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This is a link post Jesus escorted from darts tournament
Apparently all the mock worshipping was distracting the players so security removed him. Turns out he wasn't The Risen Lord after all but an Aussie labourer with a big beard.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post FATHER
WHY HAS THOU FOR SAKEN ME?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Eloi, eloi
Lama sabacthani?

For the Aramaic-speaking darts fan.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a link post From the guy who brought you the brainwave cat ears is the tail that wags when you get excited
Oh Japan, how weird art thou?
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure this is GC
but not the kickstarter page. How much do they need for catering?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably around 5 grand.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That seems a fair price.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose it will help them to attract "proper actors" for the youtube videos.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
this joke is the gift that keeps on giving.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I was out that day, can someone ris it for me?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It started here
omg.b3ta.com/links/I_know_b3ta_loves_a_good_kickstarter_project_so_heres_my_mates

Then some other poor sod decided to post something similar a bit later on, and so it goes.

Edit: Just checked the page, they fucking made it! with 155 quid to spare, that should buy a few extra salmon and cream cheese vol a'veunts
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha and cheers
Bookmarks for a laugh later
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They made it?
How did they manage to find that many people willing to fund their wrap party?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck knows, there were three backers who put in over 400 quid each.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm unsure which I find odder...
a) that this exists, or b) that it's attracted over 6 grand of investment.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's the catering sorted then.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *High fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Enough for the catering at least then
Mindpizzle
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
where is my escape pod? i really need to leave the planet now.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)
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the nearest habitable planet will take you ages to reach.

I'd suggest you'll need to raise about £5k for catering.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post And the wine bill for the long trip

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you.
genuine LOL's at that.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
whatever, I'm still not giving you a penny.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
back to kickstarter it is then.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
it's quite a walk.

I'd suggest you'll need to raizzz...
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post Macro
Some friends of mine assembled this little ditty. And it is awesome.

Includes a link on how they did it: vimeo.com/m/55352521

*re-lurks*
(Hullandback, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The "making of" video is pretty bloomin' impressive.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Nice enough that I considered and then discarded the technique that was actually used as 'nah it wouldn't be that good'. Impressed.

Also, the first view of skaty boy reminded me of the first sheep from www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post A third of that is credits.... sheesh

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post crikey, I'm not a fan of his work but...
Police in America have uncovered a bizarre and elaborate plot hatched by three men who planned to castrate and kill teenage pop singer Justin Bieber.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "castrate"?
I think the correct phrase is "perform an oophorectomy".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm sure that's a clever joke, but experience has taught me not to google words I'm unsure about at work.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not clever,
but it is work safe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)
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experience has also taught me not to believe statements like that.

*thinks back to THAT day*

*shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffffft
EXENTERATE! EXENTERATE!
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Is see what you did there, so not an orchiectomy

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *crosses legs*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A proposed act of humanity rather than a crime

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Castrate AND kill?
Surely just one of either would suffice?

Also, serving 978 years in prison? Is he a vampire?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
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If he's due out soon, then the answer is yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Mindpiss
I was going to say the exact same thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
you snooze, you lose
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post Google Maps now available for iPhone
Not a very informative video, but in a nutshell more accurate mapping than the Apple maps.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What's an iPhone?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a maps?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a vailable?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a matter you?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Shaddaupyaface!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a madeus?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post A golem
made of chipfat & ginger pubes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a Matabooboo?

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing Yogi.
I couldn't leave that hanging there without reply.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "This app requires iOS 5.1"
I'm not updating my phone for this, I'll keep with the old maps and an iOS that doesn't slow my system down to make me feel the need to upgrade.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post And still no fucking decent turn-by-turn sat nav for Windows Phone.
Piece of shite.
 (Leemondus, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post One for those struggling on the dole.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post nice find
I was under the impression as are many that the labour scheme under the new deal had been scrapped. Nice to discover that it was simply renamed, put in a shoe box, locked in a filing cabinet and moved to an unused toilet at the DWP until someone put in a freedom of information request.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Beware of the Leopard.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *removes staircase*

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a link post Headline far funnier than story
can't work out if it's actually as funny as I think, or if I'm just having one of my manic episodes.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was going to be this..
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/9739414/Man-burns-his-head-after-mistaking-iron-for-phone.html
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That was on page 3 of the Metro this morning. What a shitawful paper that is.
Can I make it absolutely clear that I wasn't reading it, my girlfriend was. And the story was on page 3. Nothing else of interest happening in the world that people should be reading about, of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "The girlfriend was reading it" oh yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
In fairness, as much as I agree with your views re: Metro, that is EXACTLY the sort of story I want to read on the way to work.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^very much this
I don't read it to be informed, I read it to be entertained. I know there's all sorts of horrors going on in the world, but at that time of the morning all my brain can cope with is stories about fuckwits who would rather deliberately maim themselves than do any housework.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I understand these reasons for reading the Metro, but I still find myself incapable of picking it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)
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Beadle hands still no better?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)
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hahaha.

I used to work with a girl who burned her tit by trying to iron a minor crease out of her top while wearing it. she also didn't believe me when I told her it was unrealistic to think she could get to a party in Ipswich by 7pm after work (in London).

'No, my mate said it shouldn't take me more than 30 minutes'
'Well your mate's very wrong'
'No I don't think so, are you sure it's that far?'
'For God's sake, I'm 35 years old - I know where Ipswich is and it's bloody miles away'
'Maybe there's more than one?'...etc

This went on for about ten minutes before she suddenly said 'Oh hang on, do I mean Islington?'
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! what a thick twat.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I love "Maybe there's more than one" :)

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I read this as "Bummed her tit"

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Life is hard on some people
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the:
'After breakfast...I opened a beer' Those crazy Eastern kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The 'breakfast" was probably Vodka.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it this 9 year old?
In which case ..nice.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169231/Meet-9-year-old-boy-genius-Tanishq-Abraham-whos-working-college-degree.html
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a link post Jurassic Creature Comforts I made this!
A sketch what I did
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post may I add
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post :-D
Oh you chaps
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "Like, you know...why can't I go over there?"
Made me laugh.

Nice.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Eyethankew!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo! Yay! Glee! etc..
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you chum :)

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, Great!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you thank you

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post PUPPET!
Where to buy one of those?
 (Lordy, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ebay!
They pop up every now and then, but can be a bit pricey now as with all film tie in stuff people think they can charge more.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post haha good work mate

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ditto
on the "Why can't I go over there?" line. Quality stuff!
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Howd I miss this???
Nicely done! *Click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Made me laugh. Like it.
 (@feelwelcome Hello, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a link post Gamesmaster and much Moore....
Yootoob channel with every episode of:

Gamesmaster
Knightmare
Bad Influence.

Playlist: www.youtube.com/user/DynamiteHeaddy/videos?flow=grid&view=1



Enjoy.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Great
how am I supposed to get anything done today??
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It reminds that
video gaming was treated like rock n roll. Even the 'commentators' have the appearance of former fallen 90s heroes. Even though they have monotone voices and nothing of interest to say.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
<foams at mouth>
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post David Walliams.....when he was actually funny...and working with another fat sidekick!!!!!
!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Before the
Diamond / Walliams childish bust-up... also when he was funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ohhh that could easily waste a week

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The Gamesmaster Quiz
episode isn't quite as funny as I remember, sadly.

edit: the end still is.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post mccartney/nirvana
people got emotional about this yesterday. how bout now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffttttt
is all I have to say
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i think people were making a big fuss over not much really...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for posting
big pile of wank, though. Can't wait for the album!!
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty damn good actually.
Dave Grohl is such a legend.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post mediocre at best

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, er...
Well, that's actually not too bad. Kinda like they were trying to out Zep Zep.

Thank fuck they didnt do a Nirvana track, that wouldnt have worked.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Better than I thought it would be - if they had played 'smells like old spice' it may have been a different story...
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
'smells like extraordinarily fortunate & tedious molten cheese faced old vegan'
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post molten cheese face
Office lols
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh
Smells like a frogs chorus
 (otl, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that was good!
Big smelly vegan farts to the naysayers.
 (Leemondus, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur!

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Why's Paul playing a snow shovel?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffftt
I was expecting Courtney Love to come on and shit in a bongo drum and then gargle with it - its what Kurt would have wanted..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a link post Superted Intro
One of the most powerful pieces of modern cinema. Death, rejection, re-birth and finally ascendance all in one short, beautiful, moving, animation.

GC be damned!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post This makes ME happy!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Who would win in a fight between Bananaman and Superted
Edit: Apart from the "bad guys" obviously
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Superted fo' sho'

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember Superted needed top-ups of "magic dust" fairly regularly
*ponders* Is that more or less available than Bananas?

On the balance of things I think probably Superted too.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
went to a Halloween party this year where the host was dressed as Spotty.

I threw a whitey and spent half an hour vomiting on his next door neighbour's doorstep, before leaving.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a link post sing along! NSFW
pleasant ditty
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Brendan Fraser?

(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The bands name is
Prolife
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a link post May be of interest to some here..... Geminids tonight
I just hope it's a clear night.
More info on viewing in the UK here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh lovely

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Was watching it last night on the field behind the house.........
Till the local fecking 'Meercats' decided to turn there gazillion lumens garden lights on as 'some geezer' was withing 150 yards of there back fence. Cunts
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post don't forget your hard hat and hi-vis jacket

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Okey doke!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. Old-school!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hardcore. You know the score.
*big fish, little fish*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll be peaking tonight
but you'll catch them for a few days after (and a few days before). Also headline is a bit off, the perseids are a much better shower than the geminids. I'll be out looking and hoping for a few camera shots...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it is clear
I don't want to watch more car crash telly tonight. Like the comedy awards.... *shudder*
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Like you would ever win an award for your dreadful 'comedy'.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE STEWART LEE ALONE!!!!!!111
Btw, nice "comedy" account, Pissy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/dE70S.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You are such a neo-nazi.
Goose stepping around Bristol in your jackboots and Hitler haircut.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this
Michael McIntyre?
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely, thanks!

(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post International Space Station should be visible too for the next couple of weeks
Not so much tonight, but there are some good passes over the weekend.

spotthestation.nasa.gov
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I usually use heavensabove.com
but that's another for me bookmarks, ta!

EDIT: Missed hyphen heavens-above.com
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone else going to O'Malleys later? NSFW
Another reaction to it not being Friday.

NSFW for a small amount of swearing and lots of murder.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a link post Sorry for three in a row, Bear Grylls in Ireland

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post is he about to suck off a tramp in that picture?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you are awful!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck sake
You owe me a new keyboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I just spat my tea out
Reading that comment!
 (onemunki Down there for dancing, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a link post Every one here will need to switch to a new search engine

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Mario Warfare

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Brilliant!
I particularly liked the Leon bit too. =D
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This deserves more replies
I've seen a fair few 'real-life mario' videos, but this was a nicely original take on it
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a link post Some sweet, sweet reggae to help get me over the fact that I thought it was Friday until about 2 seconds ago.
The Abyssinians - Declaration of Rights.
*sparks up dooby*
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fake Friday for me
Just to further ruin your morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Salt, meet wound.
Thanks, fella. I've just got to make it through to next Wednesday lunchtime and then that's it for me and work this year. Can't wait!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Not working for the rest of the year kicks ass.
Unfortunately it looks as if I am working between xmas and new year. Bah!
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:56, Reply)

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