be difficult to work out where you need to go next.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:19, Reply)
2157.452 seconds
OK, I just calculated that's THIRTY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:11,
Reply)
14717 seconds
I liked it.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:08,
Reply)
Grand stuff, even though whilst actually liking the theme, I really wanted a mute button after a while.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:08,
Reply)
Wasted 45 mins on this.
Like a martyr I'm playing it a second time..
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)
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