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This is a link post I so miss this era.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 17:59, Reply)
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youtu.be/41c9Tw3HV-U?t=92
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that my era penance?

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwwZalDtSxw
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post one love, one god
Was this produced by CofE records?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard this
It is indeed very nice.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Vincent Van Dyke Effects portfolio.
Never heard of this team before, but their output is pretty fucking spectacular.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Very impressive - some pretty gruesome stuff in there!
It sounds like they get some really interesting challenges - the multi-limbed body had to have muscle and bones so that the amputation scene would be realistic. Urrgh!
Also, goat-woman - soooo cute!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 19:43, Reply)
This is a link post Wanna buy a kitchen with a bed in it?
It's only quarter of a million quid
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post In Clapham North
Um, nope
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Greenleaf cafe, though

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post this country is fucked #465415422

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Cries

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post "Smart separate kitchen"
That is indeed an interesting interpretation of the word "separate".
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post it's separate from all the other kitchens that exist

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Three chairs around the table seems a little optimistic.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post they're for the hostages

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, that's fine
One to sit at, one to pile clothes that've been worn but don't need washing yet onto, one to pile slightly dirtier clothes that still don't quite need washing yet onto. Because that's how people who can afford ÂŖ250,000 flats live, of course.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post fair, once you've spent that on the flat there's no money for cupboards or drawers

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post how much is that in Brixton local currency?

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Cosy.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post But in next week's paper: Studio apartment for rent, separate kitchen. £10,000/month.
Ah, isn't London GREAT?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It clearly states 'smart separate kitchen'
separate from what?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to view this one recently.
Note the use of the word "mezzanine" to describe what is at best storage space

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-77861993.html?utm_medium=shorturl&utm_campaign=smspropertydetails&utm_source=url

Failed to make link go blue :(
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post A shelf.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be shelfish

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 22:24, Reply)
This is a link post Deleted scene from Amazon Women on the Moon
A film that I have a lot of love for...just been rewatching sketches from it via YT and came across this, which I'd not seen before.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post not bad, but you can see why they cut it

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 2:40, Reply)
This is a link post Shine On
No, not that Shine On
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
I'd rather it was that Shine On...
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Degrees Of Motion m8

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post was always partial to this shine on, bit drowned out though
rabbit is good rabbit is wise
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Or even..
...this one
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Bizzare, I just posted that. Superb sound and vocals.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 18:03, Reply)
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I went and saw House of Love at Brighton's Top Rank Suite back in the day.

They'd just started 'Shine On' and someone lobbed a bottle of piss at the lead singer.

They walked off stage and we all went home.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 5:07, Reply)
This is a link post Racist Kinder Egg toy
Ronseal
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Priorities first....
Tag ladbible
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody idiot.
"Kimberley had bought the chocolate as a special treat for her 15-month-old son Alexander on Saturday."

The toys are a choke hazard and market not suitable for under 3's.
Not bought one in years (shite chocolate, crap toy) but the toy container used to be a perfect choke hazard too.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nowadays
a 'good' size and shape to protect drugs when you stuff them up your butt.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^serious lurker here

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder.
They're obviously speaking from experience, and the authorities don't take kindly to that kind of thing. Probably sends postcards home from Dartmoor saying "having a lovely time in Devon".
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Howdy

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it pronounced Kinder or Kinder?

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely Kinder

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's neither Kinder or Kinder
It's actually Kinder
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was "Kinder" ?

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's how the Americans pronounce it.

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post And they're not even allowed to sell or import "Kinder" eggs!!

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post In the longer run it's kinder...

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Kindler's List

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ronseal turtle power
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post What a lot of tosh. We have the offended generation
"Kimberley, from Victoria, Australia, said her first reaction was to burst into fits of laughter, but then she "quickly realised the serious implications it could have."

Yes, she could make a bit of cash out of this.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironically, not available in the organisation's home.
Also, WTF?
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you doubleyouteeheffing about?

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Age verification to access the Kinder website.
(Thought it was just the US one, but appears to be wider.)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume if you're under a certain age they bar you entry, regulations about food advertising to kids and so on

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Over a certain age they can show you the kinder love eggs.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, there's no way it could possibly be K for Kinder

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post She's right, his sort of thing can spread easily
I had an omelette in a cafe the other day that the menu said was "whites only"
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The KKK are not an international organization...
...let's not treat them like they are.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness there's no racism in Australia, or it could have caused real problems.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 9:43, Reply)
This is a link post Mexico NSFW I made this!
Rule Britannia MFs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxQfamCUedA
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally Mexico.

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post We are the trashbat.

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post Museums and their ducks

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "solicited duck pics"

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff!
The original thread is worth seeing in full:

twitter.com/TheMERL/status/1081175584540114944
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Heck Yes
Ducks =D
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You guys have nice ducks.

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 18:50, Reply)
This is a link post Title says it all really, also dogs are better than cats FACT!

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post Man makes really, really, REALLY long coaster in RCT2
Like really, really long
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post XD

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He sounds phenomenally Dutch
And dull as dishwater
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What about
Mr Bones wild ride
https://imgur.com/gallery/Wxzbl
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 12:45, Reply)
This is a link post G
slow video
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Brian

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Guy

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Geezer

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Gentle Giant

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 0:07, Reply)
This is a link post Bambi meets Godzilla NSFW

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Fond memories of this
I remember this being passed around on VHS tape many years before the internet. I think it predates VHS though...
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW?

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post There used to be an ascii art animation version back in the day.
Fucked if I can be arsed with looking for it though.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post A classic!
I also remember seeing a series of ascii animations of these on the VAX terminals at university...
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:48, Reply)
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I'm still here.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus what an absolute fuckwit

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *obvious 'You forgot to click 'I made this' joke' *

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post False Flag
McDonalds paid him to distract their customers from thinking about the touch screens having poo on them.

Imagine him finding this video and seeing himself described as an "old man".
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank God, that white dude mansplained what we saw.

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 6:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to see the YouTube comments staying true to form...

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post you should have a look at how they took it under the daily mail article.
simply terrifying.

If I'd have been there, I'd have asked him what *exactly* was his contribution to building Western civilization.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking white men and their bloody pyramids.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post it happened in a mcdonalds
there's your problem, right there
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Harry Enfield
Trying out his new stand up routine
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post Am I the only one who didn't know Airplane! was a remake?
I have seen it so many times, but never knew.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post no.
that was fun, and only slightly tedious
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post no
but it makes good sense to hang the spoof onto an established and relevant script
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post News to me.
Thanks for sharing,!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Robert Stack had also been the sweaty pilot losing his nerve
In this John Wayne picture
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed Zero Hour
Probably would not have been so much fun if I hadn't watched Airplane hundreds of times though.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post remake in the same way space-balls is a remake of Star Wars

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post No, this really was very much the same
Same scenes, some of the same dialogue. Definitely a remake and not a parody like Spaceballs was.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ok a remake in the same vein as the Family Guy Star Wars episodes then
same scenes, much the same dialogue, still a parody
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I never new either and that was a joy to watch.

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing what you learn...
... if you're not careful.

Thanks.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a bit how I felt
somehow a little short changed, at first. But then I decided it made it even funnier.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i just found this
www.neatorama.com/2019/01/12/Before-There-was-1979-s-Alien-there-was/
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post My screen
is suitably sizzled.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 4:01, Reply)
This is a link post Dog farts, cat pukes
Enjoy your meal Sir
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect these were two entirely seperate events.
But the dog fart was still funny.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post Bros - After The Screaming Stops
Lovely stuff
Edit: tl;dw version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LioQzFiPCyg&t=285s
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 9:27, Reply)
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I remember in the 80's and 90s when bands like Bros and Spice Girls were playing thinking "these are fucking awful but hopefully they'll all fuck off and disappear soon and not darken my door again"
But they didn't disappear. Because people who have terrible taste at the time are still alive now instead of being lined up and executed for crimes against my ears
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily, Bros never was much of a deal in this country (NL)
Amazing, as well as scary, to see all those people (women mainly) never having grown out of their obsession with something so diabolically bad and happily filling up an O2 arena.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It keeps me in work...

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post People mention the conkers rant,
but never Luke's "I can live with that" reply, which is a very good response to impotent outrage.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Plenty of great one liners
Epitome is my favourite.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Okie Dokie!

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: The Darkside Detective I made this!
Monkey Island-esque point and clickery. I enjoyed it. I was too drunk. I was shit.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 0:37, Reply)
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The secret of Monkey Island is one of your all time top ten games Eh.
Jolly good. Maybe it's one of mine also (on the Amiga) Great soundtrack too.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I think so
It's certainly up there, and firmly lodged in my memory.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post started playing the second one again the other day
Forgot how bloody hard the puzzles are. Sometimes in a good way, but occasionally in that "how was I supposed to ever think of that". I guess before the web and walkthroughs we used to just try every possible combo.

Still, first one is one of my favourites ever too.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 13:06, Reply)
This is a link post A monumentally shit tech video
I used to work for these guys. I had no hand whatsoever in this turkey though.

Believe it or not, it gets worse.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post the one on the left doesn’t sound irish at all!

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?????
*smashes laptop*
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Have mine and smash that up as well
Do not need it as I just set myself on fire.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I once had a magical radio that was able to tune into a station
which was Radio 3 and 4 at the same time, which meant you could get political discussion and Avant Garde jazz at certain moments in the week.

It was transfixing.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post car radio once retuned to a dutch station, mid commute
Still better than Stuart Mcconie
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post My Danelectro Fabtone distortion pedal sometimes plays french radio to me

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly for music lovers

(, Sun 13 Jan 2019, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
I think you should scrub that from your CV, scrub yourself and go off grid for a few years having been anyway near this pile of stinking shit.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I felt sullied
They're also one of those companies who have swilled heavily from the holacracy Kool-Aid - it was like being in a cult.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This new Father Ted is shit.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I am like none of those people

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Barry Chuckle had died?
Didn't realise he/she had transitioned.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
^
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post CANNOT UNSEE

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA, To Me!

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Mind bleach please

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-{D
Surely?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this aimed at pre-school kids?
Or is it a comedy sketch?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, tech startups
So yes.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I have come to the conclusion that they are perfectly fine actors that took direction well
and that the director was competent.

It's just that the pitch was so bad that everyone involved had its stink up their nose during filming.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck all those cunts

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post A well balanced reply
Considering the circumstances.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post Angry Scammer
*Invests in TOIP*
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 18:57, Reply)

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