It was very nice of the Community Rehabilitation Company to give the man a blow job. Shame it didn't work out.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:12,
Reply)
They're just bored children
There's no teacher so let's strip off or dress up in clothes
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:25,
Reply)
Midsomer Murders but with silly Dubbing
I made this!
I'm a big fan of Midsomer Murders starring the inimitable John Nettles. I am Also A fan of comwdy such as Monty Python's flying circus for example. Here's some silliness for your viewing pleasure.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 18:55, Reply)
That was over five minutes long
And I watched it all. This is a compliment
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:17,
Reply)
What a silly billy. Marilyn Manson being slightly controversial.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:46,
Reply)
Bill Drummond got there first
youtu.be/h_I0b05zpJ4?t=2m40s
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:58,
Reply)
KLF's finest five minutes.
I like that in their book they claim Alan Moore as a member of Extreme Noise Terror.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 7 Nov 2017, 23:02,
Reply)
great sound quality
I like how people are complaining. Man who does things like this all the time does this shocker.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:09,
Reply)
sure I read somewhere that Columbine's now dropped out of the top 10 worst US massacres
He's probably got one eye on that
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 16:17, Reply)
Here ya go;
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41488081
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 16:23,
Reply)
there were a couple of other big ones pre-1991 it seems
edition.cnn.com/2013/09/16/us/20-deadliest-mass-shootings-in-u-s-history-fast-facts/index.html
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 16:29, Reply)
Honestly, though
Who gives a fuck?
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:22,
Reply)
certainly not the Americans
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:00,
Reply)
"Fuck making records I'll just take credit for the death-tolls" Marilyn Manson 'Disposable Teens'.
:D
I've liked Manson since The Spooky Kids days.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 7 Nov 2017, 23:01,
Reply)
If only Dimebag had thought of this!
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:13,
Reply)
The Good Roadie With A Gun
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:50,
Reply)
How simply AWFUL.
I do hope the Daily Mail steps in to proclaim the OUTRAGE this has provoked.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 18:29, Reply)
He shouldn't be doing that with his leg.
Give it some rest, son. Then when you're back on your feet you can pretend to shoot all the people you want
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:22,
Reply)
Damn It Feels Good to be a Chap
what what old boy
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:50,
Reply)
I salute his indefatigability
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 21:05,
Reply)
I want to dislike Chap Hop but everyone seems to be having fun so fair enough.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 11:07,
Reply)
Looking for the proper response to a youtube comment, and found this.
Also, nips.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:08,
Reply)
Roger Limb of the BBC Radiophonic Workshop
I think some folk on here will like this clip, from the BBC Archive.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:01, Reply)
I see your audio button twiddler and raise you an analog video button twiddler.
Analogue button twiddler via youtube
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 16:05, Reply)
Wetherspoons Carpets
I believe that a book was also available.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:09,
Reply)
PLEASE! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:56,
Reply)
Wey! Good old Wevvers!
Or the Pikey's Picnic as I call it.
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presferatu, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:36,
Reply)
What a surprise to find that it's YOU who brings this to our attention....
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:44,
Reply)
Christ. Why haven't you done us ALL a favour
and topped yourself already? You fuck-ugly closet-case.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:51,
Reply)
SOMEBODY'S tired.
Do you need burping?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:04,
Reply)
<s> rp </s> mm
/ac
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:43,
Reply)
Don't want to come over all noob here....
But what the fuck does /ac mean?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 19:29,
Reply)
Air conditioner
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:30,
Reply)
I think it means you're half gay
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 22:02,
Reply)
I gazzed dogshit about this very question many years ago
autocomplete
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 8:14,
Reply)
Miscaptioned news
Did Trump impatiently dump fish food in a Japanese koi pond?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:31,
Reply)
Why can't the Japanese President feed his own fucking fish?
Imagine if he visited the white house and Trump got him to do his ironing.
Lazy bastard.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:36,
Reply)
they should have got him to do a tea ceremony or something exquisitely difficult
Just in revenge for that handshake really
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:48, Reply)
Let him have a go at Kendo.
That would have been priceless.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:17,
Reply)
So you are saying there is something fishy going on?
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:37,
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He was also told by one of his advisors who read the Mariko Aoki Wikipedia page
that according to local tradition he has to take a dump in a bookstore but Trump doesn't like books much.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:02,
Reply)
Isn't there enough shite people can pin on him without making shit up?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:02,
Reply)
I believe the current war on information carried out by a crack team of state trolls
is less focused on getting him into power (or maintaining it), and now more focused on creating confusion across the board. Fake news is good news for the relentless war on being able to think straight.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 17:27,
Reply)
What a cunt
Our esteemed Foreign Secretary has been proving himself to have all the diplomatic skill of a nuclear bomb.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:57,
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I do hope we get a Cunt Bandwagon
I would post a "What a cunt" link to Bono who it seems isn't happy with just being a mega rich, international super star celebrity cunt and has now branched out into the Lithuanian retail sector...but I didn't want to spoil everyone's morning.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:21,
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Yeah he's an absolute cunt for telling a commons committee the truth isn't he?
I've been following this story since last year.
She was training journalists for the BBC's Media Action group.
Those journalists were arrested when they got back home and were jailed in 2014.
Back in 2016 she was arrested trying to leaving Iran and held on secret charges but it's thought that it's down to her training these Iranian journalists back in 2014.
Yes at the time she may well have just been just visiting family, not teaching or speaking to any of her former pupils.
However she was arrested because she had been teaching Iranians journalism.
I love that the fucking social media it jumping on the Boris is a cunt bandwagon without giving a shit before that this woman has been held for a year now for nothing more than journalism.
Maybe the regime that locks up people for thought crimes should be called cunts once in a while?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:59,
Reply)
so call them cunts, they double her sentence, then what?
She's in jail for a decade, the Iranians are a bit angrier, erm...
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:18, Reply)
Don't be such a benny, benny.
Nothing he said to that Select Committee is new to the Iranians.
Fuck it's not even new to me.
She's being held as a political pawn in negotiations and to stop others from daring to train journalists.
She's in jail for as long as they want her in jail.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:27,
Reply)
certainly if the foreign secretary keeps undermining her defence, yes
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:40, Reply)
Tell you what, you go back to having a wank over the latest "Boris gaff" and let the grown ups do the thinking eh?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:42,
Reply)
he's been on the phone all morning to Tehran, 'clarifying' his comments
What nous
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:17, Reply)
Yes the nice man in Iran has assured him that his comments had nothing to do with ramping up the sentence.
Not that they needed any excuse to do so anyway.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:36,
Reply)
You're being a bit of a patronising twat there.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 22:09,
Reply)
Tried being captain reasonable and had Benny jump in with his size 3's
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 7:33,
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Bit naive, this is the whole point of international diplomacy, its a subtle art that Borisconi is too self-absorbed to get and is wholly unsuited for. Her guilt or not or the rights and wrongs of the Iranian position might be in question...but Boris' suitability for the post is not.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:39,
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How am I being naive?
This isn't about his suitability it's about a point in fact.
She was training journalists.
Those journalists were imprisoned.
She was imprisoned on hidden charges most likely because she trained those journalists.
No matter who is in that post those details do not change.
All he did was to state the fact that she had trained them.
Was he supposed to keep quite and mislead the Select Committee?
I'm pretty sure that's against the rules.
Now people can use her situation to have a go at Boris or they can start getting angry that a British citizen is being held as a political prisoner.
Because they sure as hell were not a few days ago and she's been rotting there a bloody year.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:10,
Reply)
You’re not being naive,
You’re being wilfully ignorant.
It’s a basic rule of diplomacy that if the government you’re dealing with are cheating, lying scumbags, if you’re after anything then you don’t publicly acknowledge that. The absolute very last thing you do is tell the truth, when the truth will see this womanr locked up for longer.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:25,
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TLDR Boris is a proved c*** isn't good at this job
Iran are playing a diplomatic game and have ceased on his slip, as any decent government, despotic or not, would do.
Boris made an unforced error, he didn't have to say what he said, while he can't lie he wasn't asked a direct question about it. He even says this himself "we have to be careful about this..." Regardless of it being just a diplomatic power play...he f***ed up.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:38,
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Oh hush now
Weren't you paying attention? Toffs are the real enemy here.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:24,
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Ah sorry forgot the approved narrative and found myself thinking for myself for a moment there.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:40,
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Photos or it didn't happen.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:12,
Reply)
For the sadistic who want to see the master in action
Bumbling through and offering up all sorts of gems there is no need for, check it out 15:13 for the offending comment And Yes...I am wanking as I type this.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:49,
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Where's the bit where he says she did whilst in Iran?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:38,
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Why does anyone give much of a fuck...
unless they plan to go to Iran to train some journalists?
Has it not occurred to anyone else that going to a repressive regime to work with people that regime views as dissidents is a fucking stupid idea, and that if one does so then one should not expect much in the way of government assistance?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:49, Reply)
Are you really suggesting imprisonment and possible torture of a British national visiting their family is acceptable? Disgraceful.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 13:57,
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I'm suggesting that doing stuff that the government of a country counts as terrorism,
and then escaping, and then going back to visit your family, thinking that the government had probably forgotten about your actions, is fucking stupid. Whether it's right or wrong, acceptable or unacceptable, graceful or disgraceful, it's to be expected.
As a person who doesn't go an interfere in despotic regimes (and I think I speak for the majority of people in the UK here) I'd much rather the foreign office was spending time on more mundane things than an idiot with a deathwish.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:21, Reply)
So you are then. You terrible, terrible person.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:49,
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Are you saying that British people
have the right to travel the world poking their noses unasked into other peoples business with an inalienable right to do so?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:54, Reply)
Are you saying that British people
Should turn a blind eye to brutal torturous regimes that oppress human rights? Maybe you are saying that teaching is bad? You might be saying its open season on anyone working abroad...buyer beware hey.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 15:11,
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I'm saying it's fucking Iran.
We haven't been repeatedly told how the Iranian government are evil fuckers who don't share our values for no reason. It's precisely because of this sort of shit.
It isn't open season on anyone working abroad. But it IS open season on anyone at any time in specific totalitarian countries, especially people working with others deemed to be terrorists by those countries. Iran is one of them.
Thinking that the foreign office is a safety net to protect you from dissident acts within such a country is utterly ludicrous.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 19:34, Reply)
If he is, then he's fucking RIGHT. Not our problem. Britain isn't the World's fucking police force, and every single fucking time we've acted like we were it's been cunts like you have been the loudest fucking protestors against it.
'Torturous regimes that oppress human rights'? We've fucking funded and trained enough of them. 'Teaching is bad'? Well we helped set up the 'schools' that taught and trained the Mujahadeen because those poor oppressed Afghans had been invaded by the big bad Soviets. Look how fucking well that turned out for everyone. And frankly, yeah, if you go to any foreign country that doesn't subscribe to 'Western democracy' with the intent of subverting their government or not following their fuckwitted heathen laws then it pretty much IS Caveat Emptor. Smuggling drugs in a country where that gets you the death penalty? You fucking deserve to be beheaded. Taking your family sailing around the Somali coast? Sorry, too bad that those pirates are using you all as fuckpuppets and then food, but you WERE warned.
Fuck you and the bleeding heart you rode in on you fucking hippy scum.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 8 Nov 2017, 5:08,
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It is a shame I have to explain this...I don't think eVil thinks these things. There is a habit here of taking a comment made "She was a British citizen teaching students staying in the UK" (for example) then turning this into "ah you think X, Y or Z then don't you? You cunt!" People think it clever but it is just straw manning someones argument...and usually results in tedious TLDR dribble like your reply...which seems to be equating types like Osama Bin Laden with a woman teaching journalism.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 8:14,
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Did Bin Laden start out as a deranged religious-nutterist intent on destroying civilisation?
No, no he did not. When he left his comfortable life to go and become a religious nutterist he was hailed as a hero for standing up to Soviet oppressors. Thatcher even invited one of his henchmen to speak at a Tory party conference. Several Western democracies helped Bin Laden become what he eventually went on to be. We funded him. Reagan armed him. The SAS helped train him, the CIA set up the 'madrasses' in Pakistan where he and like-minded nutters could go and learn about how evil democracy is and how to destroy it, all paid for by taxpayers in Western democracies.
And what she's teaching doesn't count as journalism in the theocracy of Iran. There it counts as sedition. Which she should have known, and undoubtedly did know, before she went there.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:54,
Reply)
well, sure, its not your problem
and I guess that's close enough for you.
also, saying fuck a lot doesn't help your argument, it just makes you sound unhinged.
(, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 8:15, Reply)
Tell you what, you keep on wringing you hands and wetting your bed.
I'll keep on not giving a fuck about some crybaby libtard subversive.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 8 Nov 2017, 13:56,
Reply)
Can I leave you to be the mobs target for a while?
Got some chores to do.
Ta.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:01,
Reply)
Wipe your knob on the curtains mate.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:19,
Reply)
Fair enough, they're your curtains ...
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:22,
Reply)
No problem mate,
I relish any opportunity to go toe to toe with a overwhelming plethora of ill-thinking dickheads!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 14:23, Reply)
Easily pleased, eh?
Your insults are extremely lacklustre. Do you ever even bother with actually thinking of something sharp, or do you just giggle to yourself with the assumption that your opponent must look objectively stupid just because you think so?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 19:08, Reply)
Direct from your wank bank I guess?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 19:31,
Reply)
I'm with cerebus, evilandy, and with the other defenders of everything a conservative might say or do
It's about time we had a Foreign Secretary that wasn't beholden to the PC Brigade or any notions whatsoever of diplomacy. Blurting out statements unprompted that undermine the defence of a British National close to release but serve no other purpose is why he's fantastically suited to the role.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:12,
Reply)
I hate political posts here
They have a place somewhere, but just look at these wanky replies. Fuck sake post some cunts calling over instead or summin.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 7:00,
Reply)
What he said...I feel pity for those looking to brighten their day with a clip of a cat sneezing...
I get dragged in because a post calling Boris an incompetent C*** really shouldn't get questioned here. Maybe a politics tick box for posts and a profile setting to not see it.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 8:23,
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See that's the thing, I refuse to blindly go along with the mob and not question something.
Not going to rehash the whole thing but it's not as cut and dry as has been reported. A slight change in the context on what was a dry meeting with a simple statement of fact. Note also that not one of the politicians questioning him had an issue with it at the time.
When it's reported however the words "whilst in Iran" are added which completely changes the story, puts her at risk and a despicable regime gets something to use.
In the face of all this I refuse to go along with the "Lol boris gaffe whatacunt" group mindset.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 8:55,
Reply)
So you're blindly going along with the default retarded right wing views? What a rebel.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 10:00,
Reply)
I asked Rob if we could have a section for the political stuff for exactly this reason.
Rob said no, can't remember what his reasoning was.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 8:43,
Reply)
but there is no other place on the internet where people argue about these things
where am I supposed to go?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 10:34,
Reply)
What a cunt
I bet I'm not the only one thinking about Kenny Everett right now.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:41, Reply)
I think you are
Stop it now, you dirty fucker
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:08,
Reply)
In the mood for chips? Feel a song coming on? Then this IS for you!
NSFW
Future No1 surely.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:37, Reply)
I thought this shit would be right up B3ta's street, but nooooo, we'd rather talk about politics and wankers.
(, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 9:33, Reply)
There there
have a pity click
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 12:07,
Reply)
Some lovely stuff there
The architecture must have been awe-inspiring at the time. I wonder if this is what the Donald is referring to when he says "Make America great again". I usually think of the 50s as the golden age of the USA but things looked pretty upbeat in the 30s as well.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 7:46,
Reply)
almost certainly not what he's referring to as the modern movement was a reaction against all the gaudy guff he seems to value
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:01, Reply)
The stuffed moose in the Canadian pavilion was prophetic.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 7:51,
Reply)
The National - I'll Still Destroy You
Featuring a pole-dancing Captain Haddock, for all your stripping sailor needs.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:25,
Reply)
Dear God that's horrific.
Do you know if they survived?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:35,
Reply)
Pffft
Ironically, that is the same sound that it made
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:46,
Reply)
Boosters failed on takeoff.
Fitting music, I wept when I first heard this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hpJ6anurfuw
Now they inflict it on a cat
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kind5OWiKNg
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Nov 2017, 23:37,
Reply)
God
If I ever have a kid, I'm going to make him learn an instrument they won't allow in orchestras, like an accordian or a mouth harp.
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 8 Nov 2017, 8:27,
Reply)
A city where nobody leaves stuff on the ground for you to fall over, or walks straight into you because they're glued to their phone
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:10,
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Bloke at 1:00 looks pretty glued to his phone.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:17,
Reply)
I immediately and thoroughly hated that prick in the orange bobble hat
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:14,
Reply)
Here's another walk through Tokyo.
Better soundtrack, and a better standard of behaviour.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:32,
Reply)
Then there's this walk...to a pub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuJZ4CmhjAo
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:57,
Reply)
And Derren Brown's walk
which he then walks us through by showing it backwards
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 23:06,
Reply)
Harvey Weinstein effigy burned for bonfire night in Kent
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 19:02,
Reply)
Bit obvious
The Openreach Van however is inspired.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 19:54,
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Not being able to stream pornhub stimulates creativity.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 19:59,
Reply)
I don't know
I've had to deal with Openreach and I'd quite happily set their vans on fire as a result.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:08,
Reply)
Ironically I can have all the grumble I want out of virgin.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:28,
Reply)
An Openreach engineer sold us our house
Lying fucking bastard. And he wired up phone sockets in every room. Except the bathroom.
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 23:08,
Reply)
I once dealt with openreach.
Came to our business after the dp was damaged. After months of surveys a team of 2 came out and said they'd put a new line outside but we'd have to dig a hole 3 foot deep. Through concrete. So once they revisited they said they couldn't do it then because the hole wasn't deep enough. So we had to dig it again and wait. Second time hole was deep enough so they fitted whatever they needed to and buggered off sharpish. After we noticed they'd gone (didn't tell us) tested the line to find out wasn't working. Another call and another week wait for another survey to find out that although they'd fitted the cabling they'd forgot to put the dp back in the building and wire it up. I still had the original engineers number and rang him to let him know what a great job he'd done only to be told it wasn't his job to fit a dp or run any wires. Took another few weeks to get a another engineer to finally fix the problem. The business was running without internet access for 4 months. It was a fucking nightmare.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 7:02,
Reply)
Can be messy when DP goes wrong...
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 8:40,
Reply)
Indeed.
I'm gonna assume that it was Divvy & Benny working you over, yeah?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:55,
Reply)
I don't believe IEE Wiring Regulations allow phone sockets in bathrooms.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:58, Reply)
I wouldn't have thought that would have stopped him, tbh MC
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 20:30,
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If I decided to move to a little island in the middle of the north sea,
would I also be allowed to tell BT that they're cunts for not spending millions of pounds of their money to offer me a high end service for less than £100 per month? At what point does choosing to live in an inaccessible location becomes one's own responsibility? I bet if Tesco decided to provide them with a convenience they'd go mental at the audacity.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:16, Reply)
You might have a point
However I live in Zone 1, half a mile from the largest internet exchange in Europe, and I can only get 4Mbit DSL because Openreach won't install fibre in my area either.
So in conclusion, fuck them.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:26,
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Well, you could always install your own fibre.
Anyway, when it comes to broadband, as far as I'm concerned, all of you (yes you, there, on the internet) are cunts. And here's why:
When BT Openworld (as it was called at the time) originally rolled out this shit, at a whopping 512kbps, almost none of you fuckers had even heard about it, yet I was on the early adopters waiting list from over a year beforehand so I got that shit the first week it was available in my area. And I had ZERO FUCKING CONTENTION for about a year. Ever since then, all you bandwagoners have jumped aboard resulting in my service getting slower and slower, partially due to contention, but also due to all the websites becoming more bandwidth hungry to cater to the stinking masses with broadband.
So fuck ALL of you, and get back to dial up where you belong.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:32, Reply)
Pop a topical Jew on the fire with the usual Catholic hate figure
The baying mob will love it
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 21:18, Reply)
Certainly Corbyn and his fanboys love a bit of Jew hatred.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:18,
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What like Jesus?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:13,
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Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons PEWPEWPEWPEW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kybyy1EkoOE
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 19:10,
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Sharks with frikken' lazers?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:13,
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Ed Sheeran's let himself go
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:52,
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