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This is a link post String Quartet and a musical saw
They're doing it all very seriously, but I think it sounds like a woman screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Need to find me one of those. I usually do the digeridoo out an open window for the neighbors' sake. This would be a nice alternative.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I need some clarification here.
Didgeridoo out the window for the neighbours' sake - is this so they can hear it clearly throughout the neighbourhood, or so they can't hear it through the walls?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually just me trying to be funny. I do it from a second floor window and watch the little kids all gaze about and whisper to each other.
It is really for my amusement when I think of it. *hangs head at sad, sad life*
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You lure kids with your didgeridoo?
Now I have seen everything...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, I see. [Ambles off to make a cup of cocoa and put the dog out]

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post What the fuck is Barack Obama doing on Reddit?!
The word "confirmed" is being thrown around a lot but...really?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post completely bizarre...
someone today mentioned he was on tumblr too. :S
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard he has some tunes on myspace

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I read through a bunch. It seems like a typical set up question - canned response.
I am also somewhat disappointed that Redditors did not flood it with porn. They must have had an agreement that the "post anything" rule be suspended.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post what would the penalty be
for sending the president porn?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's give it a try, Missy!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post you send him something,
and i will have a boat ready to break you out of Gitmo.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you think, the red thong or the nipple clamps?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post go with both...
that would be a great look for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Just trying out this full length mirror. I'm thinking I need to stuff a sock in to add a bit more, y'know, oomph.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post every little bit helps...

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "little bit" is right.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Give it a couple of days
and he will be here on /links.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and then our resident NRA nut-job
goes gunkill crazee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs popcorn and 3D specs*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen a post from Pissflaps for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He's under surveillance

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought he was in solitary?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post They let him out because he kept defecating everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends which one he fancies more...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post mitts on /talk already

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought /talk was just Romney raving to himself.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Clicking 'I made this'
and everyone complaining how they have all seen it before on redd...blah blah blah then the president has a massive flounce and deletes his account and comes back with a tattoo on his face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post With a tree named Henry, who is his top adviser.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post NOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post they seem to be struggling with the load
we could offer to host it here instead?

I particularly like the part where he answers a question about space exploration, and someone corrects his grammar
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
i saw that too...
an asteroid Mr. President. hahaha.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the response from someone else:
"Don't correct the president, neckbeard."
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This is a link post Dance fail.
I'm sure this must of been on here before. If not, why?
GC, SK, Scrunt, whatever it is these days sagt nein.
(northerncock, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen that guy's brother
trifle.b3ta.com/links/849706
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a link post Surprised
this doesn't happen more often.
(northerncock, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i saw this last night,
a couple of those guys looked seriously injured. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post From the Telegraph
"All four pit crew were taken to a nearby hospital but none received serious injuries."

Lucky guys.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post oh that is a relief.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen some where they're run over, or hit by the car as it fails to stop in time.
Not an easy job.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post took the second viewing to work out what happened
I guess it was pretty fast, because those guys went down hard
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear Ralf.
If you can't beat the other teams on the track, beat them with a hose instead...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
This is a link post Your ship looked shit so we painted it.... I made this!
Turned out artist KIWIE graff'd the Duke of Lancaster, but here is some stuff prior to the truth coming out.

- oh the Duke of Lancaster is a ship "dumped" in North Wales, rotting for 30 years or so
 (fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it.
Wonder where the security bods were while the ship was being painted...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
It was a con, security let them in it turns out
 (fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I should follow it up with this fragglehunter.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/kiwie-at-duke-of-lancaster.html

Its a pretty nifty video of them doing the paint job
 (fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It is
Genuine laugh out loud at the scissor lift though - that's not exactly standard equipment for a graffiti artist.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
It was always a bit obvious to me these guys didn't just slip over the fence with a spray can given the size of the thing - but a lot of people fell for it
 (fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post GTA:IV - Hill Valley
Back To The Future mod. Quite possibly one of the best game mods I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
agreed
 (fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
but I did like Da Simpsons MOD on Counter Strike donkeys years ago
 (fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's awesome
But why does it need... roads?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent :D

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
nicely done!
 (I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post OOooooh!
Didnt know they did mods for GTA. My fave of all time that one :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a thing of beauty

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome mod...now rockstar please do a back to the future game :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)
This is a link post Fat guy, fast kick.
It's all true.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all GC

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah bugger
Searched and all. Obviously not enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Search and glasscockanator
might be up the tits, what with all the trifling and all...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Trifling?
I've been away and don't really visit the other boards anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You've been missing out
It's been a right bird bath it has!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The sight of his belly, bifurcated and hanging out, is gag inducing.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post More than this?
www.b3ta.com/links/849857
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Not exactly spread for your toast, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You can see his gunt in the screen shot

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Cock mouth NSFW
Ron Seal
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, you are what you eat.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a link post that bloke called william played his new song from mars
good job there was no there to hear it, or it may have been mistaken for a declaration of war agaianst the martians *


*no dictionarys or speel checckers were harmed in the makeing of this post
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Will.he.please.fuck.off.and.take.his.shit.music.with.him?
He's like Bono.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This a million times
So fucked off that this twat gets to have his music played from fucking Mars.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not jealous or anything, being jealous of his talents would be like being jealous someone is dead, he's just rubbish and so is his band.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post But Fergie, hmmmmmm.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
No no no no no no no...
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post what if there was a way you could assure she didn't sing?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
No no no no no no, she appears to have a temperament akin to a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not suggesting you elope, Bready!
But if you've seen her walking away, you'd know what I mean.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The only direction i'd like to see her move in relation to me!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,Fergie Eerrrmmmmm.........

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post aka Pissflaps

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post /\ wetter than a spastics chin/\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post my humps my humps my lovly jumper lumps

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought the word "band" denoted the playing of instruments
Not terrible use of synth software and autotune *shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I would agree but i'm starting a synth software and autotune band, if you have a cape you can join.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I do have a cape!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post YOur'E In :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Excellent, put your cape on and meet me round the back of Tesco in half an hour, better get rid of Allan if you're joining, he's only 11 and i have a knife, i think i can take him.

See you there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *winks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Put some pants on.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post But they itch real bad

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *piles on*

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post But if anybody was on the surface of Mars to hear it, bubbles of gas in their blood would go out of solution, causing air embolisms, severe decompression sickness and blood vessels would pop everywhere in their body. Essentially boiling alive.
Which actually isn't too far from what happens when you hear one of his 'songs' on earth.

SCIENCE.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post who is will.i.am
and why was someone who I've never even heard of the first musician to have their music streamed from another planet?
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Playing his music there just reinforced the fact there is no life on Mars.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
This could trigger a Martian invasion.
 (loci, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ THIS

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I await the Earth-Shattering Kaboom.
El Reg had a nice comment piece on this too.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's appropriate
They're broadcasting from a robot, so it makes perfect sense to use robot music.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hawkwind - yes.
The bloody Carpenters - yes.

Billy Boy - Certainly frickin' not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post Jump Man-5 year time lapse
he looks like a different guy by the end. I really admire people who can stick to doing this every day!
Search is borked so if its GC then..erm...it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post that was pretty amazing

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm usually too wasted to be able to stick to doing something like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *Nods sagely*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *falls off chair*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *gropes*

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *piles on*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *regains consciousness*

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really impressive.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell there was a lot of planning in that!
Setting it up to time with the song as well...madness!

Someday I want someone to do one of these where the spend a year putting on shitloads of weight, and then lose it all over the next year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen a few of these time-lapse efforts but...
none as well done as that one, major dedication to cover that time span.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the dates changing in the background!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs to
A) change his sheets more often.
B) Decorate.
 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 6:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i like the little stick man danceing over his left shoulder
first appearance at about 2.05 and then dances from about 2.52 onwards till he moves house flat or caravan
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to admire his dedication, but..
what kind of narcissistic wanker:

1) has that many stupid fucking beards and haircuts

2) thinks stupid fucking beards and haircuts would be an interesting enough subject for a film?

Terrific execution, but 0/10 for content
 (Jimmers, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Harshballs.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed!
Man has facial hair.
Internet claps.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Beardist !
Harsh comments really mate, he's put a ton of effort into that, most entertaining.
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post he doesn't change his bedsheets very often

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty impressive
Really need to keep with it to get that done.

Here's a similar one. Not as much production to it, just the pics.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxcbStL-ji4&feature=related
 (Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
that was cool to watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post good thing

(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon it was all done in an afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Once I spotted the little wooden poseable
in the background I stopped looking at the stupid beardy.
 (karnuvap, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit, I didn't spot the lay figure.
Brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes these things work, sometimes they don't
That one worked big-time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a link post Never lose your car keys again, i give you - the keycopter! I made this!
Michael Wallis - inventor - Shows off his brand new invention
(movemakeshake, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahaaa.
I found myself slightly irritated that wasn't real.
But very well made otherwise!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Not real?
Not real, how dare you - that's libelous!
 (movemakeshake, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Great ending.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks man
Remember bantering with you over our last invention the bikebutterfly!
 (movemakeshake, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Errm, yes. I am a little embarrassed about that, I don't usually flush people down the /talk, but you took it well and have come back.
Just remember to play along with the rest of us on our links from time to time.

As an aside, I had a friend with an RC plane that lost communication with the remote. We watched it fly away into the horizon. He went home with a very expensive remote control with nothing to control.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well u were the kindest, probably the worst was....
Being accused of being a paedo!
 (movemakeshake, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post There, there. Truth hurts, but your chemical castration is coming along just fine!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You should post this on /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Reall?! Posting now!

(movemakeshake, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Nicely done fella
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post His voice
really reminds me of SomeGreyBloke
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a link post Elderly woman destroys priceless relic.
Internet gives its inimitable opinion.
 (Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post GC I'm afraid.

A friend of mine has his own interpretation:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10100312877403582&set=a.729976589512.2395962.61109576&type=1&theater
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Facebook? Hahahaha!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard of that.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You're doing it wrong...

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Better?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know how to embed pictures, probably because i'm AWESOME.
Google 'josef fritzl facebook' in google images though, always gives me a giggle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It had a photo of Robbie Williams
That is quite the linkage.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post to embed a picture
right-click an image, click get image info, copy the image location into the post with the code given here
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at that, very nice of you matey.
Here's a picture of my penis in return:

Edit: Shit, it'll take me a while to get the hang of this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post thats ok
just gaz it to me
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll post it for you Bready

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Girth.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *relurks*

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Shirely?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post In honour of Dallas coming back
Here are some of J.R. Ewings best one-liners.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Eamonn Holmes?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Defo.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post Whether you care about the Reading Festival or not
this is some pretty good photography
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You could play an epic game of 'would you' with this

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I played that for 5 days there
I would a lot of the time
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Not had a 'wouldn't' yet
Mind you, I rarely do.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post First time I went to the reading festival, I didn't take a tent & slept in a hedge.
It pissed down all weekend. And my mate got pissed on.
/trustory.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not glamping
that's tramping?

I was in a campervan

LUXURY!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post How much did your mate have to pay for the pleasure?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea.
What's the going rate, coxxy?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You can find the prices on my website.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *subscribes*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *books appointment*

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post From looking at that you'd think they don't allow black people in...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post it was a very very white place

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure they have
Cleaners
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post very cool stuff, but I did spot some major wtf imagery...
£5.50 for a cheese burger? Are they feckin' serious?

Also, right hand side, find team guy in blue shirt number 141, count five people to the right of his head, then up slowly to the face above the red hair. wtf?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I can raise one eyebrow
But one eye? Blimeh...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Great at parties

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a link post 11 Month Old Twins Dancing to Guitar
Link search doesn't work and I've been strung out for the past few weeks, so if it's GC, you know what you can put your lips around.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll still grow into those things from The Shining
Don't trust em just 'cos they look cute right now
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post awww.
that was too cute. damn you, i was in a crappy mood this morning until i saw that.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's almost ungodly to deprive someone of a good sulk.
But, I don't apologize!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post well i won't thank you ...
though, my coworkers might want to nominate you for the nobel peace prize. :P
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The $1 Million can be sent to my Cayman Islands account, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
cute.

Did you notice them getting excited and doing a 'strumming' thing with their hands?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to play guitar and sing to daughter and nieces this song. They went into epileptic dancing spasms of joy.
Still can get her to smile years later if I start a strummin.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjOO3SnzQF8#t=4m10s
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice find Coccy
made me smile.
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwww!!! Well cute!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That is so cute
I just threw up everywhere!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome.
cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake
Because you can clearly see the strings attached
 (User #86772, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post Aiy, Aiy, Aiy!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaaaand...
That's gonna be stuck in my head for a good while... :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's what happens
when Reddit takes acid.
 (Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post Messing around with my RC car... I made this!
I was inspired by Stallion Explosions post of his RC plane:
www.b3ta.com/links/848117

I thought I'd post something I made a while ago, it's just a bunch of clips of my RC car edited together - It's quite entertaining if you like that sort of thing. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure sign that you're on the road to Hell.
"I was inspired by Stallion Explosions ..."
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That doesn't sound too bad?
I don't want to go to heaven - I won't know anyone! ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You apparently don't love your nan.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope!
She can stay up there with Sir Cliff and Simon Mayo, I'll be downstairs where the party is!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 37 seconds. Awesomeness.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It was more luck than judgement.
I just yammed the throttle on full and landed it first time! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post cool flash thingy

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
that's kinda neat. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember when the internet was filled with such things and we used to go, "ooh", "ahhh", like at a fireworks show?
Simpler times.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post an explosion of living pubes

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a Greek guy I once knew.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs colour

Very nice though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post Transparent Sound (live recording)
Live recording of electro duo Transparent Sound, from their comeback gig in April earlier this year at I Love Acid in London.

Back in 2008, the pair were gearing up for a massive live show, when Martin TS collapsed and was rushed to hospital. He had an operation on his heart that saved his life, and a pacemaker fitted - and after that, quit music for a few years.

Earlier this year, him and other TS member Orson teamed back up and started writing again, and this was their first new live show. I've upped it for free download on 320kbs mp3 on Soundcloud...

Acid electronica, some moments of ravey electro, and the Jaws theme set to a beat - for those who like their bleeps :-)
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Downloaded for Bangface Cheers! :)

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Phil Tippett's 'Prehistoric Beast.'
A short film he made in his garage after leaving ILM in 1985
What Jurassic Park might have looked like if they'd gone go-motion I suppose. Has its own whimsical, nostalgic charm.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)

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