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This is a link post My Christmas tradition on here

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This is a normal post Oh wow
That was something or other.
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This is a link post Frank Kelly 12 days of Christmas
sorry for double posting, just stumbled upon this old classic
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This is a link post Photos of a Peregrine chasing some Starlings

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This is a normal post Wow!

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This is a normal post indeed! that's about as much reaction that i could muster!

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This is a normal post Beautiful!

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This is a normal post :o

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This is a normal post Awesome

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This is a normal post Got to love a Peregrine
You can always tell when the Sussex Heights ones are near as the local gulls go batshit mental.
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This is a normal post Cor!

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This is a link post Harvest energy from wanking.
Think of the news headlines: “B3tans singlehandedly solve energy crisis”.
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This is a normal post "singlehandedly"
speak for yourself
(, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post "B3tans solve energy crisis with thumb and index finger"

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This is a normal post Not all of us have tiny hands.
But you should think about going into politics.
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This is a normal post It's always been a two hand job for me.
One to do the wanking and the other one to stop them from struggling.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH the joys
Of being Welsh in sheep country.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a link post The making of Horizon Zero Dawn.
Doc about game dev Guerrilla and
their PS4 title horizon zero dawn.
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This is a link post worlds fastest rapper lol
this is mad
What does the DJ even do
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT IS RAP?

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This is a normal post http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapid_City_Regional_Airport

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This is a normal post The DJ was just getting started
when the crowd started applauding.

He has the other record: World's slowest DJ.
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This is a normal post eminem got him covered
with a tarp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACVySM79cFM
(, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Fred Dibnah Erecting Scaffolding (may be GC)
Loved these at the time and now they seem like from another century. (or another further back).

These others show him putting up the ladders

And in this one you see the platform used by the film crew showing the modern way to reach those. heights.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Balls of steel - I was (and still am) in awe of what he did
The programme where he demolished a building by putting in wooden supports and then setting fire to them was incredible - IIRC he stayed in the building until he could tell it was close to collapsing!
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This is a normal post Yeah, that one always sticks in the mind.

(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Freds accent
Fred is cool. Also a total fucking maniac for dealing with that high-up tower shit. fucking mad as a box o' frogs yeee
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This is a normal post Definitely another era...
I completed a PASMA mobile access tower training course this afternoon and this video is making various body parts twitch...
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This is a normal post My vertigo has left my body and is on the way to the airport...

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This is a normal post Acrophobia?

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This is a normal post I used to be a roofer. But now I get queasy just looking at this kind of thing.
Incredible. And he must have been as strong as an ox.
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This is a normal post A childhood hero, still a hero

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This is a normal post I bet when he reached the top of that thing, he found an old football, a frisbee and some porn.

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This is a normal post Maybe he can let you have them back

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This is a link post Merry Christmas I made this!
Now wash your hands
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This is a normal post haha! unexpected
hopefully no one asked Santa for a basketball
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This is a normal post Agreed
or sandpaper
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This is a normal post I knew his sack couldn't hold ALL the presents!

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This is a normal post Makes sense dunnit
Another sackcessful mission
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This is a normal post That is so childish
and I laughed until nearly shat.
(, Thu 21 Dec 2017, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Man digs really big hole in his garden, gets in, refuses to get out
I know how he feels.
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I rather like that idea
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This is a normal post This reminds me of a story in Private Eye
Where a guy in the USA hid in a chemical toilet in a national park, and refused to come out until his mum threatened to throw away his batman duvet.
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This is a normal post Was it David Blaine?

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This is a normal post holey-shit!
it must have happened if he was in it long enough
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This is a normal post I have days...

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This is a normal post Amateur
Should already have had a hole dug many years previous
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This is a normal post He sounds like a real idiom!

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This is a normal post It’s stories like this that make me realise that I need a garden.

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This is a normal post Alexa, show me the perfect profile for a Brexiteer.

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This is a normal post Ha!

(, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=55872
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This is a normal post What's the problem?

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This is a normal post waste of human existance

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This is a normal post Waste of human endeavour in spellcheck software.

(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spell cheque soft wear
duh
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I gave up long ago.
very dyslexic over here
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This is a normal post He pumped
What more do you want?
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post And then he goes off camera
drinks from the whiskey and cries whilst thinking about his days on Going Live.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post And praying that Operation Yewtree doesn't catch up with him...

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This is a link post V.I.Poo advert just popped up on my telly box.
This is a thing?
Wtf?
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit product.

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This is a normal post Yes, this is real

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This is a normal post Give it to someone for christmas !
Hey Kevin your shit stinks
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey kevin
spray this on yourself, you smell like shit.

You don't smell like bad BO, you smell like human poo...
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy innit
especially the devils doughnuts bit. What is all that about?
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know right?
Try as I might I can't curl a perfect circle. Best I can manage is a croissant.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats impressive
i've only ever managed a shit
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually GC...
They've been hawking products in Japan for years to mask the various attributes of taking a shit, from pills to reduce odour to boxes that make flushing noises to drown out the sound of impact.
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This is a normal post Another nail in the coffin of the human race
What I don't understand is that surely the vast majority of the smell will happen 'twixt bumhole and the water - I can't imagine this product will have much effect beyond that of an air freshener. That said, given the choice between the smell of shit or the smell of shit mixed with a sickly floral overtone, I'd take the first every time.
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This is a normal post Slightly creepy how those blokes are clearly enjoying the smell of her shits

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This is a normal post American relative bought me something like this a few years ago.
It came in a small camouflage bottle and was called Trap A Crap. I thought it was some mall-stand gimmick present, but it did work. The crap was trapped and no smell did it utter.
Sing hosannas.
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This is a normal post So to prevent the rancid Xmas beer farts seeping out
can one apply the spray to the ringpiece? more information please
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This is a link post Kirring in de nama
Cover band from Thailand. Better than I could ever hope to play.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post A common experience in SE Asia
You go into some tiny bar on some island and the local band utterly kills it.
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This is a normal post Kirring in de nama?
Lacist!
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This is a normal post Solly...

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This is a link post Brian Butterfield's Christmas community work

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This is a normal post never gets old...
...if only he'd do the film...
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This is a normal post I do love a bit of butterfield
But lets be honest - there is only one butterfield sketch that rules the sausage
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This is a normal post His "chairman of the board" karaoke turn?
Amazing.
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Love it
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This is a link post Change Freeze Game I made this!
Hi - long time lurker and occasional poster.

Rather than send out cards, some of the techies at my company created this game for our customers to play in the last week before Christmas.

https://www.4d-dc.com/changefreeze/

Works best in Chrome - anything above 3,000 is a good score.


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This is a normal post Gave it a go and kept lagging out.
Brought back memories of playing FPS via dial-up.
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This is a normal post Thanks for giving it a go
And for the feedback, this is our first go at a game so we're learning a lot on the fly.

Which browser were you using - we might be able to improve it?
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This is a normal post Using chrome but also got ghostery, Adblock plus and feeding it via a vpn which may complicate it.

(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really good!
And quite scary
Worked fine in Chrome for me
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
You should have seen the first version of the snowmen we made - they had cable trays and ethernet cable randomly sticking out of their heads and were really freaky.
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This is a normal post Now they wear a used green condom with a bit of left over spunk in the tip
Well played.
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This is a normal post I had a look up your hot aisle.

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This is a normal post Change freeze would have been a good idea this morning
I just accidentally deleted our entire DFS namespace. FFS.
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This is a normal post foolish andy

(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fixed it
clever andy
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This is a normal post haha :D

(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does that mean the end of the sale?

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This is a normal post Now, let's not get too hasty....

(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed that.
It's a lot easier when you ignore the 3d and just treat the map like a game of Pac Man.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks - the mini map is definately the way forward
Running diagonally makes you go faster too - it was a bug at first but we kept it in as the better players were then able to dodge the snowmen more easily
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This is a normal post I have no idea what happened there
I got a picture of a floor and a mini map; scored 22 and then appeared to die. I'm not much of a gamer though.
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This is a normal post It looked promising enough to reboot to get rid of anything hogging my CPU
But even on minimum settings it was still barely playable - if anything minimum settings left the motion steps still very large and laggy, but the snowmen moved four times as fast!
That said, I'm only using an i7 laptop but the graphics didn't look like they should be that demanding.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for having a go...
I'll see if we can optimise it a bit more to improve the playability
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This is a normal post Tried it with Firefox
Arrow key stopped working and I died and it's all YOUR FAULT! It feels very floaty and when your turning on the spot it often just jumps to facing a new direction. I have a serious gfx card so that shouldn't be the issue.
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This is a link post Jezza reckon's that he might be the next prime minister.
*cough*

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This is a normal post
The cunt's Christ.
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This is a normal post Christ?
He’s Hosea, son of Beeri, at most.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a weird thing for the leader of the opposition to say

(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, I worded the link badly.
He thinks it's 'probable', I'd say 'unlikely' would be a more fitting adjective.
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This is a normal post a few more months of brexit turning everything to dust and anything's possible

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This is a normal post He's currently behind May in the polls
Which is quite remarkable
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This is a normal post Well he's done very well to make sure the party has a clear message and is honest about it's intentions.
Sorry I meant to say "telling the audience what they want to hear, using soviet style propaganda, bullying tactics via a private army of supporters, building a cult of personality and just generally bullshiting their way into possible power".
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How's the construction of your Faraday cage going?
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This is a normal post Well that's a puzzling question.....

(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as puzzling as me wondering what a Farage cage would be like.

(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post No no it's a forage cage.
He loves truffles.
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This is a normal post Ah thats ok then.
Right, back to work on the frottage cage.
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This is a link post Aliens!!
Hovered over water... nicking humpbacks again no doubt.
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This is a normal post beetle! on canopy!

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This is a normal post
I did wonder why the vol au vents were so crunchy...Oh hang on.
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This is a normal post Do I need to wrap my head in tin foil before or after clicking on this?

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This is a normal post You mean to tell us you've been unprotected all this time??
You could be riddled with CIA listening devices. I suggest you IMMEDIATELY put on a tin foil hat and then screw in an edison fitting incandescent light bulb to your anus to coax the bugs out. Once the bulb lights you know it is full and it's time to pop in a new one.
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This is a normal post Ahh shit dude, I think i may be done for
been unprotected for to long i fear my time on here may have entrapped you all, protect yourselfs and be free
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This is a normal post Wireless brain AIDS
It’s the Cuban way to fuck you up.
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This is a link post Private SNAFU Censored 1944 US Army Training Cartoon, Mel Blanc, Frank Tashlin NSFW
NSFW because cartoon nipples and racism.
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This is a normal post bingo bango island

(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more cartoon nipples.

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This is a normal post No nippies
but lovely underboob and sideboob begins at 3:11
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This is a normal post Nipples or no nipples
The stockings did it for me.







Yes, it has been a while.
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This is a normal post Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

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This is a normal post plus bonus Raymond Scott, so that's nice.

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This is a normal post Tab, with a positive comment for moi?
Have an early christmas prezzie.
www.boredpanda.com/athletes-charity-calendar-photoshoot-dominica-cuda/ (NSFW)
(, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Music arranged by Carl Stalling.
A big fan of Scott. Creeps into a lot of Looney Tunes.
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This is a normal post That guy's channel is incredible
A wewitable tweasure twove
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This is a normal post
this^
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This is a normal post Cartoon nipples. The best of all the nipples















Or maybe not
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