Racist grandparentsIt Came From Planet Aylia says: "My husband's mad Auntie Joan accused the man seven doors down of stealing her milk as he was the first black neighbour she had. She doesn't even get her milk delivered." Tell us about casual racism from oldies.
Thanks to Brayn Dedd who suggested this too
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:54)
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Just An Observation"It Came From Planet Aylia" formerly known as Janet Aylia (or whatever the fuck she was called). So you chose a a troll as the best suggestion.
Aylia is an amoeba-brain that has never posted anything even vaguely interesting on QOTW and spends her time writing derogatory replies to, well, pretty much everyone.
Please - check out her profile and read her spiteful crap that is her sole contribution to QOTW...
And you wonder why the quality of the posts on QOTW has gone down....?
Most forums have a "Do Not Feed The Trolls" policy. B3ta QOTW seems to have policy of "Fuck it - trolls rule...."
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:57,
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I think someone has a little crush./edit cheers.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:59,
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YOU TERRIBLE /TALK TROLL(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:08,
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you amoeba-brain!what an excellent insult that is
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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i don't know if i will ever recover from this terrible insult.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:54,
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There is something terribly wrong with me butI like it when people write derogatory replies to me. Because then I can call them seven kinds of cunt in return whilst still believing I hold the higher moral ground.
It's brilliant, really.
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i really, genuinely think you might need to get over yourself, here.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:01,
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So, you don't believe in feeding the trolls then wrote this.Well played.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:01,
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I heard you sellotaped a car to a wall.Is this what you intend to do to Janet?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:15,
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Aint got a leg to stand on with this one.....(
The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:02,
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You've actually become a parody of yourself.Well done you.
*pats head*
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:03,
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He'll be back in ten minutes to tell us that actually he's trolling.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:07,
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Normaly I like your posts LeglessYou have made me laugh many times, but this makes you look like
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^ ThisThe irony of someone feeding the trolls by complaining about other people feeding the trolls is painfully delicious, like a handmade butter toffee that wrenches out your molars.
In addition, regardless of Janet Aylia's usual cunternet persona, I think this week's question has potential. It's been open only since this morning and it's already produced some good stories. Saying that someone's incapable of coming up with a good question because you don't like them as a person is almost akin to...RACISM.
My joints are starting to ache from all this irony.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:16,
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the part i don't get is him not liking me as a 'person'when to him i am nothing but words on a screen. i worry that legless might have created some sort of paradox here and that the internet will implode.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:19,
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ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:19, closed)
I started off pointing out that ironybut I couldn't be arsed
It's more like a mouthwash that dissolves tooth enamel
As for Janet's cunternet persona I can see through it she's a poppet really :P
My only fear for this QOTW is people just posting racism without the funnies but so far so good
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YOU TERRIBLE QOTW TROLL.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:23,
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*blows kisses*cock juggling thundercunt :)
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that's 'sneering flapstain' to you, sonny.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31,
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Who you calling sonnyI just followed Leglesseseses instructions. Your best QOTW answer is
a) Being a troll
b) very good
Irony overload
chins
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chin chin(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:45, closed)
YOUR BETTER THAN EVRYONE HEAR!(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:23, closed)
Mmmm, I likes feeding, In fact, I looove it.What kindsa food do yo like Leglles? If yo took this lady out for a meal, would y'all take her someplace niiiice for chicken, fried chicken?
I hopes yo not the sorta brother who'd make her pay, oh no that'd be wrong.
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THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:11,
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JMG!(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:12, closed)
That picture wasn't supposed to be that big.But it works.
Even my mistakes are correct.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:14,
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you've saved this thread(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:17, closed)
LEGLESS IS GREAT AND NOT A NONCE AT ALL(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:19, closed)
Sits back with a bag of crisps to watch the fight.TROLL WARS!
A little bit like World of Warcraft but without the weird relationships with people who are problably men but you take the chance anyway.
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i think i'll stay tuned to this oneit might get interesting...
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:11,
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:13,
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LEGLESS LOVES JANETLEGLESS LOVES JANETLEGLESS LOVES JANETLEGLESS LOVES JANETLEGLESS LOVES JANET
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Hahaha, you fucking idiot.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:15,
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AND IS DEFINITELY NOT A NONCER(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:15, closed)
you unbelievable spastic(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:16, closed)
where's the Hulk option?/ac
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GO ON, DELETE THE THREADDO AS YOU'RE TOLD! DELETE THIS THREAD! DO IT NOW!
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DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:20,
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Do it legless.It's the only step left to make you look like more of a ridiculous cunt.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:24,
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Notice how absolutely everyone, qotwers and talkers alike, are joining forces to call you an abominable twat.Well done Legless, you've united the boards.
Cheers
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:19,
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Legless, peacebroker through cuntery.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:20,
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Who'd have thought that getting massively upset at the internet for no reason could do so much good?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:21,
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Wobbling without even being provoked, just from the question itself.What a fucking clown.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:23,
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WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE MODS?NONCEIGNORELIESQOTWSEXCHILDRENINTERNETPORNLIES
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This has nothing to do with the current question. Mods, please ban this user.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:26,
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You know what I think?I think Legless maybe has grandkids and is worried that he'll relate to a lot of these answers. Not that I'm saying LEGLESS IS A MASSIVE RACIST, I'm just saying that he might feel like one.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:28,
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This sort of post is exactly what the Off-Topic section is for. If users aren't going to use the correct boards, and continue to flood other boards with nonsense, they should be stepped.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:29,
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Sieg Heil!don't make me goose step.
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I'm glad... you are not implying LEGLESS IS A MASSIVE RACIST because that wouldn't be very nice
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My lunch finishes at 2will this be concluded by then?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:28,
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it'll be deleted by then.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33,
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A B3TA MOD WRITESWe don't care where the ideas come from, as long as they're reasonably good, and a huge majority voted for this QOTW subject not knowing (nor caring) from whom it came.
Good grief, at least one of the better suggestions in this week's vote came from Personality Horse.
Ideas and the LOLS above personalities, and if you're going to bicker, take it to /talk.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30,
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+ or OT(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:32, closed)
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Please move this thread to the Off-Topic board as it is cluttering up the proper QOTW.Cheers.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:32,
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this is the genuinely puzzling part - he never, ever does.i remember you from the old blogging days, i think. oh, 2007, where are you now?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33,
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Could you maybe ban Legless, then pretty much every problem qotw has will be solved.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33,
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Not one reply to anyone. What a cunt.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30,
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That's not very racist and 'I'm not sure why your grandparents would care so much about b3ta.(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:32, closed)
Best comedy account of all time.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:39,
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excellent(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:41, closed)
If this doesn't win then ... well ... it's probably for the best ... but I'd like it to win.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:25,
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move this to /boardit's cluttering up this thread
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*starts slow clap*(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:45, closed)
He's having a go at protozoas now. Will the intolerance ever end?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:46,
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Its interesting isn't it that /talk trolls seem to 'win' QotW every week with pisstake versions of the appalling gibberish you simpletons post.(
WormuIus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:50,
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Ballistic Bob, that's you that is.www.youtube.com/watch?v=uONhYwbZVro
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:01,
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they kept QOTW open for this?now I really am upset
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Actual proper lol here.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:12,
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i love you, theo. i've always loved you.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:28,
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Is she racist?Is she the parent of one of your parents?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:12,
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It's almost beyond doubt that Janet Aylia broke the rules and deserves to be tried, convicted, and punished.But this. This is beyond the pale. This is trolling. This is incredibly inhumane and degrading treatment designed to break the will and spirit.
Rob? You still listening mate?
B3tans around the world listened to you, believed in you and thought you'd actually make a difference. We believed you when you said you'd stop the trolling on b3ta. You blamed that all, and quite rightly, on JMG.
But this. This is on YOUR watch. YOU'RE Commander-In-Chief and this is YOUR responsibility.
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Top notch.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:14,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:18,
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I would, but your trolling ways would come between us.(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:31, closed)
I'll marry you(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:37, closed)
Why on earth not?I might get to see boobies that aren't mine for once and from your profile they may be pierced.
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terrible racism, there(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:49, closed)
its Pie ism(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:50, closed)
is this a reference to his blog or something?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:30,
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lol just found it i am catching up v. slowly here ppl (
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:30,
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Oh, man. Stop everything. This wins the internet.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:38,
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GREAT CONTRIBUTION THERE LEGLESS(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:25,
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HAHAHAHAHAYou spastic baby. Get to fuck. Cheers.
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I assume no-one's clicked thisBe awful if it ended up on the popular page for everyone to re-read
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Or sat in his profile for eternity.That would be TERRIBLE.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:44,
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Yeah, I'm sure this thread won't be in your profile(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:17, closed)
Personally I'm waiting for Janet's fucking awesome, winner-of-the-week racist grandparents storyit must be an absolute corker, after all...
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:49,
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She's told it.It's the one attached to the question at the top.
Cheers.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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still got your pride, I like thatso Janet is a female? how enormously fat are we talking here?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:03,
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at least three your mums(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:08, closed)
Fucking hellthat's like seven Amourous Badgers
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:15,
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muahahaha(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:16, closed)
I somewhat agree.In that trolls who post only to offend, like Janet, should be banned. S/he is really an unfunny miserable pathetic waste. I like some of the trolls who post only to make others laugh and don't care if they offend anyone, but that doesn't apply to Janet.
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I somewhat disagree(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:58, closed)
Firmly grasped the point of this QOTW as well then.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:02,
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"banned"?are you fucking serious?
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I've got my banhammer at the ready(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:20, closed)
SOMETHING THAT UPSETS MY ONLINE EXPERIENCE SHOULD BE BANISHED!IT IS IRRELEVANT IF THEIR ACTIONS IN NO WAY DISRUPT THE RUNNING OF THE SITE!
MY SENSIBILITIES ARE IMPORTANT DUE TO THE LARGE SUMS OF MONEY I HAVEN'T DONATED TO THIS WEBSITE!
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dolphin piss/ac
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I don't know why I just did that(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:27, closed)
Janet Poppetas I now like to call her shouldn't be banned for being a cunt to people. Banning people for being cunts on b3ta would be like banning fat people from Burger King
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did you just mention food?OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
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i agree, i am a terrible, terrible troll and should be banned.or, right, how's this for a solution? YOU COULD STOP READING THE INTERNET. it clearly upsets you.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:25,
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get off the internet you awful trollit's somebody else's turn
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Are you trying to out-gun legless in the utter prick competition?Dude. It's never going to happen. I mean, fair play, this post makes you sound like an almighty fucking prick. But legless is in a totally different league.
Cheers.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:35,
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Here come the Legless Defence League.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:11,
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Woah, what did I miss?Fucking hell, did Aylia piss on your favourite teddy bear or something? I generally follow the rule of thumb which is the "ignore" button. If some troll posts shite, 1 click does the trick.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:14,
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It may be related to the fact thatAs I pointed out here, he owes that user a billion dollars.
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MatJ LOOK, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:13,
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LolAnother reason to hate Shakespear :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 7:08,
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Reading this post has been"a hell of a ride!"
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:16,
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Fucking Hell, is this squabble still going on??I haven't seen so many replies since Rory blew one up.
I think you've been had, folks.
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Still no sign of the OH MAN I TOTALLY TROLLED ALL OF YOU(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:28,
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i don't think it was that well thought-out.but no doubt legless will be alond at some point to say 'lol i trolled you'. mind you, he'll have to shout over the whirring noise of his frantic backpedalling.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:28,
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150 replies in an hour or so seems like first-rate trolling to me(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:30,
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oh, come on. this is legless we're talking about.he clearly just mashed the keyboard in an internet rage. he follows me around qotw calling me a cunt, so this is exactly the sort of reaction i would expect from him. still, i bet he calls it as trolling to save face.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:35,
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Isn't the point of trolling supposed to make other people look stupid and upset though?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:35,
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Ah yes, Legless has trolled himself.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:35,
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and the reaction has been exactly as expected by all concerned.he posted and the dogs salivated.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:21,
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It's trolling, in the Albert Marshmallow school of trolling.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:25,
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I think the intent may have been to trolland the claim may even be "you've been trolled"
but frankly, and I say this as someone who has never had a problem with Legless before, he has made himself look like a tit. If the intent was to troll, it's backfired.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:38,
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I don't think it was his intentbut you can't argue with the results
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:46,
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you awful, awful troll. stop baiting everyone on this thread, or i'll have you BANNED.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:49,
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I'm not sure accidental trolling counts.We need a new word for it.
Leglessing?
Oh,no, we aleady have a word. It's a Bertdown.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:53,
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It's a load of fuss over nothing, I'm a bit bemused tbh(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:54, closed)
It's just funny, that's about the long and short of it.Cheers.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:16,
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Well, as long as everyone is happy.(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:55, closed)
I'm just posting a reply here,So I can prove I was here. The great legless fail. Internet history in the making.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:25,
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*waves awkwardly to the viewers back home*(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:48,
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I like thisand I like the explosion of activity from the trolls. Who clearly aren't be trolled here, no way.
Top work
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:04,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1407894
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:18,
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Masterful playing of the Legless Gambit.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:35,
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No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:08,
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YES!(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:28,
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I more than like this.I want to marry this thread and have its babies. It's got to get to the Best Of page, amirite?
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How about you just fuck off?You've never understood this place and you obviously never fucking will. You're like a fucking humour vacuum. A joy sponge. A dreary, self-righteous prig. Nobody likes you.
Cheers.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:15,
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this thread is a corkerand should be linked to from the front page FOREVER
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Fuck that.They should just replace the front page with this thread.
The rest of the site is just gravy.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:19,
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This is how you post a massive flouncing piss whinge.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:23,
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IfI came across a fellow b3tards computer with his profile left open, what would it be called if i were to post something like that?
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This is a magnificent thread.(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 3:33, closed)
I KnowI'm so proud :)
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:38,
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Proud of what?Being such a complete twat?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:50,
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Off You Go, BatteredOff to /talk, your new spiritual home. You'll like it there. They might even accept you and give the validation you so desperately crave.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:54,
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You should be proud Legless, you've achieved what Rob could never do and brought QOTW and /talk together.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:58,
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It's What I DoWhere there is conflict I bring peace.
Tomorrow, it's healing lepers. Can you and Janet be ready at 9am?
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:16,
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oh god what's happening (, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:42, closed)
Just because someone thinks you're a wanker doesn't mean they should be on /talk.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:03,
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You do realise that even the impartial-by-default mods think you're a bellend, right?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:10,
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That's the spirit Legless!Make yourself look like even more of a twat. Well played, one nil you.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:13,
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Alright Legless?I was wondering, do you ever put salad cream in your baked beens?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:55,
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Did you ever think you'd get this kinda reaction?It's quite impressive, really.
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Same Old, Same Old..Directly criticise /talk and you it's like kicking a hornets nest. Nah. hang on. That doesn't work.
Criticise /talk and it's like pinching banana from a troop of howler monkeys. Then they all pile out, hooting and gibbering and shitting in their hands and flinging it at you.
200+ replies so far - 90% from /talk regulars + poor old Battered who's new and looking to make friends.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:02,
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It doesn't really have anything to do with you criticising talk.It's more to do with you being a childish prick. /talk made up 90% of the thread, but not 90% of the contributors.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:04,
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ErrYou did look at the drawings you made for me? And you call me childish?
But, think on this. One post from me has had you spazzing in indignation for 24 hours. You've cared enough to draw pictures of me (sweet - but I'm not your teacher) - 200+ post so far. I've got a bet that I can get it to 500 before the week is out. Wanna help me out?
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:12,
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oh, right. this is where you pretend you did all of this on purpose, right?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:13,
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You're too late, Ring Of Fire has already played the 'actually it was all trolling' gambit.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:54,
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How about a covering bet?I'll give you three times whatever your
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 13:59,
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don't you DARE try and bring logic and facts into this, mike.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:12,
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HeyNo need for that, I drew you a PICTURE man, a PICTURE
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Theoban What of it, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:05,
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I KnowI saved it. I might print it out and put it on the fridge.
You're a GOOD boy.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:08,
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i didn't replyi might be the only person on /talk that doesn't think you're a wanker
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yes i am aware of the implications of that /talk you don't need to get smart(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:08, closed)
New account, not new person. My problem with you is that you singled out one person to post about, not that that person posts on /talk.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:19,
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*cough*9269 messages on the talk board
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:25,
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I'd have the same issue with you if you'd commented on someone who never posts on /talk - which parts of the site someone uses is immaterial.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:27,
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Actually - You're WrongThere's a massive correlation between QOTW comments and if they're mean, spiteful, derogatory or just plain rude and /talk. It's easy to prove. Look at any past question and the comments. 80%+ of nasty comments will be for someone who has more than 2000 posts on /talk.
If I can be arsed - I might even write a script that will show this.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:40,
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oh god what's happening (, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:43, closed)
or you could stop worrying about it altogether and try another website.they'd LOVE you over at the daily mail, with your incisive telling-it-like-it-is style.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:47,
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You misunderstood what I wrote.My problem with your post is that you posted a rant about an individual.
If you don't like what some people have to say use the ignore button. If you don't like a qotw subject don't read it.
You don't have to write a post slagging somebody off. The fact that you have chosen to post about someone on /talk rather than someone on /links or /board is immaterial to my disagreement with your actions.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:49,
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There's also quite a high correlation between people posting on /talk and them winning QotW(
WormuIus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:18,
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Hahahahahahahaha.You clueless and joyless twat.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:40,
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You genuinely are an idiot, aren't you?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:32,
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the best part is that legless appears to have me on ignore.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:46,
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noyou just haven't posted anything worth replying to.
And, before you ask, no "cheers" for you...
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:16,
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Why exactly does it matter who suggested the question?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:23,
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Battered's not new you flid.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:33,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1407894
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:21,
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You utter cunt.b3ta is dead to me, because of you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:33,
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no, you're a prick full of impotent rage. it's not the same thing at all.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:58,
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How many times have you replied in this thread alone?because seriously, the impotent prick is in the eye of the boholder here, and you seem terribly upset
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:48,
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I likeLegless
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Needs more kitties.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:32,
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Glad to see this is being taken seriously :)(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:38, closed)
oh god what's happening(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:38, closed)
Nah.Looks like another QOTW I'll just sit out, as my grandparents never said anything amusingly racist.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:02,
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yepme too
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It's prompted a lot of good storiesSo shaddap and drink yer pint.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:54,
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TrueBut, let's be honest. It's a thinly-veiled excuse for everyone to come over all Jim Davidson and post racist jokes disguised as "Something my Gran said"
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:06,
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If that is how you want to look at it, then maybe you're the problem, and not the question.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:19,
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Nobody is forcing you to read it. If you don't like it, stay away from QOTW until next Thursday.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:20,
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Haha, Legless' only talent is making things up.Like he can really go anywhere else.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:22,
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he's got a job lined up as policy advisor to his good friend barack obama, i'll have you know.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:28,
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I certainly hope you aren't insinuating that some of these QOTW posts are fabrications of truth?I'll not stand for that.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:39,
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Oh Monty!How will we ever tell the children?
*weeps*
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:47,
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is this the post people have got so fucking upset over?:( i was expecting controversy
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:32,
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He was bashing jews at one point but he deleted it.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:34,
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this is a great fucking pile of dog eggs(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:42,
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Stick Around Rumour is, Battered is going to bash a bishop....
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:48,
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Why don't you read a book to calm down?https://www.amazon.co.uk/New-Death-others-ebook/dp/B005Q8Q8DY/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1319805490&sr=1-1
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:50,
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OiWhere's the fucking "Cheers"???
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Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:52,
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Battered raised an interesting pointIf you don't like it then use the ignore button, and this can be applied to anyone.
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He can teach himself how to use it apparentyb3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post652834
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:40,
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Oh man, so he really was trolling us this whole time?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:46,
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It's like a particularly shit episode of Scooby-Doo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:01,
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And he would have got away.....I'll stop there.
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If it weren't for him meddling with kids?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:38,
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:) ha!(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:23, closed)
Whoever really.I mean that if someone is so offended then just hit ignore. What's the big deal?
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just a good observationMost of you have been on here for years... same here but not as a member then one day I thought hmmmm why not.
So I signed up posted a few things on QOTW and ended up with a sour taste from the fuck-witted shite that Janet Aylia or whatever he/she/it goes by posts in reply.
There are a few of you out there who do similar, some with humor which is great but Janet really takes the biscuit and comes across as a miserable poor specimen of loose weeping dog turd.
www.b3ta.com/questions/grandparents/post1230054
Ironic to think she then came up with this QOTW. Maybe she needs bitty to soothe her anger or maybe just a complete personality swap because her current one clearly is fucked.
The thing is most new members will also think the worst of this site just because of this Janet.... shame really as it discourages fresh opinions and interesting posts. Maybe she is Hitler in disguise?
Cheers Legless for your post its about time someone did say something.
postrage over now
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sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:35,
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Hello Legless' comedy account.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:45,
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glad you liked it I will put you in the "there are a few of you out there who do similar, some with humor which is great" category :)
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sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:56,
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FFS.Then why didn't you put Janet on ignore?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:03,
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sorry but thats a bitlike shutting the gate after the horse has bolted. The first time I came across her was when she delighted me with her intellectual prowess and graced me with her lovely reply to my post.
Bit difficult to put someone on ignore before you know they exist.
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sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:37,
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So how does this fit with "ended up with a sour taste from the fuck-witted shite that Janet Aylia or whatever he/she/it goes by posts in reply."
Seems to me from what you've said that she pissed you off at some point after she had delighted you, but you didn't put her on ignore at the point that she first annoyed you?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:54,
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sorry If what I have said is misleading. Janet called me a cunt and a fucko the first time she posted a reply. That in itself was enough to piss me off. She has never delighted me, I was being sarcastic.
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sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:05,
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i can only apologise for having ruined the Internet for you.fucko.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 8:14,
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Can I ruffle your hair?I've got some Duplo, somewhere...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:39,
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ooooooI like a good ruffle in my afro just don't leave a stain
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sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:35,
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actually, having re-read this, i'm genuinely impressed by your frankly bewildering logical conclusionthat me calling you (and bear with me here, as i'm still not sure who you are or why you're so upset) a cunt equals B3ta being ruined for EVERYONE FOREVER. i bet you have an older sister who told you when you were five that father christmas wasn't real.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:07,
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buggerfucktwatwhat do you mean he is not real - next you will be telling me he is not black
oh FFS - why do you keep hammering in the torture, you make me long for the days when a ZX81 was the most advanced thing in my life
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sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 17:18,
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I agree with the sentiment of janet being a shit troll.Just sayin.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:12,
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agreethis is win and she won't marry me
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299threlurks. goes to pub
edit: cheers
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Legless...You don't post much any more and when you do, more than half of it is this shit. I seem to remember a post of yours a few years back in which you claimed to be "King of qotw" on the grounds that you were the only person to have posted in all ~250 up to that point.
Then you stopped posting for a long while.
Now you're back, and I wonder if it hurts that nobody actually cares that you were gone? Have you realised that you are not the life and soul of this website, and never were? Nobody seems to like your posts much any more, and I wonder how that makes you feel?
I challenge you - do something productive. Do something that proves that you're more than a sad old man, trying desperately to cling on to imagined (and long past) glory.
Or fuck off. I'm good either way.
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MatJ LOOK, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:26,
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"sad old man"...Thanks, dude. He and I are the same age.
*hobbles off on cane to subscribe to The Daily Mail*
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 2:35,
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Best qotw post I have ever read.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 8:46,
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Is this a record for replies to a qotw 'story' btw?314?
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If he gets 500 he's promised to fuck off forever.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:16,
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ness Gracious Me(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:59, closed)
The thing with fucking off for good is that it rarely sticks. Sometimes, some tedious, borderline-illiterate and yet needlessly belligerent cunt will flounce off in high dudgeon, only to return a little while later posting the same worthless load of old shit that bored everyone to tears in the first place.
And I'm not talking about Legless. I quite like his posts.
Nice chevron. Never gets old.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 1:31,
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Hey guyz....What's going on here?
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 10:09,
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character assassinationApparently it never grows old
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Cheers.(, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 10:49, closed)
Blimey.This has a fair few replies.
*disappears again*
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Why don't you settle this the old fashioned way?Next one to get a fp in the qotw wins. My money is on Legless.
cheers
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Shouldn't we make it a more balanced contest?How about 'last one to make themselves look like a prick' wins. That'll make it harder to call
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Are we there yet?Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:32, closed)
One last cheers
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:44, closed)
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