Boooored with that last thread.
Where is the shittest place you have ever visited?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:10, 294 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Top 3 thread - Sorry Gonz
These are the top three b3tans I would like to kick in the nuts.

1. Bert Monkey Sex
2. Al The Geordie
3. Jeff The Poodle Penetrator

Who would you like to kick in the nuts and why?

(this is purely for jest, apart from Bert, I think I would actualy like to kick him in the nuts)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:55, 253 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've been gazzed by a very sad BobbyPires.
He feels undervalued around these parts.

Make him feel better, or tell him to man the fuck up.

Alt Q: What was your first ever 7" single?

Alt Alt Q: In a celebrity zombie apocalypse which deceased celebrity would you like to be eaten by and why? (Happy now Bob?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:40, 41 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've been spritzing the fake tan on since I got back from holiday
to try and make the most of my normal-coloured skin while it lasts.

As you may know, the side effect of this is smelling like Shreddies for a couple of hours after application.

Which smells can you absolutely not stand and which smells are delicious to you?

I'm a sucker for perfume that smells like sweets and I love the smell of petrol. I hate the smell of tequila and new plastic bags.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:48, 184 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bob, that's boring
Here's another thread.

I've just been to the sandwich van, fancied a pie. Decided on the classic Steak & Kidney, can't really go wrong can you? Turns out you can. While I'm sure I ordered a Steak & Kidney, I appear to have been given a steak & KIDNEY, not happy at all.

What was the last minor disappointment that really irritated you?

Alt Q: How do you have your steak? I have mine done Medium (used to always have it well done)
Alt Alt Q: What's your Curry? For taste, mine is Madras, but I just prefer Korma.
Alt Alt Alt Q: What's your favourite cheese? Strong cheddar, or Garlic and nettle for me. Stilton can fuck off. (Sorry, one for those who don't eat meat *spits*)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:43, 237 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Repost as it got a bit congested.
Monty's birthday has made me think about gifts. What's the best and worst gift you've ever recieved?

Alt Q: What's the worst gift you've given and why?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:49, 35 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Introducing my latest creation....
90nz0.com/lg/

I'm having some hosting issues with the new domain at the moment, so I've plonked it here for now so a few people can try it out and give some feed back.

Design wise it's very basic, please take a look around and let me know what you think !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:26, 92 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And I'm back!!
Using a proxy given by Enzyme (thanks, dear).

I've been laughing a lot, as my status in Facebook said I wasn't allowed into B3ta anymore, then my sister asked what B3ta is and both Enzyme and Noel gave her a very good explanation (in Spanish! Well done!) of what it is: A website where we share stories and talk about lunch. And little cats, don't forget the little cats!

If you had to describe B3ta to a stranger, how would you do it? If you were trying to convince him/her to join, what would you say? And what if you didn't want him/her to do it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:12, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What ho, chums.
Today is my birthday. Unbelievably I have survived another year.

I'd like a private table dance with 'extras' from the ladies, and a bottle of XO Hennessy from the gentlemen of the board.

What would you like for your birthday?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:34, 108 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good mornings
It's a bit foggy here today. Which means that every idiot is running around with foglights on. Even though it's not that bad, really. I wish someone would knock it into people's thick skulls that if the fog's light enough so they can still do 70mph on the motorway, then they don't need foglights on. Indeed, if there's a car behind you which is travelling close enough to see you, then you should extinguish them too.

Rant over.

So you'll want a question - when was the last time you had a pee outside on a frosty day?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:11, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Um, I entered the pub quiz as a one man team and came joint first. That is all.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:51, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You guys suck, grumble grumble grumble, etc.

Alt Q: I dunno...Buffy or Faith?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:24, 36 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Calling tech types.
Anyone know of a safe free software to use with windows xp for writing data to dvd discs?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

evening all
Just had a yummy sweet and sour chicken meal and now I am eating lindt chocolates. Yom yom yom
What you crazy cats up this evening?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:32, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*sits around waiting for a new thread to come along that I can join in without reading a load of stuff*
Oh look, here's one now !

In less than 2 days, I've made the most awesome thing I've ever made; on the internet. It'll be up online tonight for testing, and has made me lol a few times.

I don't think I got last week's job, but they said they want to keep me on as a freelance, so I'll have to see. Never mind, I got another tomorow I think.

So, erm, what's the point of YOU ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:59, 107 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

After drinking loads last night I texted a friend to tell them I "like like" them.
Today I'm not only suffering from a hangover but also from massive embarrassment.
I've decided the only way to fix this is to dig a hole and live in it permanently.

What was the last embarrassing drunk text you sent?

Alt q: should all phones and computers have breathalyzers on them? I know mine should.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:16, 217 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ok, so
i am normally the most cynical person in any room, but someone just produced this sarah kane quote in class and even i am quite amazed. copied in reply for length purposes.

so........ if someone said something really romantic to you, would you swoon or roll your eyes?

alt q: what made you such a cynical bitch/bastard?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:05, 272 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bored
bored bored bored.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:05, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tattoo
Right, I'm getting far too old and far too boring and I want a tattoo! Tell me about good ones (and shit ones too) that you or your mates have to help me decide what to get and where.

Alt Q:
What's everyone having to eat "this evening"? Not a lunch thread, you see
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:12, 292 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are we nearly there yet?
Alt q: Would you rather be thin with an ugly face or fat with a pretty/handsome face?

Shallow question is shallow.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:23, 285 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't usually do links, but this has shaken me up a bit .
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11407766

This is my area, there have been a couple of others as well, and an attempted attack occurred on my road. This has really freaked me out, I walk home alone in the dark all the time from dance and friends' houses - five times last week when the attacks all occurred - without a second thought. This is the first time I haven't felt safe in Manchester and I don't like it.
We haven't had a good dose of MTFU in a while, so can you do the honours please.

What's scared you recently?

Alt Q: I'm going to see Ross Noble tonight for the third time and I'm ultramega excited, OK. Who is your favourite comedian, and who do you think should be shot in the face?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:27, 217 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Raoul Moat - the stage play
Looks like I have missed the opportunity to see this:

www.eastlondonlines.co.uk/2010/09/artist-apologises-for-raoul-moat-play-at-deptford-x/

What have you missed recently?

EDIT: Oops - sorry Broadsword
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:18, 111 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

M 39 s
lgw nfjbb wltm fm 24-40 wsi gsoh lgw lob ovno ilb
( broadsword, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:04, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Where is Sarah Cox from?
I'm being forced to listen to her prattle today, and I just realised i've been subconciously thinking she has a speech defect, rather than the truth that she's regional. I'm not normally an accent snob but christ her voice is driving me to murderous thoughts
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:24, 34 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
We've all been there, haven't we?

After weeks of wrangling with carphone whorehouse, i ended up securing a decent £5p/m contract form my Blackberry. This was sim only and I was keeping my existing handset. I still had to pay £20p/m, but they kindly sent me a cheque for £180, which I promptly spunked.

I went into a store to set up a direct debit, and the counter cunt had to call through to customer services and she handed me the phone to give my details etc. So imagine my surprise when she started offering me a new handset, a blackberry, an item I could sell and make more money, then she starts going on about a free x-box or a 32" lcd telly...fuck me, i was all a quiver. I put the phone down to go check out the handsets she was offering...i wasn't that fussed, but another blackberry did catch my eye and the cunt in the shop, sensing a sale, said she could do this for the same price.

Reluctantly I hung up on the call center drone and done the deal with the cunt in the shop, inexplicably signing myself up to a 24 month contract, which taking into account the selling of the phone, I will be paying about £10p/m for over the course of 24 months, and no free fucking TV neither.

It wasn't till I got into work that I realised what a raging cock I had been, and how I had been seduced by the shiny baubles in the shop. Will I ever fucking learn. So, when was the last time you made a terrible decision based on greed?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:41, 158 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry Monty, I'm in a spectacularly good mood today
I found out last week that I'd been successful in applying for an internal position which means that my fixed term contract is now a permanent job. Last night I was told that based on my interview (and some subtly-spread [by me] rumours that I had other interviews elsewhere) they want to offer me an extra £2K as part of the new role. All of which means my yearly income is now 150% of what it was 3 months ago. Pass me a croissant.

What excellent news have you had lately? Trivial as you like. I know Bobby's going to say something about football.

Alt Q - who would win a triple threat match between Wolverine, The Terminator and Ryu from Street Fighter II? Points for imaginative reasons why
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:48, 141 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*Grumbleweeds*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:41, 43 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*tumbleweed*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:48, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can't be arsed to read all these threads
in need a news update. What's been happening

If you had to wear clothes made from food, what kind of food would you have it made from.

/shit question to validate the thread
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:43, 73 replies, latest was 15 years ago)