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80s fantasy
I like 80s fantasy movies, (even though I haven't seen too many) what do you guys think? got any favorites?
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:56, archived)

porn?
you mean porn?
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:56, archived)

fantasy as in schoolgirls or nuns?
or do you mean sci-fi/legends/myths type fantasy?
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

Mythic type stuff
espeacially Terry Gilliam's stuff.
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)

No better 80s fantasy movie
than Labyrinth.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

Yay! I love that movie
and was Willow '80s?

Edit/ saw a program on C4 the other week - they interviewed the girl now grown up who said that even at the age of 12 she knew there was something not right about Bowie's tights and cock bulge.
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:01, archived)

Seconded
I always watch it at family reunions

helps get rid of the headache
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:06, archived)

nope
i hate them and think they're shit.

At least the 70's seem to admit that if they tried they failed. The 80's went along and did it anyway with puppets made of felt....

(This statement does not include Return to Oz)
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:03, archived)

'70s was exploring new ground so they had an excuse
I hated Return To Oz. The original was so good despite it's age - you think they could have done better with the new technology available for the sequel.
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:10, archived)

Anyone for Isketch?

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)

Isketch?
wow....this is my first post on the talk board, weird, eh?
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:27, archived)

you're gonna hate me

EDIT: Are you really a guy?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

wow
you really don't look at the image board?
and i believe you stole my glasses

EDIT; yeah, i'm really a guy
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:34, archived)

I have no use for the Image Board.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:35, archived)

You're both emo!

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:48, archived)

am not!
*cries*
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:51, archived)

only girls cry

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:55, archived)

And emo's

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:56, archived)

Congrats
*Bums* Welcome to B3ta talk
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

eep
thanks
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

*bums in the bum rather hard*
Hello.
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Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

I think you are a bumee rather than a bummer

unless you have a 'strapa-dict-a-me®'
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:42, archived)

EASTY WITH GLASSES!

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

He looks like a girl and is gorgeous with it.

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Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:42, archived)

You have a thing for them both,
don't you?
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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:46, archived)

yay!
... oh...wait
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)

One killed in mini-railway crash
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4670335.stm

What an embarrassing way to get killed... imagine how much piss those angels will take out of him...
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)

P
F
F
F
T
!
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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

this
www.rhdr.org.uk/rhdr/engines/galleries/images/04_head_image_full.jpg
hehehehahaheheh
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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

Any new photos,
oh great one?
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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:42, archived)

I have decided to turn the house into a large
empty/full tank of People farts.
I am attempting to do this by the following recipie:
Eat beans
Fart lots
Eat more beans
Fart even more
Follow through
Send it to B3ta talk board and make them eat it.
Eat more
Fart more.

I plan on selling this person gas Tank for the princely sum of 52.5p per sq litre.

Does anyone want a square?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

i'm producing enough of my own today
fruit = farts.
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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:41, archived)

you have been listening to...
sufjan stevens
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

you are correct
this new album is great.

edit: goodnight.
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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:00, archived)

I'm 9 hours late
but I agree and disagree depending on what mood I'm in.
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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)

You should save your fruit farts in jars
and get somebody to do a smell test to see which types of fruit make the nicest smelling farts.
(Uncle Vinnie, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

*converts fiesta to take farts*
might improve the smell eminating from the boot too
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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)

Night night.
Who'd like to share a bed?
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

I'm going to bed.
But to my own cool bed. :)
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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

SCCCHHTTOOOOPPP!!!!!
that's the deep freeze you're climbing into!
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

Uhuh...
Night!
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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)

I always have to share a bed
sometimes with up to three other people
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

itchy?
*scratches*
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

yes, yes i would

but not with you
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:45, archived)

Hellooooo b3tans!
I'm back (yes I was gone), i'm sunburnt, i'm rather pleased with life and i am knackered....how is everyone else then
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

So endeth the search.
Now who are you?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

tired and irritable

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

*prods repeatedly*

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)

*snaps*
*kills*
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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)

In that case...
www.b3ta.com/talk/630767
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Taylorcamb, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:38, archived)

get thee to bed
i'm off myself shortly
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)

I've had a lovely day of doing nothing
but I've just realised I haven't been paid for my 2 weeks freelance work. Grrr
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Taylorcamb, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

Thats because it was a holiday
not work
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:38, archived)

It was work,
I commuted and everything! I demand my £900 now!

*throws hissy fit*
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Taylorcamb, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)

some people just don't care
i'l still owed about £400 from february. if i don't get a response (from my latest reminder lsat week) within the next week or so i'm going to take it to the small claims court.
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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:41, archived)

Well,
they've installed my broadband, set up my access to everything and given me teh upload codez so I assume they'll pay me, just possibly with my first months wages. They could tell me though!
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Taylorcamb, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)

Just spent the best part of an hour
playing this.

hanamushi.under.jp/flash/poc02.htm

Shame the text is in Japanese.

Edit:// Sorry, wrong link.

Sorry if it's GC.
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grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

that is taking a VERY long time to load.
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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

I just gave up on it

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

Yeah it does.
Worth it though.
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grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

ok i loaded
but where's the game?! it seems to be trying to tell me a story in japanese, and obviously, to my eyes this is not really very entertaining.

edit: ok, now there's credits. there was no worthwhile interaction on that at all.
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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)

Seconded
edit: i second your edit as well
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Taylorcamb, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

Just skip the writing.
phools.
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grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

i loaded your first link
i hope this second one is worth it.
ggrrrr

edit: don't call us fools, you posted the wrong fucking link.
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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

Chill.

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grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)

sorry
i've been working, and just wanted a few minutes of mindless clicking before i go to bed.
first i have to wait ages, then i found out that it was the wrong thing.

i will give this a quick go, but i'll be off to sleep shortly.
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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

gah!
i really hadn't a clue what was going on in the first game...

i hope this one is better.

edit: i got teh key! this is much better already.
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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

What?
It told me a story in japanese, and then went to credits. I am confused.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

this, but
www.b3ta.com/talk/630750
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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)

ah
this would explain it.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

hmmmm
I'm watching Buzzcocks on UKTVG2 and it just went to an ad break with the channel logo page thing and the caption "don't go flicking"

damn.
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

Don't go flicking....
Didn't Billy Joel record that??
(barzo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

nah that was river of dreams
/oblivious
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dantl, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

B.J
If he does go walking in his sleep I hope he lives in a penthouse.(It's tricky living in a wank mag though!)
(barzo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

I've been singing that to myself already

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

as if you'd even start....

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

half the time
I'm not even aware I'm doing it
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

that must be awkward
on public transport.
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Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

I'm much more restrained
in public. b3ta isn't public
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)

boregasm
?
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

a what now?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)

Hmmm...
It must be a talking point when on the bus.
(barzo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

i was going to say bus
but changed my mind.
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Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)

Oh aye...
How come? Psycho-analysis begins!
(barzo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

bus souns like bust
which reminds me of my mum, who i subconsciously want to sleep with.

good enough?

/freudian slipper
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Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)

Hmmmm (again)
I see your problem,you don't want to get on and ride around on her all day.
(barzo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)

nah
everyone's too busy looking at my kids
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

fat hobbit..
...he knows...eyes always watching...

i could watch this film every night. which is good, because sky plays it every night.
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Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

What film?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

2 towers.
good.
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Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

enjoying old 9/11 news footage?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

arf!
London bomber turns up on b3ta.
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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

it's the best film,
return of the king has exciting elephanty- things
but has about 20 billion endings
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bookerina, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

indeed.
and the main one is different from the book. i wanted to see frodo big-potatoes retake the shire
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Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

what film?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

would you rather...
eat poo once
or smell of poo forever
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bookerina, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

eat it once
easy
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

what if it was dog poo?

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bookerina, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

can i get something that'll stop me from catching whatever it is you catch from dog poo?
My answer's still the same though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

Can I get deoderant?
or bodyspary or CK One?
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

you old romantic
how did you know it was my birthday?
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Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

option 1
would you rather have one testicle the size of a football or 20 little testicles?

edit: my flatmate has a game with thousands of these types of question, and that's the only one i can remember.
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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

haha
-another question for the guys,
would you rather all women had 20 little norks or one big one?
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bookerina, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

smell of poo forever,
as pooForever is the new, ironic, CK fragrance
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

Another warm day
but these old walls have left me with a cold bed with freshly laundered sheets that needs warming up.

Any suggestions to avoid cold bum syndrome?
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Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

a) I misread that as old balls
b) I hate cold beds too, but discovered when I was ill that wrapping yourself in a fleece blanket first makes everything feel all toasty warm. then chuck the blanket out the bed when you get too hot
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

Cold beds are the best!
I can't sleep if my bedroom is warm.

Though a warm bed is nice to get into when coming back from a toilet trip. Especially if there is someone else warming it for you.
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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

you are a freak like Mr V
he enjoys getting into a cold bed. I whinge about it
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

Look, a warm bed is only effective when:
A) It is warmed by a body.
B) The atmosphere around the bed is cool.
C) ???
D) Profit.
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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

In a way,
a cold bed is exciting..

It's much better for two though, then it can be fun!
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Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:04, archived)

Shoulders toes and knees
I'm 36 degrees
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

I'm sure you are,
Professor Lanstrom
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Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

this!
hard!
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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

Which part of this?

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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

all of it
twice.
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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

Marry me?

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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

Can we have a threesome?

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

No.

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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

*cries*

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)

yes!
i will.
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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

You've made me the happiest b3tan ever!!!1!!!1!!

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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:07, archived)

*bums*

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:12, archived)

Thiiiiis!!!

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

What, like warm piss ?

/I don't know what it is with your posts, but i never read them properly before i reply.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

Sock my bulls.

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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

flatulence

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

Fuego!
Fuego don las litos!
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:07, archived)

Hey guys....
I'm having a weird problem with my Winamp (5.08) occasionally, but now quite frequently, there will be a sort of high pitched squeal on the audio track that only stops when I close down the player and restart it.

Anyone else have anything like this?
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

Everytime you have a gay thought
Winamp screams
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

That did happen to me
but only when I interfered with fish.

Maybe you should be honest with yourself and just stop it.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

It hates you.
And obviously has some kind of rape alarm.
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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

Ever since
AOL bought Nullsoft winamp had been getting increasingly worse.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

The ribbed MP3 encoding makes it come
...
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

DRM perhaps?
i don't know.
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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

think it just wouldnt work if it
was drm'ed. which reminds me i must buy a Eels album of itunes. (dman you for exlusive stuff)
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MrA, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

Try the following
Uninstall and reinstall winamp. uninstall and reinstall any codec packks you might have. Try using windows media player, does it to it in that? If so something major has fucked.
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MrA, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

Well aren't you just adorable?

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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

*giggles*
*throws up on roaneah*
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MrA, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)

I shall take that as a compliment.

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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

I had to rollback
to 5.05 because the later versions caused windows to be unable to see any of my cd drives.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

I had that as well
Also, newer versions of media player stopped my computer playing DVDS....bloody technology.
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

you need more magnets.

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

present it with a cresent of watercress
and a hot egg.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

I have been drinking since Friday
therefore I feel unable to contribute positively to the board tonight.

Cunts
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

Fresh.

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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

You are Kool and the Gang
AICMFP
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

exciting

/night all
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

ni ni lully laydee

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

'Night

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Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

k-niggit

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

Stop claiming your five pounds.
It was a quote from Stewie from Family Guy.
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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

Only bummers watch that
I have no idea what you are typing of
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

I thought it was a newspaper fella
called Lobby Ludd in the 60s/70s.
/pub quiz
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Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)

Since when has an American sitcom had an original idea or
joke that wasn't tried and tested 50 times before airing?

I strongly suspect I am the only person on the planet who has never seen even a snippet of Family Guy. I had to look it up in IMDB to find out what it is.
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

There was a very funny song sang on it in the latest series.
I'm going to mp3erise it soon.
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hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

it's surprisingly good

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

99% of merkan tv sucks
although some things shine through to be better than ours.

the simpsons
family guy
american dad

are all very watchable
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

or to your
conjugal duties preseumably ;)
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

i cant even read that
let alone unnerstan it.

*hic*
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

making sure Mrs Woat
gets what she needs
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

Sleep ?
I'm helping with that by being downstairs.

We used up all four beds last night, moving from one to the other when each was soiled with baby vomit.

Not a restful night, but the little one is not seriously poorly.

Just trying to drive us insane the way kids do,,,
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

keep her off dairy for 24 hours
and give her plenty of water/weak juice.
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)

She's not spewed for
nearly 24 hours now.

So she must be OK.

The house smells of cheese.

Not in a good way.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

I know that smell only too well
Febreze is good
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

Not as good as Vodka
Tho when this bottle runs out I might try it.

I's better go, my eyes hurt.......

*bums*
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

a new pair of shoes?

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

If only women would
realise that another pair of shoes is not going to make them happy.

I know a girl who hates shoe shopping, so there is hope for womankind.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

are you sure she's a girl?
i don't think it's possible for girls to not like shoes.
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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

She is a geek girl.
So maybe that's the reason?
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

Is she a dyke?
If not, marry her.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

~~marry her~~ put your winky up her bottom
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

Would that I could.

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

you know two
I hate it too, with a passion. I have about 12 pairs of shoes but only because I've kept every pair I've bought in the last 17 years to prevent me having to go shopping for new ones
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

hurrah!
i have 2 pairs of shoes, and my socks now touch the pavement when wearing both. I've put off buying new ones for 4 months. I hate shoe shopping, there's nothing worse.
(

asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

What about genocide ?
Or paedophilia ?

Or the decline of British Industry ?

I want to go to bed......
(

Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

I thought you'd gone

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

Being cut for days requires care and precision
Depending on how much you like vomiting.
(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

I;m sure what you say is most enlightening
Should you care to post it in English I would definately read with interest......
(

Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

shdrink shthe shboosh but.. not too musch at once...*HuooOORnBLERRGGHHFFFH..swit swit plif*
Now THATS onomatopoeia
(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

~~care and precision~~ booze.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

If I go to bed, I'll wake up and it'll be work tiem.
What happens if you stay up?
(

Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

Work tiem still comes, honey.
You just tend not to notice it so much.
(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

this

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

Shame.
I ~~want~~ need a week off!

I think it's been long enough since this little fella was posted, maybe he can cheer me up
(

Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
that spack kittin am all teh lully

/goes all girlie
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

My secrit weapon
against feeling down, i did find his picture and add the words (comma thinked the words up)
(

Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

i am down
cos its monday tomorrow but i am cheered up by teh fact i have friday and NEXT monday off for no reason whatsoever - hoorah!
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

Whee!
*pretends to have days off too*

It is the Manchester bash next weekend though :D
(

Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

I may see you there.

(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

I love it.
cf. my baby bird. :)
(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)

awwww!!
/even more girlie, worrying now
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

Have this too...
(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)

/fluff
overload
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)

*melts*
Damn you! I'm all emotional now!
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

aaaawww
so cute.
(

asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

this
www.conversionstories.us/

scared the shit out of me and I only read 1 story.
(

asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

Yes, me too.
So I thought I'd share.
(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

what the shitty fuck is that?
is it actual pr0n or fundie propaganda?
(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

it's definately not porn
edit: as i posted that, a song called AIDS in Africa came on. iTunes is too freaky sometimes.
(

asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)

and they think islamic fundamentalists are scary?
*shudders*
(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

I think it's actual porn.
Some guys get off on that. Apparently.
(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

fuckwits

(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

Time stops.
It stays today forever more.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

And when tomorrow comes
you definately don't feel like utter shit, and certainley don't spend the day thinking "I wish I hadn't stayed up all night wanking".
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

you can be on b3ta
without wanking you know
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

they can't help it when you're around

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

*looks abashed*

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

pfft

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

Yeah but you have to have something to do
when the board's slow,
Otherwise i'd just be sat here every night, doing absolutley nothing*, probably drinking coffee, eating crisps, reading other people's conversations and posting the odd comment now and then till the early hours. What kind of a life would that be ? who'd do that ?
-oh.
*not that wanking's a particularly constructive way to pass the time.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)

:D

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

Do I know you?

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

You get really bored
then regret it as you're so knackered when you have to work
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

Cunt hats !
Ever since Pipex upgraded my broadband to 1meg
I keep losing my connection
why's this ?
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

because the pigeons are knackered,

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

poor quality phone line?
to many extensions?
shit equipment plugged into the phone line?

I am on Pipex and it never falls over for me.
(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

Mine never did
until recently.
They are the Daddy of providers.
Usually
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

Guess some people
just can't keep it up.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Because you are too cheap to get a 2mb connection?

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

I'm leaving in two months
Otherwise i would.
Come to think of it i probably wouldn't - I' doubt i'd really notice the difference.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

YOu are not L33t D0wnl04d3rs!
AICMFP
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

You spoilt little tit.

(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

?
?
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

I second this

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

thirded

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

For not caring about a 2 meg connection when some of us (not me) are still struggling on dialup.
:)
(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

Just being practical
how come you're stuck on dial-up ?
When i move out my parents'll be back on the old dial-up they won't know what hit them* after being broadbanded for the past two years. harhar!

*failed to hit them
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

I'm not stuck on dialup. Read my post again.

(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

oh
yeah.
must be tired.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

When did they upgrade you?

(mailinator, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

about
a week ago
maybe four days
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

probably still balancing the line
that happened to mine for a few days at the start.
They make minor adjustments in the flux capacitors.
(

Well maybe
But I was just wondering when mine was going to happen - since it failed before - I'm scheduled for this month

/edit Apparently I don't care about anyone else.
(mailinator, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

the real question is when will they get around to doing mine?
although i hardly need it upgrading.
(

asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

bah
pipex bastardo's never upgraded me by a meg:(
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:12, archived)

Chris Tetley's
dead
(

sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

did he invent tea?

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

Does that mean no
more tea?
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

who the shit is he, anyway?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

perhaps we will never know

(

WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIND A NEW POPE AT THIS HOUR?

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

Jamaica?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

Awful!

(

sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

24 Hour tesco?
Tesco_Finest *Pope = &Pope ;
(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

Gah!
Die, pointers, die!
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

You know you love them
They malloc you happy.
(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

if($pope=="gayer") {
exit("NO BUMSEXUALS.");
} else {
spreadaids();
}
(

sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

pffft
Catholicism summed up in 4 lines of code
(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

IT'S TOO CUNTING HOT!

*strips*
(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

TGMTFH
woo!
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

Very yes.

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

*blood rushes from head*
or is that 'to head'?
(

Show us your Labia Minor then

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

I've had a baby
it's like Beirut down there.
(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I'm sooooo glad
I had caesareans...
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

Stop This !

(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

stop what?

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

exposing the disgustingness of feminine genitals
probably.
(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

Wish someone would
expose theirs to me.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

*leans back*
*places ankles on your shoulders*
*wiggles hips*
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

caesareans have nothing to do with genitals
that's kind of the whole point
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

ah maybe he's simply confused and scared
by childbirth.
(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

this
-also breastfeeding.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

Oh my
You've been split into pieces havent you....
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

There was snippage and rippange
and lots of blood.

Did you know placenta looks very much like liver?
(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

I didn't see mine
but Mr V did. I won't let him tell me what it looked like cos he looked while it was still inside me
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

are you sure
it wasn't your liver ?
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

That was a shit car
I preferred the Volva - you can get more in it
(

I can't strip any more than I already am
*melts*
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

:o
*faints*
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I've got the painters in
so 100% strippage is likely to be very messy.
(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

You know
I'm so innocent that my first thought was:

"Shouldn't the decorators have gone home at this time of night"
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

bless you

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

I read that as though you had your house being redecorated
A nasty shock when I understood what you meant
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Same for me

(Lord Gibbon, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

I wish I was sitting on a towel
this is a leather chair and I'm sticking
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Ditto

(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

do you think you can
get the sweat glands removed from the backs of your thighs and knees?
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

A soldering iron would probably work

(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

I am in the garden
much nicer and cooler
(

bastard

(FluffehNinja, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

*blames Al Gore*
He invented the environment!
/futurama
(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

Pissflaps.
I don't have enough RAM to run Potatochop.

Ho well. Yay for GIMP!
(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

Ho no!

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

K

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

Kthxbi

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

pfft
This
(

[DTMX] Fishing hook, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

I bloody love
The Blue Room

Anybody else bloody love anything ?
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)

Wet cunt

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

*pokes*
s'the weekend. top trumps!
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)

Err Yes
But i am drunkened

and err...

Look, theres a Ferrari!

*runs*
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

you can still do it drunk

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

As long as you've taken your pill

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

I thought you wanted me
to have your babies?
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

And i do
But on my command

Now get yo bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

I think he said
Rabies.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

*sings*
Ferrari, ferrari!
A mini-mini-mini and a ford escort!
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

I like the green room

free booze and nibbles and nervous celebs to tease.
(

Oi you!

below

V
(

robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

I haven't checked yet - just come fro a meeting in the Science Museum
with a German Avant Garde musician who had a gig in London last night - and bless him - he didn't cancel and came in defiance of the bombers.

Then a BBQ.
(

no probs
"tom tom turnaround"
(

robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

Hey! How spooky
it's right at the top of the wanted list and I spent a sizable chunk of time last night trying to find that track.

Thank you, sir :)
(

I also got a hold of
ok fred - errol dunkley

but you'll have to wait....
(

robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

no worries
you have been more than generous.
(

as I have always said
if i have it, you're welcome!

night matey
(

robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

did you mention the war at all ?
you could have made a sick joke about the blitz - probably would have gone down really well.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

He comes from berlin
since they suffered severe damage from the RAF we can mention the war and bombings without embarassment.
(

I bet you couldn't mention bummings
without embarassment.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

green room

free booze and nibbles and nervous celebs to tease. 14 yr old boys in rugby shorts
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

Arseholes.
As long as my love makes them bloody.
(

DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

mm
nice
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

Not any more.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

Richard Hammond in a Transit!
and Justin Hawkins was on too

I bloody loved Top Gear tonight
(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

hell yes.

(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

I bloody love bloody love

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

I love lots of things.

(

Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

bacon ?

(fried in piss)
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

Anything fried in piss is good.

(

Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

Menstrual blood?

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

*orgasms*

(

Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

'You have so just come.'
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

*fries in piss*
*serves in a bowl*

DINNERTIME COMMA
(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

Yes
With all my heart.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

I just had a fantastic
~~wank~~ plate of potatoes..
Did you too?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)

no, I burnt down your parents

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)

~~ren~~
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

pats?
her earrings are a bastards to melt down
(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

But
worth their weight in semi-precious metals.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

For that
~~you are a cunt~~I love you!
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

nope
i had my 4th can of coke

thats nine in two evenings :D
(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

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