This time he's ripped off Every Breath You Take then?
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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Isn't that all of his songs?
I've actually only heard 2 songs, and they both sounded exactly the same. Maybe that's just me...
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:00,
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Boots and cats
and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats...
(TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:19,
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knee-high leather CAT BEE
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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An AK-47 can put a bullet through a 1/4 inch thick part of titanium
i hope she's that thickness of titanium.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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Well that's another good entry for the misheard lyrics archive...
Pffft. "Brick of shame, you take your rain" indeed...
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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Titanium is a rubbish armour
They should be singing about Chobham, though it doesn't scan so well, admittedly.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:12,
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Sober-minded parents will not buy these school backpacks
Currently, most first-graders want to have cool backpacks. The range is very wide, but among the typical backpacks are unique models that none sober parents would buy for their children.
[Mod edit: spammed and banned]
(thomasana, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:36,
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I heard chillhour.com were responsible for LIBOR fixing.
(Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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I heard chillhour.com kicks puppies in the face
then eats live kittens to celebrate
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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does viewing that video automatically enter you onto the sex offenders register?
(wideeyeslightly pickled, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:59,
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Not if you're already on it
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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I think I've had most of them
...apart form the one with the Hitler moustache
(DaddyloverPutting the sex into sexygenarian since.., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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Did he fail the old gay whisker test?
(Pod MaloreB3ta changed the way I poop, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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I like the concept but the mockey is off the fucking scale.
I assumed guy richie was making films again
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:01,
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How dare you, i'm Cornish and proud.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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Everybody know the cockney accent isn't real.
Knows*
It was invented by the BBC as a joke in 1985 and has since been adopted by anyone who moves to London from outside.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:34,
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Anyone sick to the fucking cunt of zombie movies?
I love old 70s zombie movies, but all these fucking comedy "Zombies vs whatever" films are doing my fucking nut in.
Great cast though, and I did chuckle a couple of times
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:32,
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(Stashieis plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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the fact that this stuff exists
and that millions of people blindly follow it, is what keeps the 12 bore in my mouth and the finger on the trigger.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:46,
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I don't know about millions. Most religious types I know avoid this type of church like the plague
It is all for the pride of the leaders.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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Looks like a Mr Whippee convention...
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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July 1, 2008? I'm sure they've gotten over it by now.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:04,
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Oh bugger.
Didn't spot that, I just got sent the linky, assumed it was topical...
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:06,
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Only being a cunt matey, noticed when it said he'd qualified for the Beijing Olympics, i'd never seen it before.
The quote by him is unfortunate to say the least.
Edit: Look at the first comment, fucking hell!!!
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:08,
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Fucking hell indeed!!
"I used to be a gayer and do lots of drugs and get depressed and be a slut but I'm ok now"
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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For a moment there
I didn't realise you were quoting o_O
(Blackdogmanguitaris out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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Did you ever see that Louis Theroux documentary in the American Prison?
This MarkF sounds like one of the pedophiles he interviewed in the yard who blamed their sexual deviancy on 'The Devil' rather than taking responsibility for their actions.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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I did see that and found it very disturbing,
Made me feel glad that I live in sleepy Lincolnshire.
(Blackdogmanguitaris out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:57,
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Well, not exactly quoting, more paraphrasing the obvious troll commenter... :-/
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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Throw in a Honda Accord and you have QOTW right there.
(Lord Gnome, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:40,
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Woah!
I so want to try that!
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:58,
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There's a bunch of cool tricks you can try with microwaves
(note, however, that most of them probably have the potential to screw up your microwave)
CDs are fun because of the way you can see the sparks propagate across the disc surface. The best one is to light a candle, put a glass over it and switch on the microwave. It's a bit fiddly, but here's a video of it:
I've always been tempted to get an old one and play with the magnetron
It's just the prospect of heat death put me off.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:00,
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Woah.
These people clearly don't wince at the unearthly "EVERYTHING'S ABOUT TO BLOW UP, RUN AWAY!!" noises.
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:03,
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In our sixth form common room we used twat about with the microwave in the name of science.
We tried the grape and I seem to remember if you pushed cocktail sticks into each half it would arc quite spectacularly. Fairy lights would light up if you put a bunch of them in too. As mentioned above, CDs are very satisfying to watch.
(Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:17,
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Bastard!
Suddenly realised that I'd clicked a shortened url and hadn't muted my computer.
*shakes fist*
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52,
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I love NoScript
Best of all the Firefox plug-ins I love NoScript It's my friend
(Lord Gnome, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:51,
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Is today turning into facebook then?
EDIT - bastard!
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:54,
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Haha!
Thank you!
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:59,
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Happy birthday tabby.
xxx
(jakedamusssI understand, and dont care., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:24,
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Cheers, Ears!
...but it is getting a bit facebooky- let's keep anything else on this thread. Right, off to a meeting, back this afternoon.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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alright then, Happy Birthday
there you go
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:47,
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Huge fags
A friend of mine has this picture signed by Dave Prowse, with the comment "thanks for warning me about the giant cigarettes".
Apparently, he'd signed thousands of these, and never realised there three enormous cigarettes in front of him...
(pounanaSlept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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Haha, that's great :D
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:53,
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Is this board really the pissflaps and tabhunter show now?
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:01,
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I don't think that kind of show would even be legal in Thailand...
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:03,
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oh come now. it's only 1 day.
(JamTallons, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:03,
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Don't drag me into this.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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Oi Pissy, when's your birthday?
Don't worry, just want it for identity theft.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:51,
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No problem, I will gaz it to you along with a copy of my passport.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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First time I've heard it called "passport"
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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The bottom 4 links are still from yesterday.
If it wasn't for a few people saying nice things about another poster we'ld have feck all.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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Maybe none of us wanted to stick around while it was going on
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:59,
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I have no idea who Tab Hunter actually is.
So it appears that B3ta is becoming less and less relevant to my interests. /sadface.
(dieselmonkey, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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It's more that
/links seems to be turning into some kind of ongoing clique in-joke pissing competition, based around people I have no knowledge of, or to be honest, interest in.
It used to be about interesting videos, songs, games and jokes. I liked that.
(dieselmonkey, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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Really??
She's Pissflaps' and Amadeus' bottom bitch!
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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Hey don't be mean otherwise i'll put you on ignore and make half of /links vanish before your eyes.
Actually, good point that. If you're a prolific poster here the ignore button is a rather strong weapon.
"Prepare yourself. You are about to become the voice of Interplanetary Parliament".
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:38,
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So much Mars stuff.
Been listening to Bowie's Theme from Cat People. Somehow, the spiders from Mars made the connection.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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Very much bookmarked for this evenings viewing!
Cheers, good link.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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Mars is shit there's nothing there apart from boring rocks and stuff, they should go somewhere decent like Southend-on-Sea or Weymouth.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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FUK U MARS, GALAXY AND TWIX'S 4EVA.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:09,
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I've been to Weymouth
bought some socks there, cool.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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Well Mars is better than Uranus
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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I thought they changed the name of Uranus to stop childish jokes like that?
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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Its now called Urectum
(StonkwoodPipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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Hooray!
I love Futurama :-)
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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have you ever been to leigh on sea...
its fucking hilarious... people from essex say its "boutiquey and has wonderful shops and bars"
the reality of that is one cobbled street a manky old pub and the opportunity to watch the tide go out and expose a polluted muddy estuary...
the sole purpose of leigh-on-sea is to make southend on sea look less ghetto-like.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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Well I know two people not getting any jelly and ice cream
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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If you want to sit down for the next few days, don't accept the jelly!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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Ah, you're a sand man I see.
Takes all sorts.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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It is my 40th birthday today, and I'm genuinely touched that people have remembered, as I've had a fairly horrific year (as more than a few people on here know).
I *have* been aware that it's been getting cliquey; but, just for my birthday, why don't you put everyone who upsets your sensibilities on 'ignore'? Problem solved.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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You were genuinely touched, by me?
People will start to talk...
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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it's your 40th. congrats.
not your 5th. there are facilities provided for this sort of thing in /talk.
(SpunkyBackpack, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:58,
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And as I (politely) suggested:
Why don't you put EVERYONE who upsets your delicate sensibilities on "ignore"? Then you you won't have to be such a FUCKING CUNT. Even if you 'ignore' a dozen people, it's still far less keypresses than you used to type this spiteful little missive.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:03,
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*ahem*
"fewer"
Well, it _is_ your birthday after all, I'm SUPPOSED to be...oh...erm...I'm supposed to be nice, aren't I. Ok, next message will definitely contain a definite effort to be nice.
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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Yes it really is disgusting isn't it.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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This is lovely.
In an horrific way.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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You're welcome :)
I promise I won't do it again.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:08,
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He is a notorious predatory paedophile don't you know.
Be careful.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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You stop that.
Also: THANK YOU! The gift from you & skelly (as I mentioned, almost caused Herbs to choke to death..... I scanned a corner of a page, so everyone can 'enjoy' it. I heard you had fun buying it. NSFW
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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*aww shucks.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:29,
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I like this
I particularly like the bit around 00.39 where it goes all quiet and my imagination hears someone whispering 'thank god it's over'.
(Dick Wonderₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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Take That - Do What You Like
I was thinking about the first time I met Tabby, and this came to mind. Strange how art follows life!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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parler?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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Have you lot seen this?
Fun little music creator, and nice little animation. edit: follow the link through, the embedded thing doesn't seem to work for me.
(Windy PigI'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:14,
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This is lovely.
And worth a click for the animation alone.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52,
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seems its your birthday,
hope you have a nice day.
(Windy PigI'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52,
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Cheers.
I genuinely loved that though- I was particularly impressed by the beatboxing & the bass noises. And the animation, as previously mentioned...a LOT of work involved, I think.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:06,
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yeah,
i've been playing with it all morning, still trying to figure out what the 3rd unlock thing is.
(Windy PigI'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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It's a bit 'hip' innit?
(simbosanis too tired, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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really really good!!!!
REALLY!
(DanGleeballsMoist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:59,
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Fetching footwear that.
Edit: is the band named after Michael Hutchence's daughter?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:01,
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Wow that's disgusting
And fabulous all at once! :D
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:31,
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You've nicely summed up the The Tiger Lillies there.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:36,
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Dad!?
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:58,
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Does no one else find these kind of videos a bit upsetting?
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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I know what you mean.
If this were a younger guy pissed up I wouldn't have a problem but he's clearly old (in his 40's) and a bit vulnerable.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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You massive prick.
*hugs*
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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Sir has had his morning Brasso I see.
Morning Tabs, get anything nice?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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What the fuck is a TING?
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:02,
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A rather tasty lemon fizzy drink from the Caribbean
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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