The youtube comments are suggesting some kind of rap-meta-gag
I cannot discern the joke for the life of me. What the fuck is going on?
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:08,
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it's an edit of a monologue, very cleverly drawn out
it mimics his style of delivery
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:15,
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Bloody hell
No wonder it was the same thing when I skipped ahead to 50 minutes!
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:19,
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it's a bit like that bad night I had after smoking too much pot
(Moon Girl Technologieshorrendous beanbag, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:47,
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Last night?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:49,
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nah that was years ago, when I was a student,
never touched the stuff since.
(Moon Girl Technologieshorrendous beanbag, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:51,
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I had some tonight, it was ace.
You should start again.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:03,
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So which bit is the funny bit?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:57,
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This
I'm completely at a loss.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:08,
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I see Dekionplexis likes it, say no more...
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:15,
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that just got better and better
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:59,
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that is fucking brilliant
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:12,
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Stewart Lee is such a talent, truly he is our Princess Di of comedy.
I especially like that thing he does where he repeats the same phrase over and over again, a dozen or more times, and it just gets funnier with every repetition. When he used the words 'the rap singers' for the fiftieth time, I filled my pants with liquid excrement, I was laughing so hard. No, really.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:58,
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er, seeing as this spoof vid is making exactly that point except far more fiendishly
your soapbox sarcasm seems quite redundant in its wake.
maybe you didn't actually watch enough of the vid to realise what the joke was?
(spacehog, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 1:37,
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Is it obvious? Just 5 seconds of Lee was enough for me.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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It's obvious, yeah, but you have to watch more than 5 seconds.
...you weren't the only one though. plenty of people who commented without actually watching the video, all sticking out like a sore thumb on this thread. i can't understand why people do that, but it's been amusing in this case because it's so obvious!
(edit: i mean it's obvious to those of us who watched it!)
(spacehog, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 22:14,
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is this the bit where he says "rap singers"
over and over again until i want to eat my own legs just to distract myself from how unfunny the fat, smug cunt is?
(pixel_fuckeris going to need a bigger brush, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:09,
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he's lovely and cuddly
up close. His stage show is no more the real him than Steve Coogan is actually Alan Partridge
(MsterJohnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:53,
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Oh, is it cool to not like Stewart Lee now?
(Zuowan, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:52,
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its even better to make a video parodying the style that he does using his own video clips then posting it on a site which has a default response to this guy that then makes them all comment on the thing that this video is doing without even realising that that was the point of the video in the first place and THEN leaving the one viewer who is still watching it wondering if the joke is on the people who make dumb comments, Stewart Lee Himself or me for the fact that it took more than 2 minutes before i relised it was a joke about his comedic style and therefore is the egg on me, yourself or the first commentererererereerer.
Its like a NeoComedy subgenre all inside it's self.
(bruxia, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:45,
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Why am I not surprised O_0
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:26,
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because it's been on the cards since the '90s?
you saw the thing with the militarized police in Anaheim Ca I take it
(Moon Girl Technologieshorrendous beanbag, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:38,
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Yes, yes, I get what your point is & it is really shocking.
That thing in America is very much trying to prevent a London style riot...which is fine by me! However it all looks very OTT reaction.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:11,
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Yeah, that was awesome.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:11,
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MANPADS
pfft!
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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Is it really Hacking though?
I know its dodgy as f*ck to listen to peoples answer machine by using the default password but to describe it as "hacking" gives them too much credit. It's also impossible to believe that they were the only publication doing it.
(JamTallons, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:29,
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Piers Morgan next
Hopefully.
(Pew Pew Pew! Lasers!wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:30,
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Anything to get him off American TV would be awesome.
(JamTallons, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:34,
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Guessing a password, then using it to access information.
Sounds like a type hacking to me. I don't see not using software to guess the password makes any difference
(The Awful Puppy Bakeryis still bored, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:36,
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Maybe "snooping" would be a better word in this case.
But I guess it's the legal definition which they go by.
(JamTallons, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:39,
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I once guessed the login details for a porn megasite called Karas Adult Playground
seriously, the username and password were qwerty and zxcvbn. Told my brother and my housemate about it - it continued to work for at least 2 years.
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:01,
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you sod! that was my password!
(JamTallons, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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Good
I expect this lot to squirm and blame each other in due course, which I shall observe with glee
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:40,
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Squirm like the slimy worms they are.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:42,
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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That has made my fucking day! and I have had a great day as it is!!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:24,
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As I read this at the very beginning of the day.....
I now have a fucking awesome day to look forward to!!
(NooShmooIt's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:09,
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Misprint...
"not only as it is untrue but also because I have spent my journalistic career campaigning for victims of crime"
should read "exploiting victims of crime to sell more newspapers".
(notoolsovernightyou're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 7:39,
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Kung Fu Hustle
was one of the oddest films I've seen. Enjoyable nonsense though.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:31,
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it's amazing.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:34,
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i fucking LOVE Army of Darkness
Cyber City OEDO 808 (Ep.1) "Virtual Death" (UK VERSION) youtu.be/dwBXPsetOHM
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:18,
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Some right overprice shite on there :(
(SpinIts a thing., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:52,
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Went to that 'Lympics football the other day.
Couldn't draw money out outside as the Visa sponsorship meant cashpoints were closed.
Inside the pissing card machines broke so couldn't get food or drink for about 4 hours.
Then we weren't allowed outside to hunt for another cash point.
God knows what I'd make of it all if I didn't at least like some sport.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:08,
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I stayed well away.........
and close to a large HD TV and beer stash. It looked a clusterfuck from the start. When the ticketing bollox occurred 'you can apply for as many events as you like, but you might not get all, you might get none, but you have to have the cash in there for 2 months before we take it FOR ALL THE APPLIED TICKETS!!' total codswallop. Now they are filling the stadia with the Army and (luckily for them) last minute ticket buyers. My Spaniel could have done a better job, if only by licking his nuts periodically .
(SpinIts a thing., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:04,
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I've got no interest in the sport whatsoever
So I'm treating it like any other tv-based gossip engine (e.g. X-Factor, Big Brother) and just changing the subject whenever it comes up in conversation.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:15,
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too true
(SpinIts a thing., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:29,
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nice vid
Clickington in Clicksly
(Braising Squid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:05,
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superb
Quite a tune as well...
(gardenclawmac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:55,
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Oh and whilst i'm here
Can anyone recommend more music in a similar vein to this? It makes excellent late night Driving music...
(gardenclawmac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:59,
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although I think some belong on a more specialist website...
(Littlesirjohnsprung up his head and so amazed them all., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:26,
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I was just about to post this...
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:32,
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I was just about to post this first...
(Braising Squid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:05,
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You have to admit though
that that is the most interesting part about beach volleyball...the other sports actually have a point...
(DeSade- is grannyfappin, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:43,
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I'd argue Beach Volleyball
is a more interesting and technically harder sport than normal Volleyball. If it wasn't for the lowest-common-denominator marketing it might actually be more popular.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:11,
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I'm not sure if I'm proud of this or not
but I'm able to identify several of the athletes in those photos.
(LP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:56,
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like the bit with the bum hanging out*
*almost
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:44,
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The interesting point being what?
That people like looking at fit women's bums? NO FUCKING WAY!
(pixel_fuckeris going to need a bigger brush, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:12,
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This guy is fundamentally mistaken about what an API is.
He's using graphical sound tools. These are not APIs, which are Application Programmer Interfaces. If he finds himself writing code which says things like:
Well that was careless
How did he manage that?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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Arkansas
is the taint of the US...
(DeSade- is grannyfappin, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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Misread that as "shat himself"
A whole different mess to clear up.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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The police have guns, why didn't they shoot him first to prevent this from happening? It beggars belief.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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Well that's one less circus contortionist the world will miss. Or was it a "He fell down the stair guv'nor" excuse.
(AlbertTatlockis Ena Sharples Bitch, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:02,
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Absolutely nothing to do with him being black in Arkansas in the custody of 2 white police officers then.
I don't think anything like this has ever happened before in that fine upstanding culturally diverse and tolerant part of the good ol' USofA. No sir, they were just a couple of fucking good ol' boys.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:10,
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Bo & Luke Duke shot him?
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:40,
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nah they just good ole' boys ... Never meanin' no harm
if anybody it was, Roscoe P Coltraine, and Boss Hogg.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:00,
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Fat cunt & the retard did it?!
Wankers.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:02,
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How utterly fucking stupid do you have to be to shoot your handcuffed prisoner in the head?
That's not just racism, that's hot-bollock retarded.
(MuDinofiddler, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:00,
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Google 'cupcake dog' for hours (ok, maybe half an hour) of funny.
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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Cupcakes! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
brilliant.
(CloneRangeris horribly overpriced on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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fuck me, 1.3mb for a gif, it would be smaller if it was a YouTube video
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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haha!
reminds me of the pic of Bungle with the thousand yard stair by someone on here, can't remember who
(Mousing, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:48,
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"You wasn't there, Man! You wasn't there! Icing everywhere!"
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:12,
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Unusual tradition in Orange County
Each year, the residents of Laguna Niguel expose their buttocks during the “Mooning of the Trains” event along a railroad track in Orange County, south of Los Angeles.
(thomasana, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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SPAMCUNT
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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(ShinigawaThe milky bars are on me, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:04,
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The cameragirl is a 25 year old dope seller.
Also, methinks fake and gay.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:08,
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nobody got shot
what's going on?
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:14,
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They're apparently in a state
without a stand your ground law...
(DeSade- is grannyfappin, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:42,
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Get with the programme
Gake
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:14,
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Strangely, this is exactly how I was picturing our angry young friend yesterday.
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:18,
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Ha!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:23,
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She has the cold dead eyes of an estate agent.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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She played a photographer in one show. Hmmmmmm.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:09,
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Qualities I look for in a woman
(ShinigawaThe milky bars are on me, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:17,
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Yes she does,
Also that Matthew McGonafuckintwat is a twat.
(------, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:21,
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You had me at
cold and dead...muhahaha
(DeSade- is grannyfappin, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:44,
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For 45. Amazing.
I see she's with one of those Zac Effrons though. Grim.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:21,
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They do look a bit 'injection moulded', don't they?
Beady eyes too. Not my cup of tea at all.
(jonbobloves you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:45,
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I wish John Cusack
would choose his film roles more carefully. Nicole Kidman looks hilariously ridiculous. Can't stand her mean looking face.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:27,
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Any film with her in I never watch because it is certainly going to be shit.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:38,
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NSFW and a bit WTFNSFW
Slightly mental animation, contains teh sexings. And silly music.
(GazelleWasn't here on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:03,
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o_o
Accurately described but...
...no thanks o_o
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:46,
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Well thats my new work screensaver sorted.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:19,
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Only
If it's your fifth pint at a LAN party
(GazelleWasn't here on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:36,
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What is...
I don't even..
Huh!?!
(SomeLousyBumWhy where you bought it?!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:31,
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Exactly my thoughts
Until i watched it again, then just burst out laughing
(GazelleWasn't here on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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DID THE....what?
um ok.........
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:32,
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Basically Koit on drugs
dude
(GazelleWasn't here on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:33,
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Now you're talking sense, Moonie!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:50,
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If his mum had a gun she could have stopped this happening by shooting the guy before he even got near her son.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:52,
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and the neighbour
he could have shot at the paramedics
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:56,
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And that annoying little kid across the street that always has his dog crap in the front yard.
ooooh, he pisses me off!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:04,
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Careful
He's packing
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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His body fat probably helped save any major organ damage, go team lard arse!
on another note, his tits aren't too shabby, I've seen worse on them real lady things that walk about outside my window.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:43,
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Haha
knife would want to be a least 12 inches to hit any vital organs
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:47,
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so this had nothing to do with the fact they were playing xbox
as it was over an existing, unrelated argument, and they had happened to be talking on xbl, and not the phone or IM.
Would make a pretty good MW4 ad
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:00,
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He is the bastard lovechild of Amadeus & Coxxy.
AICMFP.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:00,
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Haha
He looks like a 'rag on a stick' kinda guy.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:03,
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You could tell he was hung simply by that video?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:05,
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Reminds me
Tab still in Herb's Cellar?
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:11,
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Leave Mick Hucknall out of this.
(ZachariahPardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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simply HUNG
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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How did you know about my enormous cock?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:21,
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Coxxy
said you have quite a simple penis.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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No-one should laugh.
Ken Oath is going to show uo at the next bash and go postal.
(The Awful Puppy Bakeryis still bored, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:19,
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"He was just covered in blood when they carried him out"
They being how many exactly, Or was it a forklift?
(AlbertTatlockis Ena Sharples Bitch, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:26,
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(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:24,
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stupid cats
and their surprise attacks. Why did no one teach them to introduce themselves first - that would be better right?
(JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:31,
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HAHA!! FUK U SQUIRELZ, CAC 4EVA.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:31,
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RIP stupid heron
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:42,
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Beautiful to see the creature in action.
What a magnificent animal and the guy should have been proud to have had the opportunity to have his kid see that. It is part of life.
Hell, I remember my 80+ year old grandmother wringing chickens' necks and chopping off heads then gutting them. A few years ago, in her part of New Mexico, that was the most reasonable way of getting food.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:37,
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^Exactly this
(JahledThree shades of black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:40,
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Is she still banned from all the farms from New Mexico?
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:16,
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This could be the solution the local squirel loonies are waiting for
Release a fuck load of snow leopards in Lancashire to nyom all the nasty greys coming to kill the reds in Cumbria.
Perfect.
(Littlesirjohnsprung up his head and so amazed them all., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:37,
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They would also be helpful for any future riots.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:43,
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The kid seems to be more of a man than his dad
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:38,
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yeah i agree
also explains why he carried on filming. although he's still being a bit namby-pamby to his kid over the whole thing... as above, what a great chance for some brilliant education! instead all of this "oh no" bullshit.
(spacehog, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 0:16,
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You are going for the full post-programme?
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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How the fuck did a tiger get into the squirrel enclosure? Somebody should lose their job for this!
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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(Stashieis plotting against his blender on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:50,
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MEGA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ULTRA CLICK!!!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:53,
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It's about as fake as it gets
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:55,
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Idiot put those cans in there without gloves.
I suppose they have fingerprint machines.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:56,
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Well, they'd have to have the culprit's fingerprints in a database
Or a good idea who he was
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:59,
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Like from a video posted on the internet :)
(Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:01,
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Hmm, good point, well made
*fetches cloak*
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:11,
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where are they taking the fingerprint samples from?
I don't think paint covered fragments of metal and burnt material hold on to finger oils that well...
(JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:04,
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You would be surprised.
They can find pieces of bombs to determine where the parts where obtain.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:10,
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is that more to do with tracing supplies?
As in, it was this type of compound which is only manufactured by x and y etc, or was also used on this other occassion.
Rather than being able to identify it as a can of spray paint which can be bought in any number of shops. Or over the internet.
(JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:14,
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It's a bit of both
The tracing supplies is one of the primary uses of the forensic information - cross indexing purchases and the like but it's amazing how much personally identifying information (DNA, fingerprints etc.) can survive a regular explosion (sans paint).
(azgiles, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:09,
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Yeah well, it's fake, so...
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:22,
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my reaction went like this:
what a massive bunch of timewasting dicks. I can't believe they'd do this. What a bunch of ....
Laughing on the vid is infectious, but is most definitely is Gake
But then brilliant idea to sell paint ideas for bus shelters and given that 2%* of Miss F's tax cost goes on the 51st state's cost to USA, called Israel, they are taking the piss.
If that was a real possible bomb. No way would you be allowed within 1km of it.
*Like most stats made up on the spot
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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I grew up in N. Ireland in the 70s/80s
Youd be surprised how close to the bomb they put the blockade sometimes.
(Figmaus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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hahaAA! Boooootiful!!
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:58,
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I HOPE that's fake.
Otherwise, what a bunch of cocks. Irresponsible, time and public money wasting cocks.
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:05,
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...it's ridiculously fake.
you really think an explosion of paint would neatly daub perfectly separated colours like that? Or that they'd send one van and one policeman and still allow bystanders that close? CGI, hastily done.
(dysonology"You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:09,
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So fake it's gone past the point of being gay and is actually a boy noncing paedo
Bomb disposal robots look like this, they also don't have cctv cameras or shotguns mounted on them.
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:21,
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Bomb Disposal Units - invented by the British Army
during the troubles in N. Ireland
(Hitler's BarberSoylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:24,
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Looks to be fake why pull the camera away when the entire stunt was to capture the explosion
also the paint lands on the fencing directly behind the bus shelter despite this being an impossibility.
Also Israeli Bomb Disposal and not armed?
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:25,
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Also
a trained police officer / bomb disposal person would not raise their visor just before the controlled detonation.
(Purple Martinis board sigless, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:21,
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If you can't tell this is fake,
you shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
(The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:12,
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Nice use of Adobe Effects at 0:53
Specially, to add the muzzle flare and paint explosion
(User #86772, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:16,
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FFHHHAAAAAKKE
As you like.
(Cock, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 1:17,
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Oh, all the times I've done that!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:15,
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You've never done the chinky-eyes thing and shouted out 'CHING CHONG CHANG CHING CHONG CHONG' in a chinese restaurant to the waiter?
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:18,
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I prefer not to have my ass handed to me by a bunch of outraged Chinese
Nor have I considered doing it, for that matter. I have used the tin can joke.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:25,
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Bring us a selection of wines and don't get all sake.
Goes done really well.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:27,
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I hear the Korean soju is really good for a laugh.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:29,
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Try it, they love it - trust me.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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I wouldn't do that. They all know Kung fu.
(presferatu, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:31,
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^ This
A lifetime of TV watching will not lead me wrong!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:37,
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Tell the waiter that the meat tastes rubbery.
He will answer 'Ah, fank u velly much'
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:45,
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That is almost word-for-word
what I heard a Spanish football commentator say last season, when a Japanese player touched the ball. He preceded it with "El Japo" and finished up with a big laugh.
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:41,
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HAHAHAHAHA, that must have been funny to watch!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:46,
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Yes.
And now I do it to my wife every time she mentions a Japanese. (She also saw nothing wrong when the Spanish basketball team all pulled slitty-eyes for a Chinese Olympic photo.)
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:03,
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Millenium babies poo-poo C64
Kids today...I used to have to go around to a friends place to play the C64 through fifteen feet of snow uphill both ways.
I bet that paedo in the screenshot is touching that kids winkie.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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Is this the schools adding a new dimension to detension?
Behave or you'll be locked in with the paedo?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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See me after school for not being able to spell detention.
(JamTallons, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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HA HA HA
'detension'
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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Shouldn't you be on your knees facing mecca right now?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:07,
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Why, is it time for bingo?
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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Well you grew the wings you might as well play the game
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:12,
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You should try bingo, it doesn't require skills like spelling words correctly.
You would love it.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:24,
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Amadeus loves you.
He never replies to my sarky comments.
(JamTallons, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:19,
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Look at those graphics. Look at that gameplay.
Shit, innit? Nostalgia my arse.
(Leemondus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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Massive BOMB on the "blue screen" joke. *tumbleweed*
Trying to be nerd-funny here just makes him sounds like more of a tragic cunt.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:11,
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You can't really blame them.
If someone came back from the future and gave you a PS2 and a few games in 1985 you'd say the same thing.
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:27,
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