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This is a link post 1988 super intense energy showdown
aw fuck its a GC from 2013. Oh well good for a laugh anyway
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This is a normal post Nope, there were clearly no gay guys in the USA in the '80s...

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This is a normal post not even at 1:28

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This is a normal post You obviously didn't make it as far as 4:40...

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 1:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
Congratulations making it that far, you must have been raw
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 3:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is fantastic
A party of epileptics given too much caffeine and sugar.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post one of my favourite gif sources right there

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what does he look like now?
has kept slim trim and healthy, or is he skinny gaunt and wracked with th bad aids? Or maybe he is into leatherman stag with his big bush moustache that he needs to use grecian2000 on?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It did cross my mind what they might all look like now

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This is a normal post Insert avereage American here

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there enough space
To do that?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post <----------------oooooOOOOOOOOOO Y E S OOOOOOOOOooooooo-------------->

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the cocaine was better back then
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
6:21 The lean forward laugh to get on camera.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ - can you imagine the stench in that studio
under all those hot lights? - I bet they were pucking in the audience after about 15 minutes
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hot lights hot tights
Gusset smelling heaven.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lance Armstrong’s Livestrong says the sponsors drink is good.
www.livestrong.com/article/309079-the-pros-cons-of-crystal-light-drink/

Probably a nudge nudge wink wink meaning it’s pure EPO mixed with amphetamines.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Do the truffle shuffle
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post *howling laughter*
*howling laughter*
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mail
Video
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They like their cake

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post By the pallet.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:12, , Reply)
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Racist fat shaming...just what we have come to expect from the DailyFail. Disgusting, would not watch again C ---
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That looks like fun.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is actually fascinating

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Little known factoid
Micheal J Fox once tried this and to help counter act the shakes
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This is a link post Lehs Chreesmess (ih Yaveyu Mi Harn)
The real terribleness starts at 8:30, but basically any point in the video is torture enough.


(bonus mega glass cock: the original Ken Lee)
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is some seriously fucked up bullshit
quite good though!
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Christine Keeler
Skatelites. Played at her funeral. Well they would, wouldn't they?
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Psssstttt...
That was Mandy Rice-Davies
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll Keeler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=91-WLGjv7dU
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 4:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Mimi Choi - jaw-dropping makeup artistry
Talented and unique design work
EDIT: Instagram link with more www.instagram.com/mimles/


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This is a normal post She's
a witch
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazing
I thought some of them were shopped until i looked closely. Mad skillz!
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Naice

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm quite peckish,
so I would gladly consume her face.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ilook forward to seeing her version of a kebab

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post No make up needed
Just a massive fanny
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now in Aroma-Vision

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Second-hand false teeth
Limerick, Ireland
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure an all he's a gas man.

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a link post 4 things about a tape measure you might not know.
Mildly interesting
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That was very informative. Weird seeing an American measure that completely ignores the existence of the metric system.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake units, sad!

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This is a normal post Funits

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post two ronnies at their best

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post My tape measure doesn't have the scribing tool.
I feel like I've been robbed.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *pities*

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine has no scribing tool or base measurement
I'm surprised I can measure anything with this sham of a debacle
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Isn't a sham of a debacle something quite competent?

*does confused double negative face*
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're not not wrong

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just use my dick to measure everything. makes it more of a challenge when its cold though

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the end serrated?

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has it got a slot to accommodate the head of a nail?

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what if u don't want to measure in millimetres?

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it reel back in at the touch of a button.

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post <>20mm

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's got waaaaay too much time on her hands.

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only found out recently that Chinese inches are bigger than UK inches
In fact, Inches are different all round the world
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post So which has the shortest inch?
Only I think I've found a way to gain a bit of length.

Asking for a friend.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Centimetres
They are colloquially known as "penis inches".
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That must depress them even more when they're measuring their dicks

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cun
No, really, that's what they are called. Cun.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next week,
finding your own arse with both hands.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liking the 'Hitch hikers guide' feel.

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
'Hitch hikers guide'
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a hoopy frood?

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is just bullshit for hipsters with too much money.
The Plumbus 8 only came out last year FFS, and it's already way over spec for any floops we're likely to see for the next decade, yet people will be spending a fortune on this overpriced shit, just to be seen with it. Also, removing the grodus is as stupid as Apple getting rid of the headphone jack. Good luck smilding after you lose your floob, Plumbus sheep losers.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a link post I'll be amazed if this isn't GC
But here's a choir singing Christmas Carols. Whilst eating chillis.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post suffer the children

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the little
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This is a normal post Jesus wankers

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post HARSH

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Caps lock wanker

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
^^^upset^^^
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I missed my candle day :'(
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This is a normal post Oh dear

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post

smaller!

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Cannot edit title.
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This is a normal post Probably not the first time they've had something unwanted shoved into their mouths in church

Completely unnecessary, and utterly ridiculous.

Brilliant! :o)
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a terrible person
But now i wish I'd used something like that for the title.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best defence agains rampaging Priests utting things in places they shouldnt

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has a beard like a muppet

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a link post 12 lb 12 oz monster baby born in, clearly, a very classy area of Grimsby
The picture at the top is terrifying

"Give me my fucking milk, woman!"
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post A touch of gigantism perhaps?
That's quite a pronounced Andre the giant like brow.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gestational diabetes I'd say.

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Milk?
8 Pints of bitter more like! Then a greasy kebab
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post And I wouldn't want to on the wrong side in the inevitable punch up in kebab queue
Want to eat a Gorgie biscut wi' that, ya cunt?
Aye ye fuckn' do.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post *checks for 666*
To be fair, it's probably just working out a difficult poo.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be some poo
It would probably bring him down to about 8lbs
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It already needs to shave.
It looks like a combination of Walter Matthau and Don Rickles.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has a future as a bouncer
Obvious soundtrack:
youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRg
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or this oldie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yXwu1O49Uk
Not tonight!
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not necessarily.
I was a little over 12 pounds at birth. then I was a much bigger kid than everyone else. At around the age of 12 everyone started overtaking me. As an adult, I'm 5 foot seven.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post wide?

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post My boy was 12lb 4oz
Born a couple of years ago...
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
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What rugby team does he play for?
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha - he is nearly 3 years old...
He was over 2 foot tall as well.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post She must have a cunt like a ripped out fireplace

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah fuck sake
something...something...baton...royal albert hall...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's one fucking ugly family
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grimsby
The women look like truck drivers and the men like fat convicts.
Been there, it’s bleak.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
look like are like are
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was obviously talking about the nice side of town.
The slums must be Victorian in their horror.

Edit: as a side story, I took the finest crew boat from Grimsby to my vessel in the Wash.
They gave me shit about handing my bags before putting safety shoes, gave a lecture about H&S with clear undertones that us forins have no idea.
It took about 1 hour to reach the anchorage, enough time for the two radars and all three GPSs to fail.
We were navigating by IPad, Phone and my Garmin bicycle GPS in the end.
Thanks fuck it was a clear day and calm seas.

God bless the UK and their outfuckingstanding H&S standards.

Edit edit: also drove from Middlesbrough to Grimsby.
The motorways were of large chipped pebbles, dangerous, full of holes and fucking tractors.
And you cheeky buggers complain about the roads in Belgium? Ha!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:15, , Reply)
This is a link post The new US embassy in London I made this!

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This is a normal post <3

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This is a normal post jolly jolly

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This is a link post Skeletor learns the true meaning of Christmas

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's taken me over three decades.....
....but I've just realised Skeletor's wearing a thong.
The eighties was a funny time.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post And here's me thinking this cartoon couldn't get any camper.

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1:28
1:28!! \o/
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Posted this before

Lemon is hit and miss but I love this sketch:-

youtu.be/3_25V3vP15Y
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice ass at 1:40
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Heinz Wolff dead
This makes me sad.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew him at Brunel, lovely guy but mad as a box of frogs..

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post He dodged Hitlers bullet by a whisker!
Thank goodness - he was a brilliant person. (Heinz - not Hitler)
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He presented prizes at our school,
I'm sure 90% of his speech was recycled, but he did look into the history of the school, the founder etc and worked into the speech, so fair play to him for trying not to be boring. His medical discoveries / inventions may well be keeping me alive now.
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This is a link post Hooded Tops with Special Powers
Animation by Davey Swatpaz
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This is a normal post Excellent!

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This is a normal post like
pure dead brilliant
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ace!

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Chicory Tip "Cigarettes, Women & Wine"
Was enjoying a Ghostbox mix on my last day at work yesterday & this came on. It could be the biggest earworm I've ever heard. So I'm sharing.
Bonus lols can be obtained from their official site/.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno why this popped up as a suggestion after that
https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKORcr1jhY

Is that the big guy from Darts on the right?
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a Wombles song
I like to imagine that it is
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Facebook just admitted that Facebook is bad for your mental health.
Well, it's a start, I guess...
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, perhaps they'd like to shut themselves down, save a few thousand lives

(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a start, yes
In a year or two it's login page will be plastered with pictures of mental health sufferers; facebookers will be banished to the exteriors of all buildings. Hefty user taxes, smuggling; a non-interactive version except for a large thumb icon which can be clicked on multiple times to no effect. And former facebookers will say 'sometimes I really miss the blue colour'.
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This is a normal post Putting someone on a 30 day "mute" !?
im sure there was a black mirror episode about that
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's an idea for ignore 3.0

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This is a link post Couple of links below had me thinking of 30 Seconds Over Tokyo by Pere Ubu
So here's Modern Dance instead.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post seems reasonable.
although this isn't
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSD_R5FkjVM

's' removed from link on instruction from Norland nanny Prufrock
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's never going to be a Pere Ubu easy listening album.

(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking lightweight
For myself I listen to metal machine music as a palate cleanser
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMSbKU2oZM
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meerkats being tortured by machines in hell.
More mellow blues distortion from the groundhogs
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fpDAYpG600A
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 1:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have to call that
'tasty'. Strike that - 'very fucking tasty'
I imagine some members had excellent white-fros, for some reason. I wish I had one. And whatever fuzzbox they're using to massively overdrive the shonky old amps they quite clearly nicked from the back of the Pink Fairies van: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYDTaAZAQns
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Pervbusters vigilante action
Caught in the act.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very excellent stuff!

(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even more Excellent
sort of thing Chris Morris would do
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'tis by a b3tan
b3ta.com/links/1427099
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah I see
The URL didn't come up on search.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 0:50, , Reply)

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