Gomerpedia: a woefully inaccurate medical encyclopedia for the modern medical professional
"Please grab your books, dump them in the trash, apply ample amounts of lighter fluid, and set on fire. Gomerpedia defines medical terms. Maybe not well, but we'll define them."
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:26,
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Wonderful
Pathetic Nervous System
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:34,
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"Headache is a pain anywhere in the head"
Well, can't fault the accuracy
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:44,
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Makes me want to go play Theme Hospital again
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:44,
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A little known (outside of Japan) Martial Art. ((Maybe NSFW) Certainly not to be practiced at work)).
NSFW
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go to wikipedia and search for silent duck (also NSFW)
seems a similar type of discipline
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:00,
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Will Smith admitted to being a practitioner of this on the Graham Norton Show earlier this year.
I'm sure that won't come back to haunt him.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:10,
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Parse error
Unmatched parentheses on line 1.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:14,
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Japan, the "bit rapey" country.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:44,
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Probably developed to blind Shirimes:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirime
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:38,
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Naruto's pretty popular outside Japan, you know...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:42,
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So's bukkake but i'll give that a miss too.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:47,
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Could we have a Terrible (Films) Tuesday? I give you Best Friend From Heaven
No apologies to Feckler, the lovely B3tan who brought it to my attention over on that Twatter.
Cheers, yeah?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:14,
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I see your Kris Krisstofferson movie
and raiser you one more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAdwoZ41_-s
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Really?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:35,
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This film looks amazing. It's like someone brought all the best elements of the Lassie Come Home, Ghost and My Best Friend's Wedding.
Nothing can ever be worse than Shallow Hal. Worst film ever. It is one poor joke stretched over two hours.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:02,
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Shallow HAL
In which a super-intelligent computer ribs Dave Bowman about his personal grooming routine for three and a half hours.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:00,
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Requiem for a dream
A truly awful experience
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:30,
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It helps if you merge it with Labyrinth.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:16,
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Just be great full that they never made"touched by an Angle" into a film
I had the dreadful experience of watching part of one episode at my mother in laws house. I really wanted to end my life after just a couple of minutes and by 10 mins my eyeballs had turned inside out and my brain had prolapsed out my nose and ears.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:18,
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Similarly all the people who never knew Robin Williams suffered from Depression
Had clearly never seen even two minutes of any film he ever made, ever.
The only thing that stopped me topping myself after What Dreams May Come was the film's own message that the afterlife might be real but is probably just a really shit introverted nightmare.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:23,
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I'm just going to leave this here...
Gary Oldman, Peter Dinklage, Kate Beckinsale, Matthew McConaughey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM
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Lady Magdalene's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u45Do5gEL2Q
This is the whole movie btw, plus for some reason there is a 10 minute informercial at the beginning for brain pills which is straight up Tim and Eric.
The film is made by some libertarian dude who hates the IRS and terrorists and loves freedom and hookers. It has Uhura from Star Trek in it. It's brain-meltingly good-bad.
This is the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qexz2O0tfrE
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Gosford Park
-Dryest film ever.
Son of the Mask
The Rollerblade Seven
Too tired to think of any more.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:43,
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Kitty Cat Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-fUlOLkbvQ
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:38,
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MPs vote to remove Animal Sentience from the EU withdrawal bill
Apparently we've been wrong all these years and animals can't feel pain.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 7:46,
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that seems a really odd thing to do
how does it benefit the UK?
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 8:51,
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MOAR HUNTING OF THE RED DEVILS
HUZZAH!!1
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:05,
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I’m sorry,
But even the Germans have lost interest in bombing Liverpool.
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The way it benefits the UK
is that it will allow some people currently restrained from being cunts to be more of a cunt.
Businesses can ignore more workers rights
Racists can be more openly hostile to foreigners
Animal torturers can hurt more animals
Polluters can pollute more
And so on. As far as I can see there are not any actual benefits unless you are some form of cunt. The economy will be worse, opportunity will be worse, rights will be reduced, prices will be higher, the government looks to be tightening the grip on the public.
A good deal for cunts, shit for everyone else.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:10,
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Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:25,
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I get banned from places if I do that
You could always explain why I am wrong and all the wonders that brexit will bring for the ordinary person who is not a cunt.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:42,
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Brexit is fucking stupid
I was merely trying to be funny*
*is not funny
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:52,
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Damn straight, I'm totally cross
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:36,
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Transporting more livestock in worse conditions to maximizer profits?
Make the UK a hub for animal testing?
Repeal the hunt bans?
Loads of ways to exploit the suffering of animals once the pesky EU are out of the picture
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:44,
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ah ok, yeah that makes sense
fucking depressing times
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:46,
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I stocked up on bendy bananas before we joined the EU so I'm alright jack
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Pretty odd seeing as the same government is mandating CCTV in all slaughterhouses to stop animal cruelty.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:13,
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That's mostly for the benefit of the anti halal brigade
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:51,
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I only shop in the pagan meat section where the sheep have died on honorable death on the field of combat.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:55,
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Or those good christian sheep bludgeoned with crucifi
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:29,
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They should sell the CCTV of that rights to TV
EDIt: iOS 11 autocorrect is more inaccurate than iOS10.
PLus thart habit of changing sentence order AFTER I press enter is rapidly losing its charm.
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like this chap
www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/watch-beloved-pet-nibbles-viking-765002
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There must be more to this story.
If Ms Pickerill is correct in her assertion that Nibbles is feasting in Valhalla, he must have died in glorious combat.
I would like to know who Nibbles was fighting at his time of death. Otherwise this is just making a mockery of the whole system.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:10,
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it's probably some highly esoteric form of neo-vikingism they're practising
It is Glastonbury after all
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It's an affront to continuity vikingism!
That hamster should be spinning on its wheel in Hel.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:40,
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Glastonbury?
Then it will be some middle class white people who claim to be reincarnations of their favourite mythical character in order to wander around in a dress, when they are not being an accountant, waving some burning sage in your face and acting towards the sky the way a three year old does toward their dad.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:22,
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Nibbles was engaged in a heroic fight
with arthritis and diabetes.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:12,
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I'm not sure that's a ballad worthy death.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:03,
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Well that'll be me then.
Anti Kosher slaughtering too.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:56,
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No more circumcised sausages!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:12,
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It's also odd that this is making the news now rather than a week ago when it happened.
Especially when last night m.ps voted overwhelmingly to appose an amendment saying we would stay inside the customs union which I would think is bigger news.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:51,
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the fuck-ups are coming so thick and fast now it's difficult to scoff at them all in real time
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You're calling a democratic vote in parliament by representatives of the populous a fuck up?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:59,
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Are you suggesting that being elected bestows infallibility?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:02,
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in his head he's managed to conflate patriotism and bovine acquiescence
So any criticism of a decision is by extension an attack on the UK
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I'm saying that democratic votes by elected representatives is the fairest option.
Don't like how your representative votes? Get rid of them.
Although some would prefer a system of benevolent dictatorship.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:20,
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Only fairest in the current system, like having the nicest torturer
A system of proportional representation would be much fairer, especially if the law was changed to make your MP actually represent the public's views in parliament instead of just having to go to parliament with literally no further obligation.
Our local MP told us that she took an oath to represent us in parliament, literally she just has to be the person who represents us, she does not have to listen to our views or promote them in parliament in any way at all.
So the vote of our `representatives` in parliament has literally no connection to the concept of having our views as the public represented.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:18,
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Yes. They are fucking incompetent authoritarian assholes. You seem to confuse democracy with omniscience
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:08,
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All of them?
You have to wonder why they chose that career then. Certainly better paid professions to go into.
So what would you replace the system of parliamentary democracy with?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:22,
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I'd replace it with me.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:26,
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I've got no problem with the system in principle:
a) MPs are hugely underpaid. How do you attract anyone that is competent at anything for that salary (£75k)?
b) The party system forces people to toe the party line (unsurprisingly) so in order to be in power, you have to sacrifice a significant part of your identity to a machine that doesn't have the populations best interests at heart. The people who end up in significant positions in either Lab/Con are the best at fitting in with the party interests of the day
c) A huge number of the UK population are religious idiots when it comes to politics - Quite simply it doesn't matter the policies, the personalities or competence of "your" parties candidate, you'll vote for them to stop "the other one" getting in and you end up with unaccountably shite people in place that can't do their job
d) A good number of politicians have never had a "real" job, so literally can't relate to anything they are supposed to be making valid judgement calls on.
e) There's a significant number that don't go into politics to make things better, they go into it to get power, plain and simple.
Both main parties are populated with self-serving, delusional fucks and I don't see any incentive for the parties to change that in the short-term. So we're going to continue to lurch between crises and recessions for the forseeable future.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:36,
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I'd really like to see a party that only selected candidates that are state school educated, send their kids to state schools and have no private medical insurance.
MPs should be customers of the services they are custodians of.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:39,
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So those people that go to public school shouldn't have representation? What if they get in with a government assisted grant because they perform well at entrance exams? Wouldn't it be better to address the education system that means public schools continue to thrive, rather than introducing electoral segregation?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:47,
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Nah, fuck em.
Public school chinless wonders are already over represented in anywhere of merit.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:56,
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Proportional representation
so they should be about 0.1% of the members, being about 6 of them instead of 400 like it is now...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:24,
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6.5% Actually....18% if you count over 16's
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:34,
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There seems to be a myth that public schools aren't absolutely bloody everywhere, when they are, due to the shite state of well, the state.
Its also worth noting that 20 serving MPs are from Eton, not from public schools in general. What percentage of the population went to fucking Eton? You want to point at over-representation look there first.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:40,
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State schools would improve pretty damn quick if MPs had to send their kids to them.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:01,
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That's naive, the state run Grammar schools would simply improve further. Little Tarquin isn't going to be going to an inner city comprehensive.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:40,
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Which would be terrible for kids that have talent but can't get a grammar school place because it's filled with wealthy parents sprogs
Well in favour of grammars so long is it's combined with free extra tuition to those kids that show talent so they can be taken out of the playground meat grinder.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:51,
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Only if Tarquin passes the entrance exam.
The thick rich kids will be snookered.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:59,
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They'll just have to become US president or Foreign Secretary like other thick rich kids.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:20,
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They should just accept the fact that
there aren't enough good teachers or clever children to go round.
So rather than every state school being terrible, and the few potential geniuses we have languishing somewhere that doesn't challenge them, we make more grammar schools.
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We could pay teachers the same as doctors or lawyers and make teaching something other than a altruistic vocation?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:22,
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How little do you think teachers get paid compared to doctors?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:41,
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The current average starting salary for a teacher is just over £19,000, after 10 years service, this reaches approximately £29,000. That's frankly disgusting. A top of their profession a Head Teacher can earn just over £100k ...and then they are stuck, there is no progression possible past that... except perhaps university chancellors, who are never actually teachers.
Starting salary for a junior doctor is £23,000 rising to £30,000 in four years. However the average salary for GPs is between 60,000 and 100,000 depending on location with specialists running to millions and millions.
Given the entry level for a fucking web designer out of uni is £23,000, why would anyone opt for the shit-show that is teaching? the crappy hours, the institutionalized staff and worst of all the kids. Ugh.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:00,
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It's beyond me.
Teachers, nurses, policemen... all are getting priced out of home ownership in many areas when they face long hours of shite. Seems completely out of kilter with the jobs they do and their responsibilities.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:10,
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They do not generate money directly
Unfortunately that is generally how the worth of the individual to the capitalist system is judged
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:27,
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Could always do something about the rapid rise in house prices.
Hell I bought my house 6 years ago and it's gone up in value by 71% for doing fuck all. And that's in Bedfordsire.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:28,
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Oh absolutely, there is a cost of living crisis fo shizzle in the country.
Seems so odd that growing up in the 80's that families could afford a 3 bed semi in a leafy suburb on one person's wages plus one holiday a year without working themselves to death.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:36,
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There's probably lots of factors but one of them is people starting seeing property as an investment.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:45,
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I ask because I was mildly surprised having looked it up.
Where are you getting your numbers for teacher pay from?
NASUWT Teachers pay scale (Not including London)
Yes you can earn more if you become a Specialist or G.P.
Consultants do very well and a G.P gets around the same as a head teacher.
www.healthcareers.nhs.uk/explore-roles/doctors/pay-doctors
Also Doctors have to make life and death decisions under great stress.
Teachers have to stop little Jimmy from eating glue and make sure he knows his times table up to 10 x 10.
Now if you were to say Nurses pay then I would agree totally with you.
That needs to increased.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:26,
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I think you may be confusing a nursery school assistant with a teacher...or education has changed from my day.
Primary school is a slightly different kettle of fish, but I'm looking at the secondary school/college figures ..They are from 2014 though, so if they've gone up a bit since then, super!
However would I rather make a life and death call on someone than teach a room of 35+ uninterested borderline feral inner city teenagers who don't want to be there?? I know which would be way way more stressful for me. At least when you're at school you can get away with punching another student for being a dick, teachers are impossible saints.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:33,
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On the face of it seems pointless to have apposed it no idea why they would.
Looks like it was split on party lines so very close and would have gotten through if a few more labour m.ps turned up.
www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2017-11-15&number=40
Just had a quick google at the Animal Welfare Act 2006 and seems to cover a lot of things just not that animals have emotions or feel pain. The emotions thing I expect would depend on how developed the animal is but pain seems to be pretty universal.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 8:57,
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appose
verb
place (something) side by side with or close to something else.
oppose
verb
disagree with and attempt to prevent, especially by argument.
I was being a bit of a dick tbh.
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Some hot-headed ducks are going to to put those MPs in the microwave until their bill withers.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 8:59,
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It's a pattern of behaviour. See also the proposed scrapping of the human rights act.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:09,
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It's a massively bullshit headline from the Independent though.
They haven't declared 'that animals cannot feel pain or emotions' will be written into the Brexit bill, just that the opposite won't be written in.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:29,
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this is getting somewhat mis-understood
That animals can experience the sensation of pain is without question. What is not clear is whether that pain is perceived as a cognitive emotional experience. It is likely that higher orders (cats dogs monkeys etc) do indeed have pain cognition but it is hard to prove (though the studies are there). Still not a great day for animal welfare regardless of the politics
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It's hard to prove conclusively..but it's fucking easy to observe.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:56,
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Oh? What so special about it?
Piercings? Tattoos? Kegel exercices during the deed?
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lasted 1:54
then my agreement with you was so instense i shat myself
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:06,
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My god man
Stop saying 'aaaand uhhhhh' at the start of every fucking sentence.
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not judging the guy. I'd just like to ask you
if you've ever talked into camera, because it's not so straight forward.
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naah
I'm just looking for ways to hate the guy out of hand because of his self assured manner and his sexy story about expensive cars.
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let me help
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-BGNjI2Rg&list=PLCiXi0Azd3pnRkPWSdnJ8GOhPG1Q9FR18
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:27,
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Slav sink music
It's what the kids are into these days.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:47,
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We should record this for the internet,
You rip off all your clothes, and I'll get a camera.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:31,
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Haha. It's some kind of sink serenade,
with disturbing nipples.
Or maybe it's a plumbing exorcism?
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:50,
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can someone explain why japanese game show 'slippery stairs' hasn't made its way to our part of the world yet
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:07,
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It was on our screens quite recently
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:17,
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I cannot
this should be an Olympic sport
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:27,
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Dragons' Den originally had slippery stairs until H&S made them use a lift.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:29,
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It's the ankle pulling that gets me. How frustrating that must be.
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Well, it may not have made it to our TVs
But it made it here yesterday
www.b3ta.com/links/Climbing_ice_steps_contest
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:05,
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No it doesn't, playing Japanese TV game shows doesn't make your eyes narrow. According to HRH Prince Phillip's they are born like that
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:47,
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Ohleerey?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Nov 2017, 23:16,
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LACI.....
Oh fuck it. I can't be bothered
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 8:43,
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And trust me, you don't want the clown overstaying his welcome at a children's party. ;)
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Jimmy Page - Full Address and Q&A at The Oxford Union
Looks a bit like an old lady and rambles on a bit, but it's Pagey so we can forgive that
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Are you relieved to have got away with all your noncing and are you still in touch with Lori Maddox?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:25,
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Air - La Femme d'Argent
IMO Moon Safari is one of the best electronica albums of all time and it's nearly 20 years old.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:31,
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It's not a patch on Maximum Rave
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMkvaVhEusE&list=PLC88716C7DF2FC5E7
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:48,
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If it's rave you're wanting then may I suggest this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY87o9IZXWg
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:04,
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I thought we agreed never to agree in public?
Now call me a cunt and we may just get out of this with our reputations intact.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:02,
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There’s good songs on there
But I don’t think I could sit through the entire album without falling asleep.
Give me Fuck Buttons’ Tarot Sport any day.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:57,
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I'm getting into Lofi down-tempo recently so my stamina for not falling asleep is pretty good.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:06,
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Their idea was to make psychedelic, loungecore for Sunday mornings after clubing
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:10,
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Well, quite.
Awful music for awful people.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:01,
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used to love that album
they were pioneers of that sound. im sorry to say i cant listen to it any more. i just cant be arsed! not sure why - something to do with nostalgia i guess. sad face.
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:10,
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Listened to this just last week
youtu.be/sncydiULUJY
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:45,
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:17,
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Fuck me, those are some brakes!
Should've just run the daft wee twat over though. Who the fuck runs out onto the road from behind a fucking bus? Thick cunt.
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Ace brakes. Ace driving too. That is one LUCKY kid!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:00,
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Kids
who do not know any better and are not likely to survive long enough to learn.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 17:37,
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I hope that kid's parents can afjord some new undercrackers.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:39,
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Evan Dando - $1000 Wedding (GP Cover)
Great song, great singer.
B3ta rocks. Well done teh b3ta. And teh Rob. And you talented cunts.
Found the B3ta Book of Sick Jokes last week. That has aged as well as I have.
I miss drugs, caffeine, alcohol and sugar.
/meh
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The Lurker Plenty One, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:58,
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Happy waxcocks day!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:31,
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And lo there was a great burning and all were mightily amazed and in awe
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:33,
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Happy candlemass.
Oh and if you miss those things, start doing them again. Everything's fine in moderation.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:42,
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Shitting fire sticks!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 14:48,
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FUCK! FUCK! WHICH COLOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS IT?
MAGENTA, YEAH?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:17,
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Happy chips, dips, chains and whips, and lots of melted wax on the nipples, day
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 20:23,
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Enjoy the heat, Lurker
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:07,
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Thank you 2017
Murderous cunt finally conked out at 83.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:01,
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Not so much 'murderous cunt'
as 'thoroughly damaged individual'.
I'm not trying to be a Manson apologist, but there were/are far worse people than him in the world. I really can't fathom why there was so much particular hatred for this one particular mentalist. I suppose his name just became synonymous with evil and depravity for some reason or another.
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It just might have something to do with having a swastika tattood on his forehead.
I agree that there were and are worse people around, but that doesn't make him him any less of a murderous cunt.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:17,
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Neither did Hitler or Tony Blair.
Anyway, yes he actually did.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:33,
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Shorty Shea for a start.
Manson claimed he himself murdered 30 people, though nobody believes him.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:53,
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Do you have to have actually murdered in order to get the adjective murderous?
Or can you just be a bit murderish?
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ah the old 'I never knifed them I just sent someone round with a knife' defence
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Give it a rest, it's not Trident.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:35,
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In a very real sense, he was a victim of society. He deserves a posthumous pardon.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:18,
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I believe there was a degree of his actions being used as a means to demonise all counter-culture / hippy type views.
Also, mmmbop was terrible,
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:58,
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That track was by Alan Hansen, you muppet.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 17:12,
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The Beatles have a lot to answer for.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:51,
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One less cunt that would've voted Brexit.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:34,
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Paging Dick Cheney... What's keeping you.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:27,
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The Snowman - Walken in the air, GC from someone here (NSFW...probably)
Any excuse but it is almost Christmas. As soon as Aled Jones got on the news this week it reminded me of this classic.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:41,
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SkyCock?
*Squeaky voice* Oh, the humanity!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:28,
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Terrible sub-editing there
“Front nose”? Really?
Also, it self-deflated after breaking free from its mooring mast.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:42,
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The Books - "Take Time"
A bit Lemon Jelly like, which is nice.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:07,
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'Big-game trophy decision will be announced next week but
will be very hard pressed to change my mind that this horror show in any way helps conservation of Elephants or any other animal'
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:07,
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Of course it doesn't help.
It's fucking ridiculous to assume that we have a responsibility to control the population of these animals. They've been around for far longer than we have and were doing just dandy before we turned up.
Population control only becomes a necessity when there's a human angle involved. We control them to make out situation more comfortable, not theirs.
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This debate isn't about population control. Culling is a diffrent controversy.
I just wonder what he has been watching to change his mind.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:29,
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It amounts to the same thing though.
Culling is a result of human interference. If we could just find a way to fuck off and leave these animals alone then there would be no 'need' for it.
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Trophy hunting supporters wouldn't claim it's an effective way to manage populations
as the number of animals hunted is small. They argue that without it, in certain areas of Africa where tourism can't be developed, there would be no other financial incentive locally to conserve wildlife.
Of course, wildlife is affected by humans everywhere. Wildlife is now largely confined in parks in Africa. Some of these parks are becoming glorified zoos.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:19,
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Indeed, make sure animals are free to eat and fuck and they'll sort it out.
Except pandas, there's no helping those fuckers.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:31,
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Best thing people could do is to stop calling it "hunting". It's either conservation by locals, or responsible hunters with knowledge and respect for their local environment and the food they're hunting. Everything else is just a bullshit sport/hobby/entertainment for bored people with more money than imagination. Going halfway around the world for a canned hunt of a decrepit Lion is just fucked.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:51,
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Good idea, maybe if they renamed it 'shitcuntwankering' it would put people off.
maybe yours will catch on
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:24,
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I hope they decide soon. My elephant tusk bike holder is going to look so cool
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:54,
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Strong and stable etc. *sniggers*
If only someone would invent a word about taking pleasure in another person's misfortune.
***WARNING POLITICS THREAD MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF EU***
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:34,
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I knew you loved Maggie really.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:05,
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Why are you bringing gender into this?
I mean it's refreshingly different from you trying to use the race card but it's a bit confusing why you would.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:11,
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Don't sure what you mean.
I'm enjoying the possible downfall of the de facto ruler of Europe.
You appear to be more concerned about what she has between her legs.
Odd.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:29,
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If Merkel identifies as a woman then we should respect that.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:55,
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Respect the hun?
Is that what made our country great?
*stands for national anthem, salutes, lowers trousers to half mast*
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 14:25,
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Quick of to the showers with her
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 20:28,
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Boris Johnson is not a woman (I hope)
and I hate the cunt just as much as May, Gove, or any other soulless, hate mongering, austerity promoting, anti-EU fuckwit.
So no, it is not because she is a woman. It is because she is a useless tory sack of shit.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:41,
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*checks link*
*shrugs shoulders*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:56,
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You're going to feel jolly silly when you click the link and find out it isn't about May or tories.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 13:14,
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Sometimes
Other times I am different wind instruments.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:55,
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Is the word for taking pleasure in another's misfortune, in English
being a "cunt"?
All politics aside, haven't clicked the link as I can't face politics before my first poop of the day. Learnt from experience there.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:01,
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I thought the German election was supposed to give fresh momentum to the break-shit negotiations?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:30,
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Yes. In much the same way May got a bolstered mandate from our elections.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 14:09,
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