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This is a link post J/KPop isn't just about young girls dancing to heavy metal
it's also about boy band members pissing on each other
and if that's not odd enough try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzFnojEjjiU (nsfw)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a whole other world out there...
Glad it's not part of my day-to-day routine.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:35, Reply)
This is a link post Chrisy Morris
love this guy. Lots more like this on his YouTube channel. :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
My bank done something similar recently, phoned me out of the blue then asked me personal details to pass security, get to fuck!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I got fed up with my bank doing that
So I asked them if I could set an additional security question of my own choosing. Now when they phone me up I insist that they ask me the extra question first.

It doesn't really matter if the answer to that question is guessable, the fact that they know which extra question to ask allows me to verify they've dealt with me before.

I've done this with 3 banks, 2 mortgage brokers and a handful of insurance companies.

Plus there's something fun about getting the poor sod in the call centre ask me "what flavour jelly would you like me to fill my wellies with?" (I'm not a customer of that company any more)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!

(, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 6:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I get the point
Whenever my ISP asks for my password, I just tell them that they told me never to tell anyone and don't give it.

However, beating up on the poor drone in the call-center, who is just trying to earn enough money to buy new school-shoes for their 2.4 kids, is the behaviour of an arsehole.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^
just giving that girl a shit day for 'lols' (I didn't laugh)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hadaway and shite
No need to feel sorry for someone who is getting paid to harass your ass.

Stick it back to them.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The standard address database is called QAS
my address isn't on it. This has caused problems.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Vodafone tried it with me

rang me up, then asked me security questions

is it like a modern thing all of a sudden

gonna try it *dials random number*
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
and it makes it even worse when they call from a withheld number so you literally have no idea if it's them or not.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post why?

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see someone challenge "The Man" from time to time
However, this guy's stuff does start to get tedious after a while and he comes over as a bully sometimes. One of his videos is borderline racist and the sort of cuntwits who queue up to comment on his Youtube channel don't do him any favours whatsoever.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post meh

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 13:35, Reply)
This is a link post Beer infused with helium
Currently doing the rounds. Want.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post As fake as it comes.
Oh, and it even says so in the description: This test was originally published on 1st of April.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet another 1UP for the super-secret club.

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
getting ahead of the curve once again.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes we get it.
You and a few other b3tans are part of another forum.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you want in?
I'll sponsor you if you want. Then there's the "initiation"......
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure.... Is it in anyway affiliated with Trinity Mirror plc or over priced hipster coffee?

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummmmm
*Glances sideways suspiciously*
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post If they are involved i'll black-ball myself
[edit]
Ah.... It's not "secret" is it?
Well enjoy your ivory tower I'll be down here with the plebs arranging the kindling.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 6:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I've already got a full set of Puffles.

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Boooo! to you lot!
I'd still buy it if it worked like this.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you been to school?

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That's where he picks up his girlfriends.

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course! It's where I met my wife (she's a bit younger than me)
And yes, I do know that helium needs to breathed in and restricts the vocalcords but come on! Wouldn't this be great? (if it worked)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You're just digging yourself deeper.
Leave it. Walk away.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I shirley don't know what you mean...

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post restricts?

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a schoolchild...
...and so's my wife!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 20:10, Reply)
This is a link post My cats are in the Museum Of The Moving Image in New York I made this!
as part of an exhibition on how cats took over the internet. That means they are now officially Culturally Significant Works! YEAH!

I made this as in there is some of my stuff in there, rather than I made the whole exhibition or the report on it of course, namean?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^oo^

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post CaC(SW)

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post FACT

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The media world is now officially one giant Ouroboros

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post 'twas ever thus

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, they were fast strange times. it seemed like every university computer lab or easyinternet cafe you walked in on was riding the crest of cat animation. there was a sense that for the first time, our generation were winning
more clicks. more useless pointless and transiently life-affirming clicks
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats
Do you get tickets to opening night?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post no i don't
dammit
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah, you were the beginning, middle and end of the video, so you can definitely have that as in 'I made this'
like a veitchy veitch sandwich
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah sweet innit!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post A veitchy veitch sandwich?
That can only mean

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
None of my cats in there though.
Boo.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post you should probably go down there
and glue your cat to it
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post top stuff!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post The 4-mile-tall pyramid mountain on dwarf planet Ceres is glowing
The 4-mile-tall pyramid mountain on dwarf planet Ceres is glowing FFS!!!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Reverse Vampires.

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post awww it's pregnant
again
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post things in craters, giant shiny protrusions... meh, nothing to worry about
the chances of anything coming from Mars Ceres are a million to one
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post So you said

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post But still they come!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post better odds than the Euromillions
And a Polish farmer always seems to win.
So if the Martians from Ceres invade, they will go for Poland, as all beings with grandiose master plans of absolute powers always do.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Did all the nazis living on the darkside of the moon move to Ceres?

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the Nazi Moon base thing had been debunked years ago.
Everyone knows that the Spanish communists took over the moon, which is why the Nazis ended up on Ceres.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post not actually glowing tho innit

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Away with your fact based system of arguing. This is the internets!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You are right! but just not in a factual kinda way. But that's ok!

(, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day...
You thought that was aliens as well.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post 1 up, 1 down and 1 to buff.

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post that's just space jizz that's dripped off uranus

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:26, Reply)
This is a link post The long dark
Some gameplay from the alpha version of this game.
Been having a go on this. It's quite good. One has to survive in the Canadian wilderness.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame Chris McCandless didn't get a go on it...might have helped.

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I'd give it a go.
What format are they releasing on?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Pc
As far as i know.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a badly drawn re-hash of GoldenEye

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post if somebody hadn't posted this before, it would be unbelievable

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so stunned like vegetable!
At least he's not taking himself too seriously.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post New Kiwi flag competition long list doesn't include some of the best ones...
Best ones above, long list here: https://www.govt.nz/browse/engaging-with-government/the-nz-flag-your-chance-to-decide/gallery/
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The pencilsword (Toby Morris) had an insightful look at this distraction:
thewireless.co.nz/articles/the-pencilsword-flagpole-blues
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great, thanks.

(, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting more Eye of Sauron.

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.
As a parent of kids with ASD, it's brilliant to see people like them achieving and enjoying themselves.
Genuinely teared up at a few moments in the video.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ASD?
Introduce them to B3TA, they will be the mods in no time.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Autistic Spectrum Disorder.
Is the official name nowadays.

Great kids, but hard work.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play to them, and good luck!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post For a starting up band, they are ok
If a producer could get them to didelwaddle a bit less on the intros, they could be quite good.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:02, Reply)
This is a link post How to change the font size on Microsoft Word I made this!
Takes you step-by-step through the process
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Been sharing your Windmill vid to australian Antiwind dimwits.
As an explanation to how I see them.
You should see a few extra views and insulting messages that include kangas.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks a lot!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs Trellis writes:
"I have been able to create a 24 point star shape in Word but would now like to know how to make a 32 point star shape. Can you help?"
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i never scroll
i use numpad
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What Sorcery Is This?
Turns off all power in house to avoid accidents
Returns later to still functioning computer
Witchcraft?

Anyway if I want to change a font at work I just ring IT, much easier
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:00, Reply)
This is a link post Batman (All 120 episodes at the same time)
Cacophony is the word
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post the one on the bottom right is the movie
I have the "Holy special edition Batman" on DVD.
there's a great drinking game for it
hoosierinanity.blogspot.se/2008/04/batman-movie-1966-drinking-game.html
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The mayor said. “This sends shivers down our spine ..."
...well he was gouged in the neck so I guess that does happen.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post When Bulls Get their own back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcvIQv2GIVI Awesome stuff. Go Bulls.

Humans taunt large angry beast. Beast says Ive had enough.

Bosch!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:04, Reply)
This is a link post Dive Dive Dive!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Deep into the bumcrack of mathematics

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
But where's Wally?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Enhance!
Someone with more time and patience than me needs to feed that through Deep Dream and see how many dogs it finds.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It's very important that you watch it with this on in the background
www.fallingfalling.com/
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post mental!
Something similar but with music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foxD6ZQlnlU
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
Good to watch that and then look out of the window.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *falls over*

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice art direction
but the story's a bit repetitive?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 50% True Fact:
The "B" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stands for "Benoit B Mandelbrot".
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:48, Reply)
This is a link post Proper Jpop

(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Cmq's gonna go MENTAL!

(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post oriENTAL!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, she can belt it out.

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:34, Reply)
This is a link post Night On Earth - Part 2
Second part of the Jim Jarmusch film in New York.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember enjoying bits of that film, just very uneven

(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean there
This part and the part in Rome are my faves.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked em all, apart from the winona ryder one which seemed the weakest

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah and Beatrice Dalle, just awkward

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Roberto Benigni in Rome
Is the bestest. Ace film.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Seconded
top film !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:49, Reply)
This is a link post Granny plays GTA V NSFW
Fucking brilliant.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post She really hates British Gas.

(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi dhan va fackin lot of yah!

(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 22:28, Reply)
This is a link post Shit Movie Sunday : Carnosaur 2
A rarity - the sequel that manages to be better than the original.

In this case, that's not saying much.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is Carnosaur 3: Primal Species better?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post No

(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 20:44, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone remember this one?
It seems the justice system has improved somewhat: it only took them 11 months to slap him with a 10 month suspended sentence.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post As my silver-haired grandma used to say:
If you find driving boring, it's because you're not going fast enough.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Much like my old Mini
I got him up to 90 once...
Down an incline...
With a passenger...
And a favourable tailwind.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "Should we phone the police?"
"Yeah, phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"
"So, should we phone the police"
"Yeah, just phone the police"

Chucklevision has gone downhill IMHO
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I need that as a ringtone

(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I want a pet sharkeagle

(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ahah a haahaahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I find this this highly offensive

(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This triggered my moustache phobia you FUCKING SHITLORD!!!
I hope you DIE in a fucking EBOLA TSUNAMI!!!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 0:03, Reply)

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