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My Christmas tradition on here
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 10:15,
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Oh wow
That was something or other.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 22:52,
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Frank Kelly 12 days of Christmas
sorry for double posting, just stumbled upon this old classic
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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 9:34,
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Wow!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 9:30,
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indeed! that's about as much reaction that i could muster!
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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 9:33,
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Beautiful!
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MartinH, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 10:32,
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:o
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 11:24,
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Awesome
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 11:46,
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Got to love a Peregrine
You can always tell when the Sussex Heights ones are near as the local gulls go batshit mental.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 12:41,
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Cor!
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Cock, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 1:23,
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Harvest energy from wanking.
Think of the news headlines: “B3tans singlehandedly solve energy crisis”.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 7:34,
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"singlehandedly"
speak for yourself
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 10:17,
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"B3tans solve energy crisis with thumb and index finger"
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sithemong, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 11:19,
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Not all of us have tiny hands.
But you should think about going into politics.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:01,
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It's always been a two hand job for me.
One to do the wanking and the other one to stop them from struggling.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 16:34,
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OH the joys
Of being Welsh in sheep country.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 18:19,
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The making of Horizon Zero Dawn.
Doc about game dev Guerrilla and
their PS4 title horizon zero dawn.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 20 Dec 2017, 0:21,
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worlds fastest rapper lol
this is mad
What does the DJ even do
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:35,
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WHAT IS RAP?
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Cock, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 12:30,
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapid_City_Regional_Airport
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:06,
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The DJ was just getting started
when the crowd started applauding.
He has the other record: World's slowest DJ.
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Papagato RackSpanner, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:33,
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eminem got him covered
with a tarp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACVySM79cFM
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bowlhead2000 :also available at, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 23:16,
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Fred Dibnah Erecting Scaffolding (may be GC)
Loved these at the time and now they seem like from another century. (or another further back).
These others show him putting up the ladders
And in this one you see the platform used by the film crew showing the modern way to reach those. heights.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:56,
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Balls of steel - I was (and still am) in awe of what he did
The programme where he demolished a building by putting in wooden supports and then setting fire to them was incredible - IIRC he stayed in the building until he could tell it was close to collapsing!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:07,
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Yeah, that one always sticks in the mind.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:35,
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I like Freds accent
Fred is cool. Also a total fucking maniac for dealing with that high-up tower shit. fucking mad as a box o' frogs yeee
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:51,
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Definitely another era...
I completed a PASMA mobile access tower training course this afternoon and this video is making various body parts twitch...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:29,
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My vertigo has left my body and is on the way to the airport...
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 1:13,
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Acrophobia?
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 20 Dec 2017, 12:57,
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I used to be a roofer. But now I get queasy just looking at this kind of thing.
Incredible. And he must have been as strong as an ox.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 1:16,
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A childhood hero, still a hero
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 1:50,
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I bet when he reached the top of that thing, he found an old football, a frisbee and some porn.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 9:04,
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Maybe he can let you have them back
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 12:30,
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Merry Christmas
I made this!
Now wash your hands
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drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:35,
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haha! unexpected
hopefully no one asked Santa for a basketball
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:50,
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Agreed
or sandpaper
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drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 4:54,
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I knew his sack couldn't hold ALL the presents!
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 1:11,
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Makes sense dunnit
Another sackcessful mission
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drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 5:15,
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That is so childish
and I laughed until nearly shat.
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Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 12:46,
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Man digs really big hole in his garden, gets in, refuses to get out
I know how he feels.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:29,
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I rather like that idea
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:11,
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This reminds me of a story in Private Eye
Where a guy in the USA hid in a chemical toilet in a national park, and refused to come out until his mum threatened to throw away his batman duvet.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:48,
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Was it David Blaine?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:03,
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holey-shit!
it must have happened if he was in it long enough
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:16,
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I have days...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:44,
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Amateur
Should already have had a hole dug many years previous
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 1:12,
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He sounds like a real idiom!
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 7:54,
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It’s stories like this that make me realise that I need a garden.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 8:47,
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Alexa, show me the perfect profile for a Brexiteer.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 9:05,
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Ha!
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 11:49,
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What's the problem?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 11:33,
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waste of human existance
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:57,
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Waste of human endeavour in spellcheck software.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:58,
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Spell cheque soft wear
duh
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:30,
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I gave up long ago.
very dyslexic over here
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:51,
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He pumped
What more do you want?
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:34,
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And then he goes off camera
drinks from the whiskey and cries whilst thinking about his days on Going Live.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:16,
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And praying that Operation Yewtree doesn't catch up with him...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:34,
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V.I.Poo advert just popped up on my telly box.
This is a thing?
Wtf?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:18,
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Shit product.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:37,
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Yes, this is real
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:29,
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Give it to someone for christmas !
Hey Kevin your shit stinks
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:48,
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Hey kevin
spray this on yourself, you smell like shit.
You don't smell like bad BO, you smell like human poo...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:44,
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Crazy innit
especially the devils doughnuts bit. What is all that about?
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:13,
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I know right?
Try as I might I can't curl a perfect circle. Best I can manage is a croissant.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:22,
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thats impressive
i've only ever managed a shit
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:03,
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Actually GC...
They've been hawking products in Japan for years to mask the various attributes of taking a shit, from pills to reduce odour to boxes that make flushing noises to drown out the sound of impact.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:16,
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Another nail in the coffin of the human race
What I don't understand is that surely the vast majority of the smell will happen 'twixt bumhole and the water - I can't imagine this product will have much effect beyond that of an air freshener. That said, given the choice between the smell of shit or the smell of shit mixed with a sickly floral overtone, I'd take the first every time.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:54,
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Slightly creepy how those blokes are clearly enjoying the smell of her shits
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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:47,
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American relative bought me something like this a few years ago.
It came in a small camouflage bottle and was called Trap A Crap. I thought it was some mall-stand gimmick present, but it did work. The crap was trapped and no smell did it utter.
Sing hosannas.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 9:08,
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So to prevent the rancid Xmas beer farts seeping out
can one apply the spray to the ringpiece? more information please
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 10:42,
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Kirring in de nama
Cover band from Thailand. Better than I could ever hope to play.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:00,
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A common experience in SE Asia
You go into some tiny bar on some island and the local band utterly kills it.
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 1:57,
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Kirring in de nama?
Lacist!
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jagwap, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 9:06,
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Solly...
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 22:30,
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Brian Butterfield's Christmas community work
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:16,
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never gets old...
...if only he'd do the film...
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:20,
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I do love a bit of butterfield
But lets be honest - there is only one butterfield sketch that rules the sausage
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:01,
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His "chairman of the board" karaoke turn?
Amazing.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 10:16,
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Love it
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becomingbatman, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:39,
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Change Freeze Game
I made this!
Hi - long time lurker and occasional poster.
Rather than send out cards, some of the techies at my company created this game for our customers to play in the last week before Christmas.
https://www.4d-dc.com/changefreeze/
Works best in Chrome - anything above 3,000 is a good score.

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OldWhit, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:20,
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Gave it a go and kept lagging out.
Brought back memories of playing FPS via dial-up.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:40,
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Thanks for giving it a go
And for the feedback, this is our first go at a game so we're learning a lot on the fly.
Which browser were you using - we might be able to improve it?
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OldWhit, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:42,
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Using chrome but also got ghostery, Adblock plus and feeding it via a vpn which may complicate it.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:02,
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Really good!
And quite scary
Worked fine in Chrome for me
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:43,
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Thank you
You should have seen the first version of the snowmen we made - they had cable trays and ethernet cable randomly sticking out of their heads and were really freaky.
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OldWhit, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:45,
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Now they wear a used green condom with a bit of left over spunk in the tip
Well played.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:53,
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I had a look up your hot aisle.
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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:53,
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Change freeze would have been a good idea this morning
I just accidentally deleted our entire DFS namespace. FFS.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:20,
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foolish andy
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:23,
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Fixed it
clever andy
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:17,
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haha :D
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:54,
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Does that mean the end of the sale?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:06,
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Now, let's not get too hasty....
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:21,
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Enjoyed that.
It's a lot easier when you ignore the 3d and just treat the map like a game of Pac Man.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:27,
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Thanks - the mini map is definately the way forward
Running diagonally makes you go faster too - it was a bug at first but we kept it in as the better players were then able to dodge the snowmen more easily
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OldWhit, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:34,
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I have no idea what happened there
I got a picture of a floor and a mini map; scored 22 and then appeared to die. I'm not much of a gamer though.
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TSL, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:27,
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It looked promising enough to reboot to get rid of anything hogging my CPU
But even on minimum settings it was still barely playable - if anything minimum settings left the motion steps still very large and laggy, but the snowmen moved four times as fast!
That said, I'm only using an i7 laptop but the graphics didn't look like they should be that demanding.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:01,
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Thank you for having a go...
I'll see if we can optimise it a bit more to improve the playability
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OldWhit, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:58,
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Tried it with Firefox
Arrow key stopped working and I died and it's all YOUR FAULT! It feels very floaty and when your turning on the spot it often just jumps to facing a new direction. I have a serious gfx card so that shouldn't be the issue.
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 2:01,
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The cunt's Christ.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 13:31,
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Christ?
He’s Hosea, son of Beeri, at most.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:56,
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what a weird thing for the leader of the opposition to say
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horrid, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 13:55,
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To be fair, I worded the link badly.
He thinks it's 'probable', I'd say 'unlikely' would be a more fitting adjective.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 14:01,
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a few more months of brexit turning everything to dust and anything's possible
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 14:22,
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He's currently behind May in the polls
Which is quite remarkable
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:27,
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Well he's done very well to make sure the party has a clear message and is honest about it's intentions.
Sorry I meant to say "telling the audience what they want to hear, using soviet style propaganda, bullying tactics via a private army of supporters, building a cult of personality and just generally bullshiting their way into possible power".
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:22,
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How's the construction of your Faraday cage going?
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:35,
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Well that's a puzzling question.....
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:41,
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Not as puzzling as me wondering what a Farage cage would be like.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:16,
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No no it's a forage cage.
He loves truffles.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:42,
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Ah thats ok then.
Right, back to work on the frottage cage.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:38,
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Aliens!!
Hovered over water... nicking humpbacks again no doubt.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 9:44,
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beetle! on canopy!
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ozof, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 11:31,
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I did wonder why the vol au vents were so crunchy...Oh hang on.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 19 Dec 2017, 12:06,
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Do I need to wrap my head in tin foil before or after clicking on this?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:13,
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You mean to tell us you've been unprotected all this time??
You could be riddled with CIA listening devices. I suggest you IMMEDIATELY put on a tin foil hat and then screw in an edison fitting incandescent light bulb to your anus to coax the bugs out. Once the bulb lights you know it is full and it's time to pop in a new one.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:39,
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Ahh shit dude, I think i may be done for
been unprotected for to long i fear my time on here may have entrapped you all, protect yourselfs and be free
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:44,
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Wireless brain AIDS
It’s the Cuban way to fuck you up.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:21,
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Private SNAFU Censored 1944 US Army Training Cartoon, Mel Blanc, Frank Tashlin
NSFW
NSFW because cartoon nipples and racism.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 9:07,
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bingo bango island
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 19 Dec 2017, 9:28,
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Needs more cartoon nipples.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 9:57,
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No nippies
but lovely underboob and sideboob begins at 3:11
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id10ts WTF happened, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:01,
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Nipples or no nipples
The stockings did it for me.
Yes, it has been a while.
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Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 16:11,
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Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
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Varmint, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 11:19,
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plus bonus Raymond Scott, so that's nice.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 12:09,
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Tab, with a positive comment for moi?
Have an early christmas prezzie.
www.boredpanda.com/athletes-charity-calendar-photoshoot-dominica-cuda/ (NSFW)
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:44,
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Music arranged by Carl Stalling.
A big fan of Scott. Creeps into a lot of Looney Tunes.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:20,
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That guy's channel is incredible
A wewitable tweasure twove
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 12:47,
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this^
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:34,
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Cartoon nipples. The best of all the nipples
Or maybe not
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:07,
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