1988 super intense energy showdown
aw fuck its a GC from 2013. Oh well good for a laugh anyway
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aw fuck its a GC from 2013. Oh well good for a laugh anyway
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Nope, there were clearly no gay guys in the USA in the '80s...
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Oh dear
Congratulations making it that far, you must have been raw
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 3:53, Share, Reply)
Congratulations making it that far, you must have been raw
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 3:53, Share, Reply)
That is fantastic
A party of epileptics given too much caffeine and sugar.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:45, Share, Reply)
A party of epileptics given too much caffeine and sugar.
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But what does he look like now?
has kept slim trim and healthy, or is he skinny gaunt and wracked with th bad aids? Or maybe he is into leatherman stag with his big bush moustache that he needs to use grecian2000 on?
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:47, Share, Reply)
has kept slim trim and healthy, or is he skinny gaunt and wracked with th bad aids? Or maybe he is into leatherman stag with his big bush moustache that he needs to use grecian2000 on?
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<----------------oooooOOOOOOOOOO Y E S OOOOOOOOOooooooo-------------->
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Christ - can you imagine the stench in that studio
under all those hot lights? - I bet they were pucking in the audience after about 15 minutes
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:36, Share, Reply)
under all those hot lights? - I bet they were pucking in the audience after about 15 minutes
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Lance Armstrong’s Livestrong says the sponsors drink is good.
www.livestrong.com/article/309079-the-pros-cons-of-crystal-light-drink/
Probably a nudge nudge wink wink meaning it’s pure EPO mixed with amphetamines.
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www.livestrong.com/article/309079-the-pros-cons-of-crystal-light-drink/
Probably a nudge nudge wink wink meaning it’s pure EPO mixed with amphetamines.
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www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/the-goonies-director-reveals-the-truth-behind-the-truffle-shuffle-10488093.html
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Racist fat shaming...just what we have come to expect from the DailyFail. Disgusting, would not watch again C ---
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:39, Share, Reply)
Little known factoid
Micheal J Fox once tried this and to help counter act the shakes
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:55, Share, Reply)
Micheal J Fox once tried this and to help counter act the shakes
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Lehs Chreesmess (ih Yaveyu Mi Harn)
The real terribleness starts at 8:30, but basically any point in the video is torture enough.
(bonus mega glass cock: the original Ken Lee)
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The real terribleness starts at 8:30, but basically any point in the video is torture enough.
(bonus mega glass cock: the original Ken Lee)
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that is some seriously fucked up bullshit
quite good though!
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quite good though!
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Christine Keeler
Skatelites. Played at her funeral. Well they would, wouldn't they?
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Skatelites. Played at her funeral. Well they would, wouldn't they?
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Mimi Choi - jaw-dropping makeup artistry
Talented and unique design work
EDIT: Instagram link with more www.instagram.com/mimles/
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Talented and unique design work
EDIT: Instagram link with more www.instagram.com/mimles/
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amazing
I thought some of them were shopped until i looked closely. Mad skillz!
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I thought some of them were shopped until i looked closely. Mad skillz!
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4 things about a tape measure you might not know.
Mildly interesting
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Mildly interesting
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That was very informative. Weird seeing an American measure that completely ignores the existence of the metric system.
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My tape measure doesn't have the scribing tool.
I feel like I've been robbed.
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I feel like I've been robbed.
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Mine has no scribing tool or base measurement
I'm surprised I can measure anything with this sham of a debacle
( , Sun 17 Dec 2017, 11:33, Share, Reply)
I'm surprised I can measure anything with this sham of a debacle
( , Sun 17 Dec 2017, 11:33, Share, Reply)
Isn't a sham of a debacle something quite competent?
*does confused double negative face*
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I just use my dick to measure everything. makes it more of a challenge when its cold though
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I only found out recently that Chinese inches are bigger than UK inches
In fact, Inches are different all round the world
( , Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:33, Share, Reply)
In fact, Inches are different all round the world
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So which has the shortest inch?
Only I think I've found a way to gain a bit of length.
Asking for a friend.
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Only I think I've found a way to gain a bit of length.
Asking for a friend.
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Centimetres
They are colloquially known as "penis inches".
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They are colloquially known as "penis inches".
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That must depress them even more when they're measuring their dicks
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This is just bullshit for hipsters with too much money.
The Plumbus 8 only came out last year FFS, and it's already way over spec for any floops we're likely to see for the next decade, yet people will be spending a fortune on this overpriced shit, just to be seen with it. Also, removing the grodus is as stupid as Apple getting rid of the headphone jack. Good luck smilding after you lose your floob, Plumbus sheep losers.
( , Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:38, Share, Reply)
The Plumbus 8 only came out last year FFS, and it's already way over spec for any floops we're likely to see for the next decade, yet people will be spending a fortune on this overpriced shit, just to be seen with it. Also, removing the grodus is as stupid as Apple getting rid of the headphone jack. Good luck smilding after you lose your floob, Plumbus sheep losers.
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I'll be amazed if this isn't GC
But here's a choir singing Christmas Carols. Whilst eating chillis.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:27, Share, Reply)
But here's a choir singing Christmas Carols. Whilst eating chillis.
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Probably not the first time they've had something unwanted shoved into their mouths in church
Completely unnecessary, and utterly ridiculous.
Brilliant! :o)
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Completely unnecessary, and utterly ridiculous.
Brilliant! :o)
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You are a terrible person
But now i wish I'd used something like that for the title.
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But now i wish I'd used something like that for the title.
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Best defence agains rampaging Priests utting things in places they shouldnt
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12 lb 12 oz monster baby born in, clearly, a very classy area of Grimsby
The picture at the top is terrifying
"Give me my fucking milk, woman!"
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The picture at the top is terrifying
"Give me my fucking milk, woman!"
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A touch of gigantism perhaps?
That's quite a pronounced Andre the giant like brow.
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That's quite a pronounced Andre the giant like brow.
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And I wouldn't want to on the wrong side in the inevitable punch up in kebab queue
Want to eat a Gorgie biscut wi' that, ya cunt?
Aye ye fuckn' do.
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Want to eat a Gorgie biscut wi' that, ya cunt?
Aye ye fuckn' do.
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*checks for 666*
To be fair, it's probably just working out a difficult poo.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:00, Share, Reply)
To be fair, it's probably just working out a difficult poo.
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That would be some poo
It would probably bring him down to about 8lbs
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It would probably bring him down to about 8lbs
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It already needs to shave.
It looks like a combination of Walter Matthau and Don Rickles.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:07, Share, Reply)
It looks like a combination of Walter Matthau and Don Rickles.
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He has a future as a bouncer
Obvious soundtrack:
youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRg
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Obvious soundtrack:
youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRg
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Or this oldie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yXwu1O49Uk
Not tonight!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yXwu1O49Uk
Not tonight!
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Not necessarily.
I was a little over 12 pounds at birth. then I was a much bigger kid than everyone else. At around the age of 12 everyone started overtaking me. As an adult, I'm 5 foot seven.
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I was a little over 12 pounds at birth. then I was a much bigger kid than everyone else. At around the age of 12 everyone started overtaking me. As an adult, I'm 5 foot seven.
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Ha - he is nearly 3 years old...
He was over 2 foot tall as well.
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He was over 2 foot tall as well.
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hahah fuck sake
something...something...baton...royal albert hall...
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:34, Share, Reply)
something...something...baton...royal albert hall...
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Grimsby
The women look like truck drivers and the men like fat convicts.
Been there, it’s bleak.
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The women look like truck drivers and the men like fat convicts.
Been there, it’s bleak.
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I was obviously talking about the nice side of town.
The slums must be Victorian in their horror.
Edit: as a side story, I took the finest crew boat from Grimsby to my vessel in the Wash.
They gave me shit about handing my bags before putting safety shoes, gave a lecture about H&S with clear undertones that us forins have no idea.
It took about 1 hour to reach the anchorage, enough time for the two radars and all three GPSs to fail.
We were navigating by IPad, Phone and my Garmin bicycle GPS in the end.
Thanks fuck it was a clear day and calm seas.
God bless the UK and their outfuckingstanding H&S standards.
Edit edit: also drove from Middlesbrough to Grimsby.
The motorways were of large chipped pebbles, dangerous, full of holes and fucking tractors.
And you cheeky buggers complain about the roads in Belgium? Ha!
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The slums must be Victorian in their horror.
Edit: as a side story, I took the finest crew boat from Grimsby to my vessel in the Wash.
They gave me shit about handing my bags before putting safety shoes, gave a lecture about H&S with clear undertones that us forins have no idea.
It took about 1 hour to reach the anchorage, enough time for the two radars and all three GPSs to fail.
We were navigating by IPad, Phone and my Garmin bicycle GPS in the end.
Thanks fuck it was a clear day and calm seas.
God bless the UK and their outfuckingstanding H&S standards.
Edit edit: also drove from Middlesbrough to Grimsby.
The motorways were of large chipped pebbles, dangerous, full of holes and fucking tractors.
And you cheeky buggers complain about the roads in Belgium? Ha!
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It's taken me over three decades.....
....but I've just realised Skeletor's wearing a thong.
The eighties was a funny time.
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....but I've just realised Skeletor's wearing a thong.
The eighties was a funny time.
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And here's me thinking this cartoon couldn't get any camper.
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Posted this before
Lemon is hit and miss but I love this sketch:-
youtu.be/3_25V3vP15Y
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Lemon is hit and miss but I love this sketch:-
youtu.be/3_25V3vP15Y
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I knew him at Brunel, lovely guy but mad as a box of frogs..
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He dodged Hitlers bullet by a whisker!
Thank goodness - he was a brilliant person. (Heinz - not Hitler)
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Thank goodness - he was a brilliant person. (Heinz - not Hitler)
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He presented prizes at our school,
I'm sure 90% of his speech was recycled, but he did look into the history of the school, the founder etc and worked into the speech, so fair play to him for trying not to be boring. His medical discoveries / inventions may well be keeping me alive now.
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I'm sure 90% of his speech was recycled, but he did look into the history of the school, the founder etc and worked into the speech, so fair play to him for trying not to be boring. His medical discoveries / inventions may well be keeping me alive now.
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Hooded Tops with Special Powers
Animation by Davey Swatpaz
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Animation by Davey Swatpaz
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Chicory Tip "Cigarettes, Women & Wine"
Was enjoying a Ghostbox mix on my last day at work yesterday & this came on. It could be the biggest earworm I've ever heard. So I'm sharing.
Bonus lols can be obtained from their official site/.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 9:44, Share, Reply)
Was enjoying a Ghostbox mix on my last day at work yesterday & this came on. It could be the biggest earworm I've ever heard. So I'm sharing.
Bonus lols can be obtained from their official site/.
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Dunno why this popped up as a suggestion after that
https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKORcr1jhY
Is that the big guy from Darts on the right?
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https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKORcr1jhY
Is that the big guy from Darts on the right?
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:32, Share, Reply)
Facebook just admitted that Facebook is bad for your mental health.
Well, it's a start, I guess...
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:15, Share, Reply)
Well, it's a start, I guess...
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:15, Share, Reply)
Okay, perhaps they'd like to shut themselves down, save a few thousand lives
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It's a start, yes
In a year or two it's login page will be plastered with pictures of mental health sufferers; facebookers will be banished to the exteriors of all buildings. Hefty user taxes, smuggling; a non-interactive version except for a large thumb icon which can be clicked on multiple times to no effect. And former facebookers will say 'sometimes I really miss the blue colour'.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 3:52, Share, Reply)
In a year or two it's login page will be plastered with pictures of mental health sufferers; facebookers will be banished to the exteriors of all buildings. Hefty user taxes, smuggling; a non-interactive version except for a large thumb icon which can be clicked on multiple times to no effect. And former facebookers will say 'sometimes I really miss the blue colour'.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 3:52, Share, Reply)
Putting someone on a 30 day "mute" !?
im sure there was a black mirror episode about that
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:02, Share, Reply)
im sure there was a black mirror episode about that
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:02, Share, Reply)
Couple of links below had me thinking of 30 Seconds Over Tokyo by Pere Ubu
So here's Modern Dance instead.
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So here's Modern Dance instead.
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seems reasonable.
although this isn't
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSD_R5FkjVM
's' removed from link on instruction from Norland nanny Prufrock
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although this isn't
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSD_R5FkjVM
's' removed from link on instruction from Norland nanny Prufrock
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:23, Share, Reply)
There's never going to be a Pere Ubu easy listening album.
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fucking lightweight
For myself I listen to metal machine music as a palate cleanser
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMSbKU2oZM
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For myself I listen to metal machine music as a palate cleanser
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMSbKU2oZM
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 22:19, Share, Reply)
Meerkats being tortured by machines in hell.
More mellow blues distortion from the groundhogs
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fpDAYpG600A
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More mellow blues distortion from the groundhogs
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fpDAYpG600A
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I'd have to call that
'tasty'. Strike that - 'very fucking tasty'
I imagine some members had excellent white-fros, for some reason. I wish I had one. And whatever fuzzbox they're using to massively overdrive the shonky old amps they quite clearly nicked from the back of the Pink Fairies van: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYDTaAZAQns
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 17:17, Share, Reply)
'tasty'. Strike that - 'very fucking tasty'
I imagine some members had excellent white-fros, for some reason. I wish I had one. And whatever fuzzbox they're using to massively overdrive the shonky old amps they quite clearly nicked from the back of the Pink Fairies van: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYDTaAZAQns
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 17:17, Share, Reply)
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