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This is a link post Orson Welles in Swinging London
A special report by Tim Brooke-Taylor.

A strange thing that really happened. Watch out for the strip club owner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post now do Danny Dyer's Tumble Dryers
if you're the person I think you are
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeremy Hunt's
Shoe shop.
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I'm the person I think I am D:
or AM I?! dun dun dunnnnnn!!!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Well somebody possibly a bloke
made the aforementioned, as well as George Alagiah's deep fat fryers, Barr Cryer's something something....thought it might of been you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was a compo years ago (2010?)
Edit: b3ta.com/board/10007589 in response to the original post
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember a picture of the shop fronts
Least I'm not mad
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I did danny dyers deep fat fryer,
with free 'MUGS' but I think it was on b3tards, and now lost :(
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer
Geoff Capes' Capes
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Peter cooks ,cookers

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post John Noake's Cloaks

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome Swells

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post funny enough I watched all his adverts the other night
made me want to buy a Nashua photocopier
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 9:39, Reply)
This is a link post Stay classy, San Francisco
Lamp-post is felled by piss.
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that's some piss, guess the guy really needed to go

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This is a link post Bongzilla _ Gateway full album
Get some Doom in you.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 5:52, Reply)
This is a normal post YESSSSSS!!!! love me some Bongzilla.
I see they're back together for desertfest in Europe...
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *bookmarks for later*

Wouldn't mind a spliff to be honest, but I'm on hiatus for the foreseeable future.

I went Oxford last month to watch Conan and ended up having to leave to get the last train home just as they were coming on. Lame!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats the new one at Alton Towers.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:04, Reply)
This is a link post www.sheeeeeeeeeit.com
Clay Davies off of Teh Wire bobblehead.
*wants*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 23:52, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone else been watching the entertaining Twitter spat between Deepak Chopra and Adam Rutherford?
Someone has edited the highlights into a more linear story which makes it more coherent but missed out some of the handbagging e.g.

Deepak Chopra: "@AdamRutherford @ProfBrianCox with all my incoherence I've managed to write peer reviewed articles , 83 books & have a medical practice"

Adam Rutherford: "Well done. Are any of them any good?"

I'd never heard of Deepak Chopra before, all sounds like 21st century quantum snake oil to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I have absolutely no clue about twitter,
but yeah, his books are a phantasmagorical pile of ultrabollocks, that make rational folks quietly weep in despair.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a highly spiritual kind of litigant...
www.nytimes.com/1996/08/18/magazine/deepak-s-days-in-court.html
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Chopra is a mental, and should be sectioned for being a nutcase
Though that's generally the feeling I am left with on anything to do with twitter
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't take long to find him exposing himself as a dullard:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZXewVWUKAM
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 5:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He is world class at "nonspeech", wow.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
You can file him alongside David Icke, Erich von Däniken and Gillian McKeith.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 6:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And Noel Edmonds

(Tuftedshag, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 6:55, Reply)
This is a normal post but unlike Food Babe
Chopra is a medical doctor, with proper credentials and training, who realised there's more money in mental snake oil.

And he's been tweeting before www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajO5MvL9pVE
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This is a link post The F*cking Tube Strike
The day London stood still and swore, again!

Posted yesterday, but I thought it was golden.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 5 Aug 2015, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post not too sure what this depicts, but i like it
I scrolled way up north to where I live and saw a yellow dot when I zoomed in - are the yellow the angry bits? - if so, it's a bloke around the way and he's just fucking mental and would swear at the strike even though he's 200 miles away - he's just like that. Nice guy though if you meet him down the local.
 (I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Sigh

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The more I read into this
these tube guys do have a massively important point when I last checked what their grievances are; it's completely not cool to fuck with their working hours and when they are required to return to work. 10pm Saturday to 8am Sunday, and then have that as a sunday off is bollocks, especially if that guy is expected to be fit and proper for monday 8am. Would you want to be in a train driven by someone this unrested and pissed off?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point, can't have tired angry drivers.
Make all the trains driverless like the DLR.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It must be hard enough to steer trains in the daylight
but underground drivers have to steer them in the dark!
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck to them,
It amazes me how many people who have never driven a tube train are complete experts on driving a tube train.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post One hand on the dead mans switch, other on the variable speed control isn't it?
Push handle to go, pull handle to not be going.
And a button to open and close the doors.

Is that about it?

I suspect it's a fraction of the complexity of being a bus driver.
Those poor fuckers who are currently taking up the slack today.

[edit]
Also it can't be too hard if the DLR can run driverless for 28 years without an accident.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post There's one fucking lever and the thing is on tracks
It's hardly Apache helicopter gunship levels of tech is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet, as a software engineer, I could pick up train driving with about 15 minutes training.
I bet, as a train driver, they couldn't pick up software engineering... ever.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post wild elephant drinking from a toilet
Read all about it: africageographic.com/blog/elephant-bathroom/
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This is a normal post Disgusting!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 5 Aug 2015, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Just fan it with yer hat!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:31, Reply)
This is a link post Metal hand farts

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite a talent

Check out 66Samus (Decrepit Birth) on YouTube for more fart-related metal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Remarkable. I can manage a monotone armpit fart of Liberty Bell.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Metal hand farts Bosoms
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 2:18, Reply)
This is a link post the reinvention of normal
An interesting look at a unique artist with a very unique viewpoint, the stain glass car anyone!
(shnookey1, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post person
who suffers from not understanding if he'd had good or bad ideas.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post just another "not because you can you should"

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post tittybiscuits

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post your guide dog is lookng for

(cackbastard criminally inane, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No, no, no, no, and flippin' no. Something or someone cannot be very unique. There is no degree of unique.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post you're very
correct on that. not even a bit slightly wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost exactly!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 5:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it can.
Because uniqueness has to be in relation TO something.

E.g. The Queen is unique, in being the only head of state of the commonwealth, but she is also not unique, in being one of billions of women.

So, if you can find someone, or something, which is unique in relation to MANY things, they can be said to be very unique.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He annoyed me.
Not sure why.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Sat 8 Aug 2015, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post Possibly crossing the line of spamcuntery I made this!
I've made an abstract experimental art film because I'm sick of superheroes. And this is the trailer like proper films do.

Although I did love Mad Max.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving the phrase "Spamcuntery"
Have a click for that alone.
 (Tuftedshag, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Someone in a cowboy hat offering sex aids for cheap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
Now I know how those comedians felt when they narrowly escaped a - probably well-deserved - wedgie from the bigger lads.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post keep 'em guessing :D
like's it!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is a link post Taking a knife in hand-luggage is not the cleverest idea...
...especially when your first name is THAT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Aug 2015, 18:39, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone for ice cream?
for some reason, the pic puts me off...
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 3D
nice
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Aug 2015, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I know someone who would enjoy a big bowel of that.

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post TWO CUPS of "heavy cream"?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Same as normal cream
but with all the hydrogen replaced by deuterium.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Same as normal cream
but with all the hydrogen replaced by deuterium.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you saw my dupe!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I SEE ALL

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *covers webcam*

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Straight condensed sweetened milk _and_ cream?
I doubt that even heaviest commercial ice creams would come
near that.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "Open a 14-ounce can... "
I was planning to leave it in the tin. FFS; spoon feed the thickos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post If he were an ice cream flavour

He'd be praline, and dick...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Guys, wait up! I fell on my keys...

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "Why the wedge salad will never go out of style"
Wha.....?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 21:11, Reply)
This is a link post Don't kow if this has been posted ever but well worth watching.

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
liked that, cheers! also, great comments -
"dope... what happened to him?"
"He in jail"
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No I think he's out of jail. I think this guy is the real deal. Quite talented.

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs isn't *that* cool

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh boy
It's been a while since I saw an Opel Manta.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This is loved in Flanders (because mocking Holland is ace)....
...but they speak such a shitty dialect that we need English subs...

(and it's a documentary, not fiction)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, brilliant :-)

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post More ethnological observations;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1vACHofTOY
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched the film earlier, tis a masterpiece.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Where it is set Maaskantje is right down in the south near Belgium.
They sound a bit odd down there!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I have friends who sometimes go there solely to sit in a bar
And enjoy listening locals arguing over:
- What makes better candles, diesel or gasoline...
- Can any local footy team win the Champions and can we beat up their fans?
- What is better offroad; a WRX or a tractor?
Etc.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they trying to convince Ludwig to come to Japan?

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This is a normal post that's what i dreamed about last night

(I helped save b3ta! kingjay umpfh, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post Using Windows 10?
Value your privacy?

I hope you did all this then.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this one of those "grown up" computers mentioned yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Windows 10 gtown up? Nah.
It's a mewling baby that whilst gathering doting admirers is still shitting it's nappy.

A fully up to date windows 7 with good antivirus fully updated drivers is grown up though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I notice how one of those includes disabling smartscreen
Well that's clever if you don't mind being exposed to known phishing / malicious websites. That feature is part of almost every enterprise level anti virus system, you get it for free in windows, then disable it. Derp.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Blindly turning everything off because of 'MUH PRIVERCY' is about as daft (possibly moreso) as leaving everything on by default.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 10:10, Reply)
This is a link post The Jelly Film
Satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post White jellies; no sense of rhythm

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably full of vodka too.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Dad dancing.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:35, Reply)

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