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This is a link post country comparisons based on stats an' data an' dat, innit

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was born right where The Lord chose for me
Praise his European bias!
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er, I'm not sure that's entirely fair.
You get a lot of green points for, er, being impoverished and short-lived. And, um, green is good, no?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a link post CNN reports on ISIS flag at Gay Pride...
But fails to notice that it's made out of butt plugs and dildos.
(superpowerless, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 27 Jun 2015, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
God bless her, she thinks the Pulitzer's in the bag.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 27 Jun 2015, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://i.imgur.com/Q9Aeo8u.png

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah Where do you even get an ISIS flag
..I'm asking for a friend...
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well if they're anything like Confederate flags not off Amazon.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can get Isis flags on Amazon
..Who have just pulled all sales of confederate flags from sale

www.theverge.com/2015/6/23/8834097/amazon-confederate-flag-charleston-south-carolina
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post PENISIS flag?
Yeah, that'll be it.
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahaha
"It may be gobbledygook" Oh well, she got the 'gobble' bit right anyway.
Video pulled from CNN site. There's a surprise. Pffft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is actually a possibility of being terrorised by dildos and butt plugs by that organisation

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 28 Jun 2015, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post They take you out to the desert and and proceed to pull the head off it.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Poor girl's gonna have that hanging over her for a while, if Twitter has anything to do with it: mobile.twitter.com/lucypawle/status/614852983784886272?p=v
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 28 Jun 2015, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't she just put her hands up, laugh and say "Yes I cocked up"
rather trying to lying herself into a deeper hole?


Cock, hole, huhuhuhuh
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post At first I was like 'that's not really on, given how badly our gay brothers and sisters are treated by ISIS.'
Then I was like 'no, this is good satire, real ridicule and denigration of an illegitimate and invalid terrorist group.'
But then I remembered 'one of the words in Arabic on the real flag is Arabic for Allah, and those chaps can be a little precious about crap like that.'
But I tell you what, I just got an amazing deal on a two week all inclusive five star break next month in Tunisia.
Swings and roundabouts I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 1:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post If allah didn't want us to use butt plugs, he wouldn't have made them look like women in burkas

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This wins the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a link post ‘historic football’
The winning team wins a cow.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a link post "It's gonna pull back, be careful"
Trainee steel cutter takes a hit to the face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post obvious comment (paraphrased)
"The girls face when I unzip my junk"
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect spangage

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 27 Jun 2015, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post ouch!
he was warned!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a fatality to me

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Bum time with plugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spastic Hawk©.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were doing this before whisky-flavoured condoms.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great impression of Sarah Millican by Barker

(Leemondus, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the same

(Sherbs, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really rather splendid
Worth sticking out
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 1:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never worked out the complexity and depth of Barker till my adult years.
Always liked him ,but he really was a comic genius in the true sense of the word.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 28 Jun 2015, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Man with a caravan cuts up HGV
Plonker
(Testicles just for you, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think /links should be renamed /DashCam
Also, HGV driver sped up instead of letting the twat in. Presumably he thought causing an accident/risking life was better than damaging his pride.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post But that also means the caravan man would have to have sped up to throw his vehicle in front of it all.
Which seems to make him more the toss pot.
 (chompedhomas, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 2:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post "but I was indicating!"

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post weird how his swearwords undergo some kind of stepwise downgrade
he goes from "fucking idiot" to "frigging idiot" and then from "you're so in the shit" to "you're so in the crap".

I guess he's just gradually cooling down from the initial impact.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see the police car taking timely action there.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe the number of YT comments saying the truck driver is entirely to blame
OK so next time I want to change lanes I'll just indicate and pull over, even if there is a solid line of traffic.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
If you fuck up your approach to a motorway junction, you've either got to drive to the next one or pray that someone is feeling charitable. This caravan driver is a total prick. I actually thought he'd given up. The last few secs of the vid blew my mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think either side covered themselves in glory there
I mean the HGV driver had priority, but I wonder if his pride was worth more than the damage.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 19:24, , Reply)
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HGV drivers hate to slow down for anyone cos their stupid lorries take so long to accelerate again.
Caravan driver is also massive prick.

This is why there are so many tailbacks cos of combined actions of selfish prick drivers.
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The caravan owner looked exactly as I imagined
I'm with the lorry driver on this one - the caravan owner looks like he'd done his best to scoot up the line of traffic and try to cut his way back in and was completely in the wrong place - the onus was on him to wait for a gap or carry onto the next junction, not just blunder into the lane assuming everyone else would make way.

EDIT: Actually rewatching it, it looks like he was aiming for the gap in front of the car in front of the lorry, notices the police car so guiltily tries to file in behind before he runs out of room, and fails.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 27 Jun 2015, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a Police car up front
That is a maintenance vehicle of some form. If it was plod then I doubt the White Van Man would have cut in front of him like he did.

I can't see any stage of Mr Caravan's pulling in that even makes sense. The only way that manoeuvre can work is if the lorry slammed on his brakes. (Not something the lorry driver wants to do... have you tried getting one of them things up to speed again!)

Even that wouldn't have work as Mr Twat Caravan driver is trying to pull in to the left where there isn't even a gap for the car let alone the trailer. The *only* way this could work is if the lorry could magically disappear.
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dashcam! Ninner ninner ninner ninner ninner ninner ninner ninner, DASHCAM!
I love watching these - makes me feel like a saint on the road by comparison.
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 27 Jun 2015, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Q: HGV Driver VS Caravan Driver in Side on Crash...who wins?
A: Everyone
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who wins?
Jeremy Clarkson That's who.

I hope you are happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 1:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean Chris Evans
Clarkson's now just another retired, ranting right-wing divorcee with more money than sense.

I'm hoping he'll take over from Farage.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 2:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bonkers. If only this happpened
https://youtu.be/rAGNDfXSRHY
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's such a lovely man, i loved the film about him.
He seems to have done all he can to forget the awful things he's seen, he's seen the worst things that are imaginable and it was his job.

I love his photos of where he lives, very simple and anyone could have taken them, they mean something to him though and it's kind of nice if he can find a bit of peace after witnessing so many horrible things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post He lives fairly locally to me here in Wiltshire - it's a lovely part of the world to try and forget the horrors he's seen and lived through.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really loved the film about him as he seemed to take things on board, he wasn't just taking pictures and moving on.
I really got the impression towards the end of the film i saw about him that he was trying really hard to find some kind of peace in himself, i think he felt guilty about what he'd photographed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think I've cried as much in my life watching that documentary
My god! When he talked about the blind kids sent insane in Palenstine because they had to hide in that cupboard still haunts me now. I sobbed my heart out after hearing that.

I genuinely hope he's found some peace and he can have a sleep at night after all the horror he's witnessed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The albino part really got me, a difficult but rewarding watch.
It certainly wasn't all waisted on him, he comes across as haunted by it all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Mechanical battery, gravity battery.
Mr Testicles makes energy source from old grandfather clock bits.
(Spin Its a thing., Sat 27 Jun 2015, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post correct me if i'm wrong
This guy is getting excited about what amounts to less than a milliwatt and calls that usable energy? And a big system he describes sounds like it would require a lot of energy to construct to the specs mentioned and the efficiency of covering the electrical energy off of solar wind whatever to mechanical for storage and then again mechanical to electrical sounds like a huge amount lost to friction etc.not to mention the requirement of suspending a ton of weight 7 meters up and then having it travel up and down safely.
Please correct me if i'm wrong andwhat this guy does actually makes sense.
 (Singularity was tiny but amazingly dense on, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol ur rong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post not sure
I watched a video of Bill Nye suggesting pretty much this to generate electricity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post We already have gravity-based electricity generation ...
... it's called hydro-electric.

The clue is that in order to generate a useful amount of power you need to drop something weighing as much as a lake by the height of a massive dam! This guy's setup will generate as much power as you would expect - approximately three tenths of fuck all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 2:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Sly & The Family Stone - If You Want Me To Stay.
The sun's out and it's a lovely day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Lawnmower ice racing
...and there I was thinking that lawnmower racing on grass was a bit strange.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Pubic wig
I was looking on eBay for wig themed inspiration when I found this advert for pubic wigs. Even with my background, working for many years as a pubic hairdresser, this was new to me. Then I discovered the seller had their own web site, where I found "Icky knicker prewash" :-
fashionfirstaid.com/crotch-shot-icky-knicker-prewash.html
Have I led a sheltered life not knowing about these products ?
 (I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are usually known as merkins
These are fairly poor examples imho
edit: crotch shot is new to me, I'm assuming that is marketed at women though.
 (sithemong, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit harsh...

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch the video
apparently 'protein stains' are a problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post What an enlightening website...

(ThisIsMyRealName, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could receive 200 Style Points for writing a review and/or rating this product.
What, official ones? Do they exist and I just don't get them?
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post "You will earn 18 Style Points for buying this product"
...I think not.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You will earn 18 Style Points for buying this product

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This is a normal post 22 sold
Who hasn't suffered from a Botched brazilian?
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clitty litter
=)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Titty bear is also quite interesting

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a link post ATATATATATATATATATATATA
YAJUBYUBJYBYUJUBJUYAYABYYA
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post First of the North Star
Absolutely loved this when I was about 16
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was ruined by having the words 'Sky News' on it

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Crimewave (1985)
late night film.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has one of my favourite ever lines in it, but I won't spoil it.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post "but I won't spoil it" - classic!

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Late morning lols

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post "One mother-lovin' hell of a storm comin.' Know how I can tell? Steel plate in my head. Yes sir, Korea was no picnic."?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that's a good one too.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Posted because my Friday-head has been all about terrible guitar-abuse, and kick-ass tunes!
Sonic Youth - Teenage Riot
(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect.
One of my faves
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!!!!
Love, love, love.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Likes
One of the best band names i reckon
 (Sherbs, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a link post A link that is now going to be close to my heart, and i dont mean my nipple
Very recently i had to have a prostate exam and when i say the Dr had fingers like E fucking T i realy do mean like E.T. Part of that requierd a blood test and the results would be due in 10 days or so, any way after a only 3 days the Drs phoned me and told they had made an apointment for as there were abnormalitys in my blood.
Needles to say this was just a little worrying and several possible scenarios passed through my noggin as i wonder what it could be.

On the morning of my appointment i was not in the best frame of mind and come lunch time i was possitivly bricking it, Any way i got to the surgery and got called into the room, deep breath keep a focus on something positive and Listen to what you are about to be told , i said to my self.

I was asked if i ever kept getting up to go loo in the night, or did i find my self scratching my self a lot, did i gget blurry vission or did any cuts or scratches seem to take a long time to heal and was there any problem with my memmory or concentration?
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes the list goes on but you get the gist.
after several mins of asking me about my health and general well being , i was told that i now have Type 2 Diabetes and that every thing i had answerd yes to was symptomatic of the disease
even down to lack of coordination between brain and fingers when typeing.
So far it has been just over a week and after making some changes to food and drink, even my wife has noticed that i SOMETIMES seem more lucid and with it than before and definate improvements have shown in my temprament and i am not such a grumpy misserable old cantankerous bastard.
Further investigation is needed , and i have to go back in september for more blood tests to check and see if i can be diet or tablet/injection controlled .

Looking back over the last year or two, i can see now that the signs were there to be picked up on but one problem with Diabetes is that affects your brain function and although generaly i can recall quite a lot that has happend there is no detail or recall for much of what i have done, which is kinda scarey .
On a positive note Genital scratching is a symptom that i didnt have thankfully it just turns out i like to fondle/grope/touch my self, a lot so thats ok.

Bit of a long un and appols for tha lack of funnys but some times its nice to get these things of your chest, even if you are names on a monitor.
Thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Diagnosis good.
Diabetes bad.

Still, at least it wasn't the diagnosis I was expecting halfway through the post.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can say with all hoesty that those few mins asking me about this, that and everything else
realy did seem to be getting to a some what worryingly outcome, so i was relieved and in a way that it was Type 2 diabetes and nothing more sinister.

on a brighter note the recepionist did have a very nice and slightly to tight blouse and great tits so it wasnt a total shit out day
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, they make everything better!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
glad it's not as bad as it looked like it was heading for, but a bit cunty of the doc not to say "don't worry, nothing major but come in.." or somesuch
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be too worried about the memory or concentration thing. It's just symptomatic of low blood sugar, which makes you tired....nowt wrong with your brain.
Unlikely to need insulin with type 2, but not unheard of.

Just eat a balanced diet, get exercise and try not to be too fat. And good luck, sunshine.

(#nurse)
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post My mum was type 2 diabetic but she managed to clear it completly
well when i say clear it completly i mean totaly got rid of it














she done died
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still counts.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazing realy one minuet she has type 2 diabetes and then next she was completly clear of all symtoms and effects

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell!
My mum didn't have type 2 diabetes and she still died.

I hope you can take comfort from that.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post but i bet it cured any other symptoms or illnesses she may have had.
i tell you the power of death is seriously over looked in modern medical treatments, it realy is the cure for things
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would recommend homeopathic death.
I feel so full of life now that I take pills containing an immeasurably small dose of death.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i have seen them in Holland & Baretts
So potent and effective that you are only allowed to buy them and then take them via a download on your phone by simply licking a QR code on the screen .
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 6:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye. That's why (after a few decades) the day after...
.. not drinking 10 pints is really hard. The body tends to get used to the calories, even if they are meaningless. You expect to snap out of it and become this lightning sharp mind demon, instead. Instead you need go to bed. But you can't, because you are at work. Hip Flasks.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just eat loads of pub snacks and throw up all over the pub.
Works for me ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post stick it in a wok and call it some strangle exotic artisan food of some sort
charge a ridiculose amount for it make loads of dosh and piss of the hipsters when say they liked it before you "made"it
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post 10 pints? ckikey it just shows how much of a lightweight i am , i can do a max of 3 and thats my lot
and thats cider , none of this frothy fizzy man piss they call lager, i couldnt even manage more than a half slice of guiness and then only if there wan no other option and bear grylls had drank all my piss
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chin up!
You'll be offering nice puppy dogs instead of sweeties from now on?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's great news that you know!
Now you can act.
Good luck mate. Better to fight an enemy you can see, than one you cannot.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post chin up
Same here. Beware changing your diet and cutting out sugar, don't make the same mistake I did by eating pasties, sausage rolls etc to counter the feeling of hunger. I found cutting them out as well as bread helped enormously. This is against the docs guidlines which they spout because they have to because of NIICE. Diabetes.co.uk helped with diet. I personally recommend a more protein like diet but again don't go all Atkins diet. You can do a lot with diet. Question the doctors advice and demand alternatives.

Edit
Cut the carbs down, aim for no more than 30gms per meal. Forget diabetic sweets, biscuits etc. It's the carbs that turn into all the sugar you don't want.

another edit.
Doing this I lost 2 stone, that 28 pounds to Merkins in just 6 months.
Feel a lot better and am now under control and considered in remission.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to the club, we have cake.
Well we used to but it's all rice crackers now...

I'll tell you what I got told and found out for myself for what it's worth.

Get your medical exemption certificate.
You are now the proud owner of a chronic illness!
That means no more paying prescription charges, eye tests etc.

You'll be assigned a diabetic nurse to keep an eye on you.
They will likely prescribe you metformin.
Metformin is good, causes you to loose weight and has been shown to slow down the ageing process in lab mice.
If you are prescribed statins BEWARE.
There are many types and a lot have nasty side effects.
Leg cramps
back pain (sciatica)
Memory loss (avoid the ones that can cross the blood brain barrier)
Try and get a self testing kit off the nurse, feedback on your blood sugar levels is key to control.

As soon as you say "type 2" people will assume you are a porker, even if you're wasting away. Get used to that. But you might have to cut down on the beer. Say hello to your new friend vodka.

Apparently everything turns to sugar in the end even carbs.

Don't go to the extreme in reducing sugar either because you can go too far.
Tell your other half if you're ever acting pissed but haven't been drinking it might be a hypoglycemia attack. People have died in police cells because of this. In this event the best thing in the world is a piece of toast with jam on it.

Good luck and remember it's better than bum cancer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 6:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^Best summary of NIDDM on the interwebs.
To which I'd add that if you ARE a porker, have a look at the results of bariatric surgery. Weirdly the DM switches off before you lose enough weight to account for insulin receptors recovering.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 7:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got a little bit of a belly but nothing obese
I suspect it was the excessive beer and little sleep that caused the Type 2.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 7:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post how did you know? are you stalking me?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stalking? Whatever gave you that idea.
BTW you're nearly out of milk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks will tell the wife to get some more
Seems to going down faster just lately
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes she does

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post when i say seems to be going down faster these days i mean the milk not my wife

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always wondered why cravendale was more expensive

(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 27 Jun 2015, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any place that means you end up queing usually gets my standard reply
Them. Sorry about the wait .

Me. Its not weight it's added thrust . Or I simply burst into tears and say I can't help having big bones .
Some times people tend to avoid serving me a second time .
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 7:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your favourite topic - yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep well matey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck, sunshine. Have you tried wanking loads? I'm fairly healthy and I put it down to that.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a link post I know I'm late but another of my heroes has passed.
I raise a glass of Champagne to your memory. He is the reason I like my tea stirred anti-clockwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The original Kingsman.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a link post DVD's dashcam vids have nothing on mine. NSFW I made this!
Caught this on my dashcam last week.
Gave my details to the plods and told them I had a video of the accident. No-one got in touch.
Driver was ok. NSFW if your boss doesn't like car crashes.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post "It's alright, it's alright."
You need to work on your hysterical reactions for the YouTube crowd. Your passenger had the right idea, but needed to up the volume. You sir, reacted like a nonchalant english bloke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am rather boring.

(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I salute your nonchalance.
I would have said something along the lines of 'calm down you daft bint' to your passenger, but then I rather boring and rather rude.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post [email protected]?
Is that your professional email address?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ben Twilly
yes it is
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha! :D
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 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loop the footage
at least 6 times, add some slo-mo, dub in some screaming and maybe the boys in blue will be in touch :)
 (I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that more effective than phoning them then.
I tried that and didn't even get a call back.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vehicle hits parked car.
Don't really see them needing video evidence to solve that one TBH.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe not
but I thought they may have wanted to pass it on to the parked cars owner. But hey ho. You've been framed can have it.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly demonstrates the lateral stability
of the Vauxhall Mokka SUV.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Allow me to be the first to describe it as a POS.
I had one as a hire car a few months back and it had a truly awful, awful ride. It wallowed like a rubber duck in a bath.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post also car should not have been parked oppasit a t junction
unless in a designated parking bay
see rule 217 for more info
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post rule 218 - you must IMMEDIATELY crash into anyone breaking rule 217

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't the original Vauxhall Frontera also known for
drivers turning them over or putting them on their ear?
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Was it a woman driving by any chance?

I was recently first on the scene of an RTC whereby some bimbo had rolled her stupid SUV. She asked me whether any of the tires had blown (she was trapped inside the vehicle)... No love, you went round the corner too fast.

The centre of gravity in those things is so high, you're three times more likely to roll it than a real car.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a bloke.
The trouble was he hit a small, old hatchnack Fiesta and his car being so large ran over it and flipped.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
I drive a SWB 4X4. Cornering can be 'bracing', even at speeds much lower than you'd expect.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine it must be like those American police cars in the movies
The ones that always hit piles of empty cardboard boxes.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably eating cereal at the wheel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was you sexin?

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
I did say to the missus that she never seems to get that excited when we do it.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, not nearly as exciting as Dom's "woman waiting at crossing"

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 7:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post True
that one is so riveting, I put it into my favourites.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly applying makeup

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 27 Jun 2015, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell, what was in the boot of that car
a brick wall?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 21:44, , Reply)

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