I haven't seen that in ages
And now I don't need to see it again for ages.
Top tune at the cooler goffyclubs in teh 80s
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:30,
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Their Non Stop Video Show seems to have gone from YouTube,
which is a shame as it is wonderfully odd.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:57,
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old favourite
I've found it on b3ta
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:09,
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when Jimmy Edgar's album "Sex Drive" came out
it was listed on Bleep.com as "Sex Child" for like a week. Right after the Jimmy Savile stuff had come to light. I guess everyone had sex children on the brain :(
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:15,
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Ha! It was thinking "if that guy puts his fist in me again, I'm gonna die!"
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:30,
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Better it ended like that instead of a fly-blown rotting maggot amusement park.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:27,
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FINGER SHADOWS!
(hughheffjust been tipped 5 dollars, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 0:13,
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all I can think
is that this would be an extraordinarily irritating butt plug for a giant, and it would probably break off as well.
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 3:16,
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I regard the BBC as a pretty good media Corp.
Better than vile PLC cunts who have various axes to grind.
(mrmattis staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:49,
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A broadcasting outfit with no adverts is absolute fucking bliss for me
murdoch can slip on a slug and fall headlong into his golden paper shredder for all I care.
(CysticSpazzGlandhas just puwked on your mum, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:16,
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Completely This ^
I watch very little TV but to be able to watch something like Sherlock straight-through without having to break every 10 mins for adverts makes the license fee worthwhile as far as I'm concerned.
(Ugi, it's a game of give and cake, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:26,
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^
BBC Radio channels are worth the fee alone - Radio 4 podcasts alone...
(zacherynuk@echo off, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:57,
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bout time the bbc grew its teeth back
and its balls
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:28,
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I like this
That blog has a sense of "We can do this all year long. Try us."
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:47,
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Any fule Private Eye reader knows that the BBC's comments are twisting the truth somewhat. It's true they've reduced senior management jobs. Theyv'e done so by enormously increasing the number of lower grade middle managers, being paid.. er.. quite close to higher management salaries.
(anonybloke, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:00,
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Witchcraft!
But cool witchcraft, if you're a geek/nerd/neek/gerd etc. Bracelet turns your arm into a useable replica of your phone.
(barstRdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:52,
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"We need 700,000 euros to finish the first prototype of the CICRET BRACELET."
700,000 euro(*)? Seems legit.
(Plural of euro is euro. They can't even get that right. I'm oot.)
(Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:57,
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Having said that...
...the new mini Speccy has raised £110,000 in two days. It flew through the target. How much is a Euro these days, anyway? *EDIT* it's £1.27, so...€700,000=just over £550,000, so 5 times what Sinclair raised in two days. It's doable, but I'm out. I just want to play Knight Lore on the telly again.
(barstRdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:00,
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I don't mind people raising more money than they need
But if they really *need* 700,000 euro (~600,000 GBP) to make a prototype the they're fucking idiots, or more likely they have high barriers to overcome such as battery life and projection brightness.
(Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:04,
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^ The man doth have a point here, methinks.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:31,
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i'm always wishing my phone was glued to my arm
and more difficult to read/use
(mutated monty, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:17,
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This looks cooler
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:35,
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tfy wanking with that on anx see how long it takes for the plod to smash your back doors in
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:58,
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* WHEE'
a distinct sound, that.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:49,
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Oh, grow up.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:54,
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeefucklifteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:09,
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ON A THURSDAY?? GO TO YOUR ROOM.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:13,
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It makes me happy that in these turbulent times, this exists
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:01,
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Horse boiled in cum
Something to read while eating your dinner. I think the burnt cum box guy has competition.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:55,
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thank you for yor valuable contribution to this board
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:49,
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My pleasure
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:55,
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And you were searching for ...?
(Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:54,
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They already eat krill,
Fishing both top-down and bottom-up in the food chain
At least they eat jellyfish too
(A Rory Borealishere under duress, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:56,
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funnily enough
they blamed jellyfish too, for lack of fish in recent years (not warmer sea temperatures and pollution). turns out they were exponentially adding to the jellyfish bloom by netting them all up chopping them to bits and chucking them back in the sea.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:08,
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I love how one of their arguments for eating whale is human population growth 'needing' more resources...
...and another of their arguments for eating whale is the 'problem' of whale population growth - where they evilly consume more resources.
And they say that it's the Americans that don't get irony...
(Prestidigituswill set this 'ere black puddin on you, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:37,
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Yeah
The Japanese population not growing is due to lack of whale kebabs. Yessir!
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:53,
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Modest proposal
Better idea: let's eat the japs.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:47,
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Not much meat on them
If you are talking about "eating them" in Traditional Tory Victorianesque definition of the word.
Otherwise I would warn about that the 54% of "Eatable" Japanese has the oldest average minge age on the planet. But each to his own.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:57,
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Eat guinea pigs
It's a fast growing and efficient source of protein.
(SpangoTheWonderBadgeris brewing beer, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:02,
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haha
wtf? just watched the original, why does she make that noise? is she human?
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:09,
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She does make an ass out of herself...
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:14,
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Yeah Asian "suck"...
But boy do the 'muricans eat a lot.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:59,
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She looks a bit asian.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:39,
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Their Asians are different from our Asians. Apparently.
(Flash_Bastard, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:10,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWASrMdi0c8
Biggins!!
(rjmrjm, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:25,
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Fucking hell I found that way to funny
(Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:02,
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I found it most unfunny completely
18 years ago this fat ponce once elbowed me in the ribs in order to get to the bar at Regents Park open air theatre. He was shit in A Comedy Of Errors.
(WinnieTheTurd, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:04,
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that is brilliant
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:30,
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(DannyJockHave a great day!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:15,
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Can someone lpug it back in again please?
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:22,
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plug it back in
and TURNed it Up!
(DannyJockHave a great day!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:23,
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Ha ha! Looks like fun!!
(SpinIts a thing., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:19,
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good times
that was a crazy year. i drove limos and lived w this japanese kid, my brother and 2 kids from ireland
(DannyJockHave a great day!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:22,
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Is that Frankie Boyle?
Looks like he's skipped weight watchers for a few weeks.
(Tuftedshag, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:25,
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googled fat frankie boyle
haha yes, i can see what u mean.
(DannyJockHave a great day!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:39,
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I hope you all died.
(Oysdgpthere's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:30,
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Which is made with wagyu beef and venison and looks much nicer.
(zacherynuk@echo off, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:39,
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looks awfiul to me to be honest
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:22,
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Eventually someone will dig a giant pit, filling the bottom 10% with 10 tonnes of flaming coal.
Then back number of tip-up trucks up to the edge and empty loads of flour, yeast, processed cheese, pigs and cows on top.
And then eat it.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:50,
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