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This is a link post "It's the headline of the year, baby" says Troy McLure

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This is a link post Sex Dwarf
I found this because I was searching for
never mind

Sex Dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice?

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This is a normal post you should have posted the video
(very NSFW)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=39NHW8V-WEk
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This is a normal post I haven't seen that in ages
And now I don't need to see it again for ages.

Top tune at the cooler goffyclubs in teh 80s
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This is a normal post Their Non Stop Video Show seems to have gone from YouTube,
which is a shame as it is wonderfully odd.
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This is a normal post old favourite
I've found it on b3ta
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This is a normal post when Jimmy Edgar's album "Sex Drive" came out
it was listed on Bleep.com as "Sex Child" for like a week. Right after the Jimmy Savile stuff had come to light. I guess everyone had sex children on the brain :(
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This is a normal post Where was the Daily Mail outrage in the olden days?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_Gang_Children

Not sure you could call a band that nowadays without Mumsnet having a meltdown.
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This is a normal post Just listening to this brings back memories of hangovers.

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This is a normal post Great album.
"Sex Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf."
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This is a link post Lego Christmas tree
Fa la la la la, la la ronseal.
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This is a normal post i was hoping this would end like cauliflower sheep
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZv0ty00pUs&feature=player_detailpage#t=52
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This is a normal post Ha! It was thinking "if that guy puts his fist in me again, I'm gonna die!"

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This is a normal post Better it ended like that instead of a fly-blown rotting maggot amusement park.

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This is a normal post
FINGER SHADOWS!
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This is a normal post all I can think
is that this would be an extraordinarily irritating butt plug for a giant, and it would probably break off as well.
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This is a normal post Dr Laminator
Worst superhero ever.
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This is a normal post Supervillain surely?
It sounds more like supervillain name to me.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah Dr's ate always villains.
It would have to be the amazing laminator
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This is a normal post Laminator-Man!
Heroic bravery on so many levels!
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This is a normal post "You wanna smuggle tainted imitation crab sticks into the country to pay for it?"

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This is a normal post "tainted"
...uh.
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This is a link post BBC fights back against The Sun
Bloody right!
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This is a normal post I regard the BBC as a pretty good media Corp.
Better than vile PLC cunts who have various axes to grind.
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This is a normal post A broadcasting outfit with no adverts is absolute fucking bliss for me
murdoch can slip on a slug and fall headlong into his golden paper shredder for all I care.
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This is a normal post Completely This ^
I watch very little TV but to be able to watch something like Sherlock straight-through without having to break every 10 mins for adverts makes the license fee worthwhile as far as I'm concerned.
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This is a normal post ^
BBC Radio channels are worth the fee alone - Radio 4 podcasts alone...
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This is a normal post bout time the bbc grew its teeth back
and its balls
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This is a normal post I like this
That blog has a sense of "We can do this all year long. Try us."
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Any fule Private Eye reader knows that the BBC's comments are twisting the truth somewhat. It's true they've reduced senior management jobs. Theyv'e done so by enormously increasing the number of lower grade middle managers, being paid.. er.. quite close to higher management salaries.
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This is a link post Witchcraft!
But cool witchcraft, if you're a geek/nerd/neek/gerd etc. Bracelet turns your arm into a useable replica of your phone.
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This is a normal post "We need 700,000 euros to finish the first prototype of the CICRET BRACELET."
700,000 euro(*)? Seems legit.

(Plural of euro is euro. They can't even get that right. I'm oot.)
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This is a normal post Having said that...
...the new mini Speccy has raised £110,000 in two days. It flew through the target. How much is a Euro these days, anyway? *EDIT* it's £1.27, so...€700,000=just over £550,000, so 5 times what Sinclair raised in two days. It's doable, but I'm out. I just want to play Knight Lore on the telly again.
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This is a normal post I don't mind people raising more money than they need
But if they really *need* 700,000 euro (~600,000 GBP) to make a prototype the they're fucking idiots, or more likely they have high barriers to overcome such as battery life and projection brightness.
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This is a normal post ^ The man doth have a point here, methinks.

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This is a normal post i'm always wishing my phone was glued to my arm
and more difficult to read/use
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This is a normal post Meh
www.bitrebels.com/technology/working-bluetooth-steampunk-keyboard/

This looks cooler
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This is a normal post tfy wanking with that on anx see how long it takes for the plod to smash your back doors in

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This is a normal post Investment scams 4 eva

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This is a normal post I wonder how this would work for hairy people

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This is a link post A nice christian lady sings about the true meaning of Christmas
Yup, it's that part of youtube again...
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This is a normal post keep your fetishes to yourself pls

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This is a normal post * WHEE'
a distinct sound, that.
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This is a normal post Oh, grow up.

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This is a normal post Weeeeeeeeeeeeeefucklifteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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This is a normal post ON A THURSDAY?? GO TO YOUR ROOM.

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This is a normal post It makes me happy that in these turbulent times, this exists

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This is a link post Horse boiled in cum
Something to read while eating your dinner. I think the burnt cum box guy has competition.
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This is a normal post thank you for yor valuable contribution to this board

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This is a normal post My pleasure

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This is a normal post And you were searching for ...?

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This is a normal post Horse recipes

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This is a normal post Horses in Cucumbers in Cumbria?

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This is a normal post Whore Spoiled Income.

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This is a normal post jesus fucking christ

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This is a link post I heard that everyone on here likes these

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This is a normal post They should do a version without all these bits, and have it just advertise the film.

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This is a link post i don't know about you, but, yes. i am.
a message brought to you by the Japan Whaling Association.
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This is a normal post By "marine resources" I assume they mean krill
So why don't we all eat krill?

Who cares if the whales eat all the fucking krill, eh?
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This is a normal post You make a krilliant argument there.

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This is a normal post KRILL THEM ALL!

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This is a normal post You just krilled that thread.

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This is a normal post I was going to do that with a sKRILLex link.

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This is a normal post Goodbye, krill world.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Jackson did a song about this
Was called




Kriller


*gets hapoon
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Gets other harpoon
Throws in back.

"Thunk"
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Can everyone just krill out on the puns!

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This is a normal post I krill

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This is a normal post They already eat krill,
Fishing both top-down and bottom-up in the food chain

At least they eat jellyfish too
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This is a normal post funnily enough
they blamed jellyfish too, for lack of fish in recent years (not warmer sea temperatures and pollution). turns out they were exponentially adding to the jellyfish bloom by netting them all up chopping them to bits and chucking them back in the sea.
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This is a normal post I love how one of their arguments for eating whale is human population growth 'needing' more resources...
...and another of their arguments for eating whale is the 'problem' of whale population growth - where they evilly consume more resources.

And they say that it's the Americans that don't get irony...
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This is a normal post Yeah
The Japanese population not growing is due to lack of whale kebabs.
Yessir!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Modest proposal
Better idea: let's eat the japs.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Not much meat on them
If you are talking about "eating them" in Traditional Tory Victorianesque definition of the word.

Otherwise I would warn about that the 54% of "Eatable" Japanese has the oldest average minge age on the planet.
But each to his own.
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This is a normal post Eat guinea pigs
It's a fast growing and efficient source of protein.
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This is a link post Mr Plinkett on new Star Wars NSFW
The only opinion you need.
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This is a normal post I have to say
I'm getting tired of Plinkett.
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This is a normal post Ditto.
At least Jay is still nice to look at.
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This is a normal post genius
as always
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This is a normal post Ha!
Was just about to call GC, like a cunt..
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This is a normal post :D

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This is a normal post haha
wtf? just watched the original, why does she make that noise? is she human?
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This is a normal post She does make an ass out of herself...

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This is a normal post Yeah Asian "suck"...
But boy do the 'muricans eat a lot.
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This is a normal post She looks a bit asian.

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This is a normal post Their Asians are different from our Asians. Apparently.

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This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWASrMdi0c8
Biggins!!
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This is a normal post Fucking hell I found that way to funny

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This is a normal post I found it most unfunny completely
18 years ago this fat ponce once elbowed me in the ribs in order to get to the bar at Regents Park open air theatre. He was shit in A Comedy Of Errors.
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This is a normal post that is brilliant

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This is a normal post HAHAHAHA

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This is a normal post haha!

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This is a link post Eye of the tiger I made this!
gets unlpugged
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This is a normal post Can someone lpug it back in again please?

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post plug it back in
and TURNed it Up!
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This is a normal post Ha ha! Looks like fun!!

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This is a normal post good times
that was a crazy year. i drove limos and lived w this japanese kid, my brother and 2 kids from ireland
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This is a normal post Is that Frankie Boyle?
Looks like he's skipped weight watchers for a few weeks.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post googled fat frankie boyle
haha yes, i can see what u mean.
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This is a normal post I hope you all died.

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This is a link post Light-saber practice. Sort of.
The motions of canoers and kayakers revealed with LEDs in long exposure photography.
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This is a normal post That's great!

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This is a normal post Nice!

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This is a normal post Where did the kayak go?

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This is a link post 50 pound Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Which one of you internet fatties is going to have this tonight?

The guy is a bit FUCKING annoying MOTHERFUCKER
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This is a normal post that's an expensive burger!
But not as expensive as this one: www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/11143554/Chef-creates-worlds-most-expensive-burger-cost-1100.html

Which is made with wagyu beef and venison and looks much nicer.
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This is a normal post looks awfiul to me to be honest

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This is a normal post Eventually someone will dig a giant pit, filling the bottom 10% with 10 tonnes of flaming coal.
Then back number of tip-up trucks up to the edge and empty loads of flour, yeast, processed cheese, pigs and cows on top.

And then eat it.
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz_zRuTX4Rc
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This is a normal post Sound like a iron furnace.
But with cheese.
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This is a link post Home Alone Shark I made this!
It's like Home Alone. But with a shark.
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This is a link post From Slayer to Leo Sayer
Metal band bassist ruptures bollock on stage - finishes gig. \m/
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This is a normal post >.<

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This is a normal post SYMPHONIC metal?!
must be fake then
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This is a link post Nosemouth
Seems to be a new thingy.

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This is a normal post Pedro should sue

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This is a normal post Is she a Stronitum Dog?

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This is a normal post Who nose?
She can't say.
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This is a normal post Terrible.

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This is a normal post Colour me shameless

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This is a normal post Looks as good as that crappy 'fucklift' thing.

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This is a normal post Reminds me of this
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
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This is a normal post Hi Zlatan

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This is a normal post it's barry manilow!

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