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This is a link post Over 20 minutes of people being frightened by a fake snow man

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post touching a snowman's crotch lol

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☚ī¸âžđŸšģ➝đŸšŊ➝đŸ˜Ŗ➝💩➝đŸ§ģ➝😁, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you're not supposed to do that?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a link post long avaited thermite vs frozen lake
it's that funny finn again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That polluting mother fucker!
Why do I feel that I'll be reading about his horrible death on here. Or in the Metro.
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Hulk v Bear
Wait until the final flinging finale
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love how the green is coming off on the bear's fur
lol
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck me that is special
I mean, they didn`t bother AT ALL to make that remotely convincing. It`s basically a big cuddly toy.

Magnificent. Watch all of it for maximum impact.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the look she gives when he bursts out the water
like she just creamed herself
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Precisely this!

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still better than the Ang Lee film

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post When he throws the bear it turns into an old cummed up Furry costume

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post nah
that's DEFINITELY a real bear...
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Worth watching just for the last 5 seconds.
 (NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you close your eyes it sounds like porn. With a Grizzly, of course, but still porn.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *googles bear porn*
Blimey....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Authentic......?
At least it's more legit than American Wrestling. But where the f&@*ck do you get a flying bear?
 (water00boy, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fo

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's 2016 all over again.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is?
So I've just got the MOT renewed for no reason?

FFS.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post who did the what now?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible news :(

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!
Sorry, was being deeply inappropriate there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sad news
I'm off to Poggle Studios to pay my respects.
 (ccc, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Bridal bouquets replaced with kittens
Ronseal
Smiley face
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top notch!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ironic
because the more cats a woman has, the less likely she'll get married.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's symbolic, the flinging of the cat:
"goodbye old life"
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shuperb find there!!!

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 17 Feb 2017, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Hairy Back?
Look like Chewbacca? There is a solution - apparently...
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll be good for back zits as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post ewww!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Just what I needed
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Exciting shark news
If you are a shark aficionado, like me, this will be relevant to your interests.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post With all the support our spider friends get on here
It's about time our cartilaginous mates got a look in:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sharks are vastly superior.
Electrosensory detection is where all the cool kids are at.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You no longer need to memorise which white shark is which:
www.sun.ac.za/english/Lists/news/DispForm.aspx?ID=4652
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, thank fuck for that.
It was getting ever so embarrassing at dinner parties.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Adam Savage's One Day Builds: Chewbacca's Bandolier
OCD guy makes a belt for a furry space man
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 17 Feb 2017, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post watched this last night
I quite enjoy some of these - but in this one he made something that looks much less good than the one he had before.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post His craftsmanship often leaves much to be desired.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he pretends to be a craftsman, does he?
He just gets things made.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your right, I don't think he'd use that term to describe himself.
Sometime I just cringe at how sloppy his work is. Possibly just a side effect of making things in "one day."
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a link post George Carlin and Richard Pryor 1981
on the tonight show with johnny carson
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Who wants to be a millionaire?
1 hour of contestants waving special edition.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is intense.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
fucking hell I'm in tears. Put it on 1.5 speed for extra oomph.
 (ohidunno, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that was 50% more demented.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just had a small weep

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post No-one is more vulnerable and alone
Than a waving gameshow contestant.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking brilliantly mental

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alan Lofts from Dorset
wtf
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barry Egghead at 0:26
I love waving
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post things people have time for ...

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☚ī¸âžđŸšģ➝đŸšŊ➝đŸ˜Ŗ➝💩➝đŸ§ģ➝😁, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This is crying out for someone to add dildos to those waving hands.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This isI am addpush to thoseup my aveep h du
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post good effort!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post What would be really cool is
if you saw your exact double in there and from then on your life got really weird and you went on some mad adventure.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kevin Squelch from London at 6.20ish

(cackbastard criminally inane, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skip to 41:14
.. not that I watched that long. just saying it may be worth it
 (surkaka, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post it wasn't =(

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2017, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Another Domald Tromp book on Amazon NSFW
The reviews speak well of it.

edit: Ticked NSFW as not sure but better safe than...
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 17 Feb 2017, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it possible to order one on amazon.com to be shipped to
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, USA?
If so, we should all do it.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Kate Tempest - Europe is Lost - Live
Heck of a performance
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I though I grumbled too much
Many, many salient points. Very clever
 (I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Big on problems, low on solutions.
Cheer up love.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post This.
Dour faced cow. She's good enough at what she does, but she's hardly reaching Aesop Rock levels of lyrical genius.
Listening to Kate Tempest is like buying a 'Tesco's Finest' pork pie instead of your usual Everyday Value pastry and gristle lump. There might be a little more quality and refinement, but essentially you're still buying reconstituted pig ball in pastry container.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I admire her talent and enthusiasm, but she's writing poetry about the same stuff punks were singing about in the 70's and delivering it in the style of The Streets
I'm not quite sure why she has so many people fawning over her, it's not exactly ground breaking stuff.

Also, no jazz flute.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post she's basically tommy cooper in a dress

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post she's wearing trousers
/pedant
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tommy is wearing the dress

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I ENJOYED TH sorry, capslock. I enjoyed this

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a link post The bitch is back.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post He certainly took note
when the biggest demonstration ever in the U.K. took place against his proposed invasion of Iraq. That was based on a lie, but no matter, because he genuinely believed it was the right thing to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was thinking the same thing.
All over the country irony meters are exploding.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate the fact that he's right
I always hope to be on the opposite side of an issue from Tony Blair.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can still avoid being on the same side as the butcher of Baghdad.


You know it makes sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blair thinks
of the British people as forlorn, shivering masses, hungering for his triumphant messianic return.

That is where he makes his error because what the British people have actually been thinking is, "thank fuck that massive twat Blair's not here any more to make ludicrous presumptions on our behalf, the frightful fucking perisher".
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 17 Feb 2017, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The vanity really is on a par with Trump.
However I reluctantly concede he's more articulate and intelligent, but just as crazy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well he had help from his mate campbell for a long time.
And so far trump has yet to murder over 200,000 people in the middle east and somehow keep a clean conscience. Give him time though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great timing, Tony.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there something about the timing of this speech?
Just had a labour mp on the radio dropping hints that his timing was interesting but wouldnt go into details.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter cunt

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Messiah complex much?
Why isn't he in prison yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post the final nail in the coffin

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is a bit like Fred West telling you that your house is on fire
Do you call the fire brigade and check your wife and kids are ok or do you do nothing because he murdered a dozen women in the Gloucester area in the 1970s?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit like when you have a discussion with someone on the internet about brexit and they keep throwing farage in your face.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^stop getting Brexit wrong

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right. That's it. I've had enough.
I was a fervent remain supporter, but we lost. I felt it was the wrong decision, but IT WAS THE DECISION!
When the Eurocrats started talking about being at the back of the queue for trade deals, punishing us with 90 billion Euro demands for 'promised payments' and generally being bastards about it, I felt myself getting more and more towards the view "You know what, fuck off; we're out of here"
Now Cunty McCuntface has weighed in, it's pushed me even further to the Brexit view.

TL:DR Blair has turned me into Prufrock!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to the darkside :)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Again? She must be stopped!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post she's Cousin It from the Addams family.
The real perpetrator is the detached hand that wanders about by itself...
...case closed.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a link post I suppose Trump's presser could have been worse NSFW
Although he did suggest that all 39 million black people in America knew each other and tell a Jewish reporter to be quiet after assuming that he was accusing him of being anti-Semitic and then went on to threaten the entire American population with thermonuclear war - he didn't get his dick out and jerk all over the front row - can we at least give him credit for that?
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ŲŠ(●ĖŽĖƒ•)Ûļ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post it really was car crash
He reminded me of Courtney Love -jumping from topic to topic as his mind spun.
But in fairness Courtney never *whined* so much. He's the most powerful man in the world and all he can do is sit and bitch about how the nasty media boys was horrid to him. Special snowflake.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post His continued obsession with television ratings,
his own and those of others, is just so weird. He seems to think his life is one continuous reality show. The vanity blows my mind. It's all about him and his media portrayal, like some gobshite who's kicked out of the Big Brother house for being seriously unpleasant and vile, but stubbornly refuses to accept any criticism. Policy and governance barely seems cross his mind, although to be fair to the nutjob, the narcissistic media seems primarily concerned with how rude he is to them. They need to start playing the ball and not the man. There really is no point in playing this particular man, he is clearly afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, he is literally insane.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll get his measure.
I note the mail is have a right laugh at him on it's front page right now. If he's lost the mail, it won;t be long before Fox goes. Murdoch knows a wingnut when he sees one.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does, but he's a cynical individual.
He will be onside if being so is more beneficial than it is detrimental. I also would like to put it on the record that he is much less interfering in his news outlets editorial line than it is widely claimed. His primary concern is, and always has been, ratings and circulation because that's where the money is.
Although on a side note, allegedly he was not only the who one brokered the first international presidential interview with Gove in The Times (plus a German guy from the Bild group was also there), but he was also in the room when the interview took place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post > he is much less interfering in his news outlets editorial line than it is widely claimed. His primary concern is, and always has been, ratings and circulation because that's where the money is.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcomb's_paradox
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not predicting the future, I'm basing what I say on his past actions.
If he is so interfering in his media empire's editorial line, please explain why The Sun was staunchly pro Leave, yet The Times was staunchly pro Remain, and The Sunday Times was pro Remain, albeit in a rather lukewarm way, while Sky News was a bit schizophrenic on the matter. He was openly pro Leave.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post i was suggesting murdoch plays the game of 'predicting' the future, not you

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if you weren't so gnomic and obtuse all the time, I might not have got the wrong end of the stick.
I think he's a "let's wait and see and stick or twist as late as we can" kind of chap. He rarely backs the wrong horse in politics, but in politics there isn't a croupier calling "Les jeux sont faits", so he can take his time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post good link!
I'n going to read it again when I haven;t been drinking since down tools.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post errm
I've worked for him. Everyone knows what he thinks. And if they want to keep working for him, they keep it 'front of mind'.
My most feared army boss used to use the word 'pragmatic' to mean incredibly cynical and ruthless. And when he meant really unpleasant he would say 'flexible and pragmatic' And turning up to 11 was 'dynamic, flexible and pragmatic'. That's our Rupe.
He's worried that Breitbart is stealing eyeballs from him. But they are dumb poor eyeballs. Which is why he keeps doing random dad-dancing moves like buying myspace and vice. But remember he is nothing of not free trade.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never met him, but I did serve Jerry Hall in a shop once.
If he thinks someone will make him money, I think they can pretty much think, say and write what they want. You may have worked for Sky or News International (as it was once known) but without any juicy anecdotes, I'm going to stubbornly stick to my guns.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post met him once
when I was quite a young reporter. He was fun and funny. really into reporters and stories. I wish I had been more relaxed, thinking back. He was still on wife number one then.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post In terms of juiciness, that anecdote scores a big fat zero.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post the juicy bits are saved for
when I'm on the TV couch with Wossy and Piers and my old mate russy-wussy brand.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not the most lucrative way to spill your juicy beans, but good luck in that ambition.
Also, you met him in or prior to 1967?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post chevron?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 1:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Delphic and breviloquent as ever.
zzzzzzzzz
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 1:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I expected more foot stomping.
On the positive side, his whineblings are a great representation of the thought processes of a 4 year old being told not to jump up and down on the couch.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post get off the couch
or you'll go to your room. And we won't go and see Coxxy's donkey fucking cult on Saturday.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Riding on a photon.
In real time from the sun's surface to just past Jupiter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I call fake.
There's no way you could attach a camera to a photon. There's nothing to attach it to, is there?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're getting yours in the wrong place.
I source mine from CERN. They've got lugs for mounting mudguards or panniers and attachments for your Garmin and a camera. Normally I'd fit mine faing forward, mind.
Don't tell anyone though, I'm not sure if the trade in slightly used bosons is entirely kosher with the funding bodies.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That makes sense.
I guess they have to have a place to mount a camera on their subatomic particles, or they wouldn't be able to see what happens when they smash them into each other.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to CERN last month
why?

cos I could. So I did
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's 15x faster than real time. Didn't the clock on the screen give it away?
Here's the normal one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AAU_btBN7s
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some photons have more relativity than others?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post youns mum has more relativity
or something...
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post She ain't no photon
She got mass.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post fo sho
a whole lotta mass
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't time dilation mean that,
from the point of view of the photon, no time at all passes? From our perspective, it may take minutes, years, or millions of years for a photon to get from A to B; but to anything travelling at the speed of light, time dilates and space contracts, such that all travel is instantaneous. That's why faster-than-light travel would imply going backwards in time.

I think.

I'm not sure. This stuff hurts my head.

And god only knows when, as in this vid, you're looking in the rear-view mirror.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post tl;dr: yes, it does

(Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard some really confusing descriptions from some physicists
like apparently if you were to travel at the speed of light the entire universe would appear in front of you all laid out, all time, can't remember why.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a link post uax.xv I made this!
I made another thing @soundcloud
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(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 22:24, , Reply)

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