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1988 super intense energy showdown
aw fuck its a GC from 2013. Oh well good for a laugh anyway
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 23:35,
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Nope, there were clearly no gay guys in the USA in the '80s...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 23:50,
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not even at 1:28
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 0:37,
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You obviously didn't make it as far as 4:40...
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 1:51,
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Oh dear
Congratulations making it that far, you must have been raw
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 3:53,
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That is fantastic
A party of epileptics given too much caffeine and sugar.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:45,
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one of my favourite gif sources right there

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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:17,
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YES!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:30,
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But what does he look like now?
has kept slim trim and healthy, or is he skinny gaunt and wracked with th bad aids? Or maybe he is into leatherman stag with his big bush moustache that he needs to use grecian2000 on?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:47,
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It did cross my mind what they might all look like now
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:05,
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Insert avereage American here
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:19,
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Is there enough space
To do that?
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LP, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:21,
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<----------------oooooOOOOOOOOOO Y E S OOOOOOOOOooooooo-------------->
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 23:30,
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the cocaine was better back then
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:51,
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6:21 The lean forward laugh to get on camera.
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loci, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:33,
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Christ - can you imagine the stench in that studio
under all those hot lights? - I bet they were pucking in the audience after about 15 minutes
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:36,
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Hot lights hot tights
Gusset smelling heaven.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:45,
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Lance Armstrong’s Livestrong says the sponsors drink is good.
www.livestrong.com/article/309079-the-pros-cons-of-crystal-light-drink/
Probably a nudge nudge wink wink meaning it’s pure EPO mixed with amphetamines.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:55,
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Do the truffle shuffle
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:30,
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*howling laughter*
*howling laughter*
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:35,
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Mail
Video
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:38,
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They like their cake
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 23:14,
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By the pallet.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:12,
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Racist fat shaming...just what we have come to expect from the DailyFail. Disgusting, would not watch again C ---
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:39,
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That looks like fun.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:53,
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that is actually fascinating
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:26,
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Little known factoid
Micheal J Fox once tried this and to help counter act the shakes
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:55,
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Lehs Chreesmess (ih Yaveyu Mi Harn)
The real terribleness starts at 8:30, but basically any point in the video is torture enough.
(bonus mega glass cock: the original Ken Lee)
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:36,
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that is some seriously fucked up bullshit
quite good though!
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:47,
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Christine Keeler
Skatelites. Played at her funeral. Well they would, wouldn't they?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:46,
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Psssstttt...
That was Mandy Rice-Davies
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:25,
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pffft
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:22,
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I'll Keeler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=91-WLGjv7dU
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 4:11,
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Mimi Choi - jaw-dropping makeup artistry
Talented and unique design work
EDIT: Instagram link with more www.instagram.com/mimles/

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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:08,
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She's
a witch
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FridgeBadger, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:11,
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amazing
I thought some of them were shopped until i looked closely. Mad skillz!
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:30,
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Naice
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:41,
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I'm quite peckish,
so I would gladly consume her face.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 11:05,
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Ilook forward to seeing her version of a kebab
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:34,
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No make up needed
Just a massive fanny
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 17:43,
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Now in Aroma-Vision
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:47,
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Second-hand false teeth
Limerick, Ireland
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 9:53,
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Sure an all he's a gas man.
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Varmint, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:58,
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4 things about a tape measure you might not know.
Mildly interesting
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 9:34,
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That was very informative. Weird seeing an American measure that completely ignores the existence of the metric system.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 9:46,
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Fake units, sad!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:12,
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Funits
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:31,
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two ronnies at their best
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:56,
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My tape measure doesn't have the scribing tool.
I feel like I've been robbed.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:15,
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*pities*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:29,
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Mine has no scribing tool or base measurement
I'm surprised I can measure anything with this sham of a debacle
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 11:33,
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Isn't a sham of a debacle something quite competent?
*does confused double negative face*
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 15:36,
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You're not not wrong
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 23:11,
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I just use my dick to measure everything. makes it more of a challenge when its cold though
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 11:52,
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Is the end serrated?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:47,
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Has it got a slot to accommodate the head of a nail?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:56,
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But what if u don't want to measure in millimetres?
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:25,
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Does it reel back in at the touch of a button.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:37,
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<>20mm
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Cock, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:38,
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She's got waaaaay too much time on her hands.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:36,
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I only found out recently that Chinese inches are bigger than UK inches
In fact, Inches are different all round the world
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:33,
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So which has the shortest inch?
Only I think I've found a way to gain a bit of length.
Asking for a friend.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:55,
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Centimetres
They are colloquially known as "penis inches".
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Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Mon 18 Dec 2017, 11:10,
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That must depress them even more when they're measuring their dicks
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MagicMoose, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:20,
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Cun
No, really, that's what they are called. Cun.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:23,
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Next week,
finding your own arse with both hands.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:19,
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Liking the 'Hitch hikers guide' feel.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 0:35,
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'Hitch hikers guide'
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Cock, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 1:34,
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Is it a hoopy frood?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:33,
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This is just bullshit for hipsters with too much money.
The Plumbus 8 only came out last year FFS, and it's already way over spec for any floops we're likely to see for the next decade, yet people will be spending a fortune on this overpriced shit, just to be seen with it. Also, removing the grodus is as stupid as Apple getting rid of the headphone jack. Good luck smilding after you lose your floob, Plumbus sheep losers.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:38,
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I'll be amazed if this isn't GC
But here's a choir singing Christmas Carols. Whilst eating chillis.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:27,
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suffer the children
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macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Dec 2017, 21:08,
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the little
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 21:22,
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Jesus wankers
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 21:27,
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HARSH
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:23,
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Caps lock wanker
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:30,
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^^^upset^^^
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:37,
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I missed my candle day :'(
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:50,
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Oh dear
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:57,
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smaller!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 0:09,
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Cannot edit title.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 0:19,
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Probably not the first time they've had something unwanted shoved into their mouths in church
Completely unnecessary, and utterly ridiculous.
Brilliant! :o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:21,
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You are a terrible person
But now i wish I'd used something like that for the title.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:44,
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Best defence agains rampaging Priests utting things in places they shouldnt
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:24,
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He has a beard like a muppet
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MagicMoose, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:11,
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12 lb 12 oz monster baby born in, clearly, a very classy area of Grimsby
The picture at the top is terrifying
"Give me my fucking milk, woman!"
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:32,
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A touch of gigantism perhaps?
That's quite a pronounced Andre the giant like brow.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:52,
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Gestational diabetes I'd say.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:47,
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Milk?
8 Pints of bitter more like! Then a greasy kebab
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:31,
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And I wouldn't want to on the wrong side in the inevitable punch up in kebab queue
Want to eat a Gorgie biscut wi' that, ya cunt?
Aye ye fuckn' do.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:45,
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*checks for 666*
To be fair, it's probably just working out a difficult poo.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:00,
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That would be some poo
It would probably bring him down to about 8lbs
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:16,
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It already needs to shave.
It looks like a combination of Walter Matthau and Don Rickles.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:07,
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He has a future as a bouncer
Obvious soundtrack:
youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRg
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:13,
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Or this oldie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yXwu1O49Uk
Not tonight!
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:09,
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Not necessarily.
I was a little over 12 pounds at birth. then I was a much bigger kid than everyone else. At around the age of 12 everyone started overtaking me. As an adult, I'm 5 foot seven.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:39,
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wide?
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:33,
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My boy was 12lb 4oz
Born a couple of years ago...
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SgtNobbleSocks, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:36,
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What rugby team does he play for?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:58,
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Ha - he is nearly 3 years old...
He was over 2 foot tall as well.
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SgtNobbleSocks, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:08,
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She must have a cunt like a ripped out fireplace
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:34,
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hahah fuck sake
something...something...baton...royal albert hall...
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:34,
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That's one fucking ugly family
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 15:36,
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Grimsby
The women look like truck drivers and the men like fat convicts.
Been there, it’s bleak.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:29,
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look like are like are
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:12,
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I was obviously talking about the nice side of town.
The slums must be Victorian in their horror.
Edit: as a side story, I took the finest crew boat from Grimsby to my vessel in the Wash.
They gave me shit about handing my bags before putting safety shoes, gave a lecture about H&S with clear undertones that us forins have no idea.
It took about 1 hour to reach the anchorage, enough time for the two radars and all three GPSs to fail.
We were navigating by IPad, Phone and my Garmin bicycle GPS in the end.
Thanks fuck it was a clear day and calm seas.
God bless the UK and their outfuckingstanding H&S standards.
Edit edit: also drove from Middlesbrough to Grimsby.
The motorways were of large chipped pebbles, dangerous, full of holes and fucking tractors.
And you cheeky buggers complain about the roads in Belgium? Ha!
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:15,
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<3
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 17:07,
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jolly jolly
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macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Dec 2017, 21:10,
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Skeletor learns the true meaning of Christmas
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:30,
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It's taken me over three decades.....
....but I've just realised Skeletor's wearing a thong.
The eighties was a funny time.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 17:38,
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And here's me thinking this cartoon couldn't get any camper.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:41,
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1:28
1:28!! \o/
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:41,
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Posted this before
Lemon is hit and miss but I love this sketch:-
youtu.be/3_25V3vP15Y
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:23,
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Nice ass at 1:40
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Sherbs, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 19:49,
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Heinz Wolff dead
This makes me sad.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:11,
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I knew him at Brunel, lovely guy but mad as a box of frogs..
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showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:23,
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He dodged Hitlers bullet by a whisker!
Thank goodness - he was a brilliant person. (Heinz - not Hitler)
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:25,
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He presented prizes at our school,
I'm sure 90% of his speech was recycled, but he did look into the history of the school, the founder etc and worked into the speech, so fair play to him for trying not to be boring. His medical discoveries / inventions may well be keeping me alive now.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 13:12,
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Hooded Tops with Special Powers
Animation by Davey Swatpaz
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Q4nobody, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 10:57,
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Excellent!
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- D - SharkTrousers, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:39,
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like
pure dead brilliant
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drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:27,
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ace!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:39,
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Chicory Tip "Cigarettes, Women & Wine"
Was enjoying a Ghostbox mix on my last day at work yesterday & this came on. It could be the biggest earworm I've ever heard. So I'm sharing.
Bonus lols can be obtained from their official site/.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 9:44,
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Dunno why this popped up as a suggestion after that
https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKORcr1jhY
Is that the big guy from Darts on the right?
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:32,
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Sounds like a Wombles song
I like to imagine that it is
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mutated monty, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:39,
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Facebook just admitted that Facebook is bad for your mental health.
Well, it's a start, I guess...
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:15,
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Okay, perhaps they'd like to shut themselves down, save a few thousand lives
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 0:57,
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Putting someone on a 30 day "mute" !?
im sure there was a black mirror episode about that
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:02,
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There's an idea for ignore 3.0
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:16,
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seems reasonable.
although this isn't
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSD_R5FkjVM
's' removed from link on instruction from Norland nanny Prufrock
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:23,
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There's never going to be a Pere Ubu easy listening album.
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Varmint, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:40,
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fucking lightweight
For myself I listen to metal machine music as a palate cleanser
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMSbKU2oZM
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 22:19,
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Meerkats being tortured by machines in hell.
More mellow blues distortion from the groundhogs
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fpDAYpG600A
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Dec 2017, 1:31,
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I'd have to call that
'tasty'. Strike that - 'very fucking tasty'
I imagine some members had excellent white-fros, for some reason. I wish I had one. And whatever fuzzbox they're using to massively overdrive the shonky old amps they quite clearly nicked from the back of the Pink Fairies van: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYDTaAZAQns
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 17:17,
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Pervbusters vigilante action
Caught in the act.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:45,
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Very excellent stuff!
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 18:57,
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Even more Excellent
sort of thing Chris Morris would do
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:57,
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'tis by a b3tan
b3ta.com/links/1427099
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:40,
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Ah I see
The URL didn't come up on search.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Dec 2017, 0:50,
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