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This is a link post Nicely done illusion...


From the closing ceremony of the World Shanghai Exposition in 2010.

What get's me isn't so much the "invisible" chair gag, it's more that I can't help but think of the "Little Britain" theme tune while watching...
(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post possibly the same trick as this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywsZ_dZ_jTE
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that's impressive.
Fuck you and your wizardry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that the panel underneath him
is connected to a steel rod that goes up his trouser leg or something, although in the Chinese one above there is no visible base.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
He has a prosthetic penis?

I'll show myself out, cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post With Moonie, the conversation always devolves to penis.
Not that I mind, understand.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course you don't mind, you love penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I happen to have one myself that I am quite fond of.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
I happen to have one myself that i am quite fondling right now.

Serious rotter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post if everyone had one there'd be less crime

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know, the stats for rape are off the hook.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Moonie, we can share.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice GC sir!

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post SCRUNT!!??!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Asleep on the job.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Asleep on the job
held hostage by pissflaps
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it really a hostage situation if it's consensual?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post good point.
no ransom note yet either.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Doing your tax deductions Miss F!
so busy. What the hell is a Hooded Spandex Full Body Binder Sack?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post never you mind about what it is...
just get me the maximum allowable deduction.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a link post Caribbean Flamingo Chick Takes Its First Steps
Warm your cold, cold hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwww.....
I've been going to a place near me on the way back from work to feed the signets and ducklings, adorable little things, especially the ducklings.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fattening them up
while getting the pancakes and hoisin ready ey?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you!
They are adorable, it's a joy to see the little ones (seriously little) getting cocky and muscling in with the big ones to fight for some bread.

If i catch one, i'll eat it, on the off-chance that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You disgust me
they are only little.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I disgust myself :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't kids let you down
Oh the embarrassment at the end so hiding the chick
 (otl, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww...
i love flamingos.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post From my favourite era of Tim Buckley that never really was:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zI3m38NA5A

The opening line always makes me giggle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Use to see them a lot in Lake Natron
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Natron
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a link post Tonight i am going to the theater for this wonderful awfulness!
possibly one of the worst movies of all time, Manos the Hands of Fate... I am so hoping the Rifftrax version lives up to the original.

www.fathomevents.com/originals/event/rifftrax_manos.aspx?gclid=CMbPncq67LECFQS0nQodt2YAqw
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post wow 1.5 out of 10 on IMDb, it must be shit.
*book marks for later*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post it is complete shit
do give it a watch! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Will do!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that...
the theater near my house is a little too far for a weeknight movie...This was one of their best...That and Mitchell...Enjoy!
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post oh that is a shame,
i am really looking forward to it! :D
i do hope they do this sort of thing more often,
Mitchell and Space Mutiny are up there as my all time favs.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post fat stewart lee at 0:24

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a link post That is his pipi NSFW
ron s
 (largoembargo ???, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck is this place coming to.

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This^^

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Mr. High and Mighty.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Evolution

(largoembargo ???, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
well I smirked!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post Blog in which the blogger merely tells the pictures of household items in lifestyle magazines to fuck off.
Very minimalist, text-wise but also very funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck your wall manifesto
haha!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you humorous blog!

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Close but no cigar.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i agree with the general sentiment

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck your wall of bird’s nests on cake stands.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 24 pages?
Blimey.
 (spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a link post What the fuck is all this about?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "I went for a Chinese once"
"He didn't do anything – I just went for him"
(C) Some other casually racist light entertainer of the Paul Ross era whose name now escapes me.
 (electricteeth, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs Golightly!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that Endurance UK?
What the fuck is going on though? That looked real.
 (Leemondus, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post yes apparently it was real
www.ukgameshows.com/ukgs/Endurance_UK
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post proper fisticuffs there none of them punches or that kick was pulled or staged.
O-o
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I thought.. Lusten closely...he says "DON'T, STANLEY!"
(*Listen) Must be the bloke's real name.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I read that on the YouTube itself. he does shout "Stop Stanley"
He did look proper pissed off too at being slapped.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he said "Steady"

(Leemondus, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You might have a point. Could be either

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Ross
Chomsky for the uneducated.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently he's an aactor called Peter Cocks
AKA The Doc from Ministry Of Mayhem
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlE9NHmX2jU&feature=related
 (Leemondus, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Anf he was an under-14s boxing champion!
www.walker.co.uk/contributors/Peter-Cocks-5032.aspx

Why do I even care?
 (Leemondus, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post At the end of the clip
Is that Robbie Williams in the audience?
 (Leemondus, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
Can somebody tell me WHY Paul Ross is a thing? Even with his famous brother, he's just such a personality vaccuum. Why is he on telly? Why is he allowed to review films?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a link post Ceiling cat ?

(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post it can't be, that's inside the room!
it's reading right, man!
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Then maybe you're not reading it right!
 (conrads_rocks, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post GC at least three times in the past week now
Where the hell is Scrunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^
he is really dropping the ball on his job here.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting worried
Do you think he's locked himself in the toilet again?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is getting ridiculous.
Where IS HE? What will we do? How will we live??? Doesn't anybody take their responsibilities seriously anymore?!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i agree,
what will i do without my PA?
[edit] i hope he didn't accept the dinner invitation i received from pissflaps. :S
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post for realz?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/842506
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn Straight
I blame the Yoof
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It is still good. Hard to know who's seen what on this board that constantly shifts.
At least it wasn't posted three links down.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck your University Of Peace.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a link post Kenny Hotz Triumph of the Will - Ep 1, part 1
WARNING: Contains theft, scams and partial nudity.
Part 2
youtu.be/ex9N2U04z5o
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one Dek, thats wicked, great concept. Will watch the rest of th episodes later.
How have I never heard of this guy?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He was part of the legendary Kenny Vs Spenny
check out the 'Who Can Smoke More Weed' one, very funny
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post Let's Build a Goddamn Tesla Museum
The Oatmeal's campaign to raise money to buy the site of Tesla's old workshop. Worth a few of your measly pounds/dollars/kittens.
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post vvvvvvvvvvvvv
Down there
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^^^^^^
Up there

(3rd law of GC: Once something has been reposted, it will be reposted again quite soon)
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Missed it completely
Oops
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind
just letting you know
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Edison reposted it.
In an attempt to make it his own.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post Subway facebook page trolled with anime porn NSFW
slightly NSFW
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post well that has made me rethink what i am having for lunch today...
but seriously, with the number of businesses on FB with open pages, i am actually surprised stuff like this does not happen more often.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It will now.....
as the idea reaches a wider audience, this type of thing will become more prevalent. You will find most business pages have generic passwords on their social media accounts, so it will happen a few times again till Christmas, then a guy will advertise 'Social Media Security Services' encrypt passwords, make a packet ,everyones a winner :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a link post Social Security Administration To Purchase 174 Thousand Rounds Of Hollow Point Bullets
America..........land of the free (range shooting season)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post if the social security administration isnt armed then it would be at the mercy of all the other government departments

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol, Infowars.
Fox News has higher quality journalism.
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Tinfoil Hat Is On
And I'll rely on inforwars.com.
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did you post a link to this site?
Do you want us to think you are stupid?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I check it regularly,
it's wonderfully paranoid, and it's fascinating to see how facts can be distorted. Sometimes if you trace the stories back to source it can be quite revealing. But most of the time it's just right-wing ranting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did you post this?
do you want me to think you're a troll?
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
And I'm pretty sure you ain't stupid so why insult your intelligence?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, infowars is good for a bit of 'oooh, look at that'
its silly, puerile and childish 'web-data' but all the same ,it worth a look as most others on the net will take this as gospel.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post davidicke.com is also good

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post His lucid musing are hypnotic...
but complete cobblers. He does get points for exposing the banks in the downturn, after moving away from his earlier 'lizard people' stuff.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post there's usually a grain of truth in it,
I've found out about some interesting things by listening to lunatics.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes you fail to discriminate.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Time to worry is when the hospitals do the buying...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post they are the ones who get to fish them out of the bodies,
so they can do the selling.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post the last time
i went to the SSA office a bullet to the head might have been a preferable experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!!
I like that :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post it is funny but true.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse, is the purchase by the National Weather Service of tens of thousands of hollow point bulltets.
More and more like a police state every day.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is that?
'If you dont like my forecast, you can eat this?', :P
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a link post The story of Lego..
so good.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post i wish he'd stop stop saying laygo

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it is slightly annoying, if you can see past that though it's a great little film.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
interesting story (poor buggers) but slightly pukesome IMO
still watched it all though ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well considering it was voiced by one the Lego creators sons
I suspect he might be pronouncing it correctly?
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post NIce video, lovely story.
But my experience of doing business with LEGO is that, as a corporation, they're all over the place, a complete mess.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post thats much like my experience of playing with lego
or was that the joke?
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, not a joke.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
It's not like the Danes to be disorganised, although they do conduct most of their business negotiations whilst very very drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they just got used to the years when the money poured in.
And didn't quite know what to do once it started pouring out again.

Also, they had a nasty habit of either paying late (about 3 months) or paying on time and reducing the payment by a percentage for the privilege of you being paid on time for the work you'd already done. Worse than this, they would decide internally which to do, so you never knew when payment was going to arrive and how much it would be.

All in contravention of European late payment legislation, and I eventually pulled them up on this. Glad not to be doing business with them any more.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post Make your own $100 bill
Some nice (and frankly, quite disturbing) re-designs of $100 notes.
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are great.
Does anyone know if there has been a banknote image challenge on /board? I just had a quick look but couldn't see anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I think there has,
I remember someone complaining that photoshop stops you from scanning and editing a tenner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This
b3ta.com/challenge/photoshoppedmoney/
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Ecuador grants asylum to Assange
Some more on Julians bestest mate.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-18518464

I like the bit where newspapers criticizing the President get fined and reporters put in prison.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I predict a flood of Swedish asylum seekers.
Coming over here, with their flat pack furniture and meatballs
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, it is important that the place you want to escape to for asylum to avoid life imprisonment is absolutely perfert

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on, it's a little hypocritical.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post did you also know if you buy a coffe you can't protest about the banks?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3252FSW7OC4
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume that fucked up link was meant to point to HIGNFY?
And that is a straw man progression that I will have no part of sir.

[edit]
And you don't see the hyprocasy in this?
"Earlier this year, Mr Correa won two separate multi-million dollar lawsuits against journalists for libel.

El Universo newspaper was fined $40m (£25m) and its owners given a three-year jail term.

In a separate lawsuit, two investigative journalists were fined $10m (£6.3m) for discrediting Mr Correa's good name in a book detailing government contracts that benefited the president's older brother.

Following international pressure, Mr Correa pardoned the journalists and the newspaper."

It's not as bad as Galloway praising Saddam I grant you but it still smells
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not a straw man progression, just a similar example of the misuse of charge of hypocrisy
I probably should point out to you again that his stated reason for applying for asylum is to escape possible extradition to the US from sweden (whether you think his fears are valid or not is another debate). He is not going to ecuador for a social call, to demonstrate his support for correas leadership, or because he likes empadas. he is a fugitive and one country , ecuador, made him an offer of asylum. I find the charge of hypocrisy exceedingly weak under those circumstances, and on about the same level as Mench accusing people who buy coffee and protest about the banks of hypocrisy.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post and him giving him a nice cosy interview on Russia Today is mearly by the by?
and I believe it is a straw man as you just substituted my example for another that only has a passing resemblance but backs up your view without even trying to argue the point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post guantanamo bay -- accused of hypocrisy -- guantanamo bay -- accused of hypocrisy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post point?
Yes Obama is a hypocrite too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post oh I thought you had me on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah so you said that thinking I couldn't reply?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I remembered half way through writing it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
So what was the point?

Obama said he would shut down G.Bay and didn't so he's a hypocrite.

Assange claims to fight for freedom of information but relies on help from an state that fines and imprisons the press for being mean to the president.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post he's going there to save his own skin not as a show of support for the president,
if anyone's a hypocrite it's Mr Carrea.

The point is that being accused of hypocrisy is the least of his worries at the moment, when he's wanted by a regime that uses torture on dissidents.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He also had Carrea on his chat show on Russia Today while back.
And Assange has given him a PR boon just before the elections.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Russia Today is a really bizarre channel.
Honestly though I really don't know what I'd do if I were in his situation. Chances are it's game over for him no matter what he does from now on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ohh.... you two :-)

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post *makes popcorn*

(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I just donated to Wikileaks using Bitcoins.
VIVE LE REVOLUTION
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll keep Assange in Chardony...
Opaque accounting system they have there...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post people around here seem to really hate that wikileaks guy
did I miss something terrible he's done or is this a stewart lee kind of thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you not seen his stupid hair?!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post wiggyleaks
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like him
but if I ever pipe up with that opinion it quickly goes into a "he's a rapist. You support rapists. Do you hate women?" Hence I don't really bother mentioning him these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
they did a good job on him.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I know
I thought he was some kind of hero but apparently the mob is a bit fickle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post "the mob". pfffft.
How fortunate we are to be in the presence of your informed and superior intellect.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post intellect is no guarantor against mobs, unfortunately.
I don't know what else you call it when one moment someone's a hero, and then somebody cries "rape" and suddenly he's a villain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post he's evading the judicial process.
Which to most people is suggestive of some degree of guilt
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post he is,
the problem is when the judicial process is the puppet of the CIA.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes the nordic democracies are famously in the pocket of the CIA.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post they're all in NATO so yes, they are

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post actually Sweden isnt but never let the facts get in the way of your preconceptions

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post or Finland

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post well they still are, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sweden also has a long history of participating in international military operations, including most recently, Afghanistan, where Swedish troops are under NATO command
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post His claimed reasons for doing so make it far more suggestive of paranoid delusions
(IMO)
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post or paranoid facts

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, let's comprimise... can we agree on "paranoia"?
I haven't seen any convincing evidence that he'd actually get shipped off to the US by Sweden.

But then, there's a conspicuous lack of assurances that he wouldn't be.
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post the whole extradition arrangement is extremely asymetric,
when the US want somebody, they get them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon it's more the case that the UK won't do it so soon after McKinnon
So Sweden stepped up, I seem to remember (hazily) a 15 year old Swedish kid being arrested by the FBI a while back. They raided his house, in Sweden. They have form.

EDIT: Shit, can't find any trace of the story... it had something to do with DVD copy protection or something, and the code ended up on T-Shirts... did I dream all that?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I remember it actually
now you mention it
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean this chap:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Lech_Johansen. He was Norwegian. Wasn't the FBI breaking down his door either I'm afraid, but I guess you could say the Americans "started it" if you wanted to.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah maybe
it reminds me a little of the concept of electric fences mentioned in the book Flat Earth News.

An example give is that it's difficult to criticise Israel without people shouting that it's anti-semitic. Hence lots of quite reasonable people just pull faces and choose to talk about something else rather than getting shouted at.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something something /Links subjected lines something

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He's got stupid hair. You support stupid hair. Do you hate sensible hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Your silence speaks volumes.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The dog that didn't bark?
But what if there is no dog?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear Jimmy
Can You Fix-it so I can edit subject lines in links?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be GroupThink kicking in.
Sometimes happens on here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I read a news article that said he smelled of cat's wee.
Seriously that was the headline, I'll go find it

edit: here
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me
You'd almost think there was kind of smear campaign against him..... :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post many on here get bored of people in the news
and turn on them very quickly, usually for no good reason. possibly something to do with smugness or something equally stupid? I for one support him, and i can only think that those who have turned on him are playing perfectly into the hands of those who are running this smear campaign against him
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope. I always thought he was a twat.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell has no fury like a woman scorned

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He's doomed really, he's going to have to try and leave at some point.
So they'll get him one way or the other.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post his only chance is if there's some kind of dangerous situation
and they end up arresting his stunt double by mistake
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Or a very large attache case.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I'm not quite sure how this works.
Does he have to now speed through the streets in a car with diplomatic plates and be bundled into the ambassadors private jet?

If he sets foot on anything not declared Ecuadorian diplomatic property can he be arrested? Is it like tag for grown ups now? He can be 'got' in between 'safes'?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know, how did the bad guys do it in Lethal Weapon 2?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Transparency and freedom of the press are the cornerstone of wikileaks...
... except when it doesn't suit them.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh How I Despise
the floppy haired, self-publicising twat...

But he's been granted political asylum. That poxy flat is, legally, Ecuadorean territory. So we have to leave the cunt alone - as long as he stays there.

The worst possible thing we could do is invoke that pathetic law and remove diplomatic privilege from that Ecuadorean territory. 'Cos, if we do, then we're establishing a precedent that embassies, consulates and any diplomatic privileges are no longer scarosanct - and that's a raod we really shouldn't travel down.

Fuck him. Grab him if he tries to leave but, for all that's fucking holy, don't fuck about with the Vienna Convention Treaty.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well said.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with all of this.
The sanctity of embassies is more important than any individual.

And everyone involved in this stupid pantomime seems to be some kind of scumbag.
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i agree completely with this comment about the embassy
but I think your personal feelings about Assange completely misses the point. This ISN'T about him.
Its not about his personality, popularity or celebrity, just as politics shouldn't be about personality, popularity or celebrity- which it's unfortunately become. who really gives a fuck if he's floppy haired, self-publicising twat.
Its about a cause that is a lot larger than these things, and peoples obsession with his personality really sums up everything that's wrong with our whole fucking understanding of world affairs.

Cheers
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the rape charges didn't apply anymore?
Isn't the charge that he said he was wearing a condom whilst having consensual sex when he actually wasn't wearing one? A bit naughty but two years in prison for that?

I can't believe so many people are buying into all this bullshit smear campaign. Assange pissed off several governments by exposing their dirty dealings and now suddenly he's a sex offender. Coincidence?
 (Leemondus, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 'A bit naughty'?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. A bit naughty.
He shagged a woman without a condom on. Actually the condom ripped and he didn't say anything. Like THAT'S never happened before to anyone.
 (Leemondus, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't realise the story was 'it ripped whilst being worn'. That does change it hugely from an instance of lying that one was being worn when it knowingly wasn't.
The latter goes beyond being 'a bit naughty' and remains more accurately categorised as 'a bit rapey'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I could be wrong
But that's how I understand it. Plus the woman he was with came back the next morning and brought him breakfast. Hardly the actions of a raped woman, surely.

But then we're on very dodgy ground. I just don't buy any of it though, it stinks.
 (Leemondus, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post A second woman alledges he held her down and pressed his throbbing manhood against her.
Both cases seem conveniently hard to prove/disprove.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know if anyone's mentioned it but he has really stupid hair too.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame they can't have their day in court to prove if they were raped or not eh?
Just had one of his luvvie mates on sating he can't be a rapist because he stay with his family and non of them were raped.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post you really don't like him, do you? Is it a class thing?
There are a lot of irregularities about the case that people have commented on:
*the prosecutor is a known campaigner for anti-sexual violence, in sweden prosecutors are politically appointed
*The two accused did nothing until they found out he'd slept with them both, then their action was to apply to the police to force assange to have a STI test, not accuse him of rape.
*The prosecutors met with the women later and they changed their minds and entered a plea of rape
*One of the accused was tweeting 3 hours after the alleged rape occured what a great time she was having at a party and something about a cool sports car
*the prosecutors office leaked Assanges name on one of their blogs 2 hours after the charges were made, even though in Sweden anonymity is protected
*they refused assanges offer to answer questions in the pretrial by videolink, even though normally this has been offered for outside the country
*the two accusers have allegedly sent texts to their lawyers complaining that they expected to be paid that the prosecution has, but is refusing to release to the defence.
*the accusation is around the use and/or consent in the wearing of a condom, and weather it was ignored. Both accusers say the sex itself was consensual
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
*He has stupid hair
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Class thing eh?
And why would that be?

Those are all very interesting points.
He could have used them in court.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a link post My real new reel I made this!
Just finished my new showreel of work from the past year or 2. Half the video will probably scare off most potential employers unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post well...
I'd hire you based on that... and give you an immediate pay rise. And some time off work. And a curly wurly.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you kindly
I hope you can offer a dental plan too. I have nasty teeth and also need nose job coverage.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry
the curly wurly is as close to a dental plan that we have here. I can throw a dairy lea triangle in as well if you fancy? full of calcium and the kids love it
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post u got yourself a deal!

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
in that case, all we need is your name and address to forward your curly wurly and diary lea triangle. Oh, and bank details so we can send you loads of dosh before you start. And a stool sample.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvelous!
I'll need an extension on the stool sample as I've eaten nothing but corn for weeks. Could you possibly send me these chocolaty treats prior to my sample drop so as to guarantee you a nutritious result.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's brill
"He can't be a murderer, I've known him for years and he hasn't killed me"

edit: sorry, that's posted in the wrong place for some reason, but I think I'll leave it as there's now a bit of comedy menace to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A giant bag of splendid!
*Clicks firmly!*
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Mental.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo, some good stuff going on there
I would cut it in half though, it's way too long
there you go. Two bob's worth.
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah you're probably right
first it was 6 mins, then i cut it to 3 and it felt short so I put a bunch back in and said fuck it. I always have trouble cutting a reel / knowing when is enough
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Always a tricky one
give it to an editor mate for a bit of objective trimming ; )
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll probably upload a condensed version to vimeo to have another option to send people

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Video of the year, easily.
Also I'm surprised Adultswim haven't offered you your own show yet.

Also if you're using this to get work, maybe get rid of the impaled babies.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post thx
that would be nice. I always wanted to pitch them something.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit, I had no idea Kenny Hotz did a new show, just watched part 1 in Vegas
fucking excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yes just 1 season
he's a good friend of mine here in Toronto
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that was flippin crazy! And amazing!
I bet Chris Morris would have given you a job on Brass eye back in the day
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post a fine body of work
I think its likely the weird shit is what will get you the jobs
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you sir!
means a lot coming from the master of weirdness
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to say -Ahem, have you met our Cyriak?
but then you did :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post you are wonderful
and i would dearly love to work with you, dearly dearly.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel I may have been given
some sort of awful subliminal command by watching that.

(and woo!)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Aceness!

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant stuff!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely Stuff
My favourite is the Demi Moore squirty cream out of the eye sockets :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post many Thanks Mr.Sheep!
Good to hear, I almost pulled that part out.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post loved that
I'd seen them all before, still good work.
Palin is burned into my mind now, ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace
If only more showreels were like that
 (antcarpendale, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a link post What it's like to be a BBC F1 Presenter / Producer
My friend works steady-cam for these events, and posted this video showing the pressures and planning involved in producing F1 coverage and I imagine producing most live sporting events is just as pressurized.
(MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post having to listen to Eddie Jordan?
there isn't enough money in the world.

What a cunt
 (driverchris, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post All hail SkySportsF1

(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck. Working. In. Live. TV.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty Intense
in terms of all the distractions and trying to follow the cues. I had good in-ear earphones on in an office environment and could hardly track most of that let alone walk, talk, negotiate a garage and have really noisy racing car engines going off around the place.
 (otl, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating stuff!
Thanks for this :)
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this sort of thing. grassy arse!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a link post abused by kids NSFW I made this!
well i guess this is an experiment, i will let you all know the results in 12 hours this is a video that was never used here www.givenanotherchance.co.uk/ i have his permission to use it b4 you moan. ok lets see what happens.
(harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post can you give a bit more information about this?
maybe I've missed a memo on this one. Had a look at the page, seems like good stuff although "things I'm not allowed to talk about" was interesting.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
/pops some popcorn
/settles back into chair
/puts feet up
/sits and waits for the inevitable explosion...
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post looked back through the history until all this made sense
sadly I think the folk who will kick off about this have exercised their ignore button
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post it appears so, bums

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
yes you are correct a few say ignore and lie but that's not the purpose today, im on an information gathering mission. cant explain yet.
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You should be on an English course, your grammar is awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:24, Reply)
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Fuck off dawn, with u little red thumbs and your nasty comments, i'm suppose to be on ignore, this is also part of the test as is you going to youtube with your red thumbs lol.
You claim no youtube account but that's also a lie, I have been causing descent for years dawn. My grammar should mean nothing to you if i'm on ignore, therefore proving yourself to be a lying cunt.
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously, if you're going to type something please learn how to spell.
I'm not criticising you, i could actually help you, you wouldn't like my help though as i'm not a nice person, i'm a cunt, obviously.

I actually couldn't help you as you don't want to help yourself.

Grow up, you're showing no one up here other than yourself.

You can go on and on all you want, i'm not going to be a scapegoat for your lack of ability to function and interact in society or on the internet though.

I told you before to mail me through this site (to stop this being public and ruining others enjoyment of the site), you won't though as you want your irrational version of reality to be public, mail me, try me, i'll prove to you just how pathetic you are.

You know nothing about me, everyone here knows you're a cunt though, i wonder why that is?

Stay the victim but you should know you're the cause.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:21, Reply)
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Are u an American some of your grammar would appear so. As u have probably guessed by now dawn, I don't care what you think of my grammar but I am calling u a lying cunt. Nobody has not got a utube account I think you once replied to the other fella on your account. Now please do as u say and put me on ignore. I assure you i wont be putting you on ignore prove me wrong.
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
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There will be no one at your funeral.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)
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u can come dawn and dance on the grave im getting buried at sea.
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You appear to be keeping this public, why?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:03, Reply)
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ITS OK DAWN THE VIDEO WAS NOT PUBLIC I HAVE ALL I NEEDED
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
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 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)
This is a link post Things Taht Should Really Be Banned From Dancefloors I made this!
We can't teach the world to sing, but we can teach it to stop looking like a dick in the club!!!
 (NoiseyMusic, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is worse?



(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Vice doesn't seem as borderline sociopathic as it used to be.
I remember years ago reading an article in it where their interviewer asked a war photgrapher something like "what is the pussy like in Iraq?".
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Vice are actually making some decent documentaries these days.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't they just stop going to clubs,
if they don't like any of the things that happen in clubs.
Works for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Noisy Music.
What's your favourite chocolate bar?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post uh?

(NoiseyMusic, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more self awareness.
If you choose to go to shit nightclubs where cunts hang out, you should perhaps question what that says about you.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Introspection is for losers!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *commisions you to write an article for Vice magazine*

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a link post Mitchell and Webb on Exams
As its exam day GC be damned!

edit: No GC warning!? But this MUST be GC? Scrunt!?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Quality.
This M&W sketch about grammar should please people here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0l_vPyUmg

Sadly, Mitchell fucks up on about the 20sec mark when he asks the person to repeat the pronunciation of his 'acronym'. It's not an acronym, though. It's an abbreviation :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoys lots
That's great too (and one I hadn't seen before)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a link post Very fast food.

(Fluffster, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "restaurant" Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
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I wouldnt open those cans for a few minutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)
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Racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post WHY DOES HIS EAR LOOK NICE?
Also is the guy serving any relation to this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=noSQmBl9mMI ?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft, whatever. This bloke's doesn't look up when he throw them to his mate
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AbsFDVeQHc&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes he does! You can clearly see at 0:03 he looks up!
GET OFF THE INTERNET YOU LYING NONCE!

...OR JUST SPELL YOUR NAME CORRECTLY!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Rats cocks
...never.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the same place, in the first one though the guy is throwing it directly to the stove guy,
in the second one he throws it to a guy who passes it to the stove guy. Fucking amazing though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Serverbot 43 wishes you a very nice day.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Could you not fizz up my drink this time please mate
Last time half of it ended up on my lap.
 (Sherbs, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post So fast he's managed to rip a hole in both of the paper bags.
Bet they'll be less impressed when their chicken lands in the gutter.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather my food is served with care and thoughtfulness than the type of careless abruptness displayed here.
he should be fired.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)

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