He's Autobot Coke-Jesus
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Are you mostly Gaz, but with a little bit of lemonade?
Asking for a friend. Well, not a friend per se. More of a well meaning acquaintance
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Asking for a friend. Well, not a friend per se. More of a well meaning acquaintance
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:52, archived)
when he was on Shooting Stars Vic Reeves asked him 'do you like camping, Gaz?' which I found hilarious
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you might have to be old to know the reference
www.campingaz.co.uk/
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www.campingaz.co.uk/
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I liked it when Vic introduced Les Dennis as the french fire engine
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I need WD40
Bathroom door creaks like mad and it's starting to annoy me
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:17, archived)
Bathroom door creaks like mad and it's starting to annoy me
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:17, archived)
Instead of WD40, the normal stuff, get the "dry PTFE" one.
Less greasey goo later, and it dries fully. Works great.
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:47, archived)
Less greasey goo later, and it dries fully. Works great.
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:47, archived)
Here you go:
www.amazon.co.uk/WD-40-Specialist-Lubricant-PTFE-400ml/dp/B006UCJ4Z4/
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www.amazon.co.uk/WD-40-Specialist-Lubricant-PTFE-400ml/dp/B006UCJ4Z4/
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:48, archived)
I wish I'd have known about this many years ago
I completely fucked a dj mixer trying to eradicate a clicky fader
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:59, archived)
I completely fucked a dj mixer trying to eradicate a clicky fader
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:59, archived)
A fader? As in a pot or slider? That needs "contact cleaner", not lube.
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wd 40 also make a 'specialist' contact cleaner, it's good. about £12 a can i think
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Yeah, the "fast drying" one is good, and worth the money if you need that.
Otherwise I use 750ml "AAB" brand, cos heavy use innit.
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 15:36, archived)
Otherwise I use 750ml "AAB" brand, cos heavy use innit.
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 15:36, archived)
this was about 30 years ago
My current setup gets very little use because for some insane reason there is no door for the sitting room or for the dining room meaning that Mrs Richard's can't watch drivel on the telly whilst I 'represent on the ones and twos*
*not a lavatorial euphemism
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 16:11, archived)
My current setup gets very little use because for some insane reason there is no door for the sitting room or for the dining room meaning that Mrs Richard's can't watch drivel on the telly whilst I 'represent on the ones and twos*
*not a lavatorial euphemism
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maxwell house is fucking disgusting. if you buy some of that and put it in the kitchen the rat will move out.
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Keir Starmer's wife wearing a repurposed orange jumpsuit to vote, is she a political prisoner?
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My seat is unexpectedly competitive, my vote might actually make a difference.
lol seat
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 12:39, archived)
lol seat
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 12:39, archived)
Guys which is the best duck call VST instrument?
Kind of urgent.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 22:50, archived)
Kind of urgent.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 22:50, archived)
- d
+ f
Think I'll vote Green, where we live is a Tory safe one although the tax dodging racist middle class gammon shitheads could well make it a reform one
Politics eh?
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 7:44, archived)
+ f
Think I'll vote Green, where we live is a Tory safe one although the tax dodging racist middle class gammon shitheads could well make it a reform one
Politics eh?
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 7:44, archived)
Yeah, it's all fucked
Although I'll be surprised if reform gets a single seat
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 7:48, archived)
Although I'll be surprised if reform gets a single seat
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 7:48, archived)
Vote for whoever is best placed to remove the tories, you stupid fucking cunt.
( , Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:54, archived)
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Pushing that messy abortion of a post down the board like mashing chunks of vomit through a sink drain.
I recently saw a clip of Trump where he did this piece of weird verbal gymnastics... first he denied ever doing a thing, then he immediately admitted to once doing the thing, but then dismissed that 'one time' by saying, "It doesn't count."
Since I saw this, I've been noticing that pretty much everyone does this.
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I recently saw a clip of Trump where he did this piece of weird verbal gymnastics... first he denied ever doing a thing, then he immediately admitted to once doing the thing, but then dismissed that 'one time' by saying, "It doesn't count."
Since I saw this, I've been noticing that pretty much everyone does this.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:13, archived)
I don't either, well I did this one time, doesn't count obviously
I DID IT TO MAKE A POINT
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I DID IT TO MAKE A POINT
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:17, archived)
Yes but if it doesn't count then surely that fatally undermines your point.
Discuss.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:37, archived)
Discuss.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:37, archived)
Oh christ I just realised that if brb reads this he probably will, at great length.
I retract that Discuss.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
I retract that Discuss.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
it's ok, i provide a brb-free safe space in all my posts and comments
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It was the woman he was found to have sexually assaulted in the bathroom of a department store
Never met the woman... met her once... doesn't count
There's a photo of them together, that's why he keeps subtly raising this
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Never met the woman... met her once... doesn't count
There's a photo of them together, that's why he keeps subtly raising this
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:17, archived)
My plan to mix nitrous oxide with a hearty broth has made me a laughing stock, fuck you
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Perhaps I read it there and forgot, I thought this was my breakthrough moment, fuck you beepeedee. fuck you.
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just stuff the thing why not, suavourgh
Jesus Christ Our Suavourgh
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:18, archived)
Jesus Christ Our Suavourgh
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:18, archived)
Facebook's started pushing bizarre AI spam at me,
I used one of them to make a /calendar event
b3ta.com/calendar/event/29010
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:48, archived)
I used one of them to make a /calendar event
b3ta.com/calendar/event/29010
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:48, archived)
That is seriously fantastic, everything that's shit about text-to-image AI all in one place.
That AI Amazon pic you posted a while back, I've seen a few like that now. The future is shit.
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That AI Amazon pic you posted a while back, I've seen a few like that now. The future is shit.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:26, archived)
Woman just commented on a fb post I'm following
Patti Bumbarger. I bet she got the piss ripped at school
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:40, archived)
Patti Bumbarger. I bet she got the piss ripped at school
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:40, archived)
I ordered too many poetry books from a Coventry born poet
It made me a Larkin stock
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:52, archived)
It made me a Larkin stock
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:52, archived)
You'd end up with a whipped cream like stock . Stick it in a can. You are a genius.
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"Canned Laughter", brilliant, I appreciate your input and you're on 5% of gross
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Bpd was a bit rude to me the other day in my suggestion in spending hard earned cash
Absolutely serious question here I will donate 50 quid to a charity/worthy cause
Tell me who and why please
Serious bloody question for a change
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:04, archived)
Absolutely serious question here I will donate 50 quid to a charity/worthy cause
Tell me who and why please
Serious bloody question for a change
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:04, archived)
Oh bpd is a camel knobber
Not only that, he frots
Types a lot of shite with his head dobber
Whilst wearing podka dots
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:35, archived)
Not only that, he frots
Types a lot of shite with his head dobber
Whilst wearing podka dots
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:35, archived)
dobber (plural dobbers)
1. Alternative form of dauber (โmarker pen used for bingo cardsโ)
2. (UK, derogatory) A member of the working class in Scotland or Ireland who is seen as undereducated, with poor taste, especially in clothes, and poor social skills; closely connected to chav.
3. (Australia, UK, derogatory) One who dobs (informs against or implicates to authority).
Nikki is such a dobber, she told the teacher that I hit Karen in the playground.
4. (British, informal) Any small electronic device that plugs directly into a larger one, such as a wireless scoring system in fencing or a USB mass storage device.
5. (British, Ireland, chiefly dialect) A large marble.
6. (US, regional) A float (as used by an angler).
7. A dabchick.
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1. Alternative form of dauber (โmarker pen used for bingo cardsโ)
2. (UK, derogatory) A member of the working class in Scotland or Ireland who is seen as undereducated, with poor taste, especially in clothes, and poor social skills; closely connected to chav.
3. (Australia, UK, derogatory) One who dobs (informs against or implicates to authority).
Nikki is such a dobber, she told the teacher that I hit Karen in the playground.
4. (British, informal) Any small electronic device that plugs directly into a larger one, such as a wireless scoring system in fencing or a USB mass storage device.
5. (British, Ireland, chiefly dialect) A large marble.
6. (US, regional) A float (as used by an angler).
7. A dabchick.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:40, archived)
I was actually looking for definitions that included the gardening tool,
but apparently that's a dibber.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:43, archived)
but apparently that's a dibber.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:43, archived)
It is indeed
Which reminds me, I still haven't found my secateurs
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:45, archived)
Which reminds me, I still haven't found my secateurs
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:45, archived)
All out UK
It's a charity that wants to get anti-trans laws changed
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:35, archived)
It's a charity that wants to get anti-trans laws changed
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:35, archived)
Not nearly rude enough, beepeedee
Not nearly rude enough for you
I hope you take it personally
Fuck you, beepeedee, fuck you
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:06, archived)
Not nearly rude enough for you
I hope you take it personally
Fuck you, beepeedee, fuck you
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:06, archived)
think it was brb to be honest
it's your money, do what you want with it
I couldn't give a fuck
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:15, archived)
it's your money, do what you want with it
I couldn't give a fuck
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:15, archived)
Con servative and Labour have destroyed the UK. Search and watch 'Farage: Lockdowns were Britainโs biggest ever peacetime mistake
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 15:21, archived)
Bonnevilles and Spitfires are only £50?
ยฃ50 won't make much of a difference to many of the larger charities but might do some lasting good for local beach/woodland litter pickers or similar environmentalist groups.
Alternatively you could spend it all on charity shop vinyl, then resell as ebay charity auctions.
Or you could buy a load of ebay charity auction stuff and donate it all to your local charity shops.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 15:22, archived)
ยฃ50 won't make much of a difference to many of the larger charities but might do some lasting good for local beach/woodland litter pickers or similar environmentalist groups.
Alternatively you could spend it all on charity shop vinyl, then resell as ebay charity auctions.
Or you could buy a load of ebay charity auction stuff and donate it all to your local charity shops.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 15:22, archived)
Thanks to you and your generosity, and the growth of our investments, the TCI Foundation & Tall Clubs International have awarded this year 23 scholarships to well deserving students from across North America.
All tall cunts, what are the odds
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:31, archived)
All tall cunts, what are the odds
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:31, archived)
Are you tall? Have you ever been made fun of for being a freakish, shambling abortion whose unnatural gangling limbs should never have trod Gods green earth? Then donate to Tall clubs international foundation, just ยฃ30 will pay for knee shoes and calf straps so you can pretend you're not a fucking monster for once.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:33, archived)
Bit up and down really. Worst thing is the shithead neighbours.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:46, archived)
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going to rustle up a karahi chicken* in a bit as I am off today
*not a euphemism
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*not a euphemism
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:01, archived)
mohel brirr
If your name was mr hossible it'd be an anagram of mohel briss
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 6:21, archived)
If your name was mr hossible it'd be an anagram of mohel briss
( , Wed 3 Jul 2024, 6:21, archived)
if you say it on here often enough, you manifest yourself into a real doctor.
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True
A month ago I paid ยฃ6.50 for a Guinness and I'm still upset about it
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)
A month ago I paid ยฃ6.50 for a Guinness and I'm still upset about it
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)
over a fiver seems to be the norm around here and i just don't like going out enough to pay it
and my driving goes to shit after six or seven as well
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 17:04, archived)
and my driving goes to shit after six or seven as well
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 17:04, archived)
Don't have too many beers please
I wouldn't want you to get intoxicated
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
I wouldn't want you to get intoxicated
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
Other alcoholic beverages
Are an option. I believe you are partial to the occasional gin!
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:08, archived)
Are an option. I believe you are partial to the occasional gin!
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:08, archived)
do you mean she buys litre bottles and polishes them off by midnight?
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poem time
"Not any more, he's a nullo now"
Said beepeedee, the stupid cow.
You're shitter than Derek Nimmo's poo
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.
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"Not any more, he's a nullo now"
Said beepeedee, the stupid cow.
You're shitter than Derek Nimmo's poo
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 21:01, archived)
Oh beepeedee went to knob a camel
He lifted his enormous gunt
It kicked him in the face and chipped his enamel
The fucking stupid fucking cunt
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 21:12, archived)
He lifted his enormous gunt
It kicked him in the face and chipped his enamel
The fucking stupid fucking cunt
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 21:12, archived)
Round about now Since they say I am the sexiest man in Jamaica And the girls love me And I shall never grow old
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Oh you'd just love that wouldn't you?
Fine then, go ahead, SEE IF I CARE.
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 14:15, archived)
Fine then, go ahead, SEE IF I CARE.
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 14:15, archived)
you can't have 2 days off tomorrow that's impossible you big fat liar
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:33, archived)
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if you remove the seconds you can collapse the minutes, the hours just fold up and you can get two days into one, FACT
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I actually put my tshirt and jumper on first this morning
I very briefly felt like Winnie the Pooh
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:18, archived)
I very briefly felt like Winnie the Pooh
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:18, archived)
-my tshirt and jumper +a petrol soaked burning tyre
-first +my political rival
-the Pooh +Mandela
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:30, archived)
-first +my political rival
-the Pooh +Mandela
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:30, archived)
Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots?
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 23:21, archived)
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 23:21, archived)
DIAGNOSIS: Zoon's balanitis + Antisocial Personality Disorder
You're welcome
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 21:32, archived)
You're welcome
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 21:32, archived)
You are truly the last aptly named person ever to use this site.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 21:49, archived)
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 21:49, archived)
I've just sold someone's house!
I'm accepting an offer of ยฃ250k. Seems mad to be making decisions on such huge sums when it's nothing to do with my own money. Still, managed to talk up the buyer by ยฃ10k on their original offer so pretty pleased.
Have you driven any hard bargains recently?
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 16:02, archived)
I'm accepting an offer of ยฃ250k. Seems mad to be making decisions on such huge sums when it's nothing to do with my own money. Still, managed to talk up the buyer by ยฃ10k on their original offer so pretty pleased.
Have you driven any hard bargains recently?
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 16:02, archived)
I buy very little these days we seem to be ok for stuff
I am looking for a bike/car as a do up Summer project
Been looking at either a Bonneville or a Spitfire
Car not the plane sadly
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 17:19, archived)
I am looking for a bike/car as a do up Summer project
Been looking at either a Bonneville or a Spitfire
Car not the plane sadly
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 17:19, archived)
Like?
Fake donkey sanctuary?
Homeless charity that pay their CEOs silly amounts of salary?
I'd rather spend it on something I enjoy ta xxxx
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 18:07, archived)
Fake donkey sanctuary?
Homeless charity that pay their CEOs silly amounts of salary?
I'd rather spend it on something I enjoy ta xxxx
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 18:07, archived)
So you definitely don't enjoy doing anything good?
And those are the only two options?
You seem like some sort of stunted weirdo cynical nihilist twat. No offence.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 19:08, archived)
And those are the only two options?
You seem like some sort of stunted weirdo cynical nihilist twat. No offence.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 19:08, archived)
nice one, I bet it's a relief
any more stuff to do before you can put all this to bed?
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 18:14, archived)
any more stuff to do before you can put all this to bed?
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 18:14, archived)
Well, the sale has to go through yet
and I can't sign off on the seller's statement as I know fuck all about the property so I expect the buyers to ask for a discount before the contracts are exchanged. If it's ยฃ10k or less I'll accept it, if it's more than that I'll just put the fucking place out to auction. Sod the lot of them.
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 10:52, archived)
and I can't sign off on the seller's statement as I know fuck all about the property so I expect the buyers to ask for a discount before the contracts are exchanged. If it's ยฃ10k or less I'll accept it, if it's more than that I'll just put the fucking place out to auction. Sod the lot of them.
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 10:52, archived)
sounds well shit mate
yeah take 10-15 less if needed, it's not like it's you out of pocket
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 12:03, archived)
yeah take 10-15 less if needed, it's not like it's you out of pocket
( , Tue 2 Jul 2024, 12:03, archived)
Not as such
But since I booked my holiday last year, the hotel has been completely renovated and is now a four star. I went on their website and the holiday I have already paid for is now ยฃ200 more than I paid. Definitely got a bargain there.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 19:36, archived)
But since I booked my holiday last year, the hotel has been completely renovated and is now a four star. I went on their website and the holiday I have already paid for is now ยฃ200 more than I paid. Definitely got a bargain there.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 19:36, archived)
I have had the first lie in, in ages
Absolutely belting
Have I missed anything?
And why is something good referred to as belting?
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 10:18, archived)
Absolutely belting
Have I missed anything?
And why is something good referred to as belting?
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 10:18, archived)
I managed to get a decent night's sleep as well
must have been a good eight hours.
I still have to sleep in a kind of pillow nest to support the broken shoulder, but two weeks in it's healed enough that I'm not in pain and getting quite a bit of mobility back now. The covid's much improved too.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 10:59, archived)
must have been a good eight hours.
I still have to sleep in a kind of pillow nest to support the broken shoulder, but two weeks in it's healed enough that I'm not in pain and getting quite a bit of mobility back now. The covid's much improved too.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 10:59, archived)
Second
I got it two years ago. Unpleasant but no worse than a bad cold. This time it's been a bit milder, I'd say. A few days of nasty cough but cold/flu pills helped with the worst.
Not sure if I'm still showing up, I'm not wasting a test. I don't need to go out so why bother?
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I got it two years ago. Unpleasant but no worse than a bad cold. This time it's been a bit milder, I'd say. A few days of nasty cough but cold/flu pills helped with the worst.
Not sure if I'm still showing up, I'm not wasting a test. I don't need to go out so why bother?
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 11:20, archived)
You obviously haven't had enough vaccines, you silly billy.
Ask your GP for ten more at once to make up for it.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 15:03, archived)
Ask your GP for ten more at once to make up for it.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 15:03, archived)
yeah just down in the dumps
been through so much shit over the past few years and I think it's caught up with me at last
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 13:56, archived)
been through so much shit over the past few years and I think it's caught up with me at last
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 13:56, archived)
Got to that point a couple of years ago. Counselling has helped, would recommend it if not already tried.
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( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 14:15, archived)
i had a counsellor
it was great i just can't add up anymore.
(she sold all my counts)
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 16:13, archived)
it was great i just can't add up anymore.
(she sold all my counts)
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 16:13, archived)
Sorry to hear that.
I know you've been through a lot what with your brother, your old boss you liked, and so on.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 17:28, archived)
I know you've been through a lot what with your brother, your old boss you liked, and so on.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 17:28, archived)
I've got some exercise bands
have set up the weakest one so I can try to ease the muscles back into use with very, very light resistance training. I've been through this before and doing regular tiny activities now will make things much easier in the long term.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 11:25, archived)
have set up the weakest one so I can try to ease the muscles back into use with very, very light resistance training. I've been through this before and doing regular tiny activities now will make things much easier in the long term.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 11:25, archived)
job is physical so it's not getting a lot of rest
Unfortunately
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 11:31, archived)
Unfortunately
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 11:31, archived)
Because it has the clear, resonant ringing sound
of a bell going 'ting'
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 13:21, archived)
of a bell going 'ting'
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 13:21, archived)
I meant Kinky Friedman
but I think your guy was best on Big Break
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 7:20, archived)
but I think your guy was best on Big Break
( , Mon 1 Jul 2024, 7:20, archived)
Watching Janelle Monae at Glastonbury
Dressed up like a frontbottom doing a special snatchdance. Very interesting.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 20:28, archived)
Dressed up like a frontbottom doing a special snatchdance. Very interesting.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 20:28, archived)
Football is bullshit
Massively overpaid "athletes" kicking a ball around for 90 minutes. Fucking spare me.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 20:46, archived)
Massively overpaid "athletes" kicking a ball around for 90 minutes. Fucking spare me.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 20:46, archived)
i thought i had a hair or something in my eye so i fiddled with it
now it feels like i have an angry cat in my eye.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:57, archived)
now it feels like i have an angry cat in my eye.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:57, archived)
well done, you've irritated your cornea
that's going to sting and water like fuck for a good 2 hours
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 17:03, archived)
that's going to sting and water like fuck for a good 2 hours
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 17:03, archived)
i just got a stringy globbler out tho
i'm calling it a success
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 17:05, archived)
i'm calling it a success
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 17:05, archived)
mine make themselves worse
by drying out while I'm asleep. that fucking hurts.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 17:13, archived)
by drying out while I'm asleep. that fucking hurts.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 17:13, archived)
It is difficult to comment while you're being garotted, fair enough
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:57, archived)
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:57, archived)
I can't breathe underwater
I wasn't attempting to, I just had to put my phone down and help clean shit off the baby, the floor and the couch.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)
I wasn't attempting to, I just had to put my phone down and help clean shit off the baby, the floor and the couch.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)
This is why I replaced my eyeballs with glass eyes
Pop em out, rinse under tap, job done!
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:12, archived)
Pop em out, rinse under tap, job done!
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:12, archived)
Happy Asteriod Day 2024
Which is your favourite asteroid and why?
alt: which is your least favourite asteroid and why?
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 15:20, archived)
Which is your favourite asteroid and why?
alt: which is your least favourite asteroid and why?
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 15:20, archived)
Elongated Muskrat wants to mine the ore from it
I hope he fucking implodes in space
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 17:05, archived)
I hope he fucking implodes in space
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 17:05, archived)
I hope he succeeds
and the cataclysmic disruption of the global economy signals the final end of capitalism and the start of a post-scarcity utopia.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 17:56, archived)
and the cataclysmic disruption of the global economy signals the final end of capitalism and the start of a post-scarcity utopia.
( , Sun 30 Jun 2024, 17:56, archived)
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