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This is a link post Guy in a coma declared "fit for work"
Fuckin slacker
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post he could work as a passenger-for-hire for driving in car-pool lanes

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post could work as boris' script writer......

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He could be a coffin model

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
cruel git
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Life drawing model
Assuming he's reasonably posable.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He could get a job installing phone lines for BT
Or man Openreach's complaints desk. </real life issues>
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I've worked with a few like that

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have had Trevor Nelson's job at the Olympics

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Bicycle rack

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed at that a lot more than I should have....

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Case worker at ATOS?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They've caused a lot of stress and worry to people who don't deserve it
not to mention being completely unfair, arseheads.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention loss of benefits as well.
bureaucratic fuckwittery of the highest order.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Draft excluder.
 (loci, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post HAAA
Office laugh. Fortunately not many people around right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 8:44, Reply)
This is a link post Phenomenal cover of Sweet Child of Mine
It's almost like listening to the album version.
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post like listening to the album version
IN AWESOME-LAND...
 (cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hey, what's this... it's got a good beat.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRwie4W-wkM&t=9m55s
 (swank, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)
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you made me laugh. well done. shit day has a positive
 (smalldickedandproud, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Is this the jazz version?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the person due to leave a response is currently lying on the floor pissing himself with laughter.
we apologise for the interruption and hope to have services running again very soon. Customer Services team.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Cover versions
Coincidentally I recently saw someone perform a version of this very song on a musical saw. Strangely moving.
 (sleekloon Curing Cancer one cell at a time., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me that's incredible.
At what point did they decide 'Yep, I think we should film that. That's good enough to be viewed by people'. They should have learnt to play their instruments first. Maniacs.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The best thing, the absolute BEST thing about this
at the beginning the drummer counts in with 5 beats
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ActuaLOL!

(Braising Squid, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than the original. 100%

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:26, Reply)
This is a link post Harry Hill Tour Dates
Harry Hill has announced the dates of his first live tour in six years, to be called Sausage Time.

He will play 40 nights next spring, kicking off in Canterbury on February 7 and ending in Edinburgh on March 30.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ahh fucksticks
no dates in the south west?.. I'll have to get my mule cart out and travel up north
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Tuesday 19th Mar, '13
Venue: Bristol Colston Hall
Prices: Call for prices
Show: Harry Hill: Sausage Time
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post bristol
aint the south west.. Im deep down the south west next to cornwall....im too lazy to go that far
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post BADGER PARADE

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Salford Lowry - Call for prices
Given that it's £31 the next night I suspect there's a piss-take approaching
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I caught him at a charity gig earlier in the year
Really don't quite get this guy, I'm afraid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)
This is a link post Handy android app for /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Log for your logs
Diarrhoea diary for fascinating faeces.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post Bacon Wrapped eggs
In response to the scotch eggs, down there \/ \/
Yes its a repost, possibly by me, but is easy to make and nom-nom-tastic. And ingredients bought on the way home from the pub.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just eaten so not hungry right now....
But I will be trying these later on! They look tasty.
*clickage*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the addition of cheese is gilding the lily a bit

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Using a metal blade to get stuff out of a non-stick tin?
Ye gads.

PS: They look disgusting. EaC, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Pathetically, I actually winced at that bit. Empathy shouldn't be allowed to extend to inanimate objects.
 (Braising Squid, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
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but....They have Canon 5D, so everything they film is valid, accurate, expert and brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post good noms... will try this :)
also... tune!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFFmeatujwo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ZNEfopwH0 (instrumental)
 (swank, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post indubitably a great idea eggs and bacon bakes
how peculiar I was listening to RJD2 is god album and this track was the next one...
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Strange when that happens...
One Day is probably my favorite RJD2 tune, although there are quite a few I had to have a personal wrangle over to come to that choice.
 (swank, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post there are many to choose
I do like the deadringer album.
I once woke up with the song Firestarter in my head - turned on the radio and it was playing...spooky ghosts and stuff like that..
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good
but what's that orange shit they allege is cheese?
 (Oysterboy, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post american eggs and bacon looks well toss
the recipe has some legs though
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Amateur.
Where's the butter on the tray to prevent sticking? He burnt the shit out of it by massively overcooking it as well. Also, it's bacon and eggs - why the hell is he putting cheese and greenery on it? It doesn't even need salt, there's plenty in the bacon!

Less is more!

/rant
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:19, Reply)
This is a link post I thought that bloke with the biro on his face was bad....
but these....
 (I helped save b3ta! damaged goods so little time, so many targets, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
oh dear! something awful has a thread of bad tattoos like this, the tats of badly drawn babies always amaze me.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear...
Second one down, I can't even tell where on the body that is - it just looks like a horrid quivering mound.

And the guy with the beer can tattoo, I bet he is always making rubbish jokes about his "six pack".
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The President Obama/Joker one is quite, quite special.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't make a decision between Obama and Craig Charles

(Braising Squid, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
and maybe these people enjoy showing off their twatoos with pride
Really sad
 (Sherbs, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder at what point they thought
"this may have been a bad idea?"

For me, faces of people always looks incredibly wrong in tattoo form...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I see nothing amiss here.
Tupac was a unicorn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post No, fake.
Tupac should clearly be humping a dolphin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you talking about?
The muffin on the toilet is fantastic!
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:18, Reply)
This is a link post A song with a felix the cat animation I made this!
Because, er, well. It's still a bit 'ot innit?
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a link post The silence beneath the bark / le silence sous l'écorce
Full short film. Lovely animation.
(Sherbs, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit glassy cockles
Clicked all the same as it is beautiful and always worth multiple viewings
 (Braising Squid, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Awe
it didn't show but thanks for the click. I really like it.
The way the characters are like seeds is an ace idea. I saw a snippet in the pictoplasma volume 3 trailer.
 (Sherbs, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a link post In ur brains hackin ur PIN
With a chilling hint of the not-so-distant future, researchers at the Usenix Security conference have demonstrated a zero-day vulnerability in your brain. Using a commercial off-the-shelf brain-computer interface, the researchers have shown that it’s possible to hack your brain, forcing you to reveal information that you’d rather keep secret.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Call be old fashioned but i'll stick with the electrodes to the testicles method.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If someone starts putting headgear on me
and flashing up all 10000 numbers from 0000 to 9999 on a screen and asking to see my debit card then I reckon I'd cotton on that something was up.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post Game of Thrones theme played on 3 commodore 64 sound chips.
I have no idea if this is easy or hard, cool or otherwise.... Just guessed a nerd or two around here might give a shit...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know the game of thrones theme.
I like this though. I remember 'The Shalroth'(a user here)is really knowledgeable about all the Sid chip stuff.
Do you like any Dubmood at all? Here's a nice little one..*Bonus interlude - www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_dFddzIN28
 (Sherbs, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post programming old sound and graphics hardware is generally quite simple if you know how,
you just push values into registers for volume, frequency &c on each channel. Nice to see it done with real chips though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Simple in theory perhaps.
But making anything decent is very challenging (art through adversity and all that).
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah making sounds is easy,
making anything that sounds good is a different matter of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post So the idea is like a mong like me
smashing at a piano? So just like any instrument I guess.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a link post This is starting to get on my tits*
What's with all the supporters standing outside cheering and the live news coverage? It just doesn't make sense to me.

It's not as though he's the embodiment of Wikileaks - if he fell under a bus (I reckon a lot of governments are currently hoping this happens) Wikileaks wouldn't suddenly cease to exist.

*I don't really have any (many)
(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post he does come across as an attention seeking whore
why the televised public appearance, why not release a written statement to the press?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Does anyone else think he looks like
John Inman ?
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post now that I've googled him
yes, he does a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironically, Julian Assange isn't exactly free though :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I found 3 google images, certainly proving the sun's point of it being 'an internet hit' as they usually are(n't)
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4493711/Spoof-Julian-Assange-pic-is-massive-net-hit-with-John-Inman.html
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post !

(I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ii suppose its the uncomfortable truth
that people will rally around a person...before their ideas....

castro
hitler
john lennon
dawkins

its just a same that assange comes across to most people as "ew he's a bit slimy and smug" is the problem...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What if he's an actual rapist?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This does seem to be the point that's been missed

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I most definitely have not missed this point...

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post But he can't be a rapist he's so dashing and upsets naughty old America!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to really like that straw-man.
I hope you haven't raped it.
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post well sweden could give a guarantee not to extradite him to the U.S and he could stand on trial for those charges

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post They have done
Repeatedly.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post oh well thats not what the swedish foreign minister said on radio the other day

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post As he said in many earlier interviews
His role is to be the guy that everyone attacks so that wikileaks can continue.

I don't understand why the average joe is angry about this.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post For a long time he has adversely affected the credibility, neutrality and effectiveness of that organisation.
He should separate himself entirely from Wiki-leaks if he wants to do some good. I'm sure his friends at Russia Today will keep him stocked up with roubles?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping he was
going to do a poorly scripted open mic comedy set.
"Work is like rape, you get out of it what you put in... is this mic on?"
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He has the word Ass in is surname

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at his silly hair!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The trouble with Assange
Is he just walks into the back of the embassy
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks a bit smug
Cunty
 (Sherbs, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a link post Ted Parker, a man who likes his drawings to smile NSFW
NSFW because there's a few that you'd find difficult to justify looking at
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I have a new FB cover picture...
Ta :)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I take it he can't really draw faces at all then?

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a link post as we await St Assange's speech from the balcony just remember...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post haha mindpiss
b3ta.com/board/10829995
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a link post Pussy Riot Kids may be grabbed...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post oh what,
I thought their little stunt was stupid enough as it was, now I find out they've got young kids as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Emmeline Pankhurst just spun in her grave

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know how this has got to be about women's right to vote,
they chose to have kids, if you've got kids and you go out causing civil disturbances that get you thrown in prison, strikes me as a bit irresponsible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be Emmeline Pankhurst the mother of 5 and famous civil disobedience-er

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post argument high five
your powers of google are strong
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Why thank you
I admit to having to google for the name but I knew there were some that had popped out sprogs and still had an opinion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post and I'm supposed to change my mind now, because of this name?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post you have a right to vote
because of that name...your position in society today is arguably a tribute to that "name" amongst others who shared her similar position of being a mother, and an active member of society.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this may be true but nothing logically follows from it.
I don't owe this person any loyalty because of what I got out of it. So she was irresponsible as well, and she turned out to be on the winning side, well there you go.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post seriously?
you don't owe anything to the people who fought and often died for your freedom which you exercise?

do emancipated slaves not owe anything to the people who fought for their emancipation?

do i not owe anything to my grandfather who went to war on the front lines in germany and witnessed his friends dying, to contribute to a world which allows me to sit her typing this right now?

yes i do, and you are seriously, and sadly and disappointingly wrong.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't owe loyalty.
I don't have to approve of everything anybody did just because I got something out of it in the end.

If I had been saved from hypothermia I wouldn't owe loyalty to the nazi scientists who threw prisoners into barrels of ice-water to see what would happen.

If someone neglected their responsibilities as a parent and risked arrest to get women the right to vote I don't have to approve of people neglecting their responsibilities to their children for the sake of some other political cause.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post and where with the nazis
i love a good nazi,

"I don't have to approve of everything anybody did just because I got something out of it in the end."

no you don't, but your argument is roughly, these women as mothers should not put their kids welfare in danger by protesting.

why is the children's welfare at danger if they protest? imagine living in that world...if they will take your children for protesting, what else will they do...is it not better to get the worlds media attention so such an atrocity sparks outrage?

is it the duty of a mother to bring her child into a world where they could be imprisoned or killed just for having a different "opinion"?

or is the correct thing to do, as a mother, or human being, to try to create the best possible world for all of us, our brothers, sisters, friends and children?

and to do that by making a big fuss...to get global attention, by taking a risk... aren't they trying to protect their children ultimately?

im bored of this now,
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be honest I don't really know how bad the civil rights situation is in Russia at the moment,
I only wanted to point out that I can support someone's cause without approving of their methods.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh it's not that bad
So long as you're not wanting free speech, challenge the political establishment, believe in an deity not approved by the state, be the wrong colour, have sex with people the same gender as you....

If you're silly enough to want any of that then it's pretty horrible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post http://nplusonemag.com/pussy-riot-closing-statements
You should probably do some research first before spouting shit then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe I should but I'm not just going to take their word for it,
I can read exactly this sort of paranoid rant on Infowars any day of the week and I take it with a pinch of salt. I need something of substance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That isn't 100% true...
The right to vote for women owed just as much to WW1 as it did to people chaining themselves to railings. It was then that women emerged from the home and drove buses, made all the munitions and basically did all the jobs that they were thought incapable of that made people think they might just have the sense to vote sensibly too.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post and this changes my point how?

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
You implied the right to vote was a result of protest; I say it was more down to circumstances.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yes but the actions which proved women where equal
backed up a concept which had been brought to the pubic attention through a series of protests and attention grabbing stunts.... the mouth opened first and then the body followed through on the promises...

so owing a debt of gratitude, or at least supporting the people who where involved in that process is the right thing to do, they where just as much a part of it, being the vocal genesis of it.

so my point still stands.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
But with more facepalm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post wait.
what do you think I am actually saying here?
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a sign I've been reading B3ta.com too long
that I saw "spun" and immediately replaced it with "spunked"?
 (quaint, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep :)

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Combined with the picture above your post
I just read that as "Emmeline Spankhurst".
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This story annoys me
They would have known full well what they were doing and that by performing this stunt they could potentially get into a lot of trouble. Whilst I'm all for free pussy (fnar), these brought it upon themselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post How rationale of you.
*Chases with pitchfork*
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Not in the bum!
OWWWWW!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post as protests go this wouldn't have caused much of a stir in any civilised country
blaming these people for the trouble they are in is like blaming protesters in dictatorships for getting themselves shot.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not saying their punishment is justified.
In fact I think it's deplorable. But I wouldn't go out and shit in a policemens helmet, because I know full well I'll be in trouble for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post you wouldn't steal a movie
edit: haha I hadn't seen that
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post you might if you lived in a country where policemen shat in your hat on a daily basis

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post the other day a group of policemen came into my house
and started singing a song about how much they hate burglars.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
So being a bit of a nob in a church and saying you don't like the prime minisiter justifies jail and having your kids taken away? Can't say I agree, old chum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post not justifying the length of the sentence or anything,
but this is Russia, they should hardly have been surprised.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post so if you live in a country with a violent dictatorship...
you shouldn't do anything to fight against it, because they might kill you?

isn't that a sort of parasitic view of society...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post you take your risks, is all I'm saying,
and what they did wasn't merely protesting, as is their right in my opinion. What they did was a stunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post like chaining yourself to railings?
or throwing yourself under horses?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post yes,
like that. Very foolish things to do. Especially the latter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that's the point being made
more that they would have known of the potential consequences
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post most people who protest or seek radical change,
will know of potential consequences before they take a risk, thats what makes them so special... people like this that will say "bad shit could happen to me because of this, but i'm not willing to let it continue without making a stand"

fucking hell, when did "the man" castrate everyone?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexist!
So it's only people with testicles who can be brave is it!

Seriously though, I think we're talking at crossed purposes here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post But ultimately, isn't that just the point we're arguing?
That is what I posted

"They would have known full well what they were doing and that by performing this stunt they could potentially get into a lot of trouble"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post yes but you shouldn't be all
serves them right,

you should be more like...

fuck thats terrible...


well you can be whatever you want... but...damn.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I never said serves them right
I said they brought it upon themselves. Meaning is different. I do think it's terrible...

Let's not fight, let's be friends... *hugs*


*gropes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post it doesn't "serve them right"
(what a nonsensical phrase anyway)

but I still find it difficult really to take their side in the matter, what they did overstepped freedom of speech and was inappropriate. And then what the authorities did overstepped justice and was inappropriate. Both sides want their heads knocking together if you ask me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You've got my opinion wrong
I don't agree with it at all. It's terrible. I'm just saying they must have known what they were letting themselves in for by doing it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, just to cheer us up, have you noticed that one of the three is smoking hot? Every cloud has a sexy lining.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i keep reading it
as pussy rot....

makes me feel queasy
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
I do love the way it is suddenly OK to say 'pussy' on the telly and radio.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post All we need to do is get Kunt and the Gang in a news story somehow
And they'll be able to say pretty much anything on tv :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *drops monocle*
Well Sir, you certainly make a valid point...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, 22, and Maria Alyokhina, 24, were scrambling to arrange foster-care agreements to prevent social workers from taking the tots away from their families"

Sounds like they did know what they were risking, their families are already looking after the kids. What they didn't expect was the government to try and remove the children from their families.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Pussy what
www.moonofalabama.org/
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
I watched their "church gig" on youtube. It was shit. I would have asked for my money back.
 (loci, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post A Walt Disney classic ... The Story of Menstruation
:D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you.
Interesting and VERY useful. Thank you, Kimberly Clarke and thank you, Mr. Matt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a link post woman falls through table
made me giggle.
(Mokoshne, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s0xBEqc7c4
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Now THAT is funny.
And to think he'd only just come from the hospital.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(Sherbs, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *polishes floor hard*
*gathers rugs and sets up camera*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post needs a gentle
wet fart after the impact just to add a little more depth.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Australians don't fuck about with their safety adverts

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know that co.nz is the TLD for Australia?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm
I think the answer is the question.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 42?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post They all sound the same

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! what a twat.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this
should be an advert for condoms.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic Kiwi comedy :)

(goatsy open wide, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 6:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Tidy up your filthy houses
you dirty Kiwi proles!
 (835Rocks, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post Hey C3-Pluto, what you got on your tray there?
Disney "Star Tours" figures, now available in Disney parks
includes Pluto as C3PO with his favourite dildo

 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post because I'm in a pedantic mood
I'll politely inform you that it's Goofy holding the dildo, Pluto is R2-D2.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I can never remember which is which
or understand how Mickey has a dog as a voiceless pet but also as a talking friend

Besides, C3-Pluto sounds much better than Goofy-PO. Who designs these things?!
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't normally have got it
It was only because it came up at the pub the other day.

Does this mean that Goofy is super-smart, despite being called Goofy, or that Pluto should be the same as Goofy but is technically retarded?
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post they both take place in a cartoon universe...
before you start arguing about pluto or goofy i'll remind you that this is a world where people hang in the air for a few seconds before they drop
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post All this talk of Goofy reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7baCckh-XE
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, that's pretty well-made :)

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA-mYIDJ2Hw
 (Sherbs, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Can anyone please explain the popularity of Mickey Mouse?
When I grew up there were far more entertaining characters on TV - Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny etc. He always struck me as one of the most boring cartoon characters out there.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed .... but do not underestimate the power of the darkside ...
that is Disney - they made Mickey and Co. probably more popular than they should have been.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking this just yesterday when I caught a Looney Tunes on TV in the afternoon.
Marvin the Martian and Bugs Bunny. Knocked spots off Mickey the Mouse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Was there an Earth-shattering Kaboom?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8rYotiiFP8
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post They've crossed some of the shitiest Disney characters with the shitiest Star Wars.
Where's Launchpad McQuack as Han Solo?
 (Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well they're shit
I can't even work out what character Darth Maul is.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post bottom get

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 6 Aug 2016, 13:34, Reply)

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