Frank Kelly 12 days of Christmas
sorry for double posting, just stumbled upon this old classic
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sorry for double posting, just stumbled upon this old classic
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Got to love a Peregrine
You can always tell when the Sussex Heights ones are near as the local gulls go batshit mental.
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You can always tell when the Sussex Heights ones are near as the local gulls go batshit mental.
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Harvest energy from wanking.
Think of the news headlines: “B3tans singlehandedly solve energy crisis”.
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Think of the news headlines: “B3tans singlehandedly solve energy crisis”.
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Not all of us have tiny hands.
But you should think about going into politics.
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But you should think about going into politics.
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It's always been a two hand job for me.
One to do the wanking and the other one to stop them from struggling.
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One to do the wanking and the other one to stop them from struggling.
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The making of Horizon Zero Dawn.
Doc about game dev Guerrilla and
their PS4 title horizon zero dawn.
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Doc about game dev Guerrilla and
their PS4 title horizon zero dawn.
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worlds fastest rapper lol
this is mad
What does the DJ even do
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this is mad
What does the DJ even do
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The DJ was just getting started
when the crowd started applauding.
He has the other record: World's slowest DJ.
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when the crowd started applauding.
He has the other record: World's slowest DJ.
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eminem got him covered
with a tarp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACVySM79cFM
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with a tarp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACVySM79cFM
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Fred Dibnah Erecting Scaffolding (may be GC)
Loved these at the time and now they seem like from another century. (or another further back).
These others show him putting up the ladders
And in this one you see the platform used by the film crew showing the modern way to reach those. heights.
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Loved these at the time and now they seem like from another century. (or another further back).
These others show him putting up the ladders
And in this one you see the platform used by the film crew showing the modern way to reach those. heights.
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Balls of steel - I was (and still am) in awe of what he did
The programme where he demolished a building by putting in wooden supports and then setting fire to them was incredible - IIRC he stayed in the building until he could tell it was close to collapsing!
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The programme where he demolished a building by putting in wooden supports and then setting fire to them was incredible - IIRC he stayed in the building until he could tell it was close to collapsing!
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I like Freds accent
Fred is cool. Also a total fucking maniac for dealing with that high-up tower shit. fucking mad as a box o' frogs yeee
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Fred is cool. Also a total fucking maniac for dealing with that high-up tower shit. fucking mad as a box o' frogs yeee
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Definitely another era...
I completed a PASMA mobile access tower training course this afternoon and this video is making various body parts twitch...
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I completed a PASMA mobile access tower training course this afternoon and this video is making various body parts twitch...
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My vertigo has left my body and is on the way to the airport...
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I used to be a roofer. But now I get queasy just looking at this kind of thing.
Incredible. And he must have been as strong as an ox.
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Incredible. And he must have been as strong as an ox.
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I bet when he reached the top of that thing, he found an old football, a frisbee and some porn.
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haha! unexpected
hopefully no one asked Santa for a basketball
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hopefully no one asked Santa for a basketball
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Man digs really big hole in his garden, gets in, refuses to get out
I know how he feels.
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I know how he feels.
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This reminds me of a story in Private Eye
Where a guy in the USA hid in a chemical toilet in a national park, and refused to come out until his mum threatened to throw away his batman duvet.
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Where a guy in the USA hid in a chemical toilet in a national park, and refused to come out until his mum threatened to throw away his batman duvet.
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holey-shit!
it must have happened if he was in it long enough
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it must have happened if he was in it long enough
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Amateur
Should already have had a hole dug many years previous
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Should already have had a hole dug many years previous
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It’s stories like this that make me realise that I need a garden.
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And then he goes off camera
drinks from the whiskey and cries whilst thinking about his days on Going Live.
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drinks from the whiskey and cries whilst thinking about his days on Going Live.
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And praying that Operation Yewtree doesn't catch up with him...
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V.I.Poo advert just popped up on my telly box.
This is a thing?
Wtf?
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This is a thing?
Wtf?
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Give it to someone for christmas !
Hey Kevin your shit stinks
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Hey Kevin your shit stinks
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Hey kevin
spray this on yourself, you smell like shit.
You don't smell like bad BO, you smell like human poo...
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spray this on yourself, you smell like shit.
You don't smell like bad BO, you smell like human poo...
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Crazy innit
especially the devils doughnuts bit. What is all that about?
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especially the devils doughnuts bit. What is all that about?
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I know right?
Try as I might I can't curl a perfect circle. Best I can manage is a croissant.
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Try as I might I can't curl a perfect circle. Best I can manage is a croissant.
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Actually GC...
They've been hawking products in Japan for years to mask the various attributes of taking a shit, from pills to reduce odour to boxes that make flushing noises to drown out the sound of impact.
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They've been hawking products in Japan for years to mask the various attributes of taking a shit, from pills to reduce odour to boxes that make flushing noises to drown out the sound of impact.
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Another nail in the coffin of the human race
What I don't understand is that surely the vast majority of the smell will happen 'twixt bumhole and the water - I can't imagine this product will have much effect beyond that of an air freshener. That said, given the choice between the smell of shit or the smell of shit mixed with a sickly floral overtone, I'd take the first every time.
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What I don't understand is that surely the vast majority of the smell will happen 'twixt bumhole and the water - I can't imagine this product will have much effect beyond that of an air freshener. That said, given the choice between the smell of shit or the smell of shit mixed with a sickly floral overtone, I'd take the first every time.
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Slightly creepy how those blokes are clearly enjoying the smell of her shits
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American relative bought me something like this a few years ago.
It came in a small camouflage bottle and was called Trap A Crap. I thought it was some mall-stand gimmick present, but it did work. The crap was trapped and no smell did it utter.
Sing hosannas.
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It came in a small camouflage bottle and was called Trap A Crap. I thought it was some mall-stand gimmick present, but it did work. The crap was trapped and no smell did it utter.
Sing hosannas.
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So to prevent the rancid Xmas beer farts seeping out
can one apply the spray to the ringpiece? more information please
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can one apply the spray to the ringpiece? more information please
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Kirring in de nama
Cover band from Thailand. Better than I could ever hope to play.
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Cover band from Thailand. Better than I could ever hope to play.
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A common experience in SE Asia
You go into some tiny bar on some island and the local band utterly kills it.
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You go into some tiny bar on some island and the local band utterly kills it.
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I do love a bit of butterfield
But lets be honest - there is only one butterfield sketch that rules the sausage
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But lets be honest - there is only one butterfield sketch that rules the sausage
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Change Freeze Game
I made this!
Hi - long time lurker and occasional poster.
Rather than send out cards, some of the techies at my company created this game for our customers to play in the last week before Christmas.
https://www.4d-dc.com/changefreeze/
Works best in Chrome - anything above 3,000 is a good score.
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Hi - long time lurker and occasional poster.
Rather than send out cards, some of the techies at my company created this game for our customers to play in the last week before Christmas.
https://www.4d-dc.com/changefreeze/
Works best in Chrome - anything above 3,000 is a good score.
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Gave it a go and kept lagging out.
Brought back memories of playing FPS via dial-up.
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Brought back memories of playing FPS via dial-up.
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Thanks for giving it a go
And for the feedback, this is our first go at a game so we're learning a lot on the fly.
Which browser were you using - we might be able to improve it?
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And for the feedback, this is our first go at a game so we're learning a lot on the fly.
Which browser were you using - we might be able to improve it?
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Using chrome but also got ghostery, Adblock plus and feeding it via a vpn which may complicate it.
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Thank you
You should have seen the first version of the snowmen we made - they had cable trays and ethernet cable randomly sticking out of their heads and were really freaky.
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You should have seen the first version of the snowmen we made - they had cable trays and ethernet cable randomly sticking out of their heads and were really freaky.
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Now they wear a used green condom with a bit of left over spunk in the tip
Well played.
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Well played.
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Change freeze would have been a good idea this morning
I just accidentally deleted our entire DFS namespace. FFS.
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I just accidentally deleted our entire DFS namespace. FFS.
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Enjoyed that.
It's a lot easier when you ignore the 3d and just treat the map like a game of Pac Man.
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It's a lot easier when you ignore the 3d and just treat the map like a game of Pac Man.
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Thanks - the mini map is definately the way forward
Running diagonally makes you go faster too - it was a bug at first but we kept it in as the better players were then able to dodge the snowmen more easily
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Running diagonally makes you go faster too - it was a bug at first but we kept it in as the better players were then able to dodge the snowmen more easily
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I have no idea what happened there
I got a picture of a floor and a mini map; scored 22 and then appeared to die. I'm not much of a gamer though.
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I got a picture of a floor and a mini map; scored 22 and then appeared to die. I'm not much of a gamer though.
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It looked promising enough to reboot to get rid of anything hogging my CPU
But even on minimum settings it was still barely playable - if anything minimum settings left the motion steps still very large and laggy, but the snowmen moved four times as fast!
That said, I'm only using an i7 laptop but the graphics didn't look like they should be that demanding.
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But even on minimum settings it was still barely playable - if anything minimum settings left the motion steps still very large and laggy, but the snowmen moved four times as fast!
That said, I'm only using an i7 laptop but the graphics didn't look like they should be that demanding.
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Thank you for having a go...
I'll see if we can optimise it a bit more to improve the playability
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I'll see if we can optimise it a bit more to improve the playability
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Tried it with Firefox
Arrow key stopped working and I died and it's all YOUR FAULT! It feels very floaty and when your turning on the spot it often just jumps to facing a new direction. I have a serious gfx card so that shouldn't be the issue.
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Arrow key stopped working and I died and it's all YOUR FAULT! It feels very floaty and when your turning on the spot it often just jumps to facing a new direction. I have a serious gfx card so that shouldn't be the issue.
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Jezza reckon's that he might be the next prime minister.
*cough*
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*cough*
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what a weird thing for the leader of the opposition to say
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To be fair, I worded the link badly.
He thinks it's 'probable', I'd say 'unlikely' would be a more fitting adjective.
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He thinks it's 'probable', I'd say 'unlikely' would be a more fitting adjective.
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a few more months of brexit turning everything to dust and anything's possible
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He's currently behind May in the polls
Which is quite remarkable
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Which is quite remarkable
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Well he's done very well to make sure the party has a clear message and is honest about it's intentions.
Sorry I meant to say "telling the audience what they want to hear, using soviet style propaganda, bullying tactics via a private army of supporters, building a cult of personality and just generally bullshiting their way into possible power".
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Sorry I meant to say "telling the audience what they want to hear, using soviet style propaganda, bullying tactics via a private army of supporters, building a cult of personality and just generally bullshiting their way into possible power".
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Not as puzzling as me wondering what a Farage cage would be like.
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Ah thats ok then.
Right, back to work on the frottage cage.
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Right, back to work on the frottage cage.
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Aliens!!
Hovered over water... nicking humpbacks again no doubt.
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Hovered over water... nicking humpbacks again no doubt.
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I did wonder why the vol au vents were so crunchy...Oh hang on.
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Do I need to wrap my head in tin foil before or after clicking on this?
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You mean to tell us you've been unprotected all this time??
You could be riddled with CIA listening devices. I suggest you IMMEDIATELY put on a tin foil hat and then screw in an edison fitting incandescent light bulb to your anus to coax the bugs out. Once the bulb lights you know it is full and it's time to pop in a new one.
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You could be riddled with CIA listening devices. I suggest you IMMEDIATELY put on a tin foil hat and then screw in an edison fitting incandescent light bulb to your anus to coax the bugs out. Once the bulb lights you know it is full and it's time to pop in a new one.
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Ahh shit dude, I think i may be done for
been unprotected for to long i fear my time on here may have entrapped you all, protect yourselfs and be free
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been unprotected for to long i fear my time on here may have entrapped you all, protect yourselfs and be free
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Private SNAFU Censored 1944 US Army Training Cartoon, Mel Blanc, Frank Tashlin
NSFW
NSFW because cartoon nipples and racism.
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NSFW because cartoon nipples and racism.
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No nippies
but lovely underboob and sideboob begins at 3:11
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but lovely underboob and sideboob begins at 3:11
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Nipples or no nipples
The stockings did it for me.
Yes, it has been a while.
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The stockings did it for me.
Yes, it has been a while.
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Tab, with a positive comment for moi?
Have an early christmas prezzie.
www.boredpanda.com/athletes-charity-calendar-photoshoot-dominica-cuda/ (NSFW)
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Have an early christmas prezzie.
www.boredpanda.com/athletes-charity-calendar-photoshoot-dominica-cuda/ (NSFW)
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Music arranged by Carl Stalling.
A big fan of Scott. Creeps into a lot of Looney Tunes.
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A big fan of Scott. Creeps into a lot of Looney Tunes.
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That guy's channel is incredible
A wewitable tweasure twove
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A wewitable tweasure twove
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