b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Links » Archive 9868 (Older | Newer)

This is a link post "Fucking Cunt/Awkward Bastard". (Youtube, 4m 46s). NSFW
Mystery song from 1984, containing a five-minute barrage of insults set to smooth jazz.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the
Cookd and Bombd thread that mystery seems to have come from.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice. It's still a bleedin' mystery though, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
but a fun read seeing how people tried to solve it.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU'RE amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Already obsessed by this, especially as it's quite a good record.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post beware of mr baker
rip ginger
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 23:00, Reply)
This is a link post Why are there scousers in the background of this Italian video?
The original version of the song in Italian. I just don't understand what the four guys are doing in the background and why they have moustaches and hankies for hats.
(plankton, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You are
Jonathan King
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post If he is,
this is his sock-puppet account, rather than his original one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh look -
- it'd be his b3taday today.

Nonce candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post They're either French or pretending to be Italian
Its from a French comedy programme called the Collaro show
Here's a clip where some village people turn up who like it sleazy
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 0:02, Reply)
This is a link post this just popped into my head
so i googled it and posted it here. hope you don't mind x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine if you can what it is like to have
noooooo possessions at all.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post .....before anything at all......Nothing

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, let me see.
That was in 19, eh, 19 erm na, be about, eh, 19, in 19 erm, erm...
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post that's the one
by thingamajig with wossisname that went on to do whatchamacallit
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcFFEjq5Ap8
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparantly the band is "asleep"
I doubt it will ever reform though :(
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They were also great to see live

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The supporting act was a game of bingo
presided over by death, with a prize of some Carhartt clothing.

And they handed out party bags! Fucking legends.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post They latterly had a one man band play warmup

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Soft spot

(Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Not this then...?
youtu.be/KOOPnRMwqys
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Very enigmatic Big Beaters.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe stay away from the windows?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post seems fake

(ozof, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 4:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice try but,
Painting them like lobsters would work better.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 8 Oct 2019, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post or literally anything
but the paint has mortein in it
 (ozof, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 4:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the idea of experimental cows.
Science!
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Species appropriation! It's wrong for a cow to stripe up to pretend it's a Zebra,

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:16, Reply)
This is a link post Harry Potter Ride Review
I have listened to this so many times. The full audiobook is well worth it, as well as "Blood and Muppets".
(SplatterShart, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Dick Agen Collectioncy!
Proper Kiwis
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What a charmer
actually she is.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think you have god given powers?
"No"
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 23:52, Reply)
This is a link post Can You Draw a Perfect Circle? I made this!
This is one of those stupidly simple ideas I've kicked around for YEARS, but it needed to feel properly interactive and have perfect=100% without fudging the maths, recently solved all that so I've built it.

I reckon anything over 97% is pretty good, my best since I finalised the gameplay is around 97.7-97.9 (keep getting tantalisingly close to much higher scores then mess up the final bit of the loop, GAH)
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 94.6%
takes me back to art class (my art teacher was a massive drunk)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think most art teachers are pretty broken people.
Presumably when they did their degrees in fine art, they imagined they'd be world renowned by the time they were 30, or making bank as the curator of some prestigious collection, rather than hanging around with kids who treat them like total losers.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
You have a good point there
 (Sherbs, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 94.5% for me =[

(Sherbs, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I drew a rectangle
and got 83.8%. I've got mad skillz, clearly.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to add secret code that allows the drawing of a cdc
My best attempt...


 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff.
I like your use of emojis in page titles, and want you to do a game for every emoji.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Lowest I can manage is 18.1%
Am I doing it right?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 96.5%
Managed to get as low as 40%. Not drawing a circle is pretty difficult too
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:10, Reply)
This is a link post What happened to Frank Poole in 2OO1: A Space Odyssey
Rather beautifully made and hopeful little epilogue.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Frank Poole's fate was rather extensively covered in 3001: The Final Odyssey.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, interesting thanks.
I've never read the books except the Sentinel short story
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Honestly, they're decreasingly good.
2001 is good, with notable departures from the film version of the story.
2010 is also pretty good. Also notably different from the film. Interestingly though it follows on from the film version of 2001 rather than the book version.
2061 is a bit crap.
3001 felt mostly like a cash-in. It had a couple of nice ideas, but they're done better elsewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hell0

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is it me y0u're l00king f0r?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post N0, try him at number 1O tw0d00rs d0wn.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 14:51, Reply)
This is a link post Impressionists Poem
This worrys me.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's much better
than the thumbnail or first few seconds make it seem. Click.
His Brits were good, which was a nice surprise.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that was really nice
although the morgan freeman skin-tone matching was a bit unfortunate
 (ozof, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Good

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fluoride in the water. I told you.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 11 Oct 2019, 20:17, Reply)
This is a link post Wachet auf
With repeated racist hand gesture
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post bit like a jazz poetry version of one song to the tune of another
if only it could feature jeremy hardy
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 23:48, Reply)
This is a link post Dance like no one is watching
from Woman in flames
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hähä!
The first reveal is a wonderful wait-for-it moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post is that dominic cummings dressed in red?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post in the tapestry room with the lead piping?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty sure it is you know *squints*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 9 Oct 2019, 2:01, Reply)
This is a link post There’s a whale in the Thames!
Haven’t been here for ages, but I saw this on the news and knew that I had to post it.

Regardless of whether it had already been posted...

What’s everyone up to these days?
 Title:
Humpback whale spotted in the Thames


 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post READ TEH FAQ NOOB
or something
 (horrid, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Those of us left are sitting in dark corners,
drinking hard and crying about the old days.

How are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 2:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Margaret Thatcher's dead??!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 6:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Before I answer
Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Best sharpen me harpoon !!

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
R.I.P.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, little do you realise
That this is glass cube or something
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's dead now.
I hope you're pleased with yourself.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 8 Oct 2019, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Compensating for a metaphorical small dick.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Oct 2019, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Which should be shot off and mounted on his wall

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Then he can go fuck himself.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Oct 2019, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post with his metaphorical small dick
Especially if he gets it taxidermied and mounted.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Missing 3 rhino species
Shit zoo
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post and a dog.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Oct 2019, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fenton!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post JESUS CHRIST!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Oct 2019, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post A shitzu?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post OBV

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 8 Oct 2019, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post In his private contrapasso, antelope will have opposable thumbs and excellent marksmanship

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post the bears in aggressive poses made me think of
clicky
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel I'd have a lot more respect for the body of work this man is displaying,
if his final act was to selflessly commit suicide in order that his own magnificent head be preserved and displayed pride of place amongst the collection.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That elephant looks too young to have tusks of this size

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he has a gorilla hand ash tray and an elephant foot umbrella stand
fucking knob
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If there was any justice
He would be drugged, taken from his bed in the middle of the night and left in the middle of the woods where he would be hunted to exhaustion.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I support this idea
but I want to add to it so that it happens at least once for each of the animals he has shot. So he wakes up every morning with the memory of what has happend to him and the knowledge that it will happen again.

Ah, sod it let's go full on Prometheus and make it for eternity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pRwUpbmGP4
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No giraffe

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Being a meat eater all my life,any major ethical issues with hunting would make me a hypocrite
but as a sporting challenge I don't find it very impressive, guns giving hunters this massive and unsporting advantage. I'd limit hunting technology to a knife and wooden spear. If he can take down an angry charging hippo or an elephant or even a fast moving antelope I wouldn't begrudge him his kills
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Hunting anything you don't plan to eat is just mean but there is simply no challenge. It's not a hunt, it's a slaughter. Give him a sharp stick and put him up against a hippo in a one on one fight.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post Baby Rapper Sings The Beatles - Paperback Writer
Sing along, everyone.
(brandthedoggy, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess I'm not the only one
that hears them singing Frère Jacques as the backing vocals.
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post There's a whale in the Thames

Title:
Humpback whale spotted in Thames in London


 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *warm b3ta nostalgia*

(horrid, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *unexpected afternoon mallemaroking*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
well that was a nice new word for me to learn on a rainy Monday
 (horrid, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Who voted the Evening Standard as "Website of the year" ?
Nice whale though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post There were two votes
A Mr G Osborne and Mr George O
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a what?
And where is it?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You know you're old...
...when reality starts repeating itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Oct 2019, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only news if it brought it's own stilts this time.
ITS. Its its its.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Has anybody checked on John Peel?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 7 Oct 2019, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Best sharpen me harpoon !!

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post History doesn't repeat itself
but it does rhyme...
 (The Ghost of Fungus Past, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it may have gone too far in a few places.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 8 Oct 2019, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Surely this is GC by now?
Toerag Video
(strongp, Sun 6 Oct 2019, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought process
Filthy piece of shit
%no wait, I can't say that%
toerag
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 6 Oct 2019, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see the Guardian repackaging a Sky News vox pop for likes and shares.
We've just had parliament using the first sitting since the prorogation to whinge and whine about the rise of intemperate language in politics and now the most sanctimonious media organisation in the country is promoting this.

It's all very well for shits and giggles, and hard to deny it as a valid point of view, but it hardly elevates or furthers the debate.

A couplet from The Red Flag, the anthem reinstated at Labour conferences since Corbyn became leader:
'Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.'

The hypocrisy on all sides is now beyond bearable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 6 Oct 2019, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know if you can see this, but

www.facebook.com/642444842524195/posts/2076685689100096/
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 7 Oct 2019, 22:15, Reply)

« Older links | Newer links »