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This is a link post Worst Cosplay prop ever?
it's not even rounded properly, and it's entirely too big.

£69.99 buy it now?

Jaysis H Christ.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post *buys without hesitation*

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just. . .
It's. . . it's just. . .The words! I don't have the words to describe how bad this is!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've never seen that site Regretsy then?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a Tunnock's tea cake as seen from above?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how it's reinforced with cling film.
Impenetrable stuff that is!
 (weareace, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That bloke is a silly. You can buy a real one for cheaper.
www.joke.co.uk/captain-america-shield-deluxe~69167/?ref=base&utm_source=GoogleBase&utm_medium=organic
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a link post sex and the latter saint

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just look at them go...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post This gave me an erection.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Attack on Iran gamed by Isreali Think Tank
War Game: The Hours following an Attack on Iran’s Nuclear Infrastructures - The Policies of the Actors and Principal Insights INSS Insight No. 382, November 4, 2012
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post the american petrodollar is going to fail soon when othe oil bourses open for trade allowing the buying and selling of crude in other currencys
when this happens the mighty petrodollar will collapse and america will find iteslef in deep deep shit with a worthless currency
, currant plans are for iran china and russia to set up there own trading floors to sell crude in any currancy, when this happens massive stcoks of dollars used in the buying of crude and held by many countrys, will become a liability for more details and abetter writen and spelt story follow the link

oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/Iran-Opens-Oil-Bourse-Harbinger-Of-Trouble-For-New-York-And-London.html
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
The only reason America continues to exist in the form is does is the dollar oil bourse. Once that changes, they're done for.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post thers going to be a lot of dollar printed toilet paper around soon
unless of course the americans decide to allow the isralies to attack iran over ther civilian reactor, then we could see the amricans going in to iran aswell to act as peace keepers but in reality to controll the oil supply
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Resource dated : Mon, 18 July 2011 13:32
are they waiting for 12/12/12 to pass?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely the Illumaiati NWO cabal won't allow this?

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a naive sheepy you are.
If you don't have the intellect to understand how Feline overloads are the true masters of this planet then there is no hope for you. But don't take my word for it: DO YOU OWN RESEARCH.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Israel IsReal?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Grandest Canyon: Valles Marineris on that there Mars.
Whoa.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't find a version of this that hasn't been shrunk into a blog friendly format.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you thought your ex had a vast crack.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get yer ass to Mars.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
I'm just waiting for Biblical literalists to take this as evidence that the Noachian Flood drowned not just the Earth (remember: for these guys, the Grand Canyon is evidence of Flood geology), but every other planet as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe the Lord was displeased with the microbes and did drown them all.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's still working on a way to defeat ducks

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of all the animals.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post BIG

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always feel sorry for Fish River Canyon in Namibia.
World's second largest canyon and it never gets a mention.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Paganini's violin concert performed with facial expressions.
What it says on the box.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suppose it was a reason for him to get up in the morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite
I watched it with this. Better music, and equally pointless.

Could be good for some GIFs, I guess...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the sort of thing you might do to keep a 2 year old entertained.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ owner of thunder birds eyebrows? /\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe I'm stupid...ok I AM stupid, but I found this hilarious.
This guy would be great in silent movies
 (I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post From the preview I assumed this was Mark Steel

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a link post b3ta's favourite loathsome MP takes steps to be taken seriously as a politician.
I can already feel a morbid fascination which may have me tuning into the show for the first time in my life though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know which annoys me more
the fact that that program still exists or the fact that she does
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can happily ignore the existence of both
until some numpty posts it on /links :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
Ignorance is UTTER bliss. Never heard of her, don't think I want to be delving into her past and politics. But I will file her under "cunt" until she can prove otherwise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post her only redeeming feature
Is she hates Cameron and all his mates, despite being a Tory herself
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, that is indeed a redeeming feature :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post does she have nice tits?
if she has nice tits or even a nice legs and a nice arse i may vote for her, even though technicaly i dont live there or have the right to vote there , i may still wonder down and ask her to talk me in to voteing for her, but in the style of a telephone sex line
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, talking 'bout abortion round the campfire
Fuck me, hopefully she'll get picked to eat all the shit or whatever it is they get up to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post she's anti abortion, but will eat live insects etc for "tv entertainment"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone on Twitter helpfully reminded us of how well it turned out when she lived in the tower block for reality tv.
That was the time that she smuggled cash in her bra and deeply offended her hosts.

I hope she stays in there as long as possible. Just for the sake of her constituency really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought, originally, that was the point
That you voted OUT your favourites, rather than leaving them there to endure all manner of nasties (hence the title)
But, it seems that's not the case
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you know you're done when louise fucking mensch gets quoted slagging you off. Wastes of skin and organs the lot of em.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This marginally better than George Galloway appearing on big brother
The worst we could do to him is put him in a pink catsuit....

Bring on the kangaroo testicles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's going to miss Commons votes
She's the elected representative for her constituency, and she's going to fail to represent them in the House because she's fucking off to be on TV. It is really quite hard to comprehend how she thought this was a good idea.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post "hard to comprehend how she thought this was a good idea."
That's one of a very long list Snowy :) (edit: list of things she'd think to be a good idea, that is).
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because...
She's a fame-hungry whore. She got nominated as the candidate because there was a public desire for female MPs and rode the bandwagon just long enough to scam expenses and carve out a shitty newspaper column and a series of piss-poor tv appearances to build her "media career". The only reason she is anti-abortion is because we'd push for her to be aborted retrospectively if we could...
 (Chad, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Our Friends Electric*: Electricity Fight.
*not really my friends.

Gets going at about a minute in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post socking

(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!
Thats brilliant!
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more rain, snow /hail

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are neither of these gentlemen wearing a straw coloured conical hat?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a link post ELITE is back!
All they need is a piddling £1.25m to pay for the development.

The ELITE connoisseur may notice that the BBC report shows - and possibly condones - illegal attacks on police space craft whilst flying in "Safe" space around a space station. Is this the kind of behaviour the BBC wants to encourage? I am disgusted.

Right on, Commander!
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw it this morning and did a little glee
My all time favourite game.

However, he's wanting a lot of money and no access to beta versions which made minecraft fun to follow.
He's going to have to bring something new to the game so that it's not just a version of EVE or the X series.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This game was entirely responsible for me failing my A-Levels
Also: Samantha Fox Strip Poker, pubs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sam Fox Strip Poker! I spent hours every night after school trying to win so I could see her booby goodness!
Sam Fox Final Image
 (Siechotic, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW - LOL!
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post still look saggy even in that

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I managed to crack one off back in the day.
This was quality material when I t'wer lad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You were clearly doing it wrong
I hacked it so you could get straight to the tits
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post But doesn't the Wing Commander guy want to do a similar game now ?
Open world and trading and all that? He's looking for Kickstarter support too.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Frontier III :(
As long as it doesn't turn into a bugfuck.

And as long as space is BLACK dammit, not some acid trip nebula filled shit space.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This, dammit!^

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah Frontier was shocking
Why would you think he would do better this time round? Eve Online pretty much does Elite now. Go play that
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'ld give Eve a go if it were single player without the need for monthly fees etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've tried it twice
Got bored. Very dull if you don't get involved socially with one of the corporations.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would be great if he pulls it off
However, no videos, no screenshots, very few details about the actual game content and he wants over a million? I've backed several kickstarters but without content being shown and far more stuff I'm loathe to stick him some money.
This is how to do a kickstarter :- www.kickstarter.com/projects/1499900830/sir-you-are-being-hunted looks excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks excellent and a steal at a tenner.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been keeping an eye of SYABH for a while.
They had me at "British Landscape Generator" though I assume the randomly generated dogging sites are to follow?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post We used to bunk off school to play this
Happy times :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could never land the spaceships
Used to go really fast to get from one planet to another, then by the time you'd slowed down, you were too far away. And it was well nigh impossible to land at a spaceport (rather than the ships you just flew into).

I was very young though, so I might just have been shit at it.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My nipples exploded when I heard this.
I've the original to thank for turning me from a healthy athletic kid into a pasty skinned troglodyte.
 (loci, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Gremlins fan film
with bits from Raiders, The Exorcist, Goonies and others.... was last posted in 2008 so I reckon it worth another look
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's very well done.
Joe Dante, the director of the Gremlins films, even mentioned it in an interview.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fantastic!
and it would be churlish of me to point out that's Batman Returns not Batman (apart from the last bit).
So I won't
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post *raucous applause*

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This is a link post 9..........
Lois runs for Mayor. I don't even think it's a parody, I think it's just fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post So very very true
*cries a little*
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuct.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm an undecided voter because I can't pick a single one of the lying cunts that I could vote for that wouldn't make me feel physically ill
Also seeing the decided photos whopping and cheering like a loon at their rallies makes me think their not much better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You live in England, you have no say in the matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post But he's also a fat spastic,
so got mistaken for an american.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I...wow...that...erm...wow.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Morning Tabby, brimming over with copious amounts of pungent bile as usual I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know I loves you, baby

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worst Telly Savalas impression ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*sigh*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'd be over a hell of a lot quicker if we did...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was referring to our own shower of shit we're expected to elect.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't say i've seen much whooping and cheering over here on the same scale as the Yanks.
Anyway, that's the news fucked for the next three days, if anyone is planning on murdering someone you should do it now, you won't make the news.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit he's right!
*grabs coat*
*door slam*
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice goal

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post madskillz!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Women playing sport lol.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ realy ? all i saw was boobies jiggling aroundwill watch again to see if you are corect/\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liquid football.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see that rules have changed,
but possibly dangerous play anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck nutz
That was crackin
also would, just to add the obligatory sexist comment early.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post She got her skills from playing camogie

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool
looks like something Messi would do, and I mean the technique...
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is one youtube video
where I am totally happy the editor slipped in 4 slow-mo replays.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a link post I told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy
Very understanding response from 3 year old Madeline
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post PaC
Parent tries to make kid cry, kid responds with understanding articulate statement. Kid probably already more intelligent than parent.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This.
I don't understand a parent that would actively attempt to upset their child for the entertainment of the Youtube masses. Seriously.

'But next year, we can *share* my candy.' Best. Patronising. Tone. Ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That bit made me laugh
40 years from now "well mother, we can share this life support machine *unplugs*"
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
probably
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The comments on youtube are all "You have raised her so well"...What, by trying to make her cry for youtube hits?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, Youtube is now
just for folks to traumatise their kids for shits and giggles.

I don't think that was the response the mother was expecting
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You call that trauma? Nah, that's just foreplay.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The YouTube link says it s 'Jimmy Kemmel' thing.
Im sure its not a targeted abuse video, rather a reply to a request from a talk show host.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, well as long as Jimmy Kemmel said it was ok...

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well differing sense of humour I think?

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found Maddie!
Do I win an iPod?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Leaked White House Tape NSFW I made this!
We made this the other weekend to be all hard-hitting and political and that.
(Cope&Dalton, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very well done.
Where the hell did you get a replica oval office? :)
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Errrr....you portrayed Barack Obama as a white man?
Dude, that's a bit fucked up, what gives?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Nah, the actor had the same skin tone as Obama - just the joys of using a camcorder with shit contrast settings and no lighting... That said, according to Chris Rock, Barack is white anyway... ;)
 (Cope&Dalton, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post he he
that's pretty good.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top banana!
we are honoured to have this. Good luck with the launch.

PS TWAT is a bit more British than likely for a US prez. Barack would more probably have written DOUCHE.
 (I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Apparently Kinder Surprises don't exist over there either. That'll teach us to do our research drunk.
 (Cope&Dalton, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am 'there' - happy to dig up some facts for yez

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post True,
but don't you think that the President could have them if he wanted?
 (I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post FACT:
U.S. Customs and Border Protection seized about 25,000 Kinder eggs in 1,700 separate incidents in 2010, and the agency reissued a longstanding warning against the import of the chocolate treat this year right before Easter.

You won't be laughing so hard if the authorities catch you.
Kinder Surprise eggs are banned because they have “a non-nutritive object imbedded” in them, and thus pose a potential safety hazard to children below the age of three.

American children have to travel to Canada to know the delights of the world’s greatest chocolate-plus-toy combination.
 (PintOfGuinness, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post How long before this appears on 'Literally Unbelievable'?
literallyunbelievable.org/post/32326620421/every-one-on-facebook-needs-to-read-this
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 10 Nov 2012, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks very much! :)
 (Cope&Dalton, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is ace!
Deserved a lot more woo yays! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Allow me

(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a link post A Spotify playlist of extreme rudeness I made this!
I've been putting together a playlist of extremely rude songs that I think might appeal to the Spotify users here; I'd welcome any suggestions for more songs that might be included.

(slightly pushing the definition of 'I made this', I realise!)
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a link post White dog
Very calm mum coping with demanding little ones. (Count them).
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You little runts would be much better at this
if you opened your sodding eyes!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post DaC.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post ?
Digital-to-analog converter
 (I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. I just installed one.
It's working very well.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dogs are Cool

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Disabled man's life is turned around by a blanket
Touching story of how a chance encounter turned a mans life around. I have to go, there's something in my eye.
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post 9 posts down....
on this bloody page ;)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post as soon as something half OK turns up
a thousand youtube advert farmers make it their own material
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been 'Bubbling in Dublin'

So thats my excuse :P
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a link post The Portsmouth Sinfonia - Also Sprach Zarathustra
Sit down, relax, and enjoy this classical bit of GC for m'candleday.

Next time I give a presentation, I'm using this as my intro music.

*may contain traces of Brian Eno
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 5:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
oh I do love this, about time for a repost on my facebook as well I think :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 6:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've picked up the pace a bit by posting their rousing rendition of The Blue Danube Waltz. My Friends are so lucky. *tears welling*
 (I helped save b3ta! spitsticker is not working on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post An excellent choice, sir.
Blue Danube

I rather enjoy how it almost completely collapses in a couple of places. Simply beautiful.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
class
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice for your candle day too!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers, ginger
I've often wondered what other life events this recording could accompany.

Birth: definitely.
Graduation: indeed.
Wedding dance: ehhh.... not so much.
Lowering the coffin: absofuckinglutely.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post peeling open a toasted cheese sandwich?
the first time getting naked in front someone?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks fadgebadger.
Thadgebadger.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cappy Handles!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post yank thou
Oh. That sounds dirty. *drops monocle*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got this on vinyl
Superb.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Eno is a god

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
I live in Portsmouth and this sinfonia represents it's town well!
 (I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does!
I have been there on a number* of occasions, and it reflects everything that I'd like to say about the place.


*four
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 6:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Attempting to 'pick up chicks' Scarface style.
This made me laugh more than I expected. Maybe my brain is regressing
(glenbo, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the reactions would have been different
If he looked a little less surfer boy and more tony soprano
 (glenbo, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really get the concept behind filming being a dick making it more than being a dick.
He's very good at it though.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:32, , Reply)
This is a link post "A zoo keeper interrogated by Apes"
Audio of Brecht at the Un-American Committee 1947
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post strange days

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The pathological fear of Communism...
...it's mind-boggling. If this is the mindset America was growing up with in the 20th century the current election fuckabout makes a lot more sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:02, , Reply)

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