Good luck, you'll know black rain there , if I fart it's like bobby sands cell (
mongychops, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 0:57,
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hullo queef. how's the job hunting going? what sort of work are you 'looking' for?(
MiseryCunt, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 18:56,
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I got one selling la cucina Siciliana at wanky London food marketsLove it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 20:24,
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Trump ARIZONA CRIMINAL PLOT is finally EXPOSED (
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 20:43,
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-nLepidopterist's go crazy for this mom's bugs
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 21:14,
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Evening The mental has out-mentalled herself. She took half a roll of tinfoil to the shop to demand a refund, because she couldn't get it to unroll properly. They refused the refund, on the very reasonable basis that it was half used and she hadn't bought it from there. She is now demanding that the police investigate the shop.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 19:31,
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Unbelievable! If it was clingfilm I'd understand entirely
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 20:43,
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At least she's stopped accusing her lesbian neighbour Of having an affair with her boyfriend.
For today, anyway
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 20:59,
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My nephews charge of going equipped has been dropped. I'm still doing an FOI on them and putting a complaint in, the met need disbanding (
mongychops, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 21:19,
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So hang on, what were they trying to do him for?Some sort of weapon?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2023, 22:16,
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That's no way to talk about his uncle, it's not like it's his fault anyway(, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 22:53, archived)
Oi responsible adult me, I told a wpc her treatment of me was abhorrent, she replied no yours , and walked off, she didn't know that word (
mongychops, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 23:22,
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Sometimes the affected person will not be aware of what the alien hand is doing until it is brought to his or her attention, or until the hand does something that draws their attention to its behavior. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 19:52,
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Another patient reported not only tonic grasping towards objects nearby, but the alien hand would take hold of the patient's penis and engage in public masturbation.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 20:01,
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Lou Bega's less popular follow up single(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 17:39,
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Only in Western Europe, you colonialist-imperialist SCUM.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:29,
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Call in from Princeton, Indiana here(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:36,
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Fucking hellmy shits are so explosive today. Pretty sure my arse needs a firearm license. What is the genetic/evolutionary benefit of shitting out bad food with so much force? Does being able to shit really far attract a mate?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:35,
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It demonstrates a flexible sphincter(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:36,
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Maybe you've got a hippo thing going onstluciasouthafrica.com/hippo-facts/hippo-mating-gestation/
During the peak mating time, the male hippos pee and defecate (pass feces from their bodies) at the same time. This is then followed by the male hippos using its tail to spread the faeces and pee to the female it wants to mate with to get her attention.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:49,
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Listening to awful Japanese big band jazz and shouting "faggot!" at my speakers, living the dream here(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:46,
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I suppose if all else fails, just go through the book with a pen and replace words like “sword” and “wound” with “bopper” and “ouchie.”Eye Of Sauron = naughty winky
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:54,
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in which case mines of moria must be diddyland(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:26,
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O! What are you seeking,
And where are you making?
The faggots are reeking,
The bannocks are baking!
O! tril-lil-lil-lolly
the valley is jolly,
ha! ha!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:17, archived)
What mastery of styles!Clearly shows a blend of early medieval Anglo-Saxon alliterative verse techniques with Baby Shark.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:39,
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I thought I'd watch that new remake of Shaft as it's popped up on the old NettersTurns out it came out 23 years ago, fuck
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 16:17,
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yeah, I love the original so much I wasn't going to watch itit seems a little time passed in the meantime
also has 'still with dreadlocks and under 20 stone' Busta Rhymes in it. I can see how he never made the Ice T jump to acting
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 16:34,
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Howdy, bumcheek'sHow's Monday? Day off here. Not sure what to do with it. Might shove it down my japper.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:19,
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How strict do you think door policy is on this type of placera.co/events/1684913
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mongychops, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:34,
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not a venue I've heard of tbhBut it's Canning Town so my guess is that they are probably pretty cautious about who gets in
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:37,
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looking at a map it's more Silvertown than Canning but my point stands(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:43,
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You going in tooled up?you can probably pass of a pair of knuckle dusters as being very blingy.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:56,
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Clickin dis for populolz page context-free fun.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:59,
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Nice lineup, surely the rule of thumb is to just follow the dress code in case they don't let you in?(, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 12:09, archived)
That's what said to him, dress up, be polite, say you're 18, I thought he might be OK (
mongychops, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 12:11,
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If he's under 18 then he needs to do as little as possible to attract the attention of the door staff(, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 12:18, archived)
Whatever happened to entrance at club owners discretion, labyrinth didn't care if you behaved (
mongychops, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 12:21,
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Councils can shut clubs down like this *clicks fingers*Remember what happened to Fabric?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 12:22, archived)
Yeah, I can't find anything dodgy tho, and tbh I can't be that arsed to look, I didn't have the internet at his age and still found raves ...bloody kids today (
mongychops, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 12:26,
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he might well be, but needs to be prepared for disappointmenthe needs to memorise a date of birth, for sure
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 12:19,
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Thank you for your culinary sharingsI will respond in kind.
I am going to rustle something up later, might shove some of my Hyderabad spiced rice down my japper.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:35,
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nice one hozzleseveral Hyderabadi restaurants within walking distance of my house, it's not a Indian regional cuisine I know much about. I know their biryanis are supposed to be amongst the best
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:38,
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Are any of them so Hyderabad they're Hyderagood?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:41,
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Just bought a set of rear brake calipers and pads for the carI'm getting a bit sick of driving without using the handbrake because it tends to stick on and needs releasing with a tap from a hammer. You get funny looks around town when you're doing that.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:58,
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you are the 1970s charity donation box of that crippled boy AICMFP(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 12:21,
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that's a well-earned fiver(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 12:47,
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Monday is wet so far No plans except for work
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 12:11,
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waiting to find out this week's shifts, I did one more than I actually wanted last week as a favourreally I don't want to top 25hrs
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 13:11,
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+who +e
Peter Sutcliffe would be very upset.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 13:21,
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I'm just glad there's no more overtime for 6 weeks (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 13:58,
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Like the first morningBlackbird is spoverrated
Like the first bird
(, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 10:47, archived)
As usual, the Daily Star is out of this world - their lead story is on China's lunar ambitions.The paper writes that the country is "plotting" to mine the moon in a bid to create "cosmic nuclear weapons", in a warning from an "boffin" at the UK's Space Command.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 9:15,
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If there's something valuable in them thar hills it is clearly the USA's property, silly Chinese(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 10:51,
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"We haven't fucked the planet for money enough, fuck its vital satellite too!"(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:04,
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Vital?Wind, tides and a predictable orbit are overrated anyway
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:28,
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Destroy it before it falls into commie hands!(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:29,
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Guess what? Ground-up moon rocks are pure poison.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 9:16,
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I think you mean 'artificially flavored' Pop Rocks Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:04,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 10:26,
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Playing snooker with a piece of string(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:29,
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I think I'd beat a piece of string at snookerhow would it hold a cue?
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I would be happy to complete a cremation form for it.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:46,
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Have you tried putting it in a bowl of rice?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:47,
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My fridge has just diedAny tips on where to get a new one?
You can't say up your arse
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 15:58,
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Band new, ao.com2nd hand, Facebook marketplace usually has loads.
Failing that, you may have more luck if you look up your arse.
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:03,
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I would have said almost exactly thisif I hadn't seen that Cheers had already posted what I would have said
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hadn't thought of aoi'll give them a look, ta
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:33,
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Have bought from them twiceNo problems and good price
I am a poet and I am well aware of this
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 18:24,
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I reckon there's some Alligator Shitfuck going on herenews.sky.com/story/mexico-mayor-marries-alligator-like-reptile-who-he-calls-princess-girl-12913277
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:24,
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one product that comes out of oaxaca is hallucinogenic honeywhich might go some way to explaining what the fuck they're doing over there
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:31,
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"The mayor married a similar reptile this time last year." Men, they're all the same. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:32,
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honeymooned in the cayman islands(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:49,
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wait until his current wife sees who his luggage is made from, honeymoon over(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 18:30,
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Have you tried turning it off and then on again? www.which.co.uk/news/article/seven-common-fridge-freezer-faults-and-how-to-deal-with-them
Yeah, no. Just get a new one.
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:50,
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i've had it for 8 yearsand it was second hand in the first place, I only paid a tenner for it. I'd say I've definitely got my money's worth out of it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:53,
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Fault: your fridge doesn't work.Solution: take it to the recycling centre and buy a new fridge.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Jul 2023, 17:56,
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youtube.com/watch?v=w-x8nh949JQ&feature=share9
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 20:30,
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How viable would it be to get one second hand?Do you know someone with a big car/van (not sure if you just need fridge or fridge/freezer)? If so then I'd definitely agree with Facebook marketplace. I've found all sorts of bargains on there, especially as a fridge is a pretty simple thing that either works or doesn't.
Again, completely agree with ao.com - reasonable prices and pretty decent service. Definitely waaaay better than Curry's who are bunch of shitweasels.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 17:10,
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I'm seriously considering the second hand optionI would have to rely on my sister, who's the only one of us who can drive. Been looking at FB marketplace and already seen a few likely ones
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 17:18,
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I fault find for a ...yeah but. Have you checked the fuse in the plug and or spur ?(
mongychops, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 19:32,
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That's the first thing I did It's not the fuse
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 20:03,
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No, no light (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 20:53,
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Internal fuse of the transformer gone maybe. They don't normally just die, and if burnt out they blow a fuse. All depends if you can be bothered to do the checks and fix (
mongychops, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 20:57,
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Plug top fuse? How did you test it? I'm not being condescending but text it tricky. Did you stick that 13amp fuse in your kettle plug and it worked ? Or a continuity tester (
mongychops, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 21:03,
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Toaster It worked fine. I got my money's worth out of the fridge, I knew I would have to buy a new one eventually. Luckily, I've been saving for a holiday next year, so I actually have the money to buy one
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 21:31,
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No Council will take it away for £5
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 20:04,
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Get on Craigslist. You can get a fridge and raped at the same time. Can’t miss out on a deal like that.
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i just threw a working fridge awaylol i'm mental, me
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MiseryCunt, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:39,
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Move to the North Pole. Then when people ask where your fridge is you can say"Where we're going we don't need no fridge"
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:48,
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Who is this guy? I see his face on here a lot. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 13:15,
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Morning(squatting pose as if using a toilet, hands in front as if holding a smartphone, thumbs moving as if typing all that shit which no-one reads)
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 9:23,
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All night long, don't you understand anything?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 13:12,
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I never thought it would, with me and the girl from.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 10:20,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 10:19,
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As Rolling Stone pointed out, Miller has often been linked to outlandish policy suggestions, including a 2019 proposal to “secure [Isis leader] Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s head, dip it in pig’s blood and parade it around to warn other terrorists”.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 12:15,
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It's terrible, it's shocking, it's inhuman, but I'll be honest I found myself wondering what song I'd sing as I paraded around, dripping head held aloft*Batman_with_a_bomb.gif*
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 13:02,
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I meant the proposed drone strikes but this would probably work too(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 13:13,
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Bomb the boats with the heads of terrorists dipped in pig's blood(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 13:38,
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Is the blood of pigs distinctive in some wayWhat if the other tersts think it is human blood
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 13:47,
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Extensive pre-advertising targeting all the main terrorist demographics, "we choose only the vilest, most haram pigs' blood for our terrorist head dips"(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 14:17,
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is it the blood of the cunts who do their big shop in Marks?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 15:19,
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That's a very odd use of the word 'secure.'(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Jul 2023, 14:16,
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Parade it around in a locked bullet proof box(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 14:17,
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There's a lot of words in there that probably shouldn't be neighbors in a sentence. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 14:21,
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Butox (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 0:23,
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I can'ter understand what you're on about(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 13:13,
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why do flies suddenly appearjust like thee
they want to be
close to poo
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MiseryCunt, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 20:04,
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Empty your kitchen waste more frequently(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 20:16,
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Try flushing you manky cunt (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 20:20,
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That too (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 20:36,
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Flossing has become popular in schools due to the popularity of Fortnite[5][7] and because of support from parents and administrators, as flossing can be seen as lacking the relative eroticism seen in other dance moves popular with young people.[8](
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 22:29,
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Spocking(ears extended upwards into 'points' with fingers, logical eyebrows)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 0:11,
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Ziplining(legs apart, arms splayed, flag in each hand)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 0:11,
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Congratulations, children are a blessing apparently, fucked if I'd agree (
mongychops, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 15:51,
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Saw the prodigy start at the 4 aces club Dalston, good before they decided they needed very shouty mcs (
mongychops, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 15:55,
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Yeah when they started they were brilliant ehAndroid EP is a rave classic, later stuff was rubbish
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 16:06,
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They used to do clink st and labyrinth all the time, flint was there, but not shouting shite (
mongychops, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 16:38,
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Mr C was a good lad, didn't ever seem he wanted to be a shouty front man, he just did his bit every hour or so to break shit up , chill a bit or stir it up. Only my opinion, he might have ended up a nonce , dunno (
mongychops, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 16:56,
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Still think this picture is my best. Can't find the og versb3ta.com/board/11040081
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mongychops, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 18:11,
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the band?or have you successfully slammed baby batter up someone's fishmitten?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 16:04,
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can't unfortunatelyneed to stay close to the mental from now on, it's not safe to leave her to her own devices.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 16:09,
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taher daughter is up from Cardiff tonight for a party, so she can look after her mother for a day or two and give me a break. I actually have more money than month for once, so I'll treat myself to a bottle of Gordon's tonight
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 16:25,
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"Even rock stars don't get this kind of welcome. The West is scoffing that after Prigozhin's mutiny the president has been weakened. This proves the opposite is the case."scoffers gonna scoff
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 17:06,
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66049989Fuck me I'll do it for 50 quid
(, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 11:25, archived)
If the Titan had no windows and the passengers viewed everything through a camera, what was the point in going down inside it?Might as well just send a remote controlled robot to poke about.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 12:27,
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I know it couldn't be the same experience as this, because pitch black unless liti.ytimg.com/vi/6t1WpGtlDZc/hqdefault.jpg
but what joy is there in 5 people crowding round a little telly while trying to hold their farts in
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 12:50,
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I believe rich people keep a posse of povos nearby to blame their farts on, so I really don't know what you're on about here(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 13:31,
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It doesn't even need to be that long, you could all travel to very near the site in a PROPER submarine, and control your little more manoeuvrable robot from there(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 13:34,
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might as well just drop depth charges down there and blow anything you want to look at to the surface(
MiseryCunt, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 13:07,
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Might as well just everyone get over this constant ghoulish fascination with the site of 1500 deaths a century ago(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 13:31,
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But as a society we should remember what comes of commercial arrogance, inadequate engineering and skimping on safety measures. Let it be a lesson learned, if people forgot the past they would be doomed tooh
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 13:44,
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Typical of big submersible. Holding back the little inventions (
mongychops, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 14:56,
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wasn't that the argument they used to avoid paying for safety measures?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 16:02,
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It turns out that argument does hold water(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 16:59,
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IDGIbecause the Titan had a big window at the front and powerful lights so you could see things through it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 14:08,
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I ate a hundred mushrooms once.I don't recommend it. Had a terrible time finishing that breakfast.
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MiseryCunt, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 13:22,
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why did you eat a hundred mushrooms?it's an oddly specific number, was it for a bet?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 14:52,
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 9:36,
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I said sphincter Is that a problem?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 10:33,
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you would jew that out of your fucking jew face you jew nosed jew fuck jew cunt jew nobber(
MiseryCunt, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 10:21,
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 11:27,
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might bei might be Jewish. what do you think about that you anti-semitic plophead?
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MiseryCunt, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 8:39,
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Keith "Malik" Mayberry and Lamar "Hula" Mahone?(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 20:50,
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Can't, I'm king fu fighting, I thought everybody was(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 21:19,
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presenters including many who have previously made their name in national and commercial radio, such as Graham Dene, David Hamilton and Diana Luke(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 21:21,
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Might change my name to Johnny Pesto, it's Italian It means "saucy Joe"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 21:42,
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Pushing that camel knobbing prick down the boardDo you have plans this weekend? If so, why? They'll inevitably fail, you fucking stupid fucking cunt. Don't bother.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 14:42,
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Fuck of spastic. I am preparing for last interview stage. And working on obfuscating my DBS record.
Fuck off spanishfly
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Is that the film with Gary Oldman and death by rectal red hot poker?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 14:58,
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Fuck off spanishfly
oh mist rolling in from the sea
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:30,
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Going for this job pal?scontent.fman4-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/356934134_10159263444045785_7789275200194937717_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=7ZF8XMm3xb0AX8v0iHX&_nc_ht=scontent.fman4-2.fna&oh=00_AfCMyb2HLnop3zHHA-Ml5lN6OzNDM0S2Slzskz7K4HuIog&oe=64A3A87D
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Going to see the new Indiana Jones tomorrow (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:04,
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What was wrong with the old one?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:06,
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It was Kingdom of the crystal skull (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:51,
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Think I saw them supporting Puddle of Mudd(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:21,
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Fuck off Belloq (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:52,
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Fuck of the Sea is an enchantment to a fishing rod that increases fuck while fishing.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:25,
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I used the console to hack the enchantment level and now as soon as I cast, my inventory just fills up with fuck lol(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:29,
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working Sundayoff today and 2moz so today's my Saturday, I've spent it preparing a Punjabi feast for tonight's dinner: burra kebabs, seekh kebabs, palak paneer, tadka dal, pilau rice, mint yoghurt sauce.
quiet one tomorrow, prolly bumhole a bullfinch
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:29,
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got any bhang lassi to quench your thirst?(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:42,
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no but I do have some excellent Nepalese hash(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:04,
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When you say preparing, am I to assume you mean actually cooking?Because if you do, we need to talk.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:56,
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First up, your dal recipe is of interest Second, when you say pilau....
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:57,
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I mean preparing, the cooking will happen laterThe chops have a 2-stage marinate process and the seekhs are shaped and firming up in the fridge. Whether I can be arsed to cook them over charcoal very much depends on how many pints I have beforehand. Tbf I have cooked the dal and made the sauce for the paneer, but won't stir the cheese in until the last minute to maintain crispiness.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:04,
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youtube.com/watch?v=Ul72F0YaAcU&feature=share9
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:24,
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They'd get sued for saying white snake though(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:30,
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I hope you're going to call it all "foreign muck" to keep brb happy.When I say happy, I mean his usual baseline.
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"Joyful, nostalgic pop from the singer of Call Me Maybe."Thanks bbc, as if I didn't feel fucking old enough already, you call something I thought came out like two years ago "nostalgic"
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 12:30,
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I remember the 29th June 2023 like it was yesterday (
Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 12:38,
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Rebecca Black Released Friday 50 Years Ago Today. Feel Old Yet?(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 12:54,
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France is now at the end of my road, I can see striped jumpers and berets popping into existence on the pedestrians one by one(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 12:58,
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Just went to get lunch and my Warburtons 'as converted into ze typical baguette, on ze plus side my squash collection also 'as turned into expensive wine(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 14:25,
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Actually I got 2/7 so not worse than spanishfly you fucking mong(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 14:45, archived)
saw a guy filling his car at the petrol stationhe was wearing a tshirt with the slogan:
"Don't like me?
FUCK OFF
problem solved"
which seemed unecessarily provocative
but he did look like a total cunt
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Better than replying to that camel knobber (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 8:51,
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These days, if you feel the need to signal to complete strangers that you're a perpetually aggressive dickhead, people assume you're white(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 9:00,
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Is this racist? I mean it definitely would be if I'd said black.I just don't know any more.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 11:58,
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Yes:prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group.
the belief that different races possess distinct characteristics, abilities, or qualities.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 12:01,
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Is it racist to think that more white people are racist than in other races(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 12:23,
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Probably guilt over killing most of the natives and importing someone else's natives to do all the work(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 12:56,
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Probably. The issue is that if there's only one culture tearing itself to pieces over historical guilt, and every other culture is just basically shrugging and saying they don't give a shit what they did in the past, then that culture is circling the drain, and when anything is in danger of dying it commits desperate acts to save itself, hence the rise of far right identitarian parties across the West. Everything needs to come back to centre before the pendulum swings too far back the other way and we all end up in a civil war.
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I once dreamed you were an old Chinese man(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 2:20,
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It would be unsurprising to think that white people are more racist than people of other races due to MSM etc sending and amplifying that message, and due to the re-definition of racism that means you can't be racist to white people. Extremists on both sides of the aisle are fanning the flames. Best thing to do in my opinion is not to take it all too seriously and hope it doesn't end up in rioting.
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"I am indifferent to everything except personal safety"(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:17,
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Those imported Roma cabbage pickers left yeah?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 10:03,
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I think you mean Romanian, don't you?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Jun 2023, 10:13,
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No m8en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_people
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 10:15,
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Yeah I know m8, didn't think they went in for cabbage-picking in a big way.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Jun 2023, 10:50,
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too busy conning people with the old 3 cups scam next to East Ham Lidl(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 11:35,
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They hopped right into that car of theirs and rode around the world(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 10:21,
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Fewer muslamic code pls, this is A British Forum(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 10:32,
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I think it's Egyptian, they believe in mummies and that. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:18,
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I bet he organises his own surprise parties And nobody shows up
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 9:37,
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Anything south of Manchester is France(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 11:13,
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If Brexit drags on much longer there won't be any UK leftwhich is what the sprout-eating wokerati always intended
DIRECT ACTION NOW
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 11:17,
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£11,000 for one third of an extra nurse.£6.2BN for increased roll out of strategic Care Navigation software, enabling GP receptionists to more quickly and efficiently direct every caller to fuck off and bother the pharmacy instead.
£15.1BN for increased use of Artificial Intelligence in diagnosing and prescribing. "The Opposition would have you believe that most of the time AI merely spews out convincing-sounding yet dangerous bullshit, but I say to you if that were the case, I would use it to replace most of my government, haha! But joking aside, I've laid out five pledges."
£0.0000000005BN for ham.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 8:47,
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I appreciate that you got the number of zeroes correct in that figure for the ham.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Jun 2023, 10:14,
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Thanks, I hope everyone will agree it was time well spent(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 10:17,
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