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Who should you vote for in the European elections?
Vote Match is a short quiz which aims to help you find the party that best reflects your political views in the 2014 European elections.
For the record, I got the Greens.
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:16,
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"Your views have the most in common with more than one party"
Apparently I am identically disposed towards, the Conservatives, Lib Dems and Labour. Every single one gets the same score. So my political views aren't represented by anyone basically, so there is no point in voting because I'll end up with some twunt doing the wrong thing regardless.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:25,
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so it works, then?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:11,
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YAY!
I got Green, too
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:25,
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Go have a shower hippie
I got Lib Dem.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:33,
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It's a shame the results of this quiz aren't also weighted by
"Most likely to stick to their promises"
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:47,
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I got Lib Dem..
yet I disagreed with 14 of their policies?
Oh well, not like I'm going to vote anyway.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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Don't worry the chances of them actually keeping those policies once elected are slim to none.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:48,
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Oh fer fucks sake I got UKIP.
We need a left wing voting option for people that want to move away from a federal EU.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:42,
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Best vote Green, then
This quiz assumes that your vote for a party is also a vote for/against Europe depending on that party's view, which is a bit wrong really.
Green have said they would have a referendum on Europe, though I don't know if their view is for or against and I don't know if they know either - which is the most democratic position on the subject out of the parties. If you're the figurehead (not leader) of a democracy, and you don't know what your people want, you /ask/.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:57,
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Greens support a referendum?
I'll have to look into their other policies then.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:13,
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I may be wrong about this (as I often am!) having just looked up their policies myself
They are in favour of the EU, but not in its current form which they consider "unsustainable" and not "for the people"... http://policy.greenparty.org.uk/eu
And Caroline Lucus' amendment to the referendum motion here: http://greenparty.org.uk/news/yes-to-an-eu-referendum-green-mp-calls-for-chance-to-build-a-better-europe.html
So they support the referendum on EU but would like to stay in and reform it.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:29,
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HAHAHA, UR A SKINHEAD NEOFASCIST!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:07,
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I think you'll find facists have traditionally been rather pro European integration.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:11,
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There's a difference between integrating and conquering
But I never found out what it was, and that's why I failed maths.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:17,
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This can't come as a surprise, can it, Nigel?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:10,
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Farrage doesn't own the anti EU vote he just feeds on it.
There were many left and right wing voters and politicians that have been opposed for decades to a federal Europe.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:31,
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I got Green then Lib Dem
but unfortunately I couldn't actually vote Green as some of the issues I feel most strongly about I oppose them on (especially GM food, where their policy is entirely emotive and rejects solid science). I know several Green activists, and I like them. But I also think their positions on anything scientific tend to be ridiculously Luddite.
I fear this makes me a Lib Dem...
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:44,
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^this^
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:13,
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How well put
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:36,
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I'm Labour apparently.
Pretty much proves that this thing is bo-lacks.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:52,
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Well I'm a Green, I suspected as much *sniffs armpit*
But an interesting footnote is that I agree more with the BNP than with UKIP. Can't think what on though.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:04,
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Was it your rampant homophobia and racism?
Perchance?
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BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:12,
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Oddly...
...the BNP have comparatively centrist/indifferent positions on anything that doesn't involve racism and homophobia. (e.g. economics, etc)
I suspect therefore that your higher disagreement with UKIP will be based on the fact you find almost all of their positions mostly repellent, wheras with the BNP you find only a few of their positions utterly repellent.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:17,
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Aha. To be honest there were quite a few questions I couldn't give a rat's arse about, they probably skewed it.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:23,
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Green - I feel sullied.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:05,
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In the picture below, which of these is you?

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BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:11,
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Hah! I bet you just reek of patchouli too.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:13,
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Watch it!
He's not had his tofu!
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BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:14,
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I got green too
closely followed by BNP :(
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:12,
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same
which shows how the three main parties have totally failed the electorate
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:31,
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I got BNP
closely followed by UKIP. Oh well :)
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DavidIckesBrain Donate! Donate!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:31,
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That's because if you're wanting any change in the relationship with the EU you must be a horrible right wing racist.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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Each time I take it, I have a different results.
1. Labour
2. BNP closely followed by conservatives
3. Labour closely followed by conservatives
4. Conservatives
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:17,
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Lid dem and Labour pretty much the same for me
Which tells me what i already knew.
Cool
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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Bet the cops were upset when they realised they wouldn't be able to shoot anyone.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:01,
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If only they all had books!
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Pig Bodine., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:07,
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Maybe they should ban all books
if it has this kind of success with the kids ;-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:07,
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Wow it's like a modern day Fahrenheit 451
*realises Fahrenheit 451 was set in the future* umm... you know what I mean
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:08,
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Hmm
Dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen.
or something....
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Really?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:24,
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Stimmt
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:44,
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Time for a whale guts sweepstake?
Gives a whole new meaning to "thar she blows!"

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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:23,
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This story takes me back to the dawn of the internet...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:30,
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'Visit Theexplodingwhale.com'
Who the fuck makes a website for exploding whales?
Link is a)old as you say but b) still funny to watch.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:51,
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Aah, the original viral video and still the best
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:06,
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Someone should prod it with a dart on a long garden cane.
Whilst someone else is looking at it.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:46,
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We need a slo-mo camera set up before you do that
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:04,
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Wait until there's a journo standing next to it doing a piece to camera and nail it with an air rifle :D
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:04,
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nah - get the journo to puncture it live on air with a *ahem*
whale oil beef hook
/coat
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:14,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:54,
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Couldn't that just sell it to Japan?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:06,
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or Taiwan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aicIbUvE5tw
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spagaroony, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:45,
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this is strangely
mesmerising...........*clicks*
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Really?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:50,
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yeah
I think this is some kind of dark art. Why am I still watching? I can't stop.
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moogy boobles, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:55,
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I even read the end of your comment with Kilroy's weird looping upward inflection.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:27,
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you did too??
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Really?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:28,
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I read your comment
the way Kilroy would have done. With that strange upward question inferring lilt?!?
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Really?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:27,
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I say everything
in an accusatory fashion. You all read me well.
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moogy boobles, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:47,
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"You're forty and nobody wants you?"
Just his voice as he says it makes me laugh.
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$$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:07,
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You can say pretty much anything in that pattern
"you ate a cornetto… while your sister was on fire?"
"you bought all your childrens' clothes… from a swan?"
"your father returned after 7 years… but now he's a moth?"
"you no longer love him… but you stay with him for his elbows?"
(or my favourite from a friend) "Your slip-on shoe came off... and you just went and got it?"
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Jaffa The Cake, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:15,
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Best de-motivational ever!
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Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:26,
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Hahaha, genius.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:29,
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What about film-inspired ones:
e.g.
"You started an underground boxing club…. because you’ve got a multiple personality disorder?"
“You blew up your estranged father’s office… and had a crush on your sister?”
"You started selling cooking crystal meth… because you’ve got terminal cancer?"
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:45,
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Haha!
"You stole a farmer's food and cider...because he tried to kill you with his JCB?"
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:04,
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"you went into battle with an evil imperialist dictator - who turned out to be your dad?"
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cackbastard criminally inane, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:29,
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Brilliant!
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Really?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:28,
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I like this.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:07,
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"you lost your morning TV show......because you wrote a racist article in a newspaper?"
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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haha
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:49,
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I wonder if...
...there's anyone who can answer "yes" to all of these?
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:31,
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At 0:33...
...He couldn't hold the flatulence any longer...
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NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:35,
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"You couldn't hold your flatulence any longer...so you let it out in the lift?"
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:06,
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"Someone farted in the lift,
so you released thousands of wasps?"
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NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:11,
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Harry Hill did a good pisstake of these
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LayURys9txY
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:53,
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hahaha
"What planet is Kilroy on?"
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presferatu, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:39,
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A friend went in the audience of Kilroy, and everyone was given a signed photo postcard of the man himself.
I swear, the way he writes "Robert" says Robot.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:48,
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Hahaha!
I find this quite hilarious.
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:15,
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Death row inmate dies after botched execution
Wut?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:33,
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So, in a way, it wasn't botched after all.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:29,
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Green Mile in real life.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:54,
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Bioshock using UE4
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:14,
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can it not do bounce lights?
ridiculously dark shadows for something with so many light sources and wet surfaces
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:39,
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It's fan made I think
and he used the original Bioshock assets. Not sure if that makes a difference. I'm pretty sure UE4 does have some nifty lighting effects in it though.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:13,
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YEAH ALRIGHT PICKY RICARDO
God, I bloody loved Bioshock. All of 'em.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:26,
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Realtime ray tracing?
That's a bit much for a game engine isn't it?
Unreal 3 could baked in ray traced light but any moving lights were direct lighting only.
Bean playing about with Unreal 4 myself and whilst the lighting is good I've not noticed real time ray trace.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:55,
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I meant precalculated bounces for the static lights
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:14,
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It's been able to do prebaked global ilumination in Unreal 3 and 4s even better.
https://docs.unrealengine.com/latest/INT/Engine/Rendering/LightingAndShadows/Lightmass/index.html
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:28,
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"Bean playing"?
Pervert.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:08,
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Praise from Caesar is praise indeed.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:32,
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And now I've got Beyond The Sea in my head.
Never played this franchise, but I might investigate...
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:56,
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Good game, great atmosphere.
Avoid any of the game forums for it though as there will be some major spoilers.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:04,
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The first game is one of the best games ever
The series goes downhill after that. BioShock infinite is nowhere near as good as was initially reported.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:08,
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Look at this, this is you:
WRONG
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:51,
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What's in a name?
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 4:59,
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Nominative determinism
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spagaroony, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 7:41,
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His parents should have seen where that would lead
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:55,
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What about the leader of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt - Mohammed Badie.
Basic error there, mate.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:19,
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I only found out yesterday...
... that the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons are known as 'Baaps'
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FridgeBadger, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:45,
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that gets a like (i tended to fall off boards so I'd 'look after the bags' while the cooler kids were skating)
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 3:05,
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There can be fewer things more annoying than skateboarders
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Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 5:44,
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Cyclists
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:15,
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you man the gates at downing street
AICMFP
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:23,
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Pleb
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:26,
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UKIP candidates
close call though
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:21,
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Especially good ones.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:30,
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Neat!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:02,
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Some of the usual win/fail mix and toons to go with it. Skelts written all over this post. :-)
Also; 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1..... couldn't stop laughing (hope he was ok)
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:05,
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:)
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:28,
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"My arm melted"
Pikey copper thief
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Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:46,
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Nice mental image
With the back to the future reference.
I'd say the guy should thank his lucky stars for even being alive.
moron.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:34,
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I hope there was smoke still rising from him as he stood in the dock
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 6:15,
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1.21 gigawatts!
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JamTallons, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 6:52,
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I love it when the auto reclose kicks in and blasts a Gypo cable thief. Happens a fair bit on the London network.
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bane, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:17,
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Studio tour 1982
some australian local tv channel decides it's a good idea to let a woman operate a camera (skip to 0.19 to see the woman operate a camera)
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:19,
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I've 'ad 'er
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PooPants, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:36,
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High heels, on a studio floor?
An expensively flat studio floor so that the cameras don`t wobble.
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tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 2:03,
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Nice boobies
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Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 5:45,
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High heels would make a fine clacking sound too, right through the news broadcasts
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 6:19,
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Guy shreds piano at St Pancras station.
Art project "Play me i'm yours " Pianos Located in public parks, bus shelters and train stations, markets and even ferries the pianos are available for any member of the public to play and enjoy
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:14,
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On a recent visit to the London
my daughter had a shot on that very piano. I also had a quick go. I played eye of the tiger.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:16,
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fair play
I cant even play the triangle.
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:28,
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Do you only have one arm?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:29,
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I have the standard two
just no sense of timing or rhythm
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:33,
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'alone time'
must be difficult then....
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:35,
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Or randomly exciting....
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:39,
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he should try 'playing the triangle' instead
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:40,
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It can be trying at times
I tend to use a metronome if i'm in a hurry.
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:41,
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That's the Luke Jerram thing isn't it?
WATERSLIDE BRISTOL!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't get picked. Gladly.
He is from the Jim Jones Revue who are ACE!!!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:20,
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That was great stuff.
And probably balances out the amount of boneheads that start cracking out 'chopsticks'
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GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:28,
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bloody show off.
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JamTallons, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 7:20,
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Wow! Hes so good.
Give him his own hootnanny.
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:09,
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And then some cnut stole his red bag
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LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:42,
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It's good, but with a fairly middling understanding of piano-playing, it's quite easy.
The bass line is largely repetitive and the rest is all various scales and arpeggios which you can learn in an afternoon.
However, it looks the fucking nuts and people think you're a fucking genius, so it's probably the best value piano you can learn.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:45,
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Ah but...
Getting the left hand to reliably keep that bass line going on autopilot while the right fannies about on the scales and arpeggios takes a fair bit of practise.
I can do each separately, never managed to convincingly combine the two to quite that level though...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:29,
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He's good. Very good. But if I heard him do this early morning, on way to work, with hangover or if I was trying to read I'd have battered his cunt in.
Worse than listening to too loud music on your phone.
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:32,
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Bloody Hell...
I went to school with that guy. I had no idea he could do this
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itsthebttower, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:56,
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what a bloody racket
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:34,
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Jesus fucking Christ.
WHAT a talent.
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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:28,
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But then who was drums...?
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GeorgeOfTheJungle has seen what it does to a penny, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:25,
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Just picked this up on steam
Anyone got it yet?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:12,
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How much ?
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:20,
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£12
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:23,
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i expect to have it
in a couple of weeks, as the child that purchased it using my account will be returning. it looks great!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:48,
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"as the child that purchased it using my account will be returning"
Sounds sinister!!
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:28,
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UKIP's Toad of Toad Hall Out Making Friends.
Bonus points for the beeb leaving it in un-edited.
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GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:05,
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Tinymasterburritochef
dawwww.....I want a hamster! Again!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:56,
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hahaha
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Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:04,
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you beat my posting it
by a few seconds... at just 300 views now it will be interesting to see how quickly this goes viral.
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tubaman, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:07,
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Give it about 4 hours
and hamsters will be committing seppuku to save themselves from the horror...
:D
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:13,
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Sound the klaxons, bang pots and pans...it's "doing the rounds".
Time to Viral was 8hrs 46mins. Note that down in the book of Interesting.
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loci, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:09,
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139000 and
counting
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:21,
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Hamsters love tiny burritos
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:07,
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haha! that was adorable.
though. what they did not show you was the glutinous thing leaping to its death off the counter and dying.*
*sorry... i became too attached to too many of my kids hamsters. one cost 4 sheets of drywall repair in two rooms because it got into the walls. it died 3 weeks later of a heart attack whilst having its waterbottle changed. hamsters are shit pets.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:14,
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I had one when I was younger.
It had an amazing ability to escape its cage every night. It got stuck behind the fire, in the walls, under the floorboards. In the end it died of shock when it encountered one of the cats on the landing. Shit pets.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:20,
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Mine died when I was on holiday
then by the time I got back my brothers had revived it. hahahahaha...they shit themselves when it died.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:26,
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i actually attempted CPR on a hamster
(using a tiny drink stirrer) ... the dog merely walked by whilst it was in its rolley ball thingy caused it a seizure... lets say, that did not work out very well.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:40,
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My mate killed his hampster by buggering it.
At least that was the rumour.
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rjmrjm, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:03,
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What a horrible thing
to do to a little animal.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:25,
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mour pture
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Pig Bodine., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:52,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c42z3LAGyTM
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:28,
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and would sir like a waffer thin mint?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:26,
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WUT???
Oh for fucks sake it's the same day as the bash. Oh now I am undecided.......
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:50,
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Haha
"Two mystery guests (One with an On The Buses connection, the other with no connection)"
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:53,
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Factually speaking, it could therefore be anyone in attendance
But oh the excitement!
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:59,
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I can't see myself ever wanting to share my company with anyone in that photo.
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$$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:00,
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That's rubbish, the tour doesn't stop at the Park Street public toilets
what kind of an On the buses event is that?!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:09,
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OLIVE IS THERE
OLIVE
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:11,
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isn't she dreamy?
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:10,
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I'm pretty sure that were a porno
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Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:51,
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Popular LOVELY forum member stuj
on his way to work.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:53,
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Needs more spiders
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:56,
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and penguins to be fair...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:57,
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There is absolutely nothing
that needs more spiders.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:31,
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Mars?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:39,
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yes but
who's the chap he's pulling along?
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LP, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:59,
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It's you isn't it?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:04,
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It's Moses. Isn't it?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:48,
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HeeHawwwwways goes to work like that!
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Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:48,
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Haha, proper lolling at this.
EVEN THOUGH I HATE HIPSTER CUNTS
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:23,
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Feels like what I do everyday
Always behind but with less hilarious results!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:26,
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I thought lag was slang for a prisoner
And this was a guide for living with ex-cons.
I am disappoint (yet amused, and yet disappoint that the internet company is implying high-bandwidth will cure lag)
I'm conflicted.
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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:26,
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it made me laugh it did.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:47,
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the kitchen part in my case
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:12,
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FAKE AND GAY
The folks with the headsets are in reality, everything else is CGI
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PooPants, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:48,
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Ha ha excellent - the egg-breaking especially.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:15,
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Valley of Dolls
want to visit Japan? Go here it looks amazing..but just don't stumble into town at night. On your own.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:03,
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Great find. Nice stuff.
I remember seeing similar curiosities when I got out of Tokyo and into the sticks. The remaining locals in these rapidly declining and ageing depopulated towns and villages would do some wonderfully creative things with these abandoned spaces. Often to attract tourists and draw young folk back but there's always that melancholy there. Natsukashi.
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felixcoen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:35,
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It's kind of great and creepy at the same time innit :D
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:44,
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I liked this too,
thanks Herbie!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:18,
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NP Jimbukfuktu
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:40,
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Alive
I made this!
Sometimes writers meetings hit a road-block and you need to mix things up to spur creativity.
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juliachildcia, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:01,
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Well, I liked it.
Weird name though. I thought they were talking about Vietnam for ages.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:16,
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yank humour at it's finest.
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:01,
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