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This is a link post As the football is on, I thought I'd join in
Glasscock bedamned
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Live footage of just him
against England?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post haha fuckin love that clip
he probably old enough to play for real now!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the Chelsea goalie's Son
Ross Turnball, ex-Chelsea stand-in keeper. His son Josh was two at the time (2013)
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:08, Reply)
This is a link post Welcome to Marwen trailer

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks really shit, even more shit than Forrest fucking Gump.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks different
but I have an irrational problem with Steve Carrell so there's basically bugger-all chance of me seeing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post So did I, as I hated The Office in all forms.
But Evan Almighty actually works for me, after a couple of watches. Not spectacularly, but it certainly lasts a lot better than Carey's outing.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He's very good in The Big Short.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ridiculously
I agree. I mean it's not a good film by any means, but I'll still watch it when it's on.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Just watch the documentary it's based on instead - www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMWFhplFSEQ
 (ohidunno, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Now, that I'd watch.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta.
Wonder if it’s on Netflix.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 21:12, Reply)
This is a link post Eye-popping architecture

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Lord, most of them are awful,
with the notable exception of the concert-hall in Astana, which is lovely.

FUN FACT: Dushanbe is Tajik (that is, Persian that uses the Cyrillic alphabet) for Monday. The city grew from a market that used to happen there on Mondays.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I really liked the Astana, understated and original
The others looked like the usual celebration of wealth and ego.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
They're like primary-school football trophies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post at least they're fun I guess

(horrid, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post every single one of them is better than the arcelor mittal orbit

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *looks*
This helter-skelter has cancer.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's like someone dropped a rollercoaster.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post There’s some nice designs in there
That bank in Ashgabat and the one below in particular.

Some utter horrors too though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:01, Reply)
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I'd take most of those ahead of half the shit that's currently being built in London.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Clearly Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov sees himself as a modern-day Peter the Great - looks exactly like the "Bronze Horseman" in St Petersburg.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Pyramid of Peace and Accord, Astana... is meant to represent all of the world’s religions
And block a lovely view of a perfectly good temple.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 17:09, Reply)
This is a link post How to pick a lock
Just like in Fallout, with a bobby pin.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post you get that in Skyrim too
frustrating as hell *SNAP*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the practise locks
A guy at work brought one in and said it would take me a good while to get the hang of it, and while we were chatting I handed it back to him unlocked - the look on his face was priceless! It's very therapeutic and better than any stress toy I've seen, and is also a useful skill to learn even if it's just on cheap office desk locks. It's got several of my colleagues out of a jam when they've lost their desk keys, but it does have the downside of risking having the finger pointed if anything goes missing at work.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 21:04, Reply)
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I recently went down an accidental YouTube rabbit-hole-binge on lock-picking.
Loads of channels dedicated to stuff like this.

Don't burgle, kids.

(Also don't burgle kids. They'll kick you in the shin).
 (I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:34, Reply)
This is a link post Phantom Islands
"Phantom Islands are artifacts of the age of maritime discovery and colonial expansion. During centuries of ocean exploration these islands were sighted, charted, described and even explored – but their existence has never been ultimately verified. Poised somewhere between cartographical fact and maritime fiction, they haunted seafarers’ maps for hundreds of years, inspiring legends, fantasies, and counterfactual histories. Phantom Islands – A Sonic Atlas interprets and presents these imaginations in the form of an interactive map which charts the sounds of a number of historical phantom islands."
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I found this very interesting...
... even if I seem to be in the minority.

Ugi
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll love this book
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Atlas-Remote-Islands-Fifty-Visited/dp/1846143489
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post People seem to be clicking and then moving on.
Which is fine, I guess. *passive aggressive eyeroll*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Lost Islands by Henry Stommel is also good

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
indeed, this is of interest
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The number of comments is rarely indicative of interest levels

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool.
Best explored with Alestorm playing very loud...
 (835Rocks, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 1:20, Reply)
This is a link post stupid NAZI

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You know the world is beginning to crumble when both sides of that particular argument are complete cunts.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hate breeds hate. both sides have more than enough cunts in them, I agree

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hate typically breeds hate, yes
But here specifically I disagree with the sentiment.

Fascism eventually requires that people who don't agree with it take a stand or be killed. In contrast Anti-fascism doesn't require that people become fascist in response.
The hate breeding seems fairly one way to me.

I would prefer that the violence were not required ofc, but honestly, if you tolerate Nazis indefinitely then sooner or later you have to join them, or be killed by them.
(another thing that is not true of anti fascists)

edit: huh, seems they only talked to the guy too.
 (Melatonin, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I fully support the ideology behind anti-fascism.
Unfortunately, a not inconsiderable percentage of Antifa members are nothing more than middle-class slacktivist twats who care little about the ideology of Antifa and take more interest in causing a bit of a nuisance at protests and feeling like Mr/Mrs Big Balls.
As soon as you let cunts represent your organisation, you begin to lose all credibility. It happened with Anonymous (although those gay Guy Fawkes masks didn't really help matters), it happened with Black Lives Matter and now it's happening with Antifa.

I guarantee a lot of these twats were also falling over themselves during the Kony2012 nonsense a few years back.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
It's a massive down side of running things anonymously/ openly (anyone can join in.) You'll get some natural assholes, and you'll get people actively trying to undermine the group.

I reckon, where a group is righteous, judge the individual members by their own actions. Admittedly it's harder when they're all wearing masks...

This particular subset though, just put some of their time in, ran a bit of deception, and only gave the guy a talking to. They might be ineffective, but cunts is little harsh.
 (Melatonin, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I regard the majority of folk as cuntish to some degree or another, particularly those on either extreme of a political divide.
So it's maybe not as harsh as it first seems.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post True, though only on one side are they both cunts and Nazis.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
^^
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post he did not see that coming

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon it'd be fun being a Nazi
Screaming at people in German. Telling the boss "Yes mein Kommandant! At once!" when he asks you for some photocopies.
I just reckon I'd enjoy it
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Achtung
The toner has run out.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Just apply to be a voice actor in a WW2 themed action game.
From what I can tell, they do have quite a lot of fun.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post A simpler, happier time with street parties and little flags for all.


This is currently available. I saw it in Tesco the other day. Odd.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol.
Imagine having so little to do that you catfish a nazi for months just so you can go and tell him off.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post An alternative cease and desist notice.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post Will Ferrell plum outtakes NSFW
Probably been posted before but I hadn't seen it in a few years and forgot how great it is
(becomingbatman, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:12, Reply)
This is a link post What The World Sounds Like On A Piano.....
Ron to the seal....
(I helped save b3ta! GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Iceland FTW
Is Ireland even on this map? Seems a bit harsh. Oh, yeah, U2.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Get it on my ipod
 (becomingbatman, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Loop it or people would think you're a flat-earther.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers man, you always got my back
 (becomingbatman, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post wouldn't it crush the piano?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I think all the pianos in Australia are just fine.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That has no right to sound that cohesive!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 13:47, Reply)
This is a link post Drawing Bot
I've tried
This bird only has one wing and has pink legs

This bird has a long neck with small wings and bendy legs

This bird has a head that is twice the size of its body

This bird has two heads and three legs

Some pretty impressive work from Microsoft.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 4:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrifying
Screenshot_from_2018_06_21_04_52_21
 (syntactic, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 5:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Reports are emerging from the Chernobyl area...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not very good at cock birds
"This bird has a large round magenta head and thin pink body"

Edit: well tried to embed but imgur appears to be completely fucked
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not very good at anything
Bet you like birds with cocks
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post A wanks a wank, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post wank's

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This is a normal post wankes

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This bird has a large spherical head and thin pink body
2018 06 21 18 16 26 Clipboard
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "Believe it or not, we create digital art".
Not.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post asked for bird with huge beak
got random picks. small beaks the lot of them. bot not there yet
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems to have a preoccupation with seabirds.
It's entertaining to give it descriptions of actual birds and see how close it gets. e.g.

Gannet - "This bird is white with long straight wings that are black at the tips, a yellow head, and a long grey bill."
Swift - "This bird is black with a white chin, long crescent-shaped wings, a short beak and a forked tail."
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This bird is magenta and is a large crudely drawn cock

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
cock slug
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that's the worst thing I've ever seen

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It didn't even try to give any of the birds
a cape, a monocle or a top hat.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you tell it to?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit, was I supposed to?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn’t hurt.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 22:31, Reply)
This is a link post Animted music video I made I made this!
I did the animation, not the song
(TEYates www.teyates.com, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Welll, it's a credit to you that rather than turn it off
I muted it to watch to the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 23:14, Reply)
This is a link post another great u turn from Steve Miller
internment camps next
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "I didn’t like the sight or the feeling of families being separated"
Said the chap who got divorced, twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post Swearing is good for you - Royal Institution
Contains swearing. Obv.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Of course it fucking is.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree
You flipping twit
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Spozwad
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post CUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Wood

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This is a link post The internet just got a little less free.
/board and /links might be in a bit trouble here.

Hope the crack B3ta coding team is up to the task of autoscanning scanning every upload here for copyright violations.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 13:53, Reply)
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B█ta h██ not█ing to █orry ab██t.
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 20 Jun 2018, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post EU Committee?
Database of copyrighted work? what is this? A system of head slapping?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR1mdQrG26o
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Do have permission to share that material sir?
Psst! Remove the 's' from https and it'll be clickable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks! fixed!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post he didn't ask for it to be clickable
YOU'RE EVIL AND WRONG
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 20 Jun 2018, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Let it go, L E T S G O

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like just another idea some committee member has floated that will never see the light of day.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be so sure. If it's not formally opposed these things can just default into law.
If you've been to Greece lately and noticed there are no longer bottles of olive oil and vinegar on all the restaurant tables, look up that batshit legislation and how it arrived.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *googles*
Well that's a nice way to increase the amount of single use plastic pollution.
For fucks sake the EU makes it too easy for sceptics sometimes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:53, Reply)
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I'd assume the only people who are going to add images to the database are stock photo sites, so hopefully the main impact will be to have all these removed from Google Images.

Also, creating and policing that database sounds a fucker. Can't see it getting very far.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If the clusterfuck of GPDR is anything to go by
Then no one need worry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Doesn't apply to b3ta. Neeeext!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it not?
Nothing i've read on the subject has stated "doesn't include b3ta"

Even if somehow it doesn't don't you think mass censorship of communications in Europe is a bad thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post A proposal to alter copyright law is not mass censorship, you utter moron.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh someone called me a name on the internet :(
Tell me, how is automatically vetting peoples uploads of audio, video, text etc against databases of prohibited items not mass censorship? It prohibit it is censorship and the mere checking of peoples uploads is mass surveillance.

You twat.

"We support the consideration of measures that would improve the ability for creators to
receive fair remuneration for the use of their works online. But we cannot support Article
13, which would mandate Internet platforms to embed an automated infrastructure for
monitoring and censorship deep into their networks"

Signed, "the inventors of the fucking internet" and a bunch of gobshite m.e.p's
www.eff.org/files/2018/06/13/article13letter.pdf
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
If you believe that b3ta is a satire and humour site (which I believe it to be), then copyright violations don't apply, as you have fair use rules in place to protect satirical material.

Secondly b3ta is not a medium/large scale organisation to which this legislation applies, b3ta is the definitive micro-organisation which is explicitly exempted in the wording.

Do I think this law is good? No, it's largely unenforceable, willfully misunderstands how the web works and is going to be very expensive for companies to implement. It's not censorship though, it's just crap legislation.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post So the reasoning is b3ta is too small. ok
What about wikipedia, reddit, github, wordpress, comments sections of newspapers etc? All those will be required to pass every upload onto another server to check if it's ok by the computer algorithms.

And as for satire, lets hope A.I has a full an rounded knowledge of satire shall we?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Literally the best copyright detection software in the market is the YouTube one
It's fooled by tiny variances, Eg. Crop the image a tiny bit, speed the video up a tiny amount .. Done.

It's most definitely not AI and it just won't be effective.

Crap legislation.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post For video proberbly, for images google is spot on.
Put half of /board into google image search and it'll find the originals.
And text, source code etc. Can't see there being any issue.

Make a subversive comment like
"Type 2 diabetes? I’m Lovin’ It,"
(comment blocked due to trademark violation.)

Create protest artwork against a multinational using their logo somewhere in it? (image blocked due to violation of intellectual property.)

It won't cost a thing to make a claim to get a video, image, text, code whatever blocked either. Don't like something? Make a false claim.

Facial recognition is pretty damn good now. What is someone like Trump claims the rights to his image? Shit ton of political images just got wiped from the internet.

And even if you've done everthing right, created something original or used images you have a right to use. There's always false positives. Get something blocked unfairly, what is the appeals process? How long and how much does it cost?

I'ld go beyond crap legislation and say bloody dangerous legislation. Once this is established then it'll only get stronger due to the increasing power of AI.

If the tories tried this shit there's no way it would fly but because it's the eu most people don't even know it's happening. And when it does, then a whole bunch of europhile's will bend over backwards to make excuses for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Virgin Mobile started blocking b3ta today
Finally had to turn off the porn filter...
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Suuuure...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Best to get the alibi sorted first.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I can finally stop looking at lingerie
and begin to understand what lies behind the gusset.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta seems to be one of the very few sites blocked at work

(horrid, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Something about b3ta seems to set off the block everywhere I get free wifi.
Must be on a shit list somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it is,
Every now and then my work's filter get set to default settings, which means b3ta suddenly requires me to click through an "Are you sure you're supposed to be looking at this?" screen. A day later it's be back to normal again.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta is blocked where I work too
No word of a lie, it’s categorised as “pointless”.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not wrong.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I recall once seeing it blocked as 'mature'
This place is many things ...
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Right, that's it
fuck the economy, I'm on team brexit now.
"Marge !Marge! Get me my Union Jack pants"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 4:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycw_plHh_oc
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:40, Reply)
This is a link post Angry Bob Phone Prank NSFW
(contains swearing)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQzPNT780bs
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah that was indeed
"fookin belta!"
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(ozof, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:32, Reply)
This is a link post All these videos of ambulances and what not reminded me of this terrifying fake ambulance guy
imagine this maniac being first on the scene at your accident and slowly realising hes just there for kicks
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonkers!
This guy is still about and doing this stuff, he's broken into several ambulance stations in the south east trying to take gear/supplies.
 (midnightrambler, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Obsessed fantasist' given restraining order after bid to steal ambulance papers
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/obsessed-fantasist-given-restraining-order-after-bid-to-steal-las-papers-a3406326.html
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This is a normal post oh christ hes from Basingstoke
it all makes sense now
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully he hasn't got Munchausen by proxy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Munchkin by proxy would be funnier.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen"
But my Sister watched it and told me the plot
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like he's wearing the full

*wait for it*

Livery.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He won't sell many ice-creams travelling at that speed

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post the patience of those police officers
I'd be all like "let's go down the nick dickhead". Totally pathetic explanations too even when it's obvious he's rumbled
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post They're on camera.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems legit

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see why you would want to do this for breaking and entering old people's houses
Amd coming out with a stretcher of Royal Doulton, and a spoon collection... Or even to speed like a prick... but as a way to pass the time??
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post what is he doing with those candlesticks?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwlL5aJQC-Q
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:56, Reply)
This is a link post Batman Dance Party

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Joy!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely :)

(ozof, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post shplendid

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fine ending.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that took an unexpected turn.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you were referring to Alfred's
booty dance at first.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 4:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yup

(ozof, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post She's put on weight since the national lottery gig.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:22, Reply)
This is a link post Randy Leftwich
was dropping off dry cleaning when he noticed a pair of police officers stopping traffic on Franklin Road.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did the snake cross the road?
There appears to be no punch line. Would not read again

www.academia.edu/1398364/Why_Did_the_Snake_Cross_the_Road_Effects_of_Roads_on_Movement_and_Location_of_Mates_by_Garter_Snakes_Thamnophis_sirtalis_parietalis_
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Academic clickbait!

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post DeLIVERy
Credit: pineapplecharm

Slightly glasscocky
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not again!
It's not an NHS hospital. George Best got his new liver there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post they must have had a pizza in there as well!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post * Doughnuts

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:31, Reply)

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