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This is a link post Better names for things

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Instaclickage. This is from a Target store over here in the US.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post They Forgot Metal Detectors
Or Treasure Wands as they should be called
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, quality.
Love the Baby Jail.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
excellent.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!
Also, nice to see Christopher Reeve has been reincarnated so soon.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - excellent
Time bracelets and shame squares made me genuLOL
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I rather liked face windows myself

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Standard really :(
At least they didn't try to lynch her.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ you couldn't make it up

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Thread deletion!
All those beautiful flowers, gone.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww Jahled you didn't have to do that :(

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It might have been his opponent deleting it to make him look bad.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this, Mr EJD.
Don't just assume it's a MASSIVE FLOUNCE, just because that's the most likely reason for the deletion.
...I'm blaming democrat squirrels, attempting to make J look bad.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The rotters
Guess I just needed some lunch :)
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
I just bloomin' googled "democrats squirrels"-- there's only a chuffing book available.... It looks fairly bad.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Jahled made a scornful reply to the effect of "you honestly think those were real republicans?"
... then, it seems, got huffy when people pointed out that idiocy is infinitely more likely than conspiracy.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
This, followed by this, and then deletion....:(
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear. Cheers

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That was an epic post delete !!

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, it wasnt even that bad a theory in my view.
most likely not true, but not all that far fetched an idea.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this.
I think it probably was racist republicans, but the american elections get VERY underhand, very quickly, so it's not farfetched at all.... though usually it's the republicans being dreadful sneaks (though I would think that, as a pinko-leftie)
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post also
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19418514
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeeeeeaaah...
...what a twat.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, in the States, there has been nothing beyond the allegation confirmed
I went to the RN Convention in St. Paul at the request of a client. I had to get a police escort because all these "peace lovers" wanted to throw crap and rocks at me because I was wearing a suit and must logically be one of the party.

There were about 15 times throughout the night where people got up and screamed, threw things, started shoving delegates and exposing themselves.

Anyone can buy a ticket. Anyone can try to make their political point, few of those people were republicans.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post i agree.
Republicans would never...

why, Republican conventioneers are but simple decent folk who love their families and love their Jebus.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I can only speak to what I witnessed. I know it's not as dramatic as made up stuff.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post OH MY GOD HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU SHOOT NOW

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That place was locked down tight. Secret Service with bulges (not what you're thinking) and machine guns everywhere
I had a wild rice gift from one of the tribes to a representative that they made me throw out.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope it was in the summer.
/parents used to live in St Paul
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post More likely...
...southern Democrats creating another lie - like the ones that gave us the Confederacy, Jim Crowe, the KKK and firehoses at school houses. Its called history. ck it out.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a link post GREEN GREEN GRASS HOME GROWN
A clever tom jones parody. The video quality is shit but the song starts at 2:23
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty funny

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You probably won't bother reading this but i played at The Grove loads of times when i was living in Leeds, nice little place.
Probably full of the same crowd too.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "played"
= "wanked off punters with your greasy moobs", yes?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm there on Tuesday, i'll see you there, you're always there, you always say you won't be but i know you will.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I know. I'm addicted to chipfat-flecked, lumpy, ginger-haired moobs.
Especially if accompanied by the odour of despair & month-old BO.
...just ask Amadeus.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post Bens Pens — Head In A Twist I made this!
A little hand animated music video number for my friends and donators. You can read more about it here: unicornstation.cribble.net/post/30511143338/headinatwist — TL;DR: Some dick stole my bag with my camera in it, friends and strangers raised money, I got a new camera, I spent two months hand drawing and colouring 1200 frames, this, virtual hugs all round!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that deserves
26 OUT OF 10!

Top notch work.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that an equivalent to a gold star?
With glittery bits?

Thank you :D Glad you enjoyed it.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Super
That gets my cleeeeeeck.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
That must have taken a lot of work. Expertly done!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely
goes very well with the music too
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just a bit brilliant :D

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Something doesn't look right
I want to see whats going on from other angles. I then want someone cleverer than I to go and do some calculations on the lift forces that could be generated by rotors turning that slowly.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it could be possible but fuck that it looks mega dangerous.
Imagine getting cramp and falling out of the sky!?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd die of embarrassment first.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post More on the project here
www.agrc.umd.edu/gamera/
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
Now I believe it ....but its useless for outdoor use making it...useless
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post he could have used the same amount of materials to build a ladder twice as high

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post she must have been shitting herself between those blades

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Then the shit would have hit the fan.
Or vice versa.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Cone worship at 0:45.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Good spot
What the hell is going on back there?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "Nooooooooooo!"
Alas poor cone!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a link post mothrafuckah
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks it would be a good idea to combine a nautilus with a deaths head hawk moth or similar. Not so sure about the practicalities of fertilisation...

laughingsquid.com/cephalopodoptera-an-animated-illustration-series-that-combines-molluscs-and-insects/
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Star-spawn of Cthulhu

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What the pissing Nora is that all about, then?!!

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a link post augmented Tshirt

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, but "augmented reality" is generally awful as a concept.
Looks great in a video, but clunky as hell in real life.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
yeah maybe, but this is not real life. this is video..
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post So what's the point?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Same as QR codes
Mainly for advertisers to sell you shit you don't need.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, but if it's useless gash in real life, and only good in video....
....it's not even as good as that.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post QR codes do have some use
But I'm not telling you what, cause it's a secret

EDIT: Has someone got me on ignore? I swear there were more posts here earlier when I wasn't logged in???
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I deleted one of mine, so maybe that was it.
(it was boring).
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably that
and the fact I hadn't had coffee yet.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I have.
You fucking MONSTER.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You're HORRID!
*cries and runs away like a girl*
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, yes.
QR codes.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hello? if you can see this please say hello

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hello?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hello

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you put yourself on ignore or something?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't see it, sorry.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a link post Look good for the lassies...but feel like a dickhead NSFW
Sorry for the double post, but had to share this one too.

NSFW due to a couple of swears
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post much funnier than I was expecting
might actually watch this now, was getting it mixed up with "benidorm" on the tv guide
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I did enjoy Burniston hugely.
...but turning on "transcribe" makes that funny on another level:
("ileagal immigrants", "alcoholic amongst kids"!)
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post My friend once watched the news with subtitles and heard Anne Widdecombe say "let me give you an analogy..."
The subtitles were sure she said "let me give you anal joy".
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *shivers*

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's good that is.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Burnistoun
I saw someone in Edinburgh wearing this exact outfit! With Douchebag mutton chop sideburns for added effect!
(, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post Burnistoun Sat Nav NSFW
From the new series, funny as

NSFW due to a couple of swears
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)
This is a link post Apples VS Starship Enterprise
Me like.

Cheers
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - that was ace

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Horrible voicing
But quite clever :)
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit Richard Stilgoe

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post PEBBLE MILL AT ONE!!!
I'm very sorry.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post i think this song says something to all of us
sing along!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Porn star mustache! Porn star mustache!

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 3:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Underpants on head

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 4:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i am a very good bad boy

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, he has really analysed what makes him the man he is, he doesn't come across as deluded either, amazing.
Don't fly too close to the sun brother.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
That was special.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Rhyming "somewhat mental" with "very sentimental"
That is genius!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Rhyming "Education" with "Education" was the masterstroke.
...wait, so am I alone in genuinely enjoying this then?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right.
It's hard to get a better rhyme than that. (Possibly "wasting my time" with "wasting his time")

On you genuinely enjoying this. You must be somewhat mental.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
be somewhat mental have eclectic musical tastes.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
have eclectic musical tastes. be a "Back bencher" and a "Kids lover".
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I am very Anger.
seriously though, I hope the chap does well out of this (soon to be viral) video.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely viral.
He should team up with One-Pound-Fish-Man.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Did anyone else get a feeling that there'd been a conversation like:
"Vennu! If you're going to the recording studio, take your sister with you"
"But muuuuuum, my sister is totally lame"
"Vennu! I said let your sister play with the studio too!"
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a kids lover?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a link post will you be watching the paralimpits?
i wont to me theres seems to be something missing.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post How did you write
the question mark without a shift key?
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
all programs-accessories-system tools-character map
select a question mark
click copy
right click on text box
click paste
job done
*much* easier than pressing shift
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ahaahahaa

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ ?
I'm getting Dennis Hoppers character "Frank Booth" from Blue Velvet (when he's on the gas) with a hint of Chernobyl.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 2.17 onward is my 'sex-face'

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrgh!
it's SLOTH!
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post We've see him before.
He's speaking in Finnish and he's "outraged" about liquorice pipes, which you can buy on the ferries between Fin and Sweden, but not on the mainland. Bad for the kids, as they are in pipe-form (the sweets, not the kids).
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Breivik's smarter cousin...

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 4:27, Reply)
This is a normal post See that "Y" on his T-Shirt?
That's the chromosome he's missing...
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a link post Diplo-Set It Off
Rather amazing and hypnotic video.
EDIT:maybe NSFW as lots of ladies in skimpy outfits.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Sound of monocles dropping throughout b3ta land.
and yes, it is hypnotic.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait
that's no monocle!

*drops monocle*
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the skull-crushing thighs of a pole-dancer...

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post They have the most amazing bums!

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post this video is the perfect length ;)

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 3:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a belter of a video, more naked ladies up and down a pole please!
Preferably mine...
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a link post want a tattoo to make you look hard/cool/awesome? NSFW
how about a cunt? would you like to look like one of those for the rest of your life?
this guy/girl did
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Pissflaps?

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You stink of plops and are a child rapist.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Might make Christmas dinner with grandma a little awkward.

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post gran ma never had piercings
she just had a constant trickle of piss from hers
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post IT'S ACTUALLY A VERTICAL BACON SANDWICH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ohh get you!
all shouty and looking for attention
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post he's just
defending his tattoo, fluffy.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha. Love the bitterness of this place!

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post you wouldn't catch me
having a tattoo of Tab Hunter on the back of *my* neck
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking hilarious, really really funny!

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he wants to be skull fucked?

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a cunt
It's an Oods mouth from Dr Who.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cuntneck

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post So good

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "Congratulations, you've got the job"
*turns around, walks towards door*

"wait..."
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post this one is actually pretty ace
regretfulmorning.com/2012/02/tattoo-fails/?pid=4876
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You owe me
1 x new job
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
A drunk Scotsman once called me "fanny neck" when I was a kid. Because I had slightly long hair I think. Odd insult.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 0:53, Reply)
This is a link post was this you?
cos it wasn't me. Looks like the hands of a B3tan tho. something funny ref ale and things...
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
I was Hitler.
But lets all let bygones be bygones and move forward. Nobody's perfect, we should just draw a line under it. I was always kind to my dogs.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post yes thats true you were
you even whent so far as to marry one of them


also hitler wasnt a bad person after all he did kill hitler
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That may be forgivable, but with your recent billiards incident in Vegas, you are trying our patience.

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post butt butt i would have
sworn that was cue chalk i was putting on the end
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post How could you mistake cue chalk for a blonde?

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post They both squeal when you rub your tip in them vigorously.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post Wish we had charity like this here
involves breasts
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Link didn't go near far enough

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm really afraid to google "Masturbation Marathon"...

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post they renamed it snickers
Or have i misunderstood?
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a link post Bat-Fan...
Looks pretty well made, despite being made from scrap.
However, if batman turned up on a 125cc, he would be laughed out of gotham city.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Matbe Batman's insurance premium is better?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 4:29, Reply)

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