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This is a link post Indie Game Review: Forgotten Hill Memento: Playground I made this!
Well now the skittish lot have finished, I'll post myself swearing over a game for those stuck with WiFi.

This week it's a sort of point and click thing doubling as an audio test for my equipment.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Friday
Next week you should find a political indie game. Imagine the shit storm in the comments.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:14, Reply)
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Good one DB
Your audio situation also sounds much better sir.
 (Sherbs, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^It is almost like you are in the room
I hit the curtains just in case.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Be afraid...
...be very afraid. I might be in your kitchen cupboard. Touching everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:53, Reply)
This is a link post The BBC mayhem alarm on my phone just pinged
Somethings happened at Oxford Circus tube.

Not quite sure what a " customer incident" is supposed to be.

Fastest i've seen people move on oxford street...
twitter.com/DarrenOatway/status/934106785706921984
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck sake
hope it's just a noxious guff
*crosses fingers*
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's going to really harm the sales.
#blackfridaysmatter
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a lot of gags I could make
but I'm going to keep my powder dry - see how this pans out

hope it's not coordinated with this: www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-42110223

Edit: phew looks like a false alarm
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Noxious guff on the London Underground!?
It's unheard of!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Well thankfully there's WiFi on the Jubilee line
Otherwise I'd be very bored by now.

Edit: "Police say they have not located "any trace" of any suspects, evidence of shots fired or causalities". Skittish bunch aren't we?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Move along, nothing to see.
Skittish indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile in Paris:


www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42117644
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Books are just full of lies.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Cocknose Titlip

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post These kinds of events normally indicate
a nearby Ocean's Fourteen.

Take shelter.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 21:09, Reply)
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Londoners always pat themselves on the back for keeping calm and carrying on when the reality is that they fucking cheese it at raised voices on a tube platform.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Nov 2017, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the disappointing thing about this for me
Oxford Circus is naturally going to have a higher proportion of people from out of town going through it, but I don't think that's the whole story. We reacted to the 2005 bombings in that way, but somewhere along the way since then we seem to have lost composure.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, was a very odd reaction to what appears to have been a minor barney on the platform.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post Interested in how airports got their 3-letter code names?
Well, I am. If your local airport isn't on here with a little bit of 3-letter-code trivia then it's probably cos it's a load of rubbish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Controversial. You know nothing of my local airport sir.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post or your local dogging hotspots

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Their about page is entertaining.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post Roy Chuuby Brown: The Second Coming NSFW
(out in time for Christmas!)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Still awful
Still people pay to watch that shit
 (I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed at all his jokes
when I was 12.
 (K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post One for Dinny! NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:35, Reply)
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It's sweet the way you can't stop thinking about me.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 16:18, Reply)
This is a link post Did you know you can shoot arrows around corners?
A little over dramatic and a bit trick-shot but interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post love that guy. Him and the german slingshot bloke with the funny/menacing laugh should do a few videos together

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, how on earth did get convince people to stand in the way?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post wasteyouth
bit mixed message that
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Chuckled at that!
Disposable, recyclable or simply toxic?
 (Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 1:03 idk?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you know you can shoot arrows around corners?
No? Well we're not going to tell you how it works or show you how to do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post you'd only try it in the park
with hilarious results.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 19:41, Reply)
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Someone is going to try that at home.
 (Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:29, Reply)
This is a link post Fancy cracking one out? More cryptic filth for you... I made this!

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▕▊▕▊▕▊▕▊▕ 🅲🆁🆄🅳🅴
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▕▕▊▕▊▕▊▕▊ #8: LEAVES
▕▊▕▊▕▊▕▊▕ A BAD TASTE


Still peddling my profane puzzles. As ever, there will be an appropriate prize for the first correct solution drawn. Closing date 10 December. (And there's still a day left to enter #7 - draw on Sunday morning). Congratulations to winner of #6, wheresthefish.

Link above fetches JPG. For PUZ file you need this one:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=17ytMi5-dm-31DnprSRZ2A0w2RQ_hlwwh

PM me if you need my email to enter. You can also DM answers to @crudecryptics if you do Twitter.

Enjoy!
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post can you do a non cryptic one for thickos like me plz?

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:58, Reply)
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Soz - I only do cryptics. You'll just have to bone up. :) This isn't a bad primer: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/may/03/how-to-solve-cryptic-crossword

I'll do a Crude Cryptics sweary xword primer when I get a chance. Some common conventions are emerging, e.g. 'fucking'/'fucked up' as an anagram indicator, 'hole' for letter O, etc.. :)
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:30, Reply)
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haha cheers i'll give that a go!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Vagina (4)
Doesn't have quite the same ring to it, does it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ring"
Pfft!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:55, Reply)
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1) Buy Tim Moorey's book: www.amazon.co.uk/Times-How-Crack-Cryptic-Crosswords/dp/0007546521

2) Buy The Times and do the Quick Cryptic

3) You'll be able to do that pretty well after about 5-6 weeks; then have a crack at the main puzzle. Mondays are generally (but not always) easier.

Plus, once you've finished, you're left with what remains a (mostly) decent newspaper.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks mr mann!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the prize is a bar of soap to wash your mouth out, dirty birdy.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Like f*** was it.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 23d and 25d are wonderful clues by the way.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:09, Reply)
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Ta. Don't tell me you've finished already? If so, I might have to make 'em harder... :)
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell no
Only got three so far. Still got two left on the previous one also.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got 6 so far, but I'm not sure why one of them is right.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 16:14, Reply)
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Which one?
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It was 3 but I'm happy it is right now.
I've only got 3 left to work out... 15, 17 & 28.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 0:58, Reply)
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Another solver took me to task on 28a...not strictly Ximenean, but I maintain that given you can be pretty sure if you've got 23d right, the controversial cryptic indication for the last letter of 28a is fair. ;-)
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like the (very few) clues I've got
Are you publishing solutions?

Also, I'd say this is easily better than Anus's puzzles in Viz.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 21:57, Reply)
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I've not stuck 'em up anywhere, but happy to email detailed solutions on request to any of the past puzzles.
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 20 across is a belter.
you bastard.
 (m.auron, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 12:41, Reply)
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Thanks...yeah, I was quite pleased with that one. :)
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:03, Reply)
This is a link post We were so close to having The Sun sponsored prison ships
Ken Clarke chats about political ties with the Murdoch empire
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I now know somebody is a FT subscriber!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not and I didn't get a paywall notification
ah, now I do, maybe you get one free look
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems like
you can view it once if you go via Google News, then it gets locked down.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post FT Paywall :(
I worked with Ken Clarke a bit back in the 90s building the British American Tobacco and Tory Party websites, I have lots of time for him. He'd be a heck of a lot better as party leader than any of the shower of shite that's currently hanging around stinking up the cabinet.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, Ken Clarke is every pinko's "one Tory it's OK to like".
Because he's a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post With his role at B.A.T and defence of them in parliament he's got blood on his hands.
Baffles me why some seem to like him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:54, Reply)
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No-one has to smoke. It's a 100% personal choice. Just like drinking etc. If you can't handle that then 1) you're a massive pussy 2) You've got personal control issues
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it's free will, those addicted to a harmful product are just pussies.
Cept your firms target fucking children because they have to get them started young.

At the time you were working for them BAT was caught actively giving out "samples" of cigs to kids at African youth events.

But if you don't give a fuck about the African kids have some UK figures.
www.cancerresearchuk.org/health-professional/cancer-statistics/risk/childhood-smoking
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone that blames addiction for their own behaviour is a pussy, yes.
You always have a choice. Sure handing out fags to kids is stupid behaviour, which is why they've rightly stopped. That having been said, I remember getting people to buy me booze and fags when I was 13 because kids will be kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Moron thinks addiction has no impact on behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:03, Reply)
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You have to submit to addiction. After that, you've made your choice.

Using the concept of "addiction" to justify anyone's actions is bullshit though.

If you like a bit of the smack (or whatever the fave of the kids is these days) and you go mug someone to get the cash for that? That's you making the direct moral choice that your enjoyment is more important than someone else.

Addiction has become a catchall excuse for any bad behviour when it's up to everyone to be personally responsible.

Is Harvey Weinstein a poor misunderstood sex addict, or a rapist sex pest who's trying to excuse his morally repugnant behaviour?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell me, if a child gets addicted to smack who's fault is it?
Is it the child or the scumbag that targeted them and got them hooked?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:33, Reply)
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Opiate abuse is a socio-economic issue. Look at the reasons for people abusing not the people doing it. There's a reason that opiate abuse is pretty much constrained to one class in the UK and that's nothing to do with people pushing or otherwise, its because of a lack of education, lack of social mobility and lack of opportunity (all of which you Brexitwunts have made worse). The dealer in nearly all cases was a user first.

Comparing Opiate abuse to having a ciggie isn't quite as stupid as cerebus' false equivalence, but it's getting there.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What a lot of bollocks you spout.
Smack is the cat's pyjamas and is no respecter of class or socio-economic status.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:02, Reply)
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The relationship between deprivation and drug abuse has been proven time and time again, call bollocks all you want.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post And the fact that there are lots of drug addicts who don't suffer from adverse socioeconomic circumstances is also well documented you stupid boring cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you two really arguing the difference between
statistics (Div) and the fact that statistics are irrelevant to the individual (Pruf)?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The main thrust of my argument is:
Dinny is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ladies and gentlemen of the jury
I say that there is a cunt in this room. And I shall not shirk my duty to blind justice to name that man.
Mr Prufock - Do you see the cunt in this court room?
And are you sure - beyond a reasonable doubt - that is to say what the man on the Clapham omnibus would understand -that he is *the* cunt?
Then please point him out to the jury, and describe to these good ladies and gentlemen *why* he is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post suspect it's because he's the only one left who was around before Keith Joseph fucked everything up

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You helped Ken promote B.A.T? Fucking hell.
I can honestly say I couldn't live with myself if I had done that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:52, Reply)
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Aaaw you poor sensitive snowflake. I've also worked for Imperial Tobacco and a number of oil companies if that helps?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you were crap at your job promoting the sale of fags people have died or will die because of your actions.
That I couldn't do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:58, Reply)
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You voted for Brexit. That's already harming public funding and therefore the NHS. People will die because of your actions. That you have done. You seem 100% fine with that.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell you what, when the results of brexit cause 6 million deaths a year you can lecture me.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:16, Reply)
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Aaaw, did you find it difficult to quit? Poor you.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post If you carry on like this
I might start liking you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it was, took me 3 times to do so after starting at 14.
Took a friend of mine to get smoking related cancer and nearly dying for her to stop.

You're a cunt for promoting the things and if you truly believe they are no longer targeting the young then you are a thick cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Spare me the pathetic sanctimony of the ex-smoker
When you were 14 did you think that ciggies were good for you? As usual YOU did something stupid and you're looking for someone else to blame.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You think 14 year olds that get addicted to a substance you promoted have only themselves to blame?
How about 13 or 12 year olds?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:49, Reply)
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Yep. if you do something stupid at any age, it's your fault. All ex-smokers are the same "wah wah wah bad evil tobacco giants made me do it"
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post So a 12 year old is a pussy for getting addicted?
Despite cig companies spending billions targeting the youth?
A child is supposed to be savvy enough to fight against all that?

Don't know how much of today's discussion is just you trying to be edgy but wow, you are truly a low human being.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:11, Reply)
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12 year olds know the difference between right and wrong and they've been told all their lives that smoking is bad. If you don't know that by 12 then you're a fucking moron.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Child gets talked into being fucked despite being told all they're life to beware of strangers etc.
Are they a) a victim of rape or b) "a fucking moron"?

Feel free not to answer, just curious to see how low you can go.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:27, Reply)
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You think child rape is the same as smoking a ciggie!? You are fucking mental... and like all evangelist ex-smokers you can't accept that smoking was your choice.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You're the cunt saying children are smart enough to make life choices despite "age of consent" being there because they're not...
AOC used to be 16 when I was a kid. Funny that drinking was 18 but smoking 16 for some reason. Why was that? You might know being pally mates with Ken.

Know what that means to have those 2 years difference?
It means you've got kids in schools that have legally bought fags and handing them out to younger kids for their lunch money. It meant that since I was 13/14 I could pass for 16 and buy cigs.

Took untill 10 years ago for it to be made 18 despite the lobbying of the cunts you've worked for.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:41, Reply)
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Oooh weren't you one of the cool kids with your smoking at school? Still it's definitely someone else fault. You knew it was wrong and you did it anyway.

You absolute wuss.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you two just get a fucking room please?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post wait a minute, I'm still setting up the cctv for pay per view

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:42, Reply)
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He'd only want out after 5 minutes, complaining that it was better living in his soho doorway back in the 70s, with a three day week, smog, no funny foreign food like "fruit" and blue passports.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree that sleeping rough in 70's soho would be better than being in a confined space with you for 6 minutes.
How many fags did you flog to 3rd world kiddies today btw?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:19, Reply)
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You're pretty obsessed by ciggies aren't you? I thought you'd given up?

What other things can't you cope with like a responsible adult and claim are other peoples fault?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Immigrants

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post seems an awful lot
What would the death toll have to get to before you started feeling you'd made a mistake? 6 million is a holocaust, presumably the doubts would start creeping in a bit earlier than that?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:40, Reply)
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They probably think the Holocaust was fake news.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh look it's the...


And now a word from our sponsors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:21, Reply)
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Dude, you can't even handle a ciggie without going mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What is everyone's problem with dead humans that they didn't know?
I smoke. It'll most likely kill me sooner than I'd have died without. I fail to see why anyone else should care about this. I certainly don't
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on
However some ex-smokers believe they have the evangelistic right to tell everyone else what to do, because quitting was difficult for them so they become preachy little bitches.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not telling people to stop.
I'm calling you out as an absolute cunt for promoting the industry in the first place. Also you shown today some really fucking dubious ideas about age of consent.

Anyway, i'm done here. Can't show you up for being more of cunt then you already have.

Hope karma doesn't bite you in the ass!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You are such a mental
You're the one who brought up kid sex and the age of consent - Are you obsessed by that too?

I've said nothing about that except to point out you're fucking bonkers if you think that coercing a child into sex is the same as having a cigarette.

Also I don't smoke, it's a filthy stinky expensive habit with no real pluses - But it's up to people to choose what their indulgences are, not you.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong, as always.
I haven't had a fag since the beginning of September. Smoking is THE FUCKING BEST. All the the benefits of not smoking are nothing compared to the joy of smoking. Fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh Prufrock = Cerebus. Got it. Why do you need two accounts to do the work of one fuckwit?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Reminds me of when I had a job helping Idi Amin crush kids skulls.

Happy days lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post what's the betting she takes over at News Corp when the old man dies
Can see her out-manoeuvring the idiot sons at the last minute.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a buzzfeed version here..
Here
 (I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I must say I feel a bit left out of this discussion,
but I have no point to make at all, so I'll just briefly mention my irrelevance and then move on.

I'd like to have a pop at benni over the weekend, though, if anything else political pops up.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Feel free but he's not as fresh as he used to be.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm sure there'll be another one along within 5 minutes
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post The Poop In My Pants
Two in a row, fuck it it's Friday and boards slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post last season was a bit meh

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Jumped the shark a little but still liked it.
Suspect season 4 will be more classic. Will see in a few years when it finally comes out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Season 4
Those are two very loaded words for Dan Harman. Usually things really fuck up for him around season 4. Check the timeline of `community` for more details.

He has talked about being worried. I would hope the worry will lead him to pull the stops out for season 4.

What it will probably mean in reality is we have to wait an extra year for no increase in quality.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't get their business model with the long wait

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they’re conscious of this and hit the reset button.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Still worth watching, but it came and went and I was sure the whole time,we are only few episodes in, it just needs to gain momentum...

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post There were supposed to be 4 more episodes aparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post #thatfeel

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:44, Reply)
This is a link post The Independent clarifies the whole animal sentience thing
I wonder if the people that signed petitions for this eu law to become uk law thought about how little it protects animals?

It allows bull fighting and force feeding of geese for foie gras for example.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good. I like Foie Gras. Fuck geese, they're loud and annoying.

'Zac Goldsmith said that the discussion of the vote was “weird and dishonest”' - He'd fucking know he's an expert in "weird and dishonest"

Another MP called the reporting fake news and said: "This government, and in fact all governments, are deeply committed to continuing to protect animals as sentient beings. That law is already written into our own law.” (That much isn’t true: there’s no mention of sentience in existing UK law.)

So basically you've got two tories lying directly to our faces again and we don't actually have a better version of the act anywhere in sight? But yeah, fuck you Europe!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post So you support a cruel practice because geese are "loud and annoying" but get worked up about this act not becoming law?
I can only assume that you care more about the eu as an institution than what they actually do.

I look forward to the debate when some eu workers rights legislation is debated and changed slightly when it becomes uk law. No doubt you will be decrying any change to eu workers rights despite showing quite thatcherite views in the past.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
when did I get worked up about this? I said (and I quote from the original thread) "It's a pattern of behaviour. See also the proposed scrapping of the human rights act." Would you like a link, as you're clearly a bit too thick to remember things:
For Cerebus, becuase he's a moron

I don't really give a shit about animals, except that I want them to taste nice and that generally involves not battery farming or torturing them...except for geese, I'm really 100% fine with french people torturing them.

You do know that Thatcher was hugely pro-europe right? As in she was a competent politician with half a brain that could see being a leading star of the worlds greatest free market, might just be a plus for the financial future of the country? Unlike you, you dumb yokel.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you're clearly not worked up at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
See, geese are assholes.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus!
does that thing have teeth on it's tongue?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
yep, saw it on QI so it must be true
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
They are even pointed backwards like sharks teeth


 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I had no idea
geese contained Lovecraftian horrors in their beaks.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Half agreeing with Dinivan
Strange days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this animal rights angle has got some traction
We've seen how 52% people are so thick and racist they'd happily bin their own rights and living standards in exchange for a bendy banana, where do you go from there?

The little fluffy lambs, perfect
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Still doesn't answer why the MPs voted against it
and when they will actually put animal sentience in to any of the animal welfare bills that Theresa May and Michael Gove assure us are adequate enough
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Phew, as long as May and Gove are on it, we'll all be just peachy.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I could read Hansard and find out why each m.p voted the way they did but seeing as it was split done party lines I would guess "politics"
Hansard link

The tories didn't want to bring over what they saw as bad legislation and the opposition wanted to defeat the tories.

As for when Gove couldn't answer that on the Today program this morning but I would guess it will to avoid another embarrassing situation like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t bother. It’s depressing reading.
Votes are basically along party lines with the odd rebel.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon my vacuum cleaner is probably more intelligent than most animals now. Fuck em, we only need them for their meat.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Why hasn't the eu banned these cruel prisoners of sentient dustmites?
[edit]
Also that photo is fucking awful.
Hose clearly not connected to the pole and the handle would never rest at 45 degrees like that.

Fake news!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post My dog's clever enough to tell me he doesn't want to eat cows, even though they are not quite as clever
So I buy him this

 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
This vegetarian/vegan recipe is completely free from meat and meat by-products which can eliminate some skin and fur complaints, stomach and intestinal problems and hyperactivity which could be caused by the consumption of meat.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post When we go for walks in the countryside he chases cabbages instead of rabbits, whoosa good boy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post So if you offered him a bit of steak full of lovely marbling he's refuse it?
Fairy nuff, if you're giving him what he wants.

I've got cats and that's not an option.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He's clever enough to recognise that his animalistic cravings are at odds with an ethical viewpoint, and that the suffering of fellow beasts is too high a price to pay

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I am beginning to wonder
if you may be attributing a little too much intelligence to your dog.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It has however published a rather splendid critique of Jean-Paul Sartre's La transcendance de l'égo.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it contain wheat?
Dogs can't digest wheat, so they just shit it out in huge dollops. I feed my dog on a lamb/rice food and only have to pick up a few Maltezers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Interestingly, dogs have more copies of the gene for amylase compared to wolves:
www.sciencemag.org/news/2013/01/diet-shaped-dog-domestication
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yarrah is fucking rank. Our dogs hate the stuff and it looks like snot.
It's a little harder to get hold of, but Benevo Duo is a far nicer looking/smelling product.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post vegetarian cat food is animal cruelty

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a lion chasing a gazelle once.
When it caught up with it it offered it a potato.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
arf
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:38, Reply)
This is a link post Georgi

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Georgi
en-gb.facebook.com/RIPGiorgiTevzadze/
Also, doesn't YouTube have any policies for videos glamourising this kind of thing? I don't mind so much when the inevitable outcome is included.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "though he wasn't driving then !!111one"

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Wankers.
Empty road in the mountains, OK.
City center in traffic, Idiots.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
German cars - Tick. Driven by utter twats - Tick.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post combo!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post Relativity sets limits on what Yooomans cab do...
Brilliant short taken from Carl Sagan's Cosmos.

Edit: I fucked up and posted the wrong clip. It's still fucking amazeballs though!
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What was the link you meant to post?

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Relatively speaking.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:21, Reply)
This is a link post Cannon Fodder (Sensible Software). Music video.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post They were asked to mime being shot
and they mimed being slow-fucked to death
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post John Hare
Still performs this live.
 (Tuftedshag, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *jaw-drops*

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a different time back then.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Nov 2017, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This
Is still a fucking tune.

youtu.be/55cbGTlgHqI
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck yes!
so much great music came out on that machine
 (Melatonin, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Jools died?
Reload!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 2:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Jools & Jops
4* generals or go home
 (Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck yeah
me and my bro rocked out to this when we were 10 or so playing on amiga.

thanks for the blast in teh past
 (ynotchat, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 3:01, Reply)
This is a link post For those of you who like the sound of leather on willow hopgood, here's a boozy anecdote from Dean Jones that starts around 2min
listened to it while there was a rain delay in the opening days play, about the '89 ashes tour of England. not a bad yarn
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post somebody find that fake theresa may 'dean jones talking shit agian' tweet
cause I can't.
Typical aussie cricket anecdote- just like their country big, wide and empty
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
pbs.twimg.com/media/DPRiGPPX0AEFpR4.jpg:large
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, that takes me back. I used to like it when I lived there when some Poms would get eventually get brave enough to make some anti-Australian comments
Like your little sister punching you on the leg.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 3:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, strewth
Aussies will always win at being cunts.

Is that what you mean?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 5:35, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, that's about the level. it's kind of charming in its own way

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Memories
Knew a girl called Willow once.... ;-)

(Soz Rachel!!)
 (I_love_rachelswipe, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:04, Reply)
This is a link post Zhiyun gimbal camera mounts
Essentially a handheld Steadicam, but the smartphone version comes in at about 100 quid - pretty impressive stuff and the results look well worth the price if you're serious about making videos.
I've not seen this guy's videos before - the concrete Bluetooth speaker looks awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're serious about making videos you wouldn't be using a smartphone

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what they used to say back in
2017
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 23 Nov 2017, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 5:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Chicken head camera stabilizers solved the problem ten years ago
and are used extensively by most vloggers - at least the ones serious about making videos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 5:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEGZ7hGaMNI
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
You can also get a duck whose quacking cancels out the chicken clucking noise on the video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:16, Reply)
This is a link post 100% genuine honest I bought it review

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "173 people found this helpful"
Really???
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ^that

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Geezer nicks technolgy item
Takes photo, aligns with Amazon review of previous owner.

I think. Maybe not.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post BIg shelter.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno
You get some crusty old surfers...
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 1:20, Reply)
This is a link post Celebrating Hull and Dundee night
Have it, philistines
I should delete this. I thought cooksferry was in Hull.
In fairness, there's a mower in the backdrop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Still can't get him
Every now and again the torrent of praise builds up to a certain point and I break and try him again and find him dull and overrated again. Tweetch his zone I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:12, Reply)
This is a link post We're gonna go build our own European Capital of Culture, with blackjack and hookers.
In fact forget the European Capital of Culture!

Not my thing but bit shitty to lead them on for a year and a half.
Timing smells like a negotiation tactic.

There would have been a lot of people that have invested time in this.

Also the smug levels in Liverpool must be at an all time high given they were the last one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Who the fuck cares about that accolade anyway?
Meaningless shite. Dundee was in the running for fuck's sake...
It's got all meaning of an 'I did my best' medal at a school sports day for mongoloids.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post of each other we must be kind while there is still time
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48423/the-mower-56d229a740294
And btw Dundee is no Cumbernauld.
The windsurfing might be shite but I love the place. Went to a club there in the 80s called the barracuda (afair) where they had a shark in a big tank. Sure enough, some punter got lobbed in. Happened most Fridays I understand.
Also footie club nicknamed the arabs because the pitch was once so fucked up it was more sand the grass. #football-lols.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Twats like Dinny care a great deal about this kind of crap.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that sort of comment really necessary?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post what, obnxiously bringing into a discussion some third party the poster happens to disagree with?
to set them up as a straw man? Hoping to draw them into a flame war?
I thought you'd been here longer than me.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off, cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post well argued
interesting view point.expressed with finesse.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when it was all kittens around here.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it all went downhill when they started getting shitty about theme days.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I think if you want 'shitty' as a theme day
you'll find /talk is more receptive.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "they"?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah "Them"

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, but a ah dinny.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post but walt
disnae.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Glasgae.
Glasgae S'miles better.
Naw geis al yer spondies'r'ahlputhafuhkinmalkieonyer, yer wee marillion.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Nov 2017, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post They can still compete for UK City of Culture.
After all, if Hull can do it any fucking shit hole place is in with a chance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post see above
Anywhere Larkin chose to live is cultured.
IN fact...
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Pop Larkin?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post fruity Phil Larkin
as we called him after we learned our english teacher had gone to see a film with him at Edinburgh's 'Classic' cinema - associated with naughty movies.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post the general idea of city of culture is to direct funding for arts at shitholes
it's why London, Paris etc are never in the running
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have thought on that basis London and Paris were over qualified.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post London's a shithole

(spunkyD, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, lived there for over 20 years.
Great for a short time if you've got cash to burn and no kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work
I couldn't make it past two years!
 (spunkyD, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What if you've got kids to burn and no cash?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You need Norwich

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post To the wickermobile!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Had to spend a few years in that there Norwich.
Fucking grim.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post you made me spill my drink

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed, but a shithole with tons of money and as a result: culture

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
True but it's about 90% better than anywhere else in the UK
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like they get a million or so in funding from the eu.
After spending millions to get there...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s almost as though it was designed as a meaningless accolade to encourage public spending in depressed areas.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, but it makes a fuck of a difference
Glasgow seriously got it's act together and started loving itself again.
It helped that 92 was the start of the big upswing, but I genuinely thin it made a difference
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you!
Leeds gave you Jimmy Savile, Peter Sutcliffe, Chris Moyles, The Pigeon Detetectives and Super Gonorrhoea.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post "Super Gonorrhoea"
speak for yourself
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems strange to have continued with the bid once article 50 was triggered.
Being disqualified from the competition would surely have been a bigger risk than losing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all bollocks and I couldn't give a toss.
Well, I couldn't if it weren't for the fact the Australia seems to be allowed in the Eurovision Song Contest and that's just fine somehow
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's not like it's in the competition title or any....ah. Oh

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Strange how people forget that Israel's also not in Europe.
(one might argue that Russia/Iceland/Turkey aren't entirely European either).

And anyway, it's only because the EBU (a collective of TV stations) is based in Europe, but has worldwide membership.

Fun fact: most of (ex-French) North Africa are automatically allowed to enter the contest too.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post in case anyone scrolls back this far...
ECoC is open to: EU, EFTA and EEA members. Also countries applying for EU membership.

It became clear in the last few weeks that the UK still plans to leave the EU and not join EFTA/EEA. And anyway, if the UK did try to start joining EFTA/EEA today, it'd take over 5 years to become a member anyway.

The cities were stupid enough to spend hundreds of grand on something that they're ineligible for. If they'd already started the bidding process and not quite the moment that Art50 was enacted, then that's entirely their own stupid fault.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post my brian has melted

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I love it.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there...

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I programmed one of those on a ZX Spectrum when I was about 12...
Except mine rotated about the orthogonal real axis at the same time.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post did you ever get the zx back?
because I momentarily saw one on the M6 near Stoke On Trent in one of the 1986s.
I don't have a copy of Mathematica otherwise I'd give you some vectors in Hilbert space.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilbert: Transform!
And Roll Out!
/Robots-in-Disguise
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll process that when my mate Shannon has finished drinking my beer
and I've more band-width to handle that signal
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You’re just not thinking fourth dimensionally.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Since a rotation always takes place in a 2-dimensional plane,
With a four-dimensional object you can apply two rotations at the same time and they're completely independent of each other. The maths is actually easier.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to take your word for it.
But why? Can't a vector be a rotation in space - of what ever dimension you decide? something something matrices something vector something -- Mum! - what's a tensor transform?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly soothing to watch.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a regular customer with Southern Rail, I take it?
Edit - actual subject line on an email just received from Southern Rail:
' start the festivities early - go by train!'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "take your presents with you in case we REALLY fuck up"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post But mainly take strong belgian lager
the official drink of rail misery
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Show your working.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post What? And loose his ESA and housing benefits?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 23:30, Reply)

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