Home » Links » Archive 8520
(Older | Newer)
Child falling off a slide .gif
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:10,
Reply)
So difficult not to laugh :D
(
Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:59,
Reply)
sympathy_reply.txt
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:05,
Reply)
Chris Pratt On Meth.
NSFW
Well, not 'on' meth.
(
Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:48,
Reply)
Ah, Chris Pratt.
A shining example of any anyone can get themselves Hollywood fit if they don't have a proper job to go to. I assume he also has the aids.
(
jonbob loves you, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:36,
Reply)
He seems like a nice guy though
And can be quite funny. Decent enough actor too. I'd rather more like him than a lot of other people out there.
(
--- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:52,
Reply)
^that^
Loved him in Parks and Recreation, the loveable idiot.
(
Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:35,
Reply)
I should have phrased that better.
I also like Pratt, but him and others like him give me a glimpse of what women have been going through for who knows how long, i.e. the whole unrealistic standards of beauty thing, and I don't like it.
(
jonbob loves you, Tue 19 May 2015, 22:20,
Reply)
The Hoff, potentially sober, chatting cars for 20 mins while driving around London
fave quote - 'who cares, I'm in a f**king gtr!'. quite.
(
Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:48,
Reply)
Twat's pointing in the wrong direction for the Knightrider pub.
That's at the north end of the Millenium Bridge, not the Hungerford Bridge. Stupid talentless seppo WANKER.
(
Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:34,
Reply)
"I'm sensing tension in your voice, Michael.....Shall I sequence Tayne?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIXTNumrDc4
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:35,
Reply)
a nude Tayne?
(
TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:46,
Reply)
Nice
I like the hoff. He rides his fame better than some other 80's stars. And likes pizza.
(
zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:14,
Reply)
I had a Skyline R34 in my hands for a few weeks.
Very hard to drive in normal traffic. Almost scared of putting my foot down.
(
Fluffster, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:48,
Reply)
Silly bird
(
--- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:45,
Reply)
I feel the need to do this right now
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:46,
Reply)
Ace.
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:11,
Reply)
You may like this one then, 2 odd minutes of a cockatoo getting angry and NOT going to the vets
youtu.be/5UUjJysUMTw?t=1m
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:41,
Reply)
That is one major flounce
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:48,
Reply)
Loved that too.
Brilliant creatures.
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:06,
Reply)
best use of 1 cup since the invention of the internet
(
Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:11,
Reply)
Indeed,
I can watch this one more than once.
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:33,
Reply)
lovely
(
HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:35,
Reply)
hahaha
this is still my favourite vid of a pet using an object to make a noise
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aTagDSnclk
(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 May 2015, 14:56,
Reply)
:D
I used to twank those all the time
(
PooPants, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:12,
Reply)
What mental animal
(
Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:36,
Reply)
I had co-workers resembling this when out of coffee
(
macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 May 2015, 16:22,
Reply)
Lovely
(
fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:19,
Reply)
Wonderful creatures
(
simbosan is too tired, Tue 19 May 2015, 19:02,
Reply)
I love parrots
they're smart n silly :D
(
Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 23 May 2015, 22:29,
Reply)
vaccination turned my cat autistic
some people are nuts
(
colmcq2, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:12,
Reply)
Joke site has joke article
*news*
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:15,
Reply)
fuck
*kicks can*
(
colmcq2, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:17,
Reply)
i love the last bit
*Editor’s Note: Admiral Ticklebelly passed away last week from complications due to an undetected case of feline leukemia
(
Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:32,
Reply)
Frankie Boyle's Election Autopsy
Worth it for the last few minutes monologue alone
(
BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:51,
Reply)
Very good!
(
Spin Its a thing., Tue 19 May 2015, 15:46,
Reply)
speaking of toilets
(
HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:35,
Reply)
How do you poo ?
the link with a stink
SFW Guardian feature
(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:01,
Reply)
tragic:
'She met a man at a party whose breath was “the worst I have ever smelled – almost faecal”. The next day, he killed himself.'
(
Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:05,
Reply)
'Although you can climb on your toilet seat and squat'
No you can't. This whole way of pooping has been discussed loads on the internet. Turns out our toilets are not designed to squat on and it could be dangerous.
(
--- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:50,
Reply)
You mean you haven't ordered a SquattyPotty stool?
www.squattypotty.co.uk/
(
Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:59,
Reply)
What, you have the queen coming over?
shit in the corner like the rest of us.
(
--- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:07,
Reply)
I thought the queen does that too when laying cornerstones
(
Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:22,
Reply)
*goes to squat and shit in the bath
Edit: I think there is truth to this though, I always seem to want a poo just as I start work on the computer, and just realised I sort of am sat in the way she says. Feet a bit raised and learning forward.
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:21,
Reply)
how do you sit?
like you're trying to lick your own balls?
(
--- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:19,
Reply)
No,
my feet are about 2 inch higher than the floor, on my desk thing. And I lean slightly forward onto my desk top. My keyboard drawer is inbetween head/balls blocking any shenanigans.
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:36,
Reply)
LIES!
(
--- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:52,
Reply)
He's right....
my keyboard is on a drawer that slides in... :(
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:54,
Reply)
people learn piano in bus garage a note at a tiem
A pianist in a Bus garage in Newcastle teaches commuters how to play Moonlight Sonata
(
shnookey1, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:44,
Reply)
Fuck off.
(
Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:54,
Reply)
nice
(
$$ ✅, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:57,
Reply)
They've even got a pigeon to participate at 2:28
(
Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:21,
Reply)
pigeon
The pigeon could read the score
(
shnookey1, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:11,
Reply)
Fuck off nicely
(
Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:23,
Reply)
a member for 1 year, 3 months and 26 days has posted 10 messages on the links board (including 8 links)
Spamalamadingdong
(
Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:42,
Reply)
Please answer the following question....
"Are you a cunt?"
(
Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:48,
Reply)
I think we're all forgetting the FAQ
Don't slag off other boarders' creative work. If you don't like it say nothing and don't click 'i like this'
(
$$ ✅, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:00,
Reply)
No I made this. Its fair game
(
Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:03,
Reply)
ah, m8, soz
(
$$ ✅, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:09,
Reply)
Why are you assuming that it's their work,
when "I made this" remains unclicked?
(
Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:04,
Reply)
Okay, there's the abridged version
Don't be a cunt.
(
$$ ✅, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:07,
Reply)
Oh, can you imagine the state of /links if people actually adhered to that?
Is replying "fuck off" to someone who's clearly not going to check replies actually being a cunt though?
[edit] As an aside: Your Major/Currie thing was excellent. Wasted on the now-constantly-execrable QotW.
(
Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:17,
Reply)
probably not
cheers
(
$$ ✅, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:24,
Reply)
Alright, Dom.
(
Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:33,
Reply)
that's not Dom
it's Jeff
(
Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:08,
Reply)
You're rather fond of quoting this. Have you been affected by some of the issues mentioned on /links?
(
Varmint, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:12,
Reply)
Advertise your dead ants that look suspiciously like bogies here
I made this!
a 67-second instrumental
(
Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:52,
Reply)
Do you have a sparkly jacket and perform on a badly-lit stage?
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:37,
Reply)
No, but there's a career changing idea
(
Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:46,
Reply)
I think you're looking for me?
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 May 2015, 15:39,
Reply)
How cheerful.
It sounds very sitcom-ish.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:08,
Reply)
Hall of fame is a fix
(
Frogbeat, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:10,
Reply)
Suspiciously round numbers, still, something to beat eh
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:15,
Reply)
on the topic of great video game soundtracks on limited hardware
here's Alien Soldier for the megadrive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6eB3vQTt0
excellent game too
(
mutated monty, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:45,
Reply)
nice
Shinobi games on the Megadrive had ace music too - like the horse riding sequence in Shinobi 3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=prZAjV0pGAc
(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 May 2015, 11:13,
Reply)
I always preferred turrican 2 myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW4CDWyhxLw
(
tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:00,
Reply)
cool
Chris Hüeslbeck is a legend.
I remember watching Turrican 2 intro on repeat as a kid, just for that music.
(
Melatonin, Wed 20 May 2015, 0:00,
Reply)
most are most excellent =)
(
macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 May 2015, 6:19,
Reply)
I like the bit where they taught their three year old to say 'nice fucking model' then adjust his nappy
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 May 2015, 8:34,
Reply)
ewwwww hipster family
(
Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 19 May 2015, 8:42,
Reply)
^this
(
Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:14,
Reply)
^what Olive from On The Buses said.
(
Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:37,
Reply)
You should come around my way on a weekend
You can't move for beardy twats in flat caps with wives in floaty dresses sipping flat whites whilst wheeling around toddlers who look like they need a damn good haircut.
(
SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:26,
Reply)
We need a plague of Zombie Savilles
stat.
(
Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:29,
Reply)
The Wanking Dead
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:23,
Reply)
Yay!
(
theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:06,
Reply)
How can anyone actually do this?
Not just the spare time, but the sheer effort. I sometimes have trouble finding the motivation to feed myself.
(
Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:09,
Reply)
I just think how time they put into it
I bet the kid'll get fed up with this shit. There's something really try hard about the whole thing and it's not like they're really any good either. The reality of the effort and how serious they seem to be taking it that makes me cringe.
(
--- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:32,
Reply)
They somehow remind me of the "Russian wedding photos"
(
MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:46,
Reply)
I think that the kids probably loves it.
How many kids' parents actually take the time to play dress up and build fort and sets for the kids to play on? It looks like a lot of fun to me.
(
Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:38,
Reply)
From the video of them
the kid is used just like a prop and doesn't really know what's happening.
(
--- ---, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:55,
Reply)
Farty music...
(
NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:33,
Reply)
is this tune better than the one on the popular page?
..just askin'
(
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 18 May 2015, 23:01,
Reply)
Just had my daily motion..
Vitreous poultry
(
notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:24,
Reply)
HaHa!!!!!!!!!!!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 19 May 2015, 2:22,
Reply)
Disorder
The Les Bains Douches recording, because the bass is perfect
(
macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 May 2015, 22:13,
Reply)
Love this song, love a lot of their songs.
Curtis died 35 years ago today, very sad.
(
Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:53,
Reply)
yeah =(
(
macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 May 2015, 6:22,
Reply)
This is a tad wonderful
A slight intensity there rarely found.
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:21,
Reply)
that bass fart is excellent
(
poochengeez, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:52,
Reply)
A slice of trip hoppery by me
I made this!
I've not done owt in ages, so here's a trip hoppy track I chucked together this evening. How's you? Seems a lot more fighty round here nowadays, not like when I were a lad etc.
(
quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:55,
Reply)
Awesome as usual
Keep it up dude ;o)
(
Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:13,
Reply)
ta!
(
quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:15,
Reply)
*click*
Nice and smooth
(
macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 May 2015, 22:14,
Reply)
thanks :)
(
quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:16,
Reply)
Nice :)
As to the fighty, it might be due to the beer belly weather we've had lately
(
Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:10,
Reply)
ooh nice
Haven't heard your stuff in a while. Love the plucked string instrument in the middle. Zither?
(
the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 19 May 2015, 2:54,
Reply)
Balalika I think, one of those Native Instruments Kontakt instruments :)
(
quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:13,
Reply)
Nice tune.
Your spot on about it being fighty round here, its the same old 10-15 people posting way too many negative/aggresive comments way too often, especially peoples own creative work...no need. They take their issues out on this site which is a shame because b3ta could be even better it has a lot to offer but i dont comment or post anymore because its not worth the negativity or bollox you get. Keep making the music man, top work.
(
numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:22,
Reply)
I know. too many idiots on the board of late.
(
colmcq2, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:32,
Reply)
I signed in to post that thing up there and put some of the bum biscuits on ignore.
(
quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 19 May 2015, 20:15,
Reply)
i should get back on it too
good job as always
(
colmcq2, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:02,
Reply)
How one of WW2 greatest pictures was taken.
Contains: Beaufighter, Ack Ack, Rockets and explosions.
(
smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:07,
Reply)
Bloody awesome piece.
But, the more I read about unimportant engagements against German 'important' targets makes me fucking angry... So many men died during the latter stages of the war forfuck all. Harris is a prime example of ticking the boxes for his ego. I have massive respect for the flyers but diminishing respect for the commanders.
(
mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:49,
Reply)
Yes I'm not entirely sure why Harris got a statue
but then I note it has been "seen to": s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/03/33/35/3333572_da6c66ce.jpg
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:40,
Reply)
Harris's "unimportant targets" were actually the stuff hurting the Germans.
Strategic bombing, until the very end, did not slow down industrial weapon production much.
The whole fleet of Lancaster could have been replaced by Mosquito's in late 1943 dropping fewer bombs in the right place, all over the place.
Germany without a bridge, tunnel or railway junction would have been severely impaired.
When you read German accounts of US daylight bombing, you get the impression they feared the strafing P47's coming back from escorting the heavies more than the heavies themselves.
The heavies did work very well sometime, for example tactical bombing of Japanese Air-force and Navy during the island hoping campaign.
Mass bombing cities just pisses off your opponent's population.
You could argue that the drain of running the mass strategic bombing effort balanced out the damage done.
(
smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:08,
Reply)
I think it is impossible to actually measure.
Yes, the main effect was to piss people off, but if you have been up for five nights running and just learned your sisters had been killed, how efficient are you as a worker the next day?
Some will be even more determined, but after 6 months it is going to get you down, surely.
I would certainly agree that the loss of aircrew didn't make up for that effect though.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:52,
Reply)
in Total War, pissing off your opponents population to the point where they don't want the war to continue is an objective in itself
(
Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 19 May 2015, 3:31,
Reply)
When did that last work?
And Star Wars does not count as history.
(
smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 May 2015, 18:42,
Reply)
some of it was pacifying the Russians
But there is little evidence of area bombings having any effect on the the SHAEF efforts in the West from June 44 until the end of the war.
(
mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:41,
Reply)
arthur
Bomber harris was handley-page bomber pilot in ww1 and after the zepplin and goethe raids on england,he remarked "finishing,unfinished buisness"!
(
BRICKBAT, Tue 19 May 2015, 17:58,
Reply)
You missed out some capitals (and some other letters), so here they are...
A, H, a, H, P, W, W, Z, e, G, & E
(
Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 19 May 2015, 21:51,
Reply)
How to get out of Jury Duty
how many Jews?
(
evilengine, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:56,
Reply)
I'm exempt anyway.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 May 2015, 21:39,
Reply)
I refuse to like any video where a third of it is an advert for other videos.
Soz.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:09,
Reply)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieq99w-VQ40
Maddox has got you covered
(
evilengine, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:14,
Reply)
Actual lol at the 'dow' bit
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:28,
Reply)
^ Maddox looks old
(
omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 19 May 2015, 0:59,
Reply)
well
I thought he was rather entertaining!
(
JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:22,
Reply)
^this
(
Flash_Bastard, Tue 19 May 2015, 3:38,
Reply)
"Jerk prison" is what Tabs calls his Glory Hole.
(
Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 19 May 2015, 9:33,
Reply)
Barbeque season
...with science
(
m.auron, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:34,
Reply)
You know, I learned something today
If you put steaks on molten metal for long enough, they will burn
(
Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:43,
Reply)
How convenient.
I just sent that to my vulcanologist friend. He probably does this every day for lunch.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:55,
Reply)
Highly illogical
(
--- ---, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:26,
Reply)
We're subsidizing these lazy Phd's to just sit around and cook meat!
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:35,
Reply)
nice marbling
(
omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 18 May 2015, 21:57,
Reply)
probably has a gneiss taste
(
the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 19 May 2015, 3:32,
Reply)
Takes like schist
Would be better with a little basalt and pepper. I dolomite like it then, served with a pomegranite sauce.
(
Smale is stuffed, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:15,
Reply)
Would eat.
(
Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 18 May 2015, 22:35,
Reply)
How castable is lava?
I'm guessing it's far too viscous for fine detail but could you make, say, garden gnomes or furniture out of it?
And how much does it cost to artificially make lava? I need to know for the business proposal.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:44,
Reply)
:'(
That would have been a lovely steak if the fuckers hadn't turned it to inedible charcoal
(
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:47,
Reply)
« Older links | Newer links »