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This is a link post Airsoft marshal gets payback
My son recently started going to this place and they occasionally play a game that requires you to dance whenever you're in the same room as one of the marshals, otherwise he shoots you. This one doesn't go as the marshal expected.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 17:15, , Reply)
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Maybe you could try to get your son into something slightly less obnoxious like heroin or bestiality.
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This is a normal post I can see it might come across like that
But having joined in a couple of sessions it's essentially a bunch of guys running around with toy guns (albeit realistic looking ones) and having a laugh. I'd far rather he was doing this than playing Call of Duty.
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On reflection, yes, way better to be active in the world and engaging with real people rather than hunched alone over a keyboard (like I'm doing now with a bottle of wine and ready meal).
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This is a normal post Against my better judgement I was pressured into having a go at paintballing with some friends.
To my horror I actually found it was quite good fun (but once was enough).
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This is a normal post Yep - same with me
I had no interest in trying it, but I decided I'd be buggered if I was going to hang around for three hours doing nothing so I tried it and was surprised how much I enjoyed it. The big benefit over paintball is that airsoft can be done indoors and is much more full-on, although it does mean you can end up looking like you've got a bad case of measles!
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This is a link post because it's Saturday and my previous link wasn't funny

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This is a normal post Ha ha excruciating - don't recall seeing that before, was it from the German shows they did or am I getting completely mixed up.

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This is a normal post Yep, it's from the show they did for German TV
Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus (full episode)
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This is a normal post Ach gut, I sort zo.

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This is a normal post Das Krauten Komedie!
Das is gut.
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This is a normal post I used to love Python.
No idea why. Looking at that just confirms how awful and unfunny most of it was.
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This is a link post Hulk vs. Ewok
Gc but what the heck
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This is a normal post :D
love the final Han and Leia shots
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This is a normal post platinum

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This is a link post Brain-eating zombie tits!
Personally, I'm never going outside again.
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His podcast is entertaining, too.
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This is a link post world’s no. 4 most deadly spider attacks no. 2 deadliest snake

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This is a normal post Australia. Who the fuck would live there by choice?

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This is a normal post Convicts?

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This is a normal post Ignorant Gobshites.

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This is a normal post Well,
They used to be English...
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This is a normal post What is the fucking spider gonna do with it? (Bastard spider)

(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Train it up
Then ride it in to the nearest town and fuck people up. Fo' sho'
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This is a normal post hahahaa!
I saw your vision as if before my very eyes
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This is a normal post CANDLES!

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This is a normal post CANKLES!!!!!

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This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS APPROVES!
(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS WISHES YOU A HAPPY CANDLESDAY MAMMAL!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
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This is a normal post Go Team Candles!

(, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
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Go Team Spiders?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!

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This is a normal post I hope they flush the fucking bastard down the plughole.
The twat who keeps shouting "Killshot!" as if it makes him sound manly, I mean.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks
The snake (a common brown snake) has been attached to the redback's web by fish hook and line. Also, "deadliest" is a silly term to use with venomous/poisonous animals. Especially the Australian ones.
Sorry, a pet peeve.
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This is a normal post Would only be impressive
if it was a fully grown brown snake.

Seen some close to 2 metres long (a guess from a distance of greater than 20 metres).
By the way they are protected and you are not supposed to kill them. Indeed most people are bitten while trying to "kill the snake". Or you get bitten if you step on one but sometimes you just get a dry warning bite for that. Make noise when you walk through long grass and they keep away.

As for the redback they are not protected and when disturbed tend to roll into a ball so you ignore them.
Very difficult to get any aggression out of them. Usually let em ball and squash em. Very few people bitten by them. They live under my front steps and I mess them up with a broom occasionally. The webs are quite strong so could probably just hold a baby snake like in the video.

Would say the video was staged though.
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This is a normal post Ain't you the life and soul at parties

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This is a normal post Yep that is what they
would say if they invited me.
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This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!

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This is a link post Meteor I made this!

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This is a normal post Clickoris.
The world could do with more Meteor!
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This is a link post Why Liberals Are Wrong About Trump
Bit of a clickbaity headline but the article makes a lot of sense.
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This is a normal post Fake News

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This is a normal post But delicious

(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of my mum's summary of
Cicero's Pro Milone: he's a bastard, but he's a happy bastard.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you meet Cicero?

(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post hoho.
But in the name dropping stakes I can count three British PMs, One US president, the president of Belarus, the ex-president of Georgia and the ceos and chairmen of most FTSE-100 companies of the 1990s and 2000s.
want to change your sig yet?
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This is a normal post *sulks*

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This is a normal post I did karaoke with
Sonia from Eastenders and Nikki Grahame from Big Brother. I can't even guess how embarrassed you must be feeling rn.
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I once walked past Ian Hislop. Who wants to touch me?
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This is a normal post I saw Dean Gaffney running literally running away at full pelt a camera in hot pursuit.

(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once met Boba Fett
*wins*
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This is a normal post Nikki from BB!
The b3ta dream date, I'm thinking.
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This is a normal post It was pretty fucking sweet
But may have lost some of its lustre by the time I relate to the grandkids. Unless, of course, BB7 takes its proper and rightful place in the pantheon of great works of art.
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This is a normal post mate, they'll be talking about it in the same breath
as Maria Callas singing Aida at the Scala.
What did you sing?
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This is a normal post I bet you had a front row seat for that.

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This is a normal post ouch.

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This is a normal post Easy (Ritchie) probably
Of the PMs and POTUS, who had the nicest handshake?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually typed Bake News
but autocorrect decided that I meant fake.
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This is a normal post But Liberals aren't wrong about Trump...
I think he's a horrible man and I wouldn't want to ever suffer his company.
Unless this article can convince me that I actually think he's a nice man and I would like to enjoy his company, I don't see how the it can be correct.
Or is it a straw man SO LARGE they made it out of wicker and made a creepy film out of it?

Edit: Ah I clicked and its not even what it is.
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This is a link post Undeniable proof of God's power. Take that "science"!
I guess that's why Trump is such a believer
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This is a normal post Wonder if they can do that with my tiddler

(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two things:
1) GC.
2) Is Trump "such a believer"? I know he said some sky fairy shit in his inauguration speech, but all presidents do that, it's about as Christian as wishing someone Happy Christmas. Yes he courts the religious right vote, but that doesn't make him Christian either. I've seen absolutely no other evidence of him being at all religious. To be be religious he'd have to admit there's a supreme omniscient and omnipotent being other than himself, which I find unlikely.
Maybe I didn't get the memo.
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This is a normal post Stop drawing attention away from my cock issue

(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post two things
1) GC didn't flag up, I guess it's a different link
2) It was a joke based on people saying Trump had small hands
(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave him alone Toasty, he's not worth it

(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *waggles little finger and scowls*

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This is a normal post That's no finger

(, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I busted your fake news.

(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:30, , Reply)
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busted your fake news are so tetchy about people mocking Trump you couldn't see the miracle of God's work
(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post More fake news.
I am very rude about Trump all of the time, just take a look at previous comments I've made. It's just that increasingly I'm hearing people saying he's some kind of fundamentalist Christian. He's not, he's fundamentally a total cunt. That is not the same thing, even though all fundamentalist religious types are total cunts.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's the first I've heard of people saying he's a fundamentalist Christian
although I can see how being a coin grabbing preacher would appeal to him
(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, on Twitter at least.
Anyway, must dash, they're calling my flight and I don't want to miss the rally in Florida tonight. It's going to be tremendous, let me tell you, I mean, the best, and by the way, I know a lot about the best.
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I think DT's incapable of believing there could be anything better / more powerful than himself.

Standard dictator stuff, really.
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This is a normal post Oh, Toast.
www.b3ta.com/links/1424428
(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Toasty. Services to B3ta beyond doubt but it could be a Wenger time

(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
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One time my evangelical boss told me about a miracle he'd seen where a boy's deformed foot had been stretched back to normal. Without thinking I said 'oh I know that one' and showed him the magic stretching arm trick.

He turned puce and fled the room. I was mortified. He returned a bit later and said 'It was a miracle, though.'

Shortly after he fired me because he found out I visited an acupuncturist.
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Next up: Priest PROVES there's a God by stealing your nose.
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This is a link post 'Party Political Speech'
PETER SELLERS 1958
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This is a link post Freestyle!
Sick beats.
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This is a normal post Poor little sausage must be perishing cold :'(

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It is grim up north
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"I'll put you on a slice of bread and put you in a toaster"
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This is a link post Divert power to the deflector dish!
Kellyanne Conway interview tactics deconstructed.
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This is a normal post pfft
she does what all spin doctors do. Answer the question she'd like to have been asked. In a blunt instrument/blatant way.
You know when Brits are doing it because they always start by saying 'that's the most important question....' or 'Thank you for asking me that...' and then repeat the question rephrased. If you've got ยฃ1000 for half a day, I'll train you.
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This is a normal post I've got about 2 grand but it's in an ISA

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This is a normal post I've got 10 grand but it's they're tied up in shares on the Nasdaq
*eats croissant*
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This is a normal post I've got about 100 grand, but the Monopoly box is in the attic.

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This is a normal post I used to enjoy their reviews of rock albums
occasionally better written than Mojo.
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This is a normal post Re preview image
Confused Mathlania Trump:

Confused Mathlania
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This is a link post Desperate Dan shit thing
I'm verydrunk. Somehow I found this. It is very poor. Though I'd share.
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This is a link post Wait for it...

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This is a normal post Good Puppy!

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This is a normal post Oh, who's a good dog!

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This is a normal post Trickle down this, mofo

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This is a normal post He's pointing with an arrow.
I mean I guess that's technically correct.
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This is a normal post Amazing, they could be twins!

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This is a normal post I like to think this is how the orange toady one writes too...

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This is a normal post HAHA!

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This is a link post Steve Irwin's son seems like a sweet kid.
Robert Irwin's and Jimmy Fallon shoot the shit and hold some animals.
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This is a normal post Sweet and really fukn annoying.

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This is a normal post 30 s

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This is a normal post 41
...really had to walk away after that
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This is a normal post Jees

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This is a normal post good kid

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This is a normal post manta ray to studio 4

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This is a normal post presumably he was trained to adopt his father's mannerisms, which is a bit weird.
but seem like a nice kid none the less.
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This is a link post GOP poll on media bias. Which is utterly biased in its questions.
You know what to do.

EDIT: You need to google a zip code. May I suggest a bible belt one?
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This is a normal post Plenty of good advice available if you scroll down a couple of posts.

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This is a normal post I filled in the one linked below

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This is a normal post Curses!
I checked and it didn't come up...

Have a splendid mix in apology
www.soundcloud.com/everyman_music/everyman-presents-funk-the-world-38
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This is a normal post Might as well share another trump related issue here then
https://mobile.twitter.com/JeremyKonyndyk/status/832616259598610432

Former head of International Disaster response shares his thoughts
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This is a normal post Drumpf is turning the GOP into a personal money-making machine.

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Only known footage of Marcel Proust
About 30 secs in bloke in a grey coat and wearing a jauntily angled bowler hat.
Ou sont les neige d'antan?
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This is a normal post Where's his haddock?

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's at home
in his cork-lined room nomming madeline crumbs.
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This is a normal post That reminds me of the time when I exquistely tasted
blah blah blah blah blah blah
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This is a normal post I play "find a job"
The hardest level is "in Scotland ".
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This is a link post Deranged Trump Survey
So-called American president is running a survey to discover folks views about the Mainstream Media. I hope it doesn't go wrong for him.
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This is a normal post Aaaaaaah Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump......
I feel like there's some much trivial stuff being reported about him we're missing the really important stuff.
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This is a normal post Like his small hands
It's important because it very tenuously relates to the size of his cock. Which, now that I think about it, isn't actually very important.
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This is a normal post The questions are hilariously badly written.
It's like a playground game of "Am I the best or are you the worst?"
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This is a normal post They're leading and suggestive.
This is horrendous.
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This is a normal post I like the one about Trumps "Media Strategy"
By that I assume they mean him acting like a 16 year old boy on Twitter.
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This is a normal post Someone did a research methods course and deliberately went against all best practices.

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is really what it seems like.
The worst thing, if it is legit, is that when you enter action.trump2016 Google prompts you with "legit". That just shows how many people are looking at this and thinking, "they've gotta be taking the piss"
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"Paid for by Trump Make America Great Again Committee, a joint fundraising committee authorized by and composed of Donald J. Trump for President, Inc. and the Republican National Committee."
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This is a normal post as soon as you stick it on the internet you lose control over the sample so it becomes bollocks

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just filled it out
doesn't use email verification then tries to get you to donate at the end. That's going to get abused like crazy.
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This is a normal post Going to?
Already is.
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This is a normal post Good

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which online source do you use the most?
english.almanar.com.lb/
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arse taglets, I could only think of Al Jazeera.

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christian Science Monitor.
That should confuse them a bit.
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This is a normal post eh?
probably this place you cunt
(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, with Broken Cox in the mix
We are so far to the right we might need need arm straightening classes.
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This is a normal post haha
I try and use various sources to be honest, but often hear things first here.
(, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn right.... just filled it in!!!

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This is a normal post What's the zip code for the White House?

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This is a normal post casual

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll go half mast then

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post 20500, but this is likely part of the campaign so wouldn't come from there.

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just use 90210

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this not from when he was campaigning?
says 2016 on the logo
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
I didn't spot that. Really hoping it's current.

Edit: Pretty up to date - there's a question about the muslim ban and it refers to President Trump a lot.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post If this was his campaign, and not some unaffiliated nutjob group, it's bad regardless of currency

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahahahaha
I hope everyone is completing this survey and sharing the absolute fuck out of it on der social medias.

How do you know Airforce One has landed?
The high pitched whining doesn't stop when the engine is switched off.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

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This is a normal post Pffft!

(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't submit my carefully considered opinion until I paid money to him
he's insane
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