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This is a link post We all need to up our lockdown game.
A bloke, a mum, a ten year old drummer cover ' Killing In The Name'
 (Tivert, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds good.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Apr 2020, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I love that their mum belts out a huge motherfucker at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post All kinds
of awesome!
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Her other videos are excellent as well
I especially liked Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and Bulls On Parade, which is quite a varied repertoire in just two songs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Her voice doesn't quite have the strength of ZDLR's.

But her yelling "motherfuckers" in her kids' faces carries far greater impact.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Sat 18 Apr 2020, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post B3ta TV

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post A classic.
I still have that on a disc somewhere. I actually don't know the story behind it. Was it made hoping that Channel 4 (or someone) would pick it up?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa!
I didn't know about this.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Apr 2020, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post probably get picked up by channel 5 these days

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 6:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this for some reason. Did it ever air?
This is kind of where Adult Swim are at these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea this existed.
What's the cock bit that's been cut out then?
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah I put this together working with SoTV - Graham Norton's production compay
We got very close to being commissioned but the person keen on it at the channel then left her job and her successor had their own projects so it died.

Still, it's a small snapshot of some early B3ta stuff that I liked, plus me talking with a strong Wolverhampton accent for some shitty links.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 11:25, Reply)
This is a link post FUCK packet rice, mate...


(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post Ever wanted to name a colour?
Have at it. Crayola wants to name all 16.7M colours in the 24-bit colourspace.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post HSVy McHSVface

(97800, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck seems to be the only
swear word they are censoring.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ vital b3ta research
Edit: #F70AEB (magenta) "wanger"
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Piss too.
And cunt...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Use partial search
Kermit Piss - #00ff4a
Peytonisauglycunt - #583300
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post They seem to be blocking submissions if certain vulgar words appear separately
('Error processing that submission.') but not if they're part of compound words.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post So fuckknockers is okay then?
Edit:

Okay, so had to do an alternate name, but great anyway

Fuknockers
#9D6099
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, fuck seems to be the only word they're blocking in compound words as well...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Bastard red is now my favourite colour.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post There are two
Goatse Reds
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.

(97800, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I did laugh
that e1e100 is 'Old McDonald Yellow'
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post #867D00 will now forever be Fuhrer Ginger
*may not be forever
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried to name a very bright green
Jesus my eyes. Only to find that 3 other colours are already named it
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 2:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Inevitably
colornames.org/color/243a95
 (97800, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post probably just the sheer number of colours available but it feels like some sort of data harvesting trap
Off to name something 'tinfoil hat'
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post IP collector

(97800, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I can sell you
a list of *all* the ip addresses out there, if you want....
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The Fear
DEB985
 (captainpussy, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post #CCC16C Skiddy Undies
colornames.org/color/ccc16c

They've fully censored that, without any swear words whatsoever. Humourless bastards. Edit: hmm maybe not... I think the site is just a bit dodgy.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Because of their censoring,
I have named #9F9F90:

Humourless Crayon Merchant

Edit: Hmmm... I think I've been shadow banned or something.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, same here...none if my submissions go through now...
Edit: yep, IP banned.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post #metoo
Private browsing won't get around it.
More for the theory that it's purely an IP/platform statistics harvesting page.
 (97800, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_(computing)
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post #f236ff is now known as "crudelyDrawnCock"

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 14:42, Reply)
This is a link post Pow Wow Step

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fell down this hole when you posted the video the other day. Good stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post Put two in - get one out?
Motorized nipple-sucker w/hands-free mouth operation?
Got a quick connector for a swordfish blade at the top.

(Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post How about you ram a one-way swordfish blade up your rectum
you cunt
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see you're going for the slow build on this one

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 19:57, Reply)
This is a link post The Mr Men I made this!
Things are gradually getting odd.
(Blonix be alright, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes
That's the stuff
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post very much enjoying these - cheers!
do you take requests?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Happy to take requests yes. But with no guarantee of success!!!
 (Blonix be alright, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Bod.
Do Bod please
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking that, but I don't wish to bother his muse.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'll give it a go. Roobarb and Custard next i think!!
 (Blonix be alright, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god just the thought of it has made my day, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah some nice fuzztone on that

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Really nice =)

(Sherbs, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Any chance of some Flumps?
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post Space, Paperclips, and Proportion
- existential essay on how space is really really big.

Just in case anyone was getting ideas above their station - or in case, like me, you find the insignificance of all actions an amusing comfort.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Universal Paperclips is horrible, the bleakest game I've ever played.
I didn't opt for the second playthrough.
 (97800, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 16:32, Reply)
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I have to admit it got a bit much when the deaths started racking up into the quintillions.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You think that's bad, play it through til the end.

(97800, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have done. The quintillions of dead were the point at which it stopped being mildly diverting fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the slight hint of panic in his voice.
This should lessen after a few near death experiences, to be replaced by a sense of deep sadness at the futility.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god
universal paperclips.

Release the hypnodrones!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Just read 'Our Mathematical Universe' by Max Tegmark
and get your head around a level 4 multiverse (which I agree with Tegmark we're in).

Single universes are just too damn pokey. I need a bit of elbow room.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:34, Reply)
This is a link post Back to the future two fan made full film

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall look forward to watching this.
One of the best things I've ever seen was a shot-for-shot remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark by a couple of Northern Irish lads and their mates. Spielberg saw it and loved it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 17:01, Reply)
This is a link post The Axe of Damocles© played by the Rotat-a-Tron© I made this!
Some gentle strumming to keep you warm on this Nippy Bank Holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Lou Reed will be smiling down on you...

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a nice thought.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Metal Wind-Chime Music 🤘
I had to fact check your claim that Lou could smile, and Google Images shows he once smiled when stood next to Patti Smith, but never again.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, he learned his lesson alright.
Possibly the only man to have botox injected into his jawbone.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post vague recollection of an article years ago
examining lou's lyrics and the most positive word used to describe any particular situation or sensation was indeed "alright".
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He did express love for his motorbike on 'New Sensations'
"I love that GPZ so much y'know that I could kiss 'er"
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post and that's alright
top work by the way - much fun x
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for sayin!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Lou Reed Drones, Installation at Click Festival 2017, Elsinore
youtu.be/66AJL6SwXBA This.
Lou Reed Drones is an installation of Lou Reed’s guitars and amps in feedback mode. Twenty-four strings set in motion from the push of magnetically driven cones. Three hundred and sixty partial harmonics colliding against each other, cascading, uniting, elevating, rising up like New York skyscrapers along the Hudson.
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i miss doing interesting drugs too

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know about this, thanks
(I didn't consider myself a fan of Lou Reed either, to be honest)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think there is a difference in these lyrics between
“It was alright” and “It was ALL right”
youtu.be/1Dahqz-R49I
Of course the reason for that difference was probably a metaphor for being whacked out on heroin, but the change in inflection is quite big.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post depend on yer dealer dunnit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxgvkzFVnNQ
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post By the way here's a very long version without a washed-up Blue Peter presenter
Only for the hardcore
Only for the hardcore
Only for the hardcore
People interested in Trance Inducing Experimental Drone Music

youtu.be/2TxTnwVHpzw
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to suggest the addition of Stephen the Reasonable Protest Wolf putting a massive donk on it, if I may.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, yes, but he's got nowt to protest about at the moment as everything's just dandy, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing wrong with the World currently of any real import is the absence of Stephen.
I think that we may have created a Critical Wolf Loop©.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 15:51, Reply)
This is a link post Here comes a koala! I made this!
Today's translation sees a concerned koala checking on a youngster on the high street..
(Slurpy J, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D
Had the potential to be a lot darker.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't do it..

(Slurpy J, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
always thought this one could do with one of your voice overs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPuQO3pDlHk&t=8s
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving your work
(A ghastly phrase but true)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:09, Reply)
This is a link post Brandt Brauer Frick - Masse
Power plant music
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this so much I Like This

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post if you like that...
...you'll love this!

Absolutely outstanding mix from Hybrid as played out at Fabriclive last year:
soundcloud.com/hybridscores/hybrid-dj-set-fabric-live-june-2019
 (Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Love Hybrid
Got to see them live last year after years of waiting
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post jealous...
I'd give my left nut to hear them live on a crisp punchy soundsystem!
 (Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow that is superb thanks

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 22:05, Reply)
This is a link post A light remix of a nice 70's tune
original here:
(swank, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Double?
where does the 2nd cassette go?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post behind the first one usually

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post sideways in the slot above the main cassette slot
well actually... that's slot A and the main slot is labelled B... so presumably B is the secondary slot.
 (swank, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Upon further inspection, I see what you mean, yeah; thx.
"A" is a slot tape deck, like you got in cars.
Better pic.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post in your A-hole
obviously
 (stubhuman, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't trust those types of A-hole... I've had a lots of bad experiences with chewed up tape... I prefer my A-hole with a nice opening flap action.
 (swank, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post NSfW for swears. Corona cops boot some blokes door in NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 12 Apr 2020, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post No one comes out of that well

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, Dr Ikuma.

(97800, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post So you're saying the police shouldn't respond to reports of a disturbance?
And when the person refuses to open the door just let them get on with it?

I think the police handled the situation remarkably well and the guy will get a new door.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Calm down Mr Toast! I'm not saying anything. Just posting a video that I found both interesting and quite disturbing.
Wondering if the guys attitude negates the smashing in of the door, the lack of PPE on the police or the reason he gave for not opening the door.

I have been searching for the back story to this to no avail, there must have been more to this for 4 cops to turn up for a noisy neighbor complaint,
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post the cunt probably called the cops himself just to setup the situation
and film it, of course.
 (swank, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post they said 'disturbance' and were checking the flat like they were looking for an injured party
4 cops is probably standard for such a situation if they are available.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post He probably has history

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Can we stop giving this paranoid moron's channel hits now please?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This. The guy is a fucking moron.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post But surely
someone who has a channel called 'tyrant finder' would not have a bias when it comes to how the police react to a situation?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I once frightened my 11 year old son so much
by pretending to turn inside-out at bed time, that the neighbours called the police saying that 'a woman was screaming for help'. One look at me laughing in my pyjamas was enough for them. I asked if they wanted to come in to check everything was alright, they said that wasn't necessary. I reported them for negligence. That last bit was a lie
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Apr 2020, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What?

(97800, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post All of it was as coherent as the rest of your posts

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 13 Apr 2020, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
1) At bedtime, for fun, I pretended to turn inside-out.

2) my son screamed something like, "oh god no, stop, help me"

3) the police were called because a neighbour heard the screaming and thought a woman was being attacked

4) the police arrived at my door, they were all
smiles and didn't want to come in.

5) I complained that the police were negligent in their duties and that they should've come in the house

6) no 5 was a lie.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Apr 2020, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 1) *goatse impression*
2) Child will never unsee.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post think liquid metal meets the thing
that's what i did
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, walking into your kid's room covered in offal is definitely normal parenting behaviour.

(97800, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post don't forget the wanking

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Apr 2020, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No. 5 is alive.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post What a shit job the police have.
Imagine having to deal with these kinds of arseholes on a daily basis and not being allowed to beat the living crap out of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm the world's biggest cynic.
But it wouldn't surprise me if the cunt was bored and phoned in the 'disturbance' himself just so he could make a video of his civil liberties being apparently abused.
Four Officers showing up at a property and then kicking the door in over the report of a domestic disturbance suggests to me that the Police are already somewhat familiar with this cretin. The malice and language he uses towards the Officers kinda reinforces that.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post How not to handle a brush with the cops.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Take Hart ratings at all time low after Cressida guest hosting

(97800, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Dick bashes in door to nick cock.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post They should just melt
his door down with 5G laser guns.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Galaxy S20 model, obvs.

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
In the US they would have tasered him and then shot him. Or the other way round.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post One fewer internet prick

(97800, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 8:12, Reply)
This is a link post Damn you 2020
surprised there isn't more of this on here, but I suppose you haven't all woken up yet from your Easter Sunday cellarbrations.......
Favourite episode of The Goodies, too many...can't choose, will have to watch my collection today. But the Puppet Parliament with Dougal and Zebedee is up there.....
When Tim Brooke-Taylor and The Goodies ruled Australian TV at 6pm



They might've been English (very English) but a generation of Australians grew up with The Goodies.
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post that's no goodie
*Rule Britannia starts playing*
Today, one of our most beloved light entertainers will no longer walk the shores of this green and pleasant isle. No, he doesn't have a leg injury, he's dead. Britain mourns, but Britain will endure. We will carry on as before, with radio 4 quiz shows and documentaries showing night vision of owls shitting. Britain will..
{Signal breaks up. Cut to shot of giant hamster destroying model of London. Roll end credits and play closing theme}
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post So much for ISIHAC

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No season 10 then.

(Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:36, Reply)
This is a link post Max Richter: Sleep (8 hours)
Makes rather beautiful sense of all this.
Sleep - BBC Sounds



An all-night performance of Max Richter's eight-hour epic 'Sleep'.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 23:12, Reply)
This is a link post Try an omurice. Omelette over rice.
オムライス - literally "omurice".
Very simple Japanese comfort food, piss easy to make. Just an egg omelette thrown over some rice. Best with ketchup.
You don't need to get flashy like the guy in this video - I just like his style.
Itadakimasu. (= bon appétit).
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post KETCHUP???

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer about four drops of Kaitaia Fire Waha Wera sauce on my omelette
but I look forward to trying this out.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Kaitaia Fire is the best

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sriracha
For eggs
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds rank

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 12 Apr 2020, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Japanese people need to stay the fuck away from eggs
everything they do with them is just plain fucking wrong
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yuka Kinoshita:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQagoDNakQ4
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Laughing
myself silly listening to the "Laverne and Shirley" theme playing in the background.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel a bit irritated by the chocolate sauce at the end - less sugar than ketsup.
The way he unfolds the scrampled egg... Dōmo arigatō
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 19:09, Reply)
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どう致しまして
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 23:09, Reply)

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