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This is a link post Jokes written by children.
Much, much better than most of the jokes I've heard recently.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post what did the man do with time?
wasted it.

Out of the mouths of babes...
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this one...
does your dog ware a sunhat when its hot

no just pants
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that was too sophisticated for him and went way over his head.

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Preparing for a career in tech support.
how do you get a computer to work

just plug it in
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, Adam and Joe!

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Isn't that a rip off of badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/?
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's nowt funny about a hot air chicken egg
I have had several and they make lovely pets.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Depressed version of "Crazy, Crazy Nights" by Kiss I made this!
I didn't make it but I did record my mate playing it.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Inexplicable stock photo images.
I'll use the phrase "Japanese nurse" to make you click on it.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Explicable:
"It’s some millionaire’s kinky turn-on, right? It has to be."
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Helloooooooooo nurse!

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 5:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA Hahahahahaha

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post STOP THERE STOP THERE STOP THERE
now pickup your bike and let's fuck off.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post "get the bricks and get those wheels off"

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Break, break, break!
So he did.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Moto GP only shit.

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the resigned *sigh* that makes it for me.

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he pass?

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No, he went right into it.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6
6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a link post state of this whelp

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny. Get. The. Fuck. Over. It.

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post UKIP councillor looks like twat.
More at ten.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post But look at that hair!

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ageist!
When are we going to discuss his achievements and his policies, not his appearance?
Oh, he's a 'kipper, carry on.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't need to be more than 18 to effectively spout prejudice. He will do fine.
Seems to be what Ukip followers want.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/find-a-grave-prod/photos/2014/128/6249481_1399673455.jpg
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post And right now he's having his morning wank thinking about artical 50 just being signed shitting on your eu hopes and dreams.

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's probably at work now
As a trainee apprentice junior surveyor. One day they'll let him touch the measuring tapes
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post What will Beavis do with himself now Butthead has a "real" job.

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTF
burn it with fire
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Cheese anagram solver, with added cheese facts I made this!
Finding, then filling, a gap in the market
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post TOMEC

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post BONK
Didn't solve it.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knob of cheese?!

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post What cheese is made backwards?

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gouda

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is missing Vacherin!
For shame, sir, for shame!
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe...
take another look?
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post My broadband provider has blocked your page...

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their content filtering algorithm can't be all that grate.
Not very gouda at all, in fact.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post My antivirus says no.

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 4:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post urp
what's it say?
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post This:


www.sophos.com/en-us/threat-center/threat-analyses/viruses-and-spyware/Mal~HTMLGen-A/detailed-analysis.aspx

"Web pages blocked by Sophos products as Mal/HTMLGen-A are likely to be present in an infection chain aimed at downloading and executing malware on a user's machine. This tactic is common with attacks using exploit kits ("driveby downloads")."

It's probably nothing. I wouldn't worry. Click away. Yeah, it's all super safe.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta

(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find your lack of Casu Marzu disturbing.

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
missed that.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Primula?
=o
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post gah!
there now
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Dude cut from belly of the serpent * NSFW
* Not title of 80s heavy metal song.

Sticky and nasty.


(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post What sort of a name is Guybrush anyway?

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know, what kind of name IS Guybrush?

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eurgh....porcelain.

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post A-boa Akbar!

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hide & Seek Champion, 2014

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate this trailer for a teaser trailer bollocks
Just release the damn thing.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see a teaser of the teaser
of the teaser
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like those hilarious Maltesers adverts with the sassy women.

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite fancy that one in the wheelchair.
Bit gutted the pervert best man at the wedding beat me to it.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see a teaser of the post to facebook sharing this teaser

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see the "Making Of" the teaser teaser trailer..

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck?!
Is the studio preemptively trying to scrape back cash with youtube ad revenue or something.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Hello - Adele (Cover by Amber Plaster - Flat Earth)
Some Flat Earher has done a cover of Adele's Hello, but with lyrics in support for possibly the most laughably idiotic conspiracy theory out there.

Sorry for the double post, but this is too batshit insane not to share.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...care to explain why you feel it's "idiotic"?
Nah, just kidding. It's fucking batshit.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, take that Shackleton.
You and your NASA cronies... wait, was NASA around in 1901?
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Truly baffling that those people persist.

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post surely it's a put on.
I am seriously thinking about becoming an anglo-zionist. Edinburgh=Jerusalem. Bristol Channel is the Sea of Galilee. Thos Roman snakes secretly moved everything around to foil the celts.
www.facebook.com/brandon.j.keys.1/media_set?set=a.10206930981808894.1073741907.1108623918&type=3
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post They like NSYNC,
how can I take them seriously?
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 1:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worth it just for this line......
"operation fish bowl. there never was a south pole"
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 2:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh god
fucking blast them all into space
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Black Holes
Rather delightfully odd animated short
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post with Kickstarter aspirations!

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Ian Bowler's Brexit Strategy 1.3 (26/03/17) I made this!
Ian went on the pro-Europe march and found all sorts of nefarious doings...
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ho hum
twitter.com/jackwdoyle/status/846439501950013442/video/1
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a link post seeing as its my candle day have another trailer

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh this looks good.
And HAPPY CANDLES!
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could make so toast with all that heat! Happy Toast Candles!

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles HT!

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy waxy nipples day and candlesticks in your bum day.

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell, doesn't look scary in the slightest.
They don't make 'em like they used to...
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post a toast to your candles!

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting scary not thoughtful and emotional.
All confused now.
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post A whole fillum about someone with a bedsheet over their head

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post BONUS WILL OLDHAM KLAXON

(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Excellent teacher April fools trick.
You have probably seen this before.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't seen that before
and I thought it was very good!
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like it.
If only every teacher was able to put this kind of personal effort into preparing lessons etc, kids would be so much more motivated for school.

(Note, I'm not bashing teachers here... I know a lot of them put a lot of effort in, etc, and we can't expect this kind of thing to be possible with our underfunded school system... I'm just saying it'd be nice)
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post New to me too
Very good. Klik.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Rise Of The Sea Creatures Part Two : Octopus Houdini
Now that's bloody weird.

GC whatever.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's nothing. Putin can squeeze himself through ethernet cables and into your computer.

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah deffo a whatever
but still amazing and worth another viewing.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post does it cry a little as he get out the other side?

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he do a little sex wee at the end?

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1323414
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was good and bears repeating well.

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 4:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boneless bastard.......!

(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Spider boy, spider boy, does whatever a spider can oi!
lots of holding exploding things together with webs and erm same as all the previous films then
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This Marvel thing jumped the shark a long time ago now
Also the CG in this looks like it's been done by a child in 3dfx. How are these movies getting worse looking over time!?
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post they're getting worse
probably because they have to shit out a new one every 3 months.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Sony Pictures. If they don't, all rights automatically revert to Marvel.
Same reason 20th Century Fuckwits keep remaking Fantastic 4.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
It looks like it is going to be decent.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAMAMP CANANDLES TOASTY!!
you is well old
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I'd known it was my candle day I'd have posted something better

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
it's OK, I've been more than entertained by your noseflags / baby trumps this candleyear :D
(, Wed 29 Mar 2017, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles.

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eleven shall be the number of thy candles
and the number of thy candles shall be eleven.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh look
another superhero movie
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Toast
For it is a human number, his number is six hundred and sixty six eleven.

eleven eleven eleven the number of the Toast
Candles and fire was spawned to be released!
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
thumpy drums are thumpy
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles Toasty!

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post CAMBLES

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Keaton as Birdman?!
Genius..
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'll probably be better
when it's rebooted again in 2019
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a link post The Yellow Headed Siamese Goat.

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post How is it more stupid looking than people wearing VR headsets?

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post *invests in goat VR*

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Files for bankruptcy*

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Silly sods

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Movie clips make Bohemian Rhapsody

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Annoying. It's like trying to listen to two people talking at the same time.
Should have faded down the original lyrics before dubbing the dialogue over the top.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess once you have a dictionary of video clips
you can make any old shite.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Wish You Were Here - Fiji
An old classic, really love the formality of this
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cow + Sheep = Horses
It's me plan
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a link post VIII - Decathexis
Watch out for that woodwind thing.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well that didn't go where I expected. I'm liking it though.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Another weird video from Glyne Tider.
Guys behind that 'let it be' vid.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 10:14, , Reply)

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