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J/KPop isn't just about young girls dancing to heavy metal
it's also about boy band members pissing on each other
and if that's not odd enough try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzFnojEjjiU (nsfw)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:26,
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There's a whole other world out there...
Glad it's not part of my day-to-day routine.
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Varmint, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:35,
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Chrisy Morris
love this guy. Lots more like this on his YouTube channel. :)
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Spin Its a thing., Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:10,
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haha
My bank done something similar recently, phoned me out of the blue then asked me personal details to pass security, get to fuck!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:19,
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I got fed up with my bank doing that
So I asked them if I could set an additional security question of my own choosing. Now when they phone me up I insist that they ask me the extra question first.
It doesn't really matter if the answer to that question is guessable, the fact that they know which extra question to ask allows me to verify they've dealt with me before.
I've done this with 3 banks, 2 mortgage brokers and a handful of insurance companies.
Plus there's something fun about getting the poor sod in the call centre ask me "what flavour jelly would you like me to fill my wellies with?" (I'm not a customer of that company any more)
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LP, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 18:24,
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ha!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 20:17,
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brilliant!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 6:18,
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Ace!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:25,
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I get the point
Whenever my ISP asks for my password, I just tell them that they told me never to tell anyone and don't give it.
However, beating up on the poor drone in the call-center, who is just trying to earn enough money to buy new school-shoes for their 2.4 kids, is the behaviour of an arsehole.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:30,
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this ^
just giving that girl a shit day for 'lols' (I didn't laugh)
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 19:29,
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hadaway and shite
No need to feel sorry for someone who is getting paid to harass your ass.
Stick it back to them.
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Cock, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 21:18,
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The standard address database is called QAS
my address isn't on it. This has caused problems.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:43,
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Vodafone tried it with me
rang me up, then asked me security questions
is it like a modern thing all of a sudden
gonna try it *dials random number*
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spagaroony, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:05,
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yeah
and it makes it even worse when they call from a withheld number so you literally have no idea if it's them or not.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:34,
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why?
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 21:23,
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Nice to see someone challenge "The Man" from time to time
However, this guy's stuff does start to get tedious after a while and he comes over as a bully sometimes. One of his videos is borderline racist and the sort of cuntwits who queue up to comment on his Youtube channel don't do him any favours whatsoever.
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 1:06,
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meh
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colmcq2, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 13:35,
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Beer infused with helium
Currently doing the rounds. Want.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:30,
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As fake as it comes.
Oh, and it even says so in the description: This test was originally published on 1st of April.
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Varmint, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:36,
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:37,
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Yet another 1UP for the super-secret club.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:10,
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Arf!
getting ahead of the curve once again.
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Spin Its a thing., Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:12,
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haha
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:15,
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Yes, yes we get it.
You and a few other b3tans are part of another forum.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:25,
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Do you want in?
I'll sponsor you if you want. Then there's the "initiation"......
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:37,
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Not sure.... Is it in anyway affiliated with Trinity Mirror plc or over priced hipster coffee?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 16:43,
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Ummmmm
*Glances sideways suspiciously*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 16:53,
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If they are involved i'll black-ball myself
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Ah.... It's not "secret" is it?
Well enjoy your ivory tower I'll be down here with the plebs arranging the kindling.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 6:16,
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I've already got a full set of Puffles.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 21:29,
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Boooo! to you lot!
I'd still buy it if it worked like this.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:17,
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Have you been to school?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:25,
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That's where he picks up his girlfriends.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:28,
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Of course! It's where I met my wife (she's a bit younger than me)
And yes, I do know that helium needs to breathed in and restricts the vocalcords but come on! Wouldn't this be great? (if it worked)
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:16,
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You're just digging yourself deeper.
Leave it. Walk away.
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Varmint, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:37,
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I shirley don't know what you mean...
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:40,
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restricts?
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 21:27,
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I'm a schoolchild...
...and so's my wife!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 20:10,
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My cats are in the Museum Of The Moving Image in New York
I made this!
as part of an exhibition on how cats took over the internet. That means they are now officially Culturally Significant Works! YEAH!
I made this as in there is some of my stuff in there, rather than I made the whole exhibition or the report on it of course, namean?
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crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:49,
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\o/
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:01,
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^oo^
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crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:54,
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CaC(SW)
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:09,
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FACT
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crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:53,
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The media world is now officially one giant Ouroboros
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:30,
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'twas ever thus
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crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:53,
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ah, they were fast strange times. it seemed like every university computer lab or easyinternet cafe you walked in on was riding the crest of cat animation. there was a sense that for the first time, our generation were winning
more clicks. more useless pointless and transiently life-affirming clicks
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:32,
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exactly
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crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:54,
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Congrats
Do you get tickets to opening night?
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:45,
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no i don't
dammit
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crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:47,
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Hah, you were the beginning, middle and end of the video, so you can definitely have that as in 'I made this'
like a veitchy veitch sandwich
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:20,
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yeah sweet innit!
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crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:48,
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A veitchy veitch sandwich?
That can only mean
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:28,
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Yay!
None of my cats in there though.
Boo.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:45,
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you should probably go down there
and glue your cat to it
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crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:55,
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top stuff!
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macroscian (1 like), Mon 10 Aug 2015, 18:07,
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The 4-mile-tall pyramid mountain on dwarf planet Ceres is glowing
The 4-mile-tall pyramid mountain on dwarf planet Ceres is glowing FFS!!!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:56,
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Reverse Vampires.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:02,
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awww it's pregnant
again
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:04,
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things in craters, giant shiny protrusions... meh, nothing to worry about
the chances of anything coming from Mars Ceres are a million to one
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:07,
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So you said
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:09,
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But still they come!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:43,
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better odds than the Euromillions
And a Polish farmer always seems to win.
So if the Martians from Ceres invade, they will go for Poland, as all beings with grandiose master plans of absolute powers always do.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:48,
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Did all the nazis living on the darkside of the moon move to Ceres?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:31,
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I thought the Nazi Moon base thing had been debunked years ago.
Everyone knows that the Spanish communists took over the moon, which is why the Nazis ended up on Ceres.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:38,
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not actually glowing tho innit
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:17,
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Away with your fact based system of arguing. This is the internets!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 21:31,
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You are right! but just not in a factual kinda way. But that's ok!
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 0:01,
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That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day...
You thought that was aliens as well.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:26,
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1 up, 1 down and 1 to buff.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:39,
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that's just space jizz that's dripped off uranus
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:26,
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The long dark
Some gameplay from the alpha version of this game.
Been having a go on this. It's quite good. One has to survive in the Canadian wilderness.
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Sherbs, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:52,
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Shame Chris McCandless didn't get a go on it...might have helped.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:02,
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Yeah, I'd give it a go.
What format are they releasing on?
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:58,
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Pc
As far as i know.
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Sherbs, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 17:27,
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looks like a badly drawn re-hash of GoldenEye
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:15,
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if somebody hadn't posted this before, it would be unbelievable
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:35,
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I'm so stunned like vegetable!
At least he's not taking himself too seriously.
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Varmint, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:35,
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New Kiwi flag competition long list doesn't include some of the best ones...
Best ones above, long list here: https://www.govt.nz/browse/engaging-with-government/the-nz-flag-your-chance-to-decide/gallery/
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:35,
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The pencilsword (Toby Morris) had an insightful look at this distraction:
thewireless.co.nz/articles/the-pencilsword-flagpole-blues
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:45,
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That's great, thanks.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 0:26,
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I was expecting more Eye of Sauron.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:47,
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Awesome.
As a parent of kids with ASD, it's brilliant to see people like them achieving and enjoying themselves.
Genuinely teared up at a few moments in the video.
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NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:53,
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ASD?
Introduce them to B3TA, they will be the mods in no time.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:00,
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Autistic Spectrum Disorder.
Is the official name nowadays.
Great kids, but hard work.
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NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:45,
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Fair play to them, and good luck!
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:00,
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For a starting up band, they are ok
If a producer could get them to didelwaddle a bit less on the intros, they could be quite good.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:02,
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How to change the font size on Microsoft Word
I made this!
Takes you step-by-step through the process
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jurassicpaul, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:36,
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Hello!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:09,
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Been sharing your Windmill vid to australian Antiwind dimwits.
As an explanation to how I see them.
You should see a few extra views and insulting messages that include kangas.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:14,
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Thanks a lot!
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jurassicpaul, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:11,
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Mrs Trellis writes:
"I have been able to create a 24 point star shape in Word but would now like to know how to make a 32 point star shape. Can you help?"
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:36,
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i never scroll
i use numpad
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:39,
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What Sorcery Is This?
Turns off all power in house to avoid accidents
Returns later to still functioning computer
Witchcraft?
Anyway if I want to change a font at work I just ring IT, much easier
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DynamoECT, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:00,
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Batman (All 120 episodes at the same time)
Cacophony is the word
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 10 Aug 2015, 8:49,
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the one on the bottom right is the movie
I have the "Holy special edition Batman" on DVD.
there's a great drinking game for it
hoosierinanity.blogspot.se/2008/04/batman-movie-1966-drinking-game.html
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:33,
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Oh well
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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:12,
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The mayor said. “This sends shivers down our spine ..."
...well he was gouged in the neck so I guess that does happen.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:23,
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When Bulls Get their own back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcvIQv2GIVI Awesome stuff. Go Bulls.
Humans taunt large angry beast. Beast says Ive had enough.
Bosch!
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theWooinator, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:04,
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Dive Dive Dive!
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 0:29,
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Deep into the bumcrack of mathematics
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m.auron, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 7:23,
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Indeed
But where's Wally?
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 8:35,
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Enhance!
Someone with more time and patience than me needs to feed that through Deep Dream and see how many dogs it finds.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:04,
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It's very important that you watch it with this on in the background
www.fallingfalling.com/
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:38,
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mental!
Something similar but with music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foxD6ZQlnlU
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:16,
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Cool
Good to watch that and then look out of the window.
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Sherbs, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:16,
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*falls over*
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Varmint, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:23,
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Nice art direction
but the story's a bit repetitive?
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FridgeBadger, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:47,
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50% True Fact:
The "B" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stands for "Benoit B Mandelbrot".
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Norbert Lightowler, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:48,
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Proper Jpop
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:13,
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Cmq's gonna go MENTAL!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:51,
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oriENTAL!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 1:45,
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Phwoar
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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:00,
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Blimey, she can belt it out.
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Varmint, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:34,
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Night On Earth - Part 2
Second part of the Jim Jarmusch film in New York.
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Sherbs, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 22:44,
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I remember enjoying bits of that film, just very uneven
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macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Aug 2015, 22:57,
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I know what you mean there
This part and the part in Rome are my faves.
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Sherbs, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:03,
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I liked em all, apart from the winona ryder one which seemed the weakest
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:24,
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yeah and Beatrice Dalle, just awkward
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macroscian (1 like), Mon 10 Aug 2015, 18:09,
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Roberto Benigni in Rome
Is the bestest. Ace film.
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:42,
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Seconded
top film !
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Granny plays GTA V
NSFW
Fucking brilliant.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 20:18,
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She really hates British Gas.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 20:34,
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Hi dhan va fackin lot of yah!
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Spin Its a thing., Sun 9 Aug 2015, 22:28,
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Shit Movie Sunday : Carnosaur 2
A rarity - the sequel that manages to be better than the original.
In this case, that's not saying much.
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m.auron, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 18:58,
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Is Carnosaur 3: Primal Species better?
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Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 19:30,
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No
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m.auron, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 20:44,
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Anyone remember this one?
It seems the justice system has improved somewhat: it only took them 11 months to slap him with a 10 month suspended sentence.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 18:55,
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As my silver-haired grandma used to say:
If you find driving boring, it's because you're not going fast enough.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 19:36,
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Much like my old Mini
I got him up to 90 once...
Down an incline...
With a passenger...
And a favourable tailwind.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 22:13,
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"Should we phone the police?"
"Yeah, phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
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"Yeah, just phone the police"
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"Yeah, just phone the police"
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"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
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"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
Chucklevision has gone downhill IMHO
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:31,
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I need that as a ringtone
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 18:42,
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I want a pet sharkeagle
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:06,
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nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:54,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ahah a haahaahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Spin Its a thing., Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:08,
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I find this this highly offensive
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:51,
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This triggered my moustache phobia you FUCKING SHITLORD!!!
I hope you DIE in a fucking EBOLA TSUNAMI!!!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 0:03,
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