Jokes written by children.
Much, much better than most of the jokes I've heard recently.
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Much, much better than most of the jokes I've heard recently.
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what did the man do with time?
wasted it.
Out of the mouths of babes...
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wasted it.
Out of the mouths of babes...
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I like this one...
does your dog ware a sunhat when its hot
no just pants
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does your dog ware a sunhat when its hot
no just pants
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I suspect that was too sophisticated for him and went way over his head.
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Preparing for a career in tech support.
how do you get a computer to work
just plug it in
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how do you get a computer to work
just plug it in
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there's nowt funny about a hot air chicken egg
I have had several and they make lovely pets.
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I have had several and they make lovely pets.
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Depressed version of "Crazy, Crazy Nights" by Kiss
I made this!
I didn't make it but I did record my mate playing it.
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I didn't make it but I did record my mate playing it.
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Inexplicable stock photo images.
I'll use the phrase "Japanese nurse" to make you click on it.
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I'll use the phrase "Japanese nurse" to make you click on it.
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Explicable:
"It’s some millionaire’s kinky turn-on, right? It has to be."
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"It’s some millionaire’s kinky turn-on, right? It has to be."
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HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA Hahahahahaha
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STOP THERE STOP THERE STOP THERE
now pickup your bike and let's fuck off.
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now pickup your bike and let's fuck off.
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Ageist!
When are we going to discuss his achievements and his policies, not his appearance?
Oh, he's a 'kipper, carry on.
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When are we going to discuss his achievements and his policies, not his appearance?
Oh, he's a 'kipper, carry on.
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You don't need to be more than 18 to effectively spout prejudice. He will do fine.
Seems to be what Ukip followers want.
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Seems to be what Ukip followers want.
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s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/find-a-grave-prod/photos/2014/128/6249481_1399673455.jpg
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And right now he's having his morning wank thinking about artical 50 just being signed shitting on your eu hopes and dreams.
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he's probably at work now
As a trainee apprentice junior surveyor. One day they'll let him touch the measuring tapes
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As a trainee apprentice junior surveyor. One day they'll let him touch the measuring tapes
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What will Beavis do with himself now Butthead has a "real" job.
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Cheese anagram solver, with added cheese facts
I made this!
Finding, then filling, a gap in the market
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Finding, then filling, a gap in the market
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Their content filtering algorithm can't be all that grate.
Not very gouda at all, in fact.
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Not very gouda at all, in fact.
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This:
www.sophos.com/en-us/threat-center/threat-analyses/viruses-and-spyware/Mal~HTMLGen-A/detailed-analysis.aspx
"Web pages blocked by Sophos products as Mal/HTMLGen-A are likely to be present in an infection chain aimed at downloading and executing malware on a user's machine. This tactic is common with attacks using exploit kits ("driveby downloads")."
It's probably nothing. I wouldn't worry. Click away. Yeah, it's all super safe.
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www.sophos.com/en-us/threat-center/threat-analyses/viruses-and-spyware/Mal~HTMLGen-A/detailed-analysis.aspx
"Web pages blocked by Sophos products as Mal/HTMLGen-A are likely to be present in an infection chain aimed at downloading and executing malware on a user's machine. This tactic is common with attacks using exploit kits ("driveby downloads")."
It's probably nothing. I wouldn't worry. Click away. Yeah, it's all super safe.
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Dude cut from belly of the serpent *
NSFW
* Not title of 80s heavy metal song.
Sticky and nasty.
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* Not title of 80s heavy metal song.
Sticky and nasty.
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I fucking hate this trailer for a teaser trailer bollocks
Just release the damn thing.
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Just release the damn thing.
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I like those hilarious Maltesers adverts with the sassy women.
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I quite fancy that one in the wheelchair.
Bit gutted the pervert best man at the wedding beat me to it.
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Bit gutted the pervert best man at the wedding beat me to it.
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I want to see a teaser of the post to facebook sharing this teaser
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What the fuck?!
Is the studio preemptively trying to scrape back cash with youtube ad revenue or something.
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Is the studio preemptively trying to scrape back cash with youtube ad revenue or something.
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Hello - Adele (Cover by Amber Plaster - Flat Earth)
Some Flat Earher has done a cover of Adele's Hello, but with lyrics in support for possibly the most laughably idiotic conspiracy theory out there.
Sorry for the double post, but this is too batshit insane not to share.
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Some Flat Earher has done a cover of Adele's Hello, but with lyrics in support for possibly the most laughably idiotic conspiracy theory out there.
Sorry for the double post, but this is too batshit insane not to share.
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Erm...care to explain why you feel it's "idiotic"?
Nah, just kidding. It's fucking batshit.
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Nah, just kidding. It's fucking batshit.
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Yeah, take that Shackleton.
You and your NASA cronies... wait, was NASA around in 1901?
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You and your NASA cronies... wait, was NASA around in 1901?
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surely it's a put on.
I am seriously thinking about becoming an anglo-zionist. Edinburgh=Jerusalem. Bristol Channel is the Sea of Galilee. Thos Roman snakes secretly moved everything around to foil the celts.
www.facebook.com/brandon.j.keys.1/media_set?set=a.10206930981808894.1073741907.1108623918&type=3
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I am seriously thinking about becoming an anglo-zionist. Edinburgh=Jerusalem. Bristol Channel is the Sea of Galilee. Thos Roman snakes secretly moved everything around to foil the celts.
www.facebook.com/brandon.j.keys.1/media_set?set=a.10206930981808894.1073741907.1108623918&type=3
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Worth it just for this line......
"operation fish bowl. there never was a south pole"
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"operation fish bowl. there never was a south pole"
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Ian Bowler's Brexit Strategy 1.3 (26/03/17)
I made this!
Ian went on the pro-Europe march and found all sorts of nefarious doings...
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Ian went on the pro-Europe march and found all sorts of nefarious doings...
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ho hum
twitter.com/jackwdoyle/status/846439501950013442/video/1
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twitter.com/jackwdoyle/status/846439501950013442/video/1
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You could make so toast with all that heat! Happy Toast Candles!
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Bloody hell, doesn't look scary in the slightest.
They don't make 'em like they used to...
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They don't make 'em like they used to...
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I was expecting scary not thoughtful and emotional.
All confused now.
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All confused now.
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A whole fillum about someone with a bedsheet over their head
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Excellent teacher April fools trick.
You have probably seen this before.
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You have probably seen this before.
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I like it.
If only every teacher was able to put this kind of personal effort into preparing lessons etc, kids would be so much more motivated for school.
(Note, I'm not bashing teachers here... I know a lot of them put a lot of effort in, etc, and we can't expect this kind of thing to be possible with our underfunded school system... I'm just saying it'd be nice)
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If only every teacher was able to put this kind of personal effort into preparing lessons etc, kids would be so much more motivated for school.
(Note, I'm not bashing teachers here... I know a lot of them put a lot of effort in, etc, and we can't expect this kind of thing to be possible with our underfunded school system... I'm just saying it'd be nice)
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Rise Of The Sea Creatures Part Two : Octopus Houdini
Now that's bloody weird.
GC whatever.
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Now that's bloody weird.
GC whatever.
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That's nothing. Putin can squeeze himself through ethernet cables and into your computer.
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Yeah deffo a whatever
but still amazing and worth another viewing.
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but still amazing and worth another viewing.
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Spider boy, spider boy, does whatever a spider can oi!
lots of holding exploding things together with webs and erm same as all the previous films then
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lots of holding exploding things together with webs and erm same as all the previous films then
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This Marvel thing jumped the shark a long time ago now
Also the CG in this looks like it's been done by a child in 3dfx. How are these movies getting worse looking over time!?
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Also the CG in this looks like it's been done by a child in 3dfx. How are these movies getting worse looking over time!?
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they're getting worse
probably because they have to shit out a new one every 3 months.
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probably because they have to shit out a new one every 3 months.
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It's Sony Pictures. If they don't, all rights automatically revert to Marvel.
Same reason 20th Century Fuckwits keep remaking Fantastic 4.
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Same reason 20th Century Fuckwits keep remaking Fantastic 4.
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If I'd known it was my candle day I'd have posted something better
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haha
it's OK, I've been more than entertained by your noseflags / baby trumps this candleyear :D
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it's OK, I've been more than entertained by your noseflags / baby trumps this candleyear :D
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Eleven shall be the number of thy candles
and the number of thy candles shall be eleven.
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and the number of thy candles shall be eleven.
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Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Toast
For it is a human number, his number issix hundred and sixty six eleven.
eleven eleven eleven the number of the Toast
Candles and fire was spawned to be released!
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For it is a human number, his number is
eleven eleven eleven the number of the Toast
Candles and fire was spawned to be released!
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How is it more stupid looking than people wearing VR headsets?
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Annoying. It's like trying to listen to two people talking at the same time.
Should have faded down the original lyrics before dubbing the dialogue over the top.
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Should have faded down the original lyrics before dubbing the dialogue over the top.
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I guess once you have a dictionary of video clips
you can make any old shite.
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you can make any old shite.
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Wish You Were Here - Fiji
An old classic, really love the formality of this
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An old classic, really love the formality of this
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Well that didn't go where I expected. I'm liking it though.
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Another weird video from Glyne Tider.
Guys behind that 'let it be' vid.
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Guys behind that 'let it be' vid.
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