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This is a normal post Scrunted 6 days ago...
www.b3ta.com/links/847781 by me, still worth another watch though.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's Scrunted his first post
Uh-oh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
This isn't even a "technical Scrunting" either, where it was posted during Gayshift five years ago. This is blatant, first degree, premeditated Scrunting.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post i dont trust him
i think he's come here to destroy the place
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, what a fucking scrunt.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh you fast typist you

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had the advantage
of knowing who posted it though.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Almost said 'scroll down' but I think it was a few days ago I saw that clip here

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post God that's just awful.
Who comes up with this garbage?
 (I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a link post One Monento
Friends of mine done this, considering that the B3ta community is all about creativity I think you might enjoy it. www.onememen.to/
 (tadd31, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That font is impossible to read
It's like hieroglyphics
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeap, they are sorting out the font on PC indeed
itunes.apple.com/us/app/one-memento/id536240613?ls=1&mt=8 that's the link to the app... I like the concept of the app that take one photo only to keep for ever.
 (tadd31, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have an iPhone
I wonder how many pictures of arses and ballsacks will be uploaded though? Is there any sort of moderation?

Also I can take one photo now and keep it forever if I like. Only I usually take lots and also keep them forever. I'm not quite seeing it here. Maybe someone can enlighten me?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only 250,000 will be saved...
I think you need to see this more as an art project, I do anyway, when you think about it 250,000 for the all world is not that much. Sharing that special moment is pretty inspiring.
 (tadd31, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but 250,000 shots of arses and ballsacks though
It seems open to abuse to me. Just my opinion though, not being all obstinate on purpose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course it could be abused...
Like any UGC campaigns people could do stupid things goo.gl/9Lq3v but I think it's more geared to people that love photography, so hopefully people will respect that. Am pretty sure they can remove any offensive material from the servers anyway...
 (tadd31, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I might download this free one shot camera,
then prise the back off and put some more film in it.

BWAAAAAAAAA HA HAHA HA HA!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see this as art personally...
...because it goes against the culture of snapping tons of stuff and forgetting all about it. Trying to select the one shot you want to keep forever is actually harder than one might think. Give it a go, the submissions already posted are actually inspiring and above the usual Instagram level.
 (tadd31, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have a little play later
(My tongue was firmly glued to my cheek in the post above, I wasn't rubbishing your work, just being silly)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post No offense taken...
it's B3ta after all.... 8)
 (tadd31, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the "keep forever" bit is what I don't get
digital photography (especially app based novelty photography such as this) is essentially ephemeral.

I have been taking photos for years, and any that I want to "keep forever" get printed - because in 100 years time, a good print will still be viewable, whereas this project will have been dead and buried with the images nolonger accessible for almost as long.

"You've got one shot" is a great game to play though, I'd just rather play it with a proper camers than an iPhone.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Im going to take it apart,
and use the flash from it to make a tazer...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only on the iTwat crapp store?
Shame :(
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes...
I think they will see how it goes first...it's the concept more than the app that interested me in the first place.
 (tadd31, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post fairy muff.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame that the images captured are not available for stream outside of an iOS app
Any plans on changing that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I've done my bit for art.

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arse or ballsack?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't decide
So I went for taint
 (I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a link post weeeee
Well, made me laugh and watch it numerous times, needs sound though.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good 4 seconds that :)

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post hits 1 continuously......
weee.....weeeee.....weeeee....hahahaaaa!
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Swans "Soundtracks for the Blind" Full double album.
(genuine) Apologies: I can't imagine this is interest to many people. But I absolutely LOVED this album when it first came out.
Any Swans fans out there might be appreciative of the trip down memory lane. (Copper Disc is there as a full album too)
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm off to see them in November, never really heard of them really.

So cliquey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard good things about Swans.
It's nice and droney isn't it? This is going on right now. Fuck you mainstream co-workers!
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha- Two and a half hours of noise/drone?
Your co-workers will love you!
The album previous to "Soundtracks..." was chock-a-block full of 'proper' songs.... this song is especially lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha yeah
one of them is suffering from a reading festival hangover so this is teaching him a valuable lesson.
I like it man. That 'blind' song's really nice. He sounds a bit like smog too.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd not noticed that...but I can totally hear the Smog thing.
There's a crossover of collaborators with Bill Callahan too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't know they'd made music after 1987 or 89ish.
Had some odd times listening to Virgin Prunes, Psychic TV and Swans.
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Been listening to the new album this week 'The Seer'...pretty good.
 (loci, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody brilliant album.
Spent much of the weekend heavily intoxicated. listening to Neurosis - might have to have a Michel Gira weekend this time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat's are arseholes...
A dog would never...
(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post SCRUNNNNNT

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am the new GC?
I never got the memo.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The email was sent out last week
have you checked your spammo box?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to sens it
but feared it may have been sent before, so I chose not to.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha, perfect

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post great comedic timing there

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha what a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post If this ever gets a Hollywood remake
Then surely Gary old an will get the part of the cat???
 (OTT, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, this is must be the feline remake of Half-Life 2
Specifically, the part with the can
 (User #86772, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Stackenblochen...
Germany tv at it's finest..
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ
Americans still think it's funny to label Germans as Nazis? Ask any German if they agree with that.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know!
It's a good thing we have never done it.
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post so wait...
...it's okay to make fun of American stereotypes, but not European ones? 'scuse me while I hop on my rascal scooter and make my way to KFC for a Carb-O-Bukkit...
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Best. Headline. Ever.
Not only is my title ronseal, the headline is also.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Terminated by the university?
Seems a bit harsh for drunken monkey fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno.
I think that if Drunk and Disorderly was a capital offence they'd soon have to close all the Wetherspoons down...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Drunk and Disorderly Sex with Monkeys
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post it would shut down itself
lack of customers. See also: Yates' wine lodge
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Realistic sketching

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
He's got some skillz.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you find that is "Sk1llz0rz", Mr Bloke.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sk1llzrex?
wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub

oh *do* shut up you tiresome cunt
edit: not you THA...


 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hope he's not planning on a game of Solitaire any time soon.
 (Danabnormal, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHATS THE BLOODY POINT

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the thing on the end of the stick he's holding that the art comes out of.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh. That explains it - thanks ;-).

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see stuff like this and just expect it to be the result of some kind of brain injury or condition.
Like those people that can do insanely complicated mathematics in their head but unable to tie their own shoes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't tie my own shoes
but I can't do hard sums either

What do I win?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Internet Ham!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqVTX7YSHfk
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post A VIP pass to the backroom of the tiresomely named new bristol club "R7"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post *googles*
Hmm. I'm not *entirely* convinced that club is for me
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha.
Says the OMT barfly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post OMT is a pub though
and I like pubs, you can have conversations in them and they actually serve a half decent pint.

This looks like a bigger, louder, worse version of BBB - which is frickin awful!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maths professors, you mean?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably between shots he is projecting a scanned image onto the paper?
Or using the old stand-by of tracing paper.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see 2 reasons why your answer doesnt make sense.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i rekon he should draw some £20 notes and give them away as art in exchange for goods


i cant see any harm coming from such an enterprise
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Quiz: Which Stock Photo Cliché are You? (Business Edition) I made this!
A quiz with words about pictures that I done wrote for a client.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Alexander Polli, Tracksuit, Wingsuit Flying: Reality Of Human Flight
Not the first one of these vids posted, but quite good soundtrack. And proper mental.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post "That's not flying... that's falling with style."

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Welcome back to work! I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
cauliflower! camshaft!
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, oh man
I love the thinly veiled sarcasm in this series
 (I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flared cords!

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Take one leaf blower, attach old paint roller to it and add toilet rolls
You now have a slow-motion, automatic, toilet paper unrolling gun device
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really dislike leafblowers.
Noisy, energy-wasting, and utterly pointless things.

I dislike children for the same reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I put them in the same category as patio heaters
Want to clear leaves? Buy a rake. Want to get warm outside? Wear a jacket.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong with a good old fashioned fire on the patio?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this will bells on it.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post A gif badly in need of a CDC

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Rockin' with Rita (Head to Toe)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-ZLGY5MrtE

No idea if Ted Chippington's penis is made of flesh or glass, but fuck it. I love this tune.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post fookin legend

(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
I don't know if I've heard this before, but I love it. Ted and Fuzzbox!
I used to fancy the women from Fuzzbox so much. Still do I guess. To me they're like the feminine ideal...
 (I helped save b3ta! Pod Malore B3ta changed the way I poop, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had the outrageous horn for them too.
And still do too.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:54, , Reply)
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(herman:D, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:24, , Reply)
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(herman:D, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I very much enjoyed this at the weekend
the dancers for Horse Meat Disco made me laugh quite a lot. SHEXY!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter tripe
She was miming, evident by the fact mixes start coming in before she even touches anything, pretends to do a backspin when it's actually part of the track she's playing, someone has to remind her there is a play button on CDJ2000s, laptop DJs to inspire the kids of today, getting paid massive wages out of our licence fee to not even have the balls to play live.. Yeh, well done, BBC. #Awful
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given that this was on C4, what has the BBC got to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey hey, let's not let FACTS get in the way of a good old fashioned points-of-view "oh why oh why" rant.
Has the Daily Mail taught us nothing?
[edit] using hashtags not on twitter makes me sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't it just?
#sad
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post .

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Facts?
That's just the kind of thing I'd expect from the liberal elite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post The BBC employ and promote her, wasting my hard earned on her wages,
and are the reason she is "famous" and on here.

Sorry, was that not #obvious?
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post But even if we allow that she was miming here -
and I have no idea one way or the other on that - it tells us nothing at all about what she does in any other context. It's hardly as if BBC jobs are handed out on spec - and so it's reasonable to believe that she does do something.

As for your hard-earned cash - let's break it down a bit.
It's a bit hard to find any record of her salary; but based on the figures I've found for other presenters after a bit of googling, it's probably in the region of £100k. But - to give you as much room as possible - let's double that to be on the safe side.
The BBC's income from licence fees is £3.6bn. This means that her salary represents a massive 1/200th of a percent of that income - or, to put it another way, one twenty-thousandth.
The TV licence currently costs £145.50. So your contribution to her pay comes in at £145.50/20000. Which is less than three-quarters of a penny per year.

So if you're worried about your money being wasted, you could at least console yourself with the thought that - at worst - this terrible drain on your resources comes in at the sort of money that you could have earned while doing your job instead of reading this post to begin with.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually...
Assuming that you're an adult earning the minimum wage, you're on £6.08/hour - which is as much as to say that it takes you (0.0075/6.08)x3600 seconds - so 4.44 seconds - to earn three-quarters of a penny. It takes less time if you're on more than the NMW.

I reckon it takes about 20 seconds to read that post - which means that you'd've been able to earn three quarters of a penny about 4 times. If anyone should be concerned about a waste of earnings, it's your employer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post *types furiously on calculator*
He's right ya kno'
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phew!
My school arithmetic days passed a loooooooooooooooong time ago; I was worried that I'd made some silly error in the calculation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure she was miming actually...
...there's a moment at around 30:40 where she realises rip groove is too low and wangs the gain up (you only catch video of her actually finishing the adjustment but you can clearly hear it). That would be a funny thing to put in a pre-recorded set.
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post at 34:23 you can clearly hear the gunt reflex strobe in sync with the outflange when she's left the magimix on

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking knew it!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm setting myself up for a fall here... but...
I know nothing about DJing; yet what she's doing to the control panel seems to make no discernible difference to what's coming out of the speakers.

Can someone explain?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Not there myself though my Sis and Soon-to-be Bro in law do DJ. I will consult them for advice on said piece
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you're DJing...
...most of your time is spent adjusting the incoming track, so to a layman it looks like you're pressing lots of buttons and it's not doing anything. It's kinda hard to tell from the video if she is actually playing live or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post that whole evening was complete donkey cock
from the stupid tub o lard introducing it to the "social media" corner of the DJ booth. The DJs were also pretty shit & playing absolute bobbins. It was a nice idea hampered by lack of fuckin taste & some idiot producers with a whiteboard. Other than that 10/10 good job.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post this ^
100% agree
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know fuck all about being one of these "disc jockies" but either the audio is badly out of sync or she's miming.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have had a few "Master of Ceremonies" there to distract from her fake jockeying.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ant & Dec?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure that's a good idea,
They'll just wreck the mic, as usual.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Psyche!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I'm going to watch a great new film this evening"
"oh really, who is the projectionist?"





(can't remember who said this)
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoever it was
it sums up DJs for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
Im going to use that A LOT
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed the Grandmaster Flash bit at least

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found this quite painful to watch.
Was clubbing always this boring?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know about you
but most of the clubbing I remember didn't involve being sober, sitting infront of a screen watching some bint fiddling with a mixer in the middle of the day...

I feel a bit sorry for her really. DJing without a crowd is just not the same as having a crowd of people visibly react to what you're doing.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Hoody chase scene from the genius "A Touch of Cloth" that was on last couple of days
fantastic spoof of UK crime drama
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard them review this on Radio 4
they liked it so much that they ran out of superlatives. It's Charlie Brooker innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep :)
it was relentless. Every second spent laughing at a joke meant you missed another two.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still wasnt a patch on 'Citizen Kahn' on BBC1 last night
Anyone see it? it was a Pakistani version of 'my family' starring Kris Marshall as a white, brummie, ginger muslim convert. No? It was every bit as utter shite as you are imagining it is....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was proper funny, yeah
Owes a huge amount to Police Squad mind, it even recycled some classic Zucker jokes ("I came as soon as I heard.." etc)

Hope they make more of them still - it was ace
 (Jimmers, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The press conference scene slayed me
"Jemima Symes, Rhyming times. Were the victims gored with a type of sword?"

"Well that's one line of inquiry.......which you can put in your diary."
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I laughed at cut-outs death and her distraught family.
 (loci, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Charlie Brooker
But I didn't think much of Cloth. Turned it off after a few minutes and find this clip a bit forced and unfunny.
Has a feel of a poor British take on Police Squad, or a bit like Royston Vasey & Hot Fuzz's love child without the funny bits
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Bic for her biro reviews
Yeah I know Amazon reviews but these are quite well thought through and have a point, some are quite poetic.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post When someone further down the page
posts a link that responds to another page, and that other page has already been in the newsletter... well...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post SCRUNT!!??!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post We should totally get one of those big lights to shine a giant "S" on the clouds.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha this! ^^

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll say two things
1. Has this been in the newsletter?
2. Shut up that's why.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a link post This hotwheels track just keeps....on.....going
Over 3 million views but link checker says no
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post So many edits. Can't help but think we're seeing the same 4 sections of track over and over.
Back in my day, we 'ad to entertain ourselves wi' two bits o' gravel an' a pile o' dog shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You was lucky !!

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a link post The secret life of machines - The Sewing Machine.
I used to love this show as a kid. This was my favorite one.

A classic for my 100th link!

Part 2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNRuUr4hlo

Part 3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq9V8W6tV40
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I met Tim Hunkin back in May
he's a *thoroughly* nice chap - and his workshop is ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Live 2D - Interactive 3D animation of 2D images
Impressive and cute anime 2d / 3d thingy.
Will definately end up in porn games, resulting in people wiping their cocks on their tablet PCs.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Interactive 3D animation of 2D images"
What, like Doom 1 back in 1993?
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell - is doom really that old?
Still plays brilliantly, too, and scares the shite out of me like no other game can - even today.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post The underground bits of the Stalker games are the only really scary ones
Edit: Oh, and Amnesia
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed Amnesia (which I got int he recent humble bundle) as far as the water bit.
Then I got bored.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes.
STALKER is one of the few games to make me jump.
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like you draw your element, give it a poly mesh then build a 3d puppet with the collection of meshes.
Saw this the other day but was put off by the now obligatory under-age girl being felt up.

I grew up reading manga watching the odd anime that made it over here but it's getting pretty samey.

Used to love my monthly issue of Lone wolf and cub, Apple Seed, outlanders etc.
But now it all seems to have been done by the same artist that learnt from a "how to draw manga" book.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post *patents design for auto-monitor squeegee*

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post *looks over shoulder*
*Puts rounded corners on design. Sells for billions*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post virginity cream
about time too!

advert for it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPayFrCOiZM
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT
THE FUCK?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"The makers of 18 Again, the Mumbai-based pharmaceutical company Ultratech, say it is the first of its kind in India (similar creams are already available in other parts of the world such as the USA), and fills a gap in the market."
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:12, , Reply)

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